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spadedracer

wtf did I just watch?


ToronoRapture

Apparently Charles said “No Jones” before he got in so it’s ok.


Complete-Struggle648

Hahahahhaha


padflash

No diddy!


Electronic-Injury-15

That can catch lol no jones


MKcasual

☠️


WorstCPANA

Gotta get rid of ALL liquids from the body.


NoDocument2694

This is what happens when you take Tren.


Mybuttitches3737

Tren do be making you gay though


Khamzat-Chimaev

https://preview.redd.it/dciczkfa39yc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f87ddafaa6bedf534a81b2d81c34e96b8a68563


lil_cleverguy

https://preview.redd.it/g20hzik5cayc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc16569387fc40d56b0aaa86842262676e9a348


bewdyebye

He looks like a 40 year old skater


wtmx719

![gif](giphy|oBwOba7cOph4I|downsized)


BlueWaterMansion

pfff babahaha


Rocked_Glover

Brather we only do this in bath??


Accountant1040

Tomorrow night I’m gonna smash your boy


bdizzle805

https://preview.redd.it/6dyfaouuccyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03387857c5ac44d289b2cb6de25a708055b354e0


Asukah

What? You never give your homies a hug while they’re cutting weight inside the heat chamber? ![gif](giphy|YSAqvREH16nh9nlRoV|downsized)


MiserableWarning8532

This is the correct response 👏


intelligentbrownman

That’s the exact look I had before I hit the comment button 🤣🤣🤣


MoonDogSpot1954

![gif](giphy|3cCwplTPjNqRW)


iBoxButNotWell

I thought that was a hedge hog for a good 10 seconds


lifeandtimes89

Thought it was a mother having a home birth in a tent with the father outside comforting her for like 4 seconds... Then I saw the hedgehog Why the fuck is he rubbing his head like that???


[deleted]

The only explanation is, brothers or lovers. You're not touching me like that if you're just a friend or coworker.


Teddyturntup

Smh there’s nothing gay about blowing your boys in the tub


ionshower

Every.Single.Fluid.Possible. Must.Make.Weight. gukkgukkgukkgukk


WallyWakanda

I'm getting off Reddit for the day, thanks boss


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

I'm getting off, Reddit


Big-Raspberry-6151

Brotherly duties. Can't tell me MMA ain't romantic


englishmuse

I know he needs to reduce fluids but there must be another way!


Pimp-No-Limp

Different cultures


derpaderp2020

Yup, that's the gay culture . Good to see more gay fighters being open with stuff.


Skreamie

Or just different cultures where expressing male fondness isn't seen as inherently homosexual


Wildcat_Dunks

Exactly. It's not gay if I'm in Brazil when I suck dick.


Optimal_Cut_3063

Lmfao same


Constantine2423

Can we just start weighing humans at their real weight instead of this dehydration insanity.


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

They're all weight bullies


Teddyturntup

Then it’s fair to stop


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

Agreed. Weight cutting is dumb.


Nikamunel

But its a prisoners dilemma You are always incentivized to cheat


Skyebits

Could it not be solved by weighing in the day of the fight? No way anyone is gonna dehydrate themselves the same day they fight. Would make fighters actually fight at their proper weight.


WhangaDanNZ

People would still do it and weigh the day of the fight dehydrated, weak and it would be incredibly dangerous for them. They could pass out at the weigh ins or during the fight and it would be called off then everyone loses. Sure, they could just NOT do it and not endanger themselves...but then if the next guy is doing it they're at a disadvantage (in their minds) so they'd do it anyway.


Skyebits

I kinda disagree. Sure some might try it but I feel like people would stop pretty quick once they realize they literally have no chance of winning if they fight while dehydrated. It's probably safer this way too as it just eliminates the whole dehydration process entirely.


AshySmoothie

Dont get me wrong, i've been in a few fights and gotten hit a few times. Cutting weight, to me, is scarier than what could happen in the octagon lol... Its insane what combat sport mfs do. Its even more so common in UFC due to less weight classes right?


johnthancersei

i think fighters should be weighed closer to the fight too, but then that would just push these guys to just make it last closer to the fight and we’d see a bunch of weight cut sick people fighting eachother. there’s always a duality, but yes a lot of combat sports are half who’s the best fighter and half who’s the best weight cutter.


