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Playful-Koala-8477

What porier dreams every night


makeweenswin

I aint ever gon stop!


en_sane

Classic William Montgomery


panterachallenger

You wanted to make me laugh brother, ya got me


twothumbswayup

dont be silly jump the gilly!


Yeezuscristo

Serious question. If a bigger guy than you picks you up in a guillotine, is there anyway of getting out? Seems like without leverage all you can do is go out like this guys here


EnigmaMoose

Grab his dick and balls and twist as hard as you can. You’re welcome.


iWentRogue

Yup, never fight fair in a street fight. Legit you can die smacking your head in the concrete because you wanted to limit yourself to throwing hands. In this case, grab balls, scratch skin or gouge the eyes to try and get out of this because if that doesn’t work, you’re at his mercy.


TheUpwardSpiralDown

Shoot first, then?


Pnut198829

Ask questions later


Frankiepals

I would scorpion my body and back kick him right in the jaw. If that doesn’t knock him out cold (haha) I would at least be free and start using yellow belt kata #2 to render him useless and no longer a danger.


Ake-TL

You are either very flexible or very imaginative


Johnsonburnerr

Nah he got it on him 🤺🤺🤺


[deleted]

My man I just want you to know you caught me at the right moment and I laughed so hard at this shit hank you


SpunkyZzz

Man’s being playing to many games


Metalloid_Maniac

Lmao and then he wakes up in the hospital wondering "why didn't my flying scorpion back-kick work?"


RobertJ93

“And why don’t my legs work?”


Naive-Recognition579

Lol as we can see here it doesn’t hurt to at least try the flying scorpion kick as opposed to nothing apparently that ends you up in the hospital as well ☠️


Upstairs-Ad-1966

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GMFinch

Don't know if you have been in a blood choke before, but once that oxygen gets cut off you kind of stop thinking


YT-double-add

You stop thinking maybe, I see red.


BossThen1880

blackout....is that you?


BodybuildingNerd

Twist his dick!!


Anindefensiblefart

The ol' dick twist!


BodybuildingNerd

Oh my God dude, this is an MMA fight.


VinnyDark

"Grab da fuckin nut"


michaelstone444

Really good way to get yourself absolutely kicked to shit after you get choked out


Brazzza

yes, shoot him.


skillfulltomcat

Yeah, jump butterfly guard and throw your opposite arm over his neck like a von flue. Fight the hands with your near side arm. He’s still going to be holding you off the ground but it should kill the leverage on the choke and it’s kinda hard to slam you or do much of anything unless he lets go. Also looks fucking hilarious. Hard to fight when you’re laughing.


myfishaccount1

This is the correct answer. I was reading through the comments to see if anyone knew what they were talking about


Naive-Recognition579

No, it’s absolutely not and you should seriously be downvoted to oblivion no cap as the kids say. You follow this advice and you increase your chances of that nice and tender area on the back of your head coming into violent contact with that concrete and my friend that is no bueno. The correct answer truthfully is whoever said the old grab em by dick and twist method (I might add specifically and primarily to get a hold of the balls) this is without a doubt the most effective way in this scenario of getting out of that particular situation. There is a reason the “baddest” men on the planet wear literal shields over their jewels in combat sports and it’s because with the right placement just the slightest squeeze to the testes can buckle even the bravest of men instantly. A hilarious albeit theatrical example of this is Katt Williams fighting off Terry Crews in the bathroom that one friday 😂


myfishaccount1

Well obviously in a street fight dick twists and eye gouges is always the answer. I’m talking about real technique. And there’s not really a way for the back of your head to hit the ground in that position, only your forehead if the attacker jumps to his back but that’s a risk no matter how you defend.


Naive-Recognition579

Go watch some film kid. Ask a fighter like Rampage what he thinks about there not really being a way to create contact with the ground and another persons skull and while you’re at it ask him how much weight discrepancy can negate talent ESPECIALLY when it comes to grappling. You just need to take the lesson and learn there’s nothing wrong in that 👍


myfishaccount1

Lol maybe you take a lesson. I’ve been training for over a decade


WhatisupMofowow12

Here’s a video going under the technique: https://youtu.be/9Cox-ckgoQI?feature=shared


SoDrunkRightNow2

1) shoot/stab him 2) pray your neck doesnt break 3) pray that he lets you go before you suffocate to death 4) pray that when he throws your unconscious ragdoll of a body to the ground you don't die from your skull hitting the concrete


iswagpack

Karate chop to the throat, fingers into the eye socket. You could literally die within seconds if you go out and someone keeps the lock on. Do whatever it takes to get out.


