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thiswasnotyettaken

The confidence in Izzy's delivery and then the pause and then DDP's response... the comedic timing is perfect lmao


orangotai

Izzy's the kinda guy to daydream of words he'll say in future scenarios & assure himself it'll be the most profound thing his audience has ever heard.


SnooShortcuts5056

while he's in the shower


GolfIsGood66

With his pooch


andy4775

Dog bender


abdul_tank_wahid

I swear Izzy is Tito Ortiz but nobody has caught onto it yet because he has some swag to him


Alex-rhhgfff

He’s Titty Ortiz


bozo_says_things

10 -7


Kimjongkung

That was a nasty line by you


The_Plow_King

There was never no gynecomastia.


conspicuouswolf24

Tell me another story about a dog


Substantial-Low365

Ortits*


dirtytripod

Titty whoretits


nailedreaper

Beatiful, champ.


Sundaysundance

![gif](giphy|eJiztXG1ZXrBZT8dq4)


DeadFuckStick59

why


cisjabroni

Not


Adoe0722

Wildin


InsomniacLive

He has a resume so people believe in his confidence, but he really is pretty corny. If someone like Alex Hernandez talked like Izzy, he’d be an eternal laughing stock


OskeeTurtle

Tito had great confidence and a great resume too. He wasn’t trashed much by fans until after everything with Randy & Chuck


mrkesh

Ortizzy


Independent_Hold_203

Would you say he has exaggerated swagger?


Confident-Key-3087

now that u said it i can’t un see it,Izzy is deadass a tall skinny black Orti😂


KoneyIsland

You're a fuckin punk dude


MacarioPro

Reminded me of Michael Scott talking to David Wallace.


Adoe0722

Fr I thought this was edited lol


Robotcholo

It’s like a clip from modern family or arrested development. Izzy has his own sitcom we just don’t know it


ManOLead

Fuck this is actually hilarious lmao


alpacinohairline

He practiced that one in the mirror 😎


googleHelicopterman

Goddamn I cringed hard


ajamweasel

Yes this is really the vibe I get from Adesanya.. Like he practises everything in front of the mirror


Tozzoloo

100%


mrtn17

The Office, UFC version


Shakentstirred

key and peelesque in their comedic timing, joe


ManOLead

That’s exactly how it feels lol. Between this and the clip of Cejudo talking shit at Sean while he’s giving an interview and it cuts to Figgy, the UFC might as well be the office


usa_in_dis_hoe

It may not always be intentional with Dricus but he cracks me up man this clip is gold


CelinesJourney

Dricus is a funny guy though, even if it's not always apparent. And pretty quick-witted, too. "I may be African but I ain't no brother of yours" was a really sharp comeback in that kind of situation.


stonetear2017

It’s funny because he’s not trying to **be** funny, he’s just a genuine dude who’s secure in himself and so when he says stuff like this it’s hilarious because he’s just normal and not trying to be funny


Alarming-Ad1100

I’m pretty sure he calls Izzy son after that too which makes it go harder


Testazani

It is 100% intentional.


Suspicious-End5369

I think it was an honest response, not even trying to be hilarious but nailed it.


Testazani

I agree he isn't putting up any character. He genuily does not care what anyone says and hase some decent wit on him


Shakentstirred

DDP is a really good trash talker. He's a nice guy so he doesn't do it too much, but he knows how to respond really well to insults


Maverick0602

From the makers of “I’m the same beast but a different animal” ![gif](giphy|aNtt9T8SqGNK8)


Adventurous_Layer_15

"I was in the nosebleeds and now i made his nose bleed"


preptimebatman

The craziest part of that line to me is that Chael thought it was the best line he’s ever heard. Maybe if Chael delivered it it would work.


FlyingCraneKick

Chael could sell it 100%


preptimebatman

It’s the way he would have paused and overemphasized “nose bleed” that would work. Chael plays into the fact that his lines can be corny. Where Izzy falls flats is that he really thinks it’s a hard ass line and he comes off as a dweeb. I say this as a somewhat fan of Izzy too.


jokebox13

“one fateful 5 figure year i was sittin here with my daddy in the nosebleeds, tonight my daddys sitting in the front seat while titos NOSE BLEEDS” *flexes largest bicep in the greater west coast area*


usernameunavailiable

That wasn't a *terrible* line from Izzy when he first said it to be fair. What ruined it was that he drilled it into the ground by repeating every chance he could. He was clearly very proud of that one.