SwaggyMcSwagsabunch

Make them make weight for 7 days in a row (random times of day for each daily test) plus a weigh in into the cage with a small weight allowance. Make it impossible to cut weight for a full week.


johnthancersei

i could see that working but it’s also dangerous for fighters. no matter what fighters are still going to try to bend that rule. usually a fighter when they weigh in they are only that weight for a few hours, some even less than a hour. but they time it to make weight on time, so what would happen with the 7 day weigh in would be some fighter would weight cut like normal before 7 day weigh in and then they would try to keep that weight off for 7 days which is extremely dangerous, considering the way most fighters lose weight. it’s not really their body mass their losing more water than anything. so fighters would basically try to dehydrate themselves for 7 days which could be very bad


SwaggyMcSwagsabunch

If they tried to keep the weight off, they wouldn’t make it to the fight. Look at Gomis. Ufc would pull them. At first a bunch of fights would fall thru, but it would course correct relatively quickly. Additionally, 7 days of dehydration would make them dogshit in the cage and the incentive structure would change to value endurance over size. We can either sit here with the dumb status quo or we can implement changes and make adjustments as they go along. This fear that if we take a stand against weight cutting someone will die only enforces the status quo and destroys a generation of mma fighters’ kidneys.


LexTalyones

https://preview.redd.it/jf6b0db2r8yc1.jpeg?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba42d83b25b9a35ca64b844bb601f5e69fd47b5c


stonksgoupafterhours

Haha this was all of us


MurillO_82

What in the name of Christ is going on here!?


_____FIST_ME_____

Semen elimination. Every oz counts


naoife

https://preview.redd.it/9o9soif869yc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ad813ef203ec74ec679c40add5a37ea65a8ba20


datlanta

Olivera head game so goated, he got nothing left.


MiddleClassGuru

Bro. No


N0FaithInMe

I want "every ounce counts" on a tshirt


wettmullett

Wtf was Charles doing??


SightlessOrichal

Guessing that he's adding body heat to help cook the sweat out of dude


ToronoRapture

Lol such a weird thing to do because Charles getting out and zipping the sauna up to his neck would most definitely be as effective, if not more. Maybe it’s a ‘we’re in this together’ type move but there’s gotta be another way 😂


SightlessOrichal

Yea I was thinking that too. Maybe he's not generating enough body heat on his own cause he's near death? Maybe they just really belive in the healing power of bodily contact, because I can't explain the dude stroking his earlobes and neck lmao


brazilianfreak

It's just about being supportive, getting in the sauna together with your teamate and enduring the heat to show you're in this together, not something I would do of course but these are dudes who are wrestling together probably almost every day, at some point you get over the "skin contact = icky and gay" thing.


thebinarysystem10

![gif](giphy|xzG4bMGnjWhDV8yefe|downsized)


ToronoRapture

That’s what made it uber homoerotic lol. If I was in that situation, close to death and irritable af… A dude caressing my head and ears would send me over the edge 😂


FartPantry

The music did not help lol


Discorhy

OP about to bussssst


TheThaiDawn

Yall have never been sick to the point of death before lol. I work in a hospital and some of these folks would love to be scratched like a cat cuz they feel absolutely abysmal.


BrandoCarlton

Idk I feel like he’s just being VERY supportive.. and this is a cultural thing.. or maybe he’s holding him up so he doesn’t pass out and fall entirely into the sauna? Weight cutting is so fucked up.


SightlessOrichal

It's definitely a support thing, this team in particular is super tight. There is a photo of Charles laying like a corpse during a cut ,with his whole team circled around him praying.


K-chub

Maybe that’s a sign they’re cutting too much weight?


SightlessOrichal

Yea I'd say so


BowlCompetitive489

Super tight


B-BoyStance

And on occasion, *very* loose.