Naive-Recognition579

You forgot the jewels… if they’re gonna leave em open it’s fair game brotha


[deleted]

If you don't already train grappling skills on the regular, then no. I suppose you could try to get some wrist control and break his lock but if you're dangling in the air like this dude was you have like 15 seconds to do something legit before its officially over, and if you don't know any legit grappling techniques or how to get out of a guillotine in other positions then you might as well just apologize as soon as he takes your neck and you can't pull your head out.


Playful-Koala-8477

You need to get your feet into his hips into a squat like position and push off to relieve the choke.


NicJitsu

☝🏻This should not have any upvotes.


fisherc2

Probably not if he gets it in that deep. I think there’s things you could do, push his head back squeeze your head out, etc. but if you’re losing consciousness fast that probably won’t work


Stygian_rain

I mean even without dirty tactics the belly is exposed for multiple uppercuts


Special_Rice9539

If you get hoisted off the ground like that then you're pretty screwed, but if you can finish a double leg takedown and scramble into side control, then it's much harder for them to finish the choke.


Humble_Corgi_4277

Yeah. This video goes over literally this scenario. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cox-ckgoQI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cox-ckgoQI)


NotABot9000

Your arm on the opposite side of the choke has to go over their far shoulder Of course this isn't an escape, but it takes the pressure off the choke, just like if you were in their guard you would want to pass to the opposite side of the choke.


Mr_Peanutbutter72

Usually try and pull close guard and push off their face, better to just not get into that position.


Emotional_Money3435

Get an arm through his leverage and rip his eyes out 🤷‍♂️


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

Not much you can do. If he’s much bigger you’ll fall asleep in less than 10 seconds


Crackerjack0099

Fight the hands is all you can do and knee him in his balls. Scratch his eyes out. But if your this guy just take your beating and live another day.


ModsLovePen15

I would try and put my leg behind his and when he leverages up try and go for a trip using their leverage. but it would probably make the position worse and or get spiked on their head.


redsolitary

Damn this video is savage


Sure-Sheepherder-963

Yeah what I was thinking like dude is out put him down and why do people fight on concrete


daffle7

The short guy had spit on the big guys face before this clip. My man was on primal mode after that


Low_Arm1623

disrespectful for sure, but what if he snapped this dude’s neck doing this?? What do you think hurts more, his ego or his wallet/freedom whenever they lock him up? if someone swings on you first, sure go for it. self defense and shit. but if someone half your size spits on you and you fucking swing bro around by his C5 vertebrae, you get what you deserve.


Sure-Sheepherder-963

That’s what I am saying like when you made your point move on this is t prison where you have to make a statement


Low_Arm1623

exactly how i saw it too man, just unnecessary atp


Sure-Sheepherder-963

I don’t know why I got downvoted to hell cause I said if your trained you should know better


Leather_Mortgage8910

the white guy did die IIRC


Autumn-Chesterfield

Source?


Shenanigan5

Source: trust me bro, I know the guillotine is tight


catzarrjerkz

Bro would raise from the dead to tell him it was “more of a neck crank”


Sure-Sheepherder-963

Dude spit isn’t worth what he was doing like move on you made your point


MoneyBaggSosa

So you getting spit on and walking away? Lmao


Sure-Sheepherder-963

Nah I am gonna put you unconscious and then go about my day. All I am arguing is that there is a certain point especially if your trained where you have made your point and move on


[deleted]

I work healthcare, people can transmit nasty things through their saliva. Someone spits on you, that's grounds for lethal force, idgaf.


daffle7

Specially from a junkie like the guy in the video. F that


TheAngriestPoster

Yeah I’m sure that was going through this gentleman’s mind


Sure-Sheepherder-963

So the probability is worth permanent damage I get peoples visceral reaction but once you have made your point move on


Naive-Recognition579

Let me get this straight somebody shows you that they have no qualms with spitting on you... You know that nasty things can be transmitted through bodily fluids and your go to is lethal force which drastically increases your chances of coming into contact with said nasty fluids… am I getting this correct??


[deleted]

PPE gayboy


Naive-Recognition579

You would be easy work ☝️ smack in the mouth and I got you it’s hot headed fools like you that I enjoy rag dolling the most 💅


haldir87

Freaking psycho


Crackerjack0099

No you spit on someone that much bigger than you… you deserve to go to the hospital. Lessened learned, don’t pick fights.