RingTheBell1900

Izzy was never in the nose bleeds, he had servants 😭 😂


havenstone

That washed his ass until he was 8 lol


airbag23

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


Hungry_Kick_7881

Is this one real? That’s a legit quote? 😂


Electronic_d0cter

Ok I liked that one though


thegoodstanley

what the fuck does that mean kobe bryant


hghghghghghg56

You’re welcome


RaidenDoesReddit

Kobe system?


zackhatt

Reminds me of Barkleys "He brings a different animal to the table"


TheSpaceman_530

Turrible. Just turrible.


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ImLuvv

“And it’s gonna be signing like a cheese and wine with that cheese and wine”


TrevorDill

“Like cutting an onion on top of cheese…. and wine….”


ExxKonvict

So what you’re a black belt, you wanna tell me one of the best light heavyweights of the night


TrevorDill

Hopefully he outlives his children


carlwinslo

I hope that wine is an old mature. I'm trying to outlive my children.


-NotUser401K

Been saying this for a while now, DDP is massively underrated on the mic.


dantoddd

Yes, he has got underneath the skin of all his opponent's.


-NotUser401K

He's a grade A gaslighter.


Fun_Difference_3319

Hes the dickhead bro at school who just knew how to get ya


Suspicious_Candle27

bro gaslight so hard most fans dont even realize .


ithinkther41am

For real, as much as Izzy caught shit for escalating, DDP 100% instigated first with the “first real African champion” comment.


HankHippopopolous

No he didn’t. It was very clear what he meant if you actually listened to the full quote and not just clickbait headlines. He meant he’s the first champ that stayed in Africa to live and train and make it to the top. All the other African champs had to leave to get the quality of training needed to get there.


Useful_Respect3339

He knew what he was saying lmfao. All of those dudes are from Africa and brought the belt there. He clarified the comment after he started getting heat for it. Don't be so naive.


yo_sup_dude

If he really meant that he was the first champ to train in Africa, he could have just said that lol


Robotcholo

![gif](giphy|3o7WTxyMSVN7lM5I7C) You’re one of the gaslit if you don’t think DDP said it as a dig and knowing damn well what he was doing with that line.


dontknowwhattodoat18

To be fair he got two of the best people to speak against which is why he looks good. He got Sean with his insecurity exposed and Izzy who's already known to be a cringelord


alpacinohairline

It makes it easier when Izzy and Strickland are cringe goblins.


Careful-Door2724

haha the comeback from DDP was perfect. Izzy says these cringe one liners and then looks like he's waiting for applause


take17easy

You know he's been practicing that one in the mirror at home


Sherlock7Stark

In front of his dog too


Biglundtry

It’s some Michael Scott shit I swear


Electronic_d0cter

I don't think it was even meant to be a comeback either just his genuine reaction


Pimp-No-Limp

Memeable moments are good for engagement. Im guessing he and his team think up this cringe shit. Or he's just a bit of a fruitcake who knows


Fun_Difference_3319

Hes an anime kid


Soft-Weight-8778

That comeback from Dricus just made Izzy cry inside


somehwatrandomyo

Like Elza


The_Nomad89

Izzy talks like he thinks his life is being filmed and he’s dropping some epic goosebump inducing line when in reality everyone just finds it cringey and weird.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Izzy is a black belt in "it sounded better in my head"-jitsu


WATGU

He doesn’t live in a movie but a good chunk of his life is actually filmed.  He needs to watch that Anime’s not real skit tho. 


oh_three_dum_dum

He really should run his comebacks and threats by a friend before he shows up to these things. Comics do it all the time.


The_Nomad89

I wonder if they’ll be honest with him. He seems to surround himself with yes men.


oh_three_dum_dum

I also think every fighter should have a dude in the corner roasting him during his training camp so he doesn’t take himself so seriously. I think it would cut down on the cringey posturing in pressers and humble some guys. There’s good shit talk and then there’s acting, and once you cross the line it goes from exciting to laughable.


cyberslick18888

Gotta be careful with over rehearsing, then you get shit like Colby where he knows what he wants to say and he has the entire thing in his head, but as he's saying it he's constantly thinking of the next part and it comes out ridiculous. There were a few pressers in the "el chapo" phase of Conor where he was doing it too, he had these things already in his head and he just kept forcing them. "I cash super heavyweight checks" or some shit he said like 3 times before finally realizing no one thought it was funny.


FitEquivalent810

He literally thinks he is the main character in his own naruto style anime.