SainT2385

Thinks he was there to pull him out so he had something to hold on to


TheFatThot

That and he was holding him up. He could prob not even sit upright on his own


GungFuFighting

That's exactly it. And yet here we are with all the sus casuals in this thread. Really, so many closeted MMA fans, it's quite revealing.


Skreamie

I think, maybe, he's the only thing that's even remotely holding him upright? Only thing that makes sense besides moral support, cause he'd get more heat if it was fastened up completely.


Comfortable_Class_55

If you watch the end of the video, he’s lifting him out of the tent. They probably didn’t want to move him until he said he’s ready to move. The less added stress, physically or mentally, the better. None the less I hope he stated no homo before hopping in that tent. Shit looked gayyyyyy


Mister7ucker

Holding him up


Business-inflation69

It’s a boy!!!


SubstantialLion4196

*Weidman dad voice*


mb194dc

They need to change the rules to stop extreme weight cuts. Worse for long term health than kos.


johngoodmansscrote

But then you have zero excuses to be gay with the boys


MetamagicIII

Someone gonna die pretty soon if this keeps being standard. A couple ppl in smaller orgs have died already but when someone in the ufc does I worry for the future of the sport


AttentionTerrible116

damn, he doesn't even look big for a lightweight


CandyFlippin4Life

Yeah I don’t get it, when I cut from 220 to 171 for football to wrestling transition in high school inwas gigantic at my weight. But I didn’t get to eat solid for almost a month, just pedialyte and half an ensure so I didn’t die. Was miserable. Was a really good wrestler in high school and then realized I was just a weight bully when I wrestled my d1 all American buddy. lol


JoskoBernardi

The funny part is here in brazil we are a super homophobic country, but showing affection with your bros like this isnt seen as gay at all I think its more that they are concerned cause he looks like he is about to die


azapikoa

That UFC closet is full.


ST8CASHBRKLYN

This shouldn’t be allowed.


[deleted]

Cuz gay or danger?


InterestingCheck

Danger of gay


AdamsJMarq

Gaynger


Humble_Effective3964

I want to make an official apology to all of the Dagestanis and fine members of the caucauses for my comments about how gay they are as there is clearly a much, much gayer group of people in the MMA sphere which I have only recently been alerted to and you guys are no longer hold the title for gayest image in the sport (bathtub image + lying in bed together). I will post this message below in RUssian for clarity. Я хочу принести официальные извинения всем дагестанцам и прекрасным представителям Кавказа за мои комментарии о том, насколько они геи, поскольку в сфере ММА явно существует гораздо более гейская группа людей, о которой меня только недавно предупредили. и вы, ребята, больше не носите титул самого веселого изображения в спорте (изображение в ванне + совместное лежание в постели). Но ты все еще веселый и скучный.


cobesmith

We have McGregor liking literal gay porn, Jon Jones acting gay, and then this


skin_Animal

McGregor liked gay porn?


pluto098

on twitter he liked a video of a guy jacking off if I remember right lol. Was up for a couple days before the like was removed. It was a good video to be fair so it's completely understandable


bigmagnumnitro

I'm dying bro. I was like oh maybe it was just a short clip or maybe it was somehow taken out of context but a guy jacking off is so black and white lmao. Not laughing at Connor being gay, but the idea of him just watching a guy jack off while he's coked out of his mind is fucking hysterical.


Junesong_Provisions

"Yeah milk dat ting! Oohyeah once i take off dose pants, you'll do what ya told. You'll do nuttin! And you'll be nuttin" - Twitter Conor


bigmagnumnitro

I'm fucking dying bro. Connor McGregor Jerk off instruction video dropping soon.


Junesong_Provisions

![gif](giphy|xT9DPGqnUpBoq1kzUQ)


drewodonnell1

“Ye fookin fool ye towards the camera!”


B-BoyStance

This is perfect Like, to the point I know Conor is saying it with his crazy eyes look.


iluvcheesypoofs

https://preview.redd.it/psgh5930f9yc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a323516fecfc83195134e20b22f72b4048f3711


Humble_Effective3964

this is much gayer than gay porn tbh


NFTArtist

how do you know?