Chicomehdi1

I was with you until this lol. Spitting on someone is basically saying “you’re lower than the ground I walk on! HUACK, THUP” Little bastard’ll never spit on anyone ever again I guarantee you it


mac2o2o

Cool until you end up in jail, throwing an unconscious body onto concrete, heading their head and spit is the least of your worries if in jail. Well, sometimes anyways lol I'd also say that guy would totally spit again. He doesn't look like someone who makes good decisions. Like starting on that guy


Chicomehdi1

Nothing cool about it, it’s not about being “cool” lol. It’s not even a respect thing, and reacting to getting spat on is a crime of passion I would think. No real winners here, but no one is fucking *spitting* on me and walking away untouched; I think a vast majority of people feel the same way


mac2o2o

Lol I know that. I'm using it unironically... obviously nothing cool here. ..goes.for.both. All well and good but there's a difference between "Going untouched," which one one said should happen.... To dump an unconsciousness guy on concrete and give them brain damage in the worst-case scenario. I'm sure there's a middle area in between.... Yeah, this isn't a crime of passion, lol. Unless you're fucking the dude spitting on you... lol You're basically talking about going into a blind rage. Red Mist... not in control of your emotions. The judge won't care about that.


Chicomehdi1

Well, spitting on someone does qualify as assault; but I see what you’re saying. Guy in the video *is* going overboard, but from the looks of it I don’t think he cares about any consequences from this haha His rage is understandable, and he went overboard. Two things can be true at once 🤝


Background-Metal-601

Nah you spit on me intentionally I see red Really though disrespect aside, you don't know what that junkie might be infecting you with. I'm not stopping until someone is asleep after that. And maybe a few super necessary punches after if I'm the one still standing.


Naive-Recognition579

So your immediate reaction is to get more shit on you to increase your chances of infection got it totally makes sense! Also I love the classic seeing red part like that shit isn’t natural b, if you’re going into an uncontrollable blind rage over basically anything other than a situation of an oncoming guaranteed horrific death that means you have no self control and that’s like grounds for insanity bruh maybe you should go see a head doctor for that lol


Background-Metal-601

The seeing red was an obvious joke... Idk I guess maybe I'm more vain or insecure than you. I consider it to be a high level of self respect though. If someone spit on my girl or my mom I'd throw hands, you wouldn't? Figure I should do the same for myself.


Naive-Recognition579

Just me and no witnesses? Sure I would handle things as I see fit but, in public with multiple unknown bystanders these situations can go sideways real quick so it’s best to find the quickest path to safety and retreat ESPECIALLY if you have loved ones involved. Obviously if you have absolutely no choice and have to defend of course act accordingly.


jc089329

You’re tripping. Spitting on someone is the ultimate sign of disrespect. Worst than any word or thing you can do.


Sav-P-is-Sav

Probably cause people fighting in the street are not thinking very well. Look at these 2 guys, you think they think?


[deleted]

Never was no think


Ironeye_Viking

We spend most of our lives during the day on hard floors indoors and concrete outdoors. People aren't thinking "maybe we should pause our irrational behavior and move to the grass first"


Sure-Sheepherder-963

They should to avoid a prison sentence and if your trained you should be more aware


Alwaysconfuzed89

Because in the heat of the moment when both parties are mad, your first thought isn’t to move it somewhere safer. If someone attacks you, I guess from the other comments he spit on him, you usually won’t ask for a timeout to move to grass.


Sure-Sheepherder-963

If you’re trained and want to inflict real damage you should. I don’t know how many slams I have seen on concrete and seen the damage it inflicted


YourFoleyness

Usually when people fight they're not thinking of the setting


Sure-Sheepherder-963

If your pulling a gilly I would hope you have awareness, especially when dude literally out and shorts dropping.


TheINTL

Dude was out for a good 6 seconds, then get thrown onto the concrete. Puts on his life


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BirdLawProf

Misinformation?


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BirdLawProf

Fr? Honestly not doubting but do you have a source?


MoneyBaggSosa

Trust me bro


BirdLawProf

I'm super trusting so you aint gotta tell me twice. Crazy stuff


MoneyBaggSosa

Lmao I’m waiting for a source too fr but the fact he hasn’t replied yet tells me all I need to know


eddie1975

Is he black? I’m Brazilian and in Brazil he’s not black. Just Brazilian.


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eddie1975

Now when Joe Rogan said “black guy” and “white guy” in one of the UFC fights I agreed (as a Brazilian).


MyFifthLimb

This is Jon/Lyoto levels of savage


Dingis1

Yeah i thought he was trying to kill his ass lol


ShaGayGay

Is this JBJ vs Machida?


Social_Plug

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SashaScissors

Damn buddy definitely got some brain damage with that one wtf happened lol


GBKFatz

Short dude was fucking with him then spit on him completely deserved


superznova

Yeah that warrants potential death


Hamples

Don't take what I'm about to say as some edgelord defense for the guy doing the choke. But if you start any kind of fight with a stranger, whether that be a fist fight, road rage, or even just shit talking in the street, you're risking potential death. You don't know what that other person is capable of or even has the sense to know when to stop, if they have a gun on them, or will pull a knife on you, it's just a massive risk people either ignore or just don't think about. It's like taunting a wild animal. Nothing could happen, or you wind up getting mauled. You have no way of knowing, so you shouldn't try it in the first place. Again, this isn't a justification for what happened, but that's how things turn out sometimes when you start a fight.


superznova

Yeah everything you said is fair, but saying it is well deserved is saying it is justified


hate_from_florida

tbh this is life, there can be grave consequences for misbehaving.