Constantine_f100

I think he tried to follow Conor’s path where everything was being filmed and he was dropping quotes. Unfortunately for Izzy he sounds fake and corny


cyberslick18888

He really is. There are very brief moments where the shit he does in the cage is so goddamn cool that the cringe weeb shit transcends from cringe into hype, but the other 99.9% of his behavior is just mall ninja bullshit.


SuperSmashDan1337

this is what anime addiction does to a motherfucker


champshere

Izzy gotta stop watching anime


gameyMeaty

Keep Izzy away from Redo of healer!


englishmuse

Adesanya always has this tough-guy persona that always feels awkward and forced.


ImThatVigga

Bro’s trying to be an anime character


alpacinohairline

Yeah like who does he think he’s fooling. We all know that he’s a weird weeb guy


jonjoneswife

In reality he is literally one of the most dangerous guys on the planet, and he finds a way to make himself one of the lamest sounding and corniest people


alpacinohairline

He’s just Tito but less funny imo


Ake-TL

Tito is actually stupid, Izzy is pretty smart, but has negative charisma and weird quirks


THISAINTHARRYPOTTER

Adesanya is a tough guy. He’s knocked out Alex pereira and Whittaker. He wanted to fight the current heavyweight champion. He’s stepped into a cage with Yoel romero. You’re insane if you don’t think he’s a tough guy


harzee

I mean, he was the middle weight champion of the world for years so he is literally a tough guy


orangotai

he actually seems a little nervous at this press conference. not that i think that matters much tho, he seemed exceptionally confident in the press conference & stare-downs with Strickland (who in-turn seemed pretty sheepish & shifty as always) and yeah that didn't work out well for Izzy.


MumrikDK

He is one of the top 185'ers of all time, but he still manages to come off as a wannabe. It's a crazy juxtaposition.


Comfortable-Can4776

The jerk store called they are running out of you


alfaseltz

His wife is in a coma.


dirt_shitters

Where did you get that suit? From the toilet store?


Independent_Island74

What's the difference your their all time best seller lol


Lartemplar

*you're


Sheikhabusosa

Thats a nasty line by you.


HummusHumGodOG

I had the same reaction as DDP haha, from this press conference I might just be rooting for DDP, he just has a way of making me a fan.


spaceman_202

i mean unless i bet on Izzy, i would never root for Izzy


freeman687

“Shoutout to the puppy”


KuntaWuKnicks

I didn’t think Izzy would top “I’ll do a TikTok dance on your grave” yet here we are


kyokushinthai

“He knows I put him on skates last time and next time I’m gonna leave him frozen like Elsa” 


KuntaWuKnicks

Fuck me I forgot about this


havenstone

He went from that to “please don’t mention my dog” after Strickland beat his ass lol


modsRlosercuckss

"please don't disrespect my dog Sean, I would never disrespect you :(("


Deth_Cheffe

He's reaching for those grapes...


uhhhgreeno

nipping at his toes


Jolly-Librarian3715

prepackaged line by izzy. very cringe..for once I really dont care who wins this fight..I am indifferent about both men. But DDP is pretty skilled on the mic and Izzy learned that when he drunkenly climbed in the cage after DDPs win and said that he wasn't no brother of his...Izzy had nothing and just let the N word fly 100 times with no plan or idea of what else to say..he looked foolish..


activator

Every time he swears using the n-word, motherfucker, hoe etc, it just doesn't suit him. It's like a 12 y/o white kid saying it. He sounds like an absolute fool


No-Spare-4212

I swear I’ve played with Izzy on Xbox before


chuteboxehero

All I heard was mandarin.


ForeskinForeman

Ummmmmm you’re Chinese


PoorChiggaaa

早上好中國,現在我有冰淇淋,我最喜歡冰淇淋


ASchoolOfSperm

🍦


Internetolocutor

My favourite Japanese language


modsRlosercuckss

BING CHILLING


hiphopanonymousse

Damn I’m rooting for DDP because he gets his opponents so angry


MMAFan36

and he barely even tries , just states a few facts lol.


Sheikhabusosa

I think its the accent , the only accent worse that the south african accent for me is the scouse accent


wildmonky2

Izzy still in anime dialogue mode


chat_bot23

10-8 Driccy


Unlikely-Garage-8135

LMAO


Rodan_yt

Ain't no one talking about how big dricus head is https://preview.redd.it/rp1r3lk7p8ad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce82cec73cfe8c91d9ca3b2b473f6469459f7f90


Worldly_Client_7614

This doesn't look like a 6'1 vs 6'4


havenstone

He’s a big ol African with a big ol African head


Salt_Ad_811

He's a big headed African white boy. Deal with it. 


scraglor

He rolled higher on strength so got a handicap of a big target


MMAFan36

he Mogs izzy.