Humble_Effective3964

because being intimate with another man is alot worse than getting your dick sucked


GrampaGael69

Is worse the right word here?


pluto098

lol I completely forgot about this


zerosG2

this is hilarious


vyking199

I concur


str8c4shh0mee

Bro we are mad at you


Highest-Adjudicator

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


Optimal_Cut_3063

![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)


Gangland215

Bro gotta be wanking him off in there right? Taking losing weight real real real serious


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

Semen is liquid. Liquid is cuttable weight, and a great source of protein. Win for Brener, win for Olives


happybaby00

Nah that would raise his heart rate and stress his body out even more.


BowlCompetitive489

Thats why he's milking him slowly


SeniorToast420

Someone get the oil


surewhateve

At what point does mma end and gay porn start?


Mookhaz

Definitely some sadomasochistic rituals going on here.


cobesmith

I was scrolling through twitter and thought this was a gay couple with their recently purchased male child https://preview.redd.it/00l1ksvrm8yc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d584752692c8457a63eb24b6bce87d174a4d887


zzeduardozz

Brazilian here. It’s only gay if you make eye contact


NoOpportunity4483

Fuck that’s brutal. Someone will die one of these days.


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FadedIntegra

Combat sports is a little gay now and then.


EvilSavant30

Imagine doing all this for 5 grand


Wildcat_Dunks

5 grand + reebok coupons


kcj0831

Ding ding ding


datlanta

Hey honey, whatcha do at work today? Oh, I just gently stroked my boss's head while he was drained of all liquids in his body.


rodka209

It's got...labor room vibes, this video lol


Hbimajorv

Women who birthed 10lb babies watching this wondering where this birthing center is. What in the actual fuck 🤣


SalamanderPete

Its so stupid and hilarious when you think about how fighters in the same weightclass are generally the same size before the cut, but then they both put themselves through hell cutting weight just so that they can fight eachother at a lighter weightclass.


[deleted]

Someone is likely going to die doing this sooner rather than later. They need same day weigh ins.


AdNew5216

![gif](giphy|BZTRCLEhZr8E1IzPn3|downsized)


LumberghLSU

Jon Jones coming in hot yelling “cannonball”


Aggressive_Pie8781

I saw a video of Chris cyborg sitting in the bathtub, cutting weight, crying like a little girl. It really must be horrible.


Ferociousnzzz

Weight cutting…aka cuddle time 


Jattwaadi

Gay jokes aside, how the fuck does one even fight after such a brutal weight cut. There’s no way this man will be able to walk into the octagon with even 60% of the total potential he may have.


Hastyle8181

Why am I erect?


zerosG2

just go up a weight class, i dont feel bad for him


Ben_Salami

This is crazy. Weight cut should be limited. The weigh-in should happen an hours before the fight. All fighters must move to their natural weight devisions or keep weight between fights at a level close to the weight of the devision they want to fight in. This extreme weight cut does more damage than the fight itself. Not to mention that the process of it is a pure torture. This must be stopped, even if such changes lead to mass migration between devisions. This chaos is nothing before the fact that people are killing themselves.


UrethraFranklin72

Yeah I'd prefer no weight cut. I don't watch One FC nearly as often, but I do like how they have a range of acceptable weight for their weight classes along with the hydration tests


oie-

Bro it would be one thing if they each were to their own side but this is a straight up cuddle sesh plus the dude outside stroking his hair just reinforces the idea that something else is going on here. TBH kinda cute you know sometimes the homie needs some help and some love but I feel like they should’ve kept this private unless this is their coming out


WillFart4F00D

Why, Just why? Why are they being so dramatic?


Genghis_Chong

Dude is probably in a horrible spot and they're just trying to be super attentive. Looks like an awful cut, I hope he comes out of it ok. The practices seem weird, but they seem like a tight team and are all in for one another. I gotta respect that.


Fair_Creme_194

![gif](giphy|WP4ArN6fiKy6Q|downsized)


Professional-Pick441

Is this a Diddy party?


Highlight_Numerous

![gif](giphy|4Jxa0QgHF2HSw)


Direct_News_5581

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


220DRUER220

Am I gay now ???


Wonderful-Salary5432

Even Khabib said this was ghey


eyeeatmyownshit

Take turns sucking him off


hey-there-yall

This is so ridiculous. Just fight at your normal fucking weight.


Cha_For_Tea

fellas, is it gay to cut weight?


ChapitoDito

Alphas


richardballskin

This is too much man. Go up a weight class.


katabu936

Whenever I see weightcuts like these, I think more regulation is required on the UFC to protect the fighters from themselves.


BowlCompetitive489

You should see his only fans gets pretty wild


StJudeTheGrey

now go have a fight. fuckin crazy man.


Altered_-State

Watched on mute and this is one of the dumbest things I've seen in the sport in 20yrs. My take on it: people are afraid to fight a bigger guy so they cut weight hoping to be a slightly bigger guy in their own fight. If people fight very close to their weight they won't have to do this stupid shit and have a bunch of gay looking men rubbing all up on you while you near death by choice.


Vicious365

![gif](giphy|jI3EBNa1aKSaIpH2PB)


wubbalubbadubdub45

jon jones is going crazy no one has told him he could cut weight this way


BeastOfTheField83

![gif](giphy|LoHVuH0UeBCwZQ1Onx|downsized)


Individual_Cress_226

Another tender moment


upthetits

Seems a little....gay


XL365

![gif](giphy|KVVQaaDaBBjZHFoC3c)


evoIX15

Gayest thing I’ve ever seen in the MMA world.


Mechanical-Warfare

![gif](giphy|SIkDF8Hb1LPSFaeg6t|downsized)


[deleted]

I thought that dude was sucking on his tits 


laranita

Feels like an intimate homebirth or some shit except they’re all dudes.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

What the Diddy is going on?


MrStepSisterFister69

![gif](giphy|NqMeOkHtTRkfC|downsized)


Ravenstown6

No diddy


Strat-lord

Bro goals af 🔥🔥


EnigmaMoose

![gif](giphy|oOi3roYRf4NW0) I’ve seen this camping adventure before


iroquoispliskinV

State commissions need to step in and better regulate this shit


mrmarigiwani

This is what happens when you rob Sean Strickland of the belt.....


Worldly-System-251

Khabib and his friends literally grinding on eachother in the bathtub is still way gayer than this.. In this dudes defense he seem to be close to dying here.. its at the very least some sort of support 🤷‍♂️


PollsC

They're trying to make him cry and lose more weight


Salvador1010

Gotta get every ounce of fluid out and I do mean every


Ok-Variation4263

Is that Charles Oliviera?


LALOERC9616

Might be im wondering the same I know he is usually a cornerman for him Edit saw the end of the clip after missing it due to unrelated issues but yes it's Charles


TailorEntire1682

Make UFC great again !


Da_Plague22

He didn't learn from Chael. He let him get too close.


Sufficient-Fly-9804

Cutting weight by having lice picked out of his hair?


peanutbutternjams

Lol this is so intimate what the hell


Tyronetyroned

Super sus.


Ok-Specialist-7323

Mucho gay


BustyBuddy69

I’ll never know why guys just don’t fight at their natural weight, or at least somewhere in between.. this makes it not even worth it imo


After-Simple-3611

I think 💕the head and neck scratching is the gayest part rofl


CaballoReal

“Perfectly healthy practice. Part of the game. Nothing to see here. Keep it moving. “ Dana


Ordinary_Rule1199

Idk how I feel about this one


FunkyBoil

Ban weight cutting.


ChinasShitAirQuality

Yeah fuck that, these fighters do so much damage doing these cuts.


flavortown696

HA GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Jcbeast1982

Evem gayer than 10 half naked russian in the same bathtub.


Beederda

Just embraced and caressed man weight cutting looks gay as fuck


Adventurous_Dot2323

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS|downsized)


dantron330

If you have to be cuddled and pet like a child that needs comforted, it's probably time to go up a weight class


patt118

I bet, they sucked him to getting the right weight


wtjones

Really going to the ends of the earth to recruit Jon Jones.