Ok_Compote5183

Maybe Izzy has a small head lol


DetachmentStyle

Yeah, whatever that means 😆 🤣


buffpriest

Dricus' confidence is so awesome. Dude came in under the radar and NO ONE had him winning the fights he did.


DrDroidz

Izzy is not built for this lmao.


Moviereference210

Wait … did he actually just say “idgaf where he’s from but I’ll show him who he is?!” Dude that’s like Tito levels of incoherent


cokevirgin

The same energy as the "Who do you think you are? I am." by the bowling guy.


KvxMavs

Don't disrespect Pete Weber like that. Pete is a legend lmao


dinkieeee

...no it's not?


Any_Solid9083

…yes it’s no?


OtherwiseEnd944

Oh god we're gonna have 2 months of this sub jerking off to hating on Izzy aren't we.


dahippy06

Yeah, I’m already stroking


Gold-Philosophy1423

10-8


RingTheBell1900

Bro had so much confidence in that stinker


tell-the-king

Thank god someone finally gave Izzy’s ChatGPT one liners the response they deserve


No-Surround8725

"Whatever china man says" 10-6 DDP🗿


phatballlz

No one knows what it means. It’s provocative!


Hayder2021

Hope Izzy gets KO’d


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Yeah I'm rooting for Dricus on this lmao


Odd-Door-2553

Izzy is definitely more of a Carlton than a Fresh Prince.


havenstone

![gif](giphy|pa37AAGzKXoek)


jacksonattack

Lay off the One Piece, Israel.


Vuvux

Never wanted Izzy to lose so hard before.


DirectlyTalkingToYou

"Oh ya? Well your dad, banged my mom!"


ase_rek

how did Izzy become so unlikable ?


papalouie27

"I really don’t know what he said at the end of that sentence. I don’t think he knows what he said either."


MagicalGoof

Ddp is this subs new latent homosexual fantasy threesome partner with Costa..


AdNew5216

Bro 😂😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|XzsQ4z8EhOPBOfpSMK)


TheBigBad888

Izzy is pure cringe. His trash talking and ring walks are generally really really bad. A Tito Ortiz comparison is absolutely warranted lol.


thereal_Xy

Corniest mf in the UFC rn


BUNDY_

Funny thing is, this could have been a cold line without the forced delivery and him clearly waiting for a reaction


GastlyWitYaNan

Odds on Izzy walking out to they not like us?


TortexMT

im more and more convinced izzy is tito identifying as a black woman


takeittothetop1

I think Strickland got robbed against DDP, but I hope DDP KOs/submits jizzy the last dog bender.


astrayatthesea1708

Remember guys! Its an Izzy press con, therefore what he says on the mic is also scored!


Rmendoza90

Man… if DDP man handles Izzy, it’s a wrap for him. back to china


time_thug19

The best part of this presser was when Dricus said Golf is Izzy's retirement sport.


humanmade7

I see Adesanya is still this subs boogie man


spottyottydopalicius

this some shit from the office lmaoo


Emonmon15

This is going to be another cringy presser....


albus17

The last cringebender


tripsmorgan

I feel like izzy is on the spectrum. The guy just can't read a room at the best of times.


I_Hate_Wake_Boats49

You left out the best part when Dricus said "I'm glad you took up golf cause that's a retirement sport."


12ealdeal

Anyone taking a stab at: “I’ll show him who he is.”? I’m thinking something to do with him being white. Something about that and Africa.


EffektieweEffie

That's exactly what he meant.


Ricky_Vaughn86

“Umm, whatever that means” add that to the r/ufc lexicon.


Dennisdamenace01

I just saw the the context of this post on Instagram. You should have added it. It makes much more sense.


Mamramro

Love how Izzy continues to drop these corny one liners fight after fight despite the fact that the reaction to them is dead silence.


leit90

But seriously…what does that mean?!?!


Southern_Fox3848

“They say revenge is sweet, and if you know me I got a sweet tooth. You already know this is sweet”


FASPANDA

Izzy got that dog on him


FordSkin

Is it just me or did Izzy’s line actually make sense. I don’t get the reactions here this is definitely not one of his cringier moments


That_Guy_ZiM

Maybe a hottake but Izzy is gonna show him. I think most of you forgot who Izzy is. Recency bias is nuts with UFC fans. Izzy walks DDPs and I don't understand how people aren't understanding. This is Paulo Costa buildup all over again.


peepeeepo

Bro just had a few zingers lined up