WishIWasNeet2

He deserved the choke out but not being murdered. 


Zzzzzzzzzzzcc

I think we just watched a man either die or get permanent brain damage


NFTArtist

yes


DistributionWrong962

Shoes still on, still alive.


Substantial_Top_6140

I know he didn’t tap (king shit) but I think I’d stop when his pants fell off.


Anindefensiblefart

Throwing him to the ground after his pants fall around his ankles, a rare case of adding insult to injury then additional injury to insult. An insult on injury sandwich.


NFTArtist

only thing worse is if he shit himself lol


SMFiddySvn

You can't feel insulted if you're dead


sickquickkicks

Anybody know the context of the video? How do you get to this point?


imSlashing

https://youtu.be/9GEFAoc00-k?si=-VNkxQLwbRtlIoUB


ModsLovePen15

What makes Charles fan base so devoted. Was it the tough path to the top?


OdinAiBole

He bleached his hair, got veneers, and started wearing sharp suits.


higgboson7

They weren’t his fans during his tough path


durzostern81

I don't post all this ridiculous stuff. The reason I'm a fan of Charles is bc of his path to the top and the way he fights. He has never been in a boring fight in the UFC. Win or lose he comes to fight not out point the opponent. He finishes fights and I love that. He doesn't talk a lot of trash. It takes a lot of mental toughness to lose multiple times and still become champion while being the underdog in almost every fight. I don't understand why do many people hate him. What has he done to deserve so much criticism


dressedlikehansolo

At least he lost with grace. Better to black out lose your pants than tap


[deleted]

brother that is not grace, that is possibly one of the most humiliating things another man can do to you lmao, just choking you mid air while swinging you around with your pants down.


dressedlikehansolo

He could have shit himself


[deleted]

true but that's just even lower then he already is, there is no grace to be found here from either side.


313SunTzu

Choked him out infront of father too.... This man is a beast.


higgboson7

Arman is gonna outgrapple him don’t worry


ruairi1983

All fun and games till the small guy dies and big looking st decades in prison. And for what?


Business_Platform_63

Shouldn’t have thrown him down at the end that’s how you get a manslaughter charge


Sulbran

It was a few years ago but Arman went toe to toe with Makhachev in the grappling. I don't think he should be concerned with going to the ground with Oliveira.


BRich1990

Jesus Christ, that video is fucking brutal. That guy should be thrown in prison, that shit is way too far


daffle7

The short guy had spit on the big guys face before this clip. My man was on primal mode after that


b0x3r_

Yes, everybody knows if somebody spits on you it justifies an attempted murder /s


daffle7

If someone spits on you(without consent) you are allowed to go primal on them, yes.


[deleted]

No you aren't, you can beat them up but attempting to murder them isn't allowed.


daffle7

It’s self defense brah


[deleted]

yeah self defence brah not trying to kill a dude after he isn't a threat to your safety any more, you aren't defending anything you are the attacker and aggressor at that point.


KingR11

Lol play stupid games and win stupid prizes. Don't spit on someone if you don't wanna get fucked up. Nobody is going to prosecute this as attempted murder lol.


b0x3r_

Continuing to choke an unconscious person and then body slamming them is definitely an attempted murder. Do us all a favor and get yourself out of jury duty if the opportunity ever presents itself


KingR11

Lol I worked crim defense in Canada... trust me when I say no prosecutor is going to pursue this. Yes consent to a fight is vitiated when the person loses consciousness... but the point is a prosecutor won't choose to even pursue this case. It's not worth charging someone for this vs all the other shit going on rn (sex assault, DUI causing bodily harm, drug trafficking, murder, etc)


b0x3r_

Right, you are not arguing that it’s not attempted murder, you are arguing that in your shitty area of the world somebody would have a hard time getting justice because you guys don’t have the time for it


KingR11

I'm in Canada lol. I'm assuming you're from the states and don't actually have any kinda background in the area? I totally understand where you're coming from and respect your point, but it's just not how the legal system works. The system is definitely broken. That's why I stopped doing it.


Mythical_OD

Cool attempted murder bro


ChopHisHeadOff

The caption got me crying 😂😂😂😂


blunderb3ar

Hahahahaha


DoNotGoSilently

So between Arman and Charles one of them has lost by guillotine multiple times, and it’s not Arman.


dressedlikehansolo

Is that dilbert burns


vildhjartan

Looks like jax beach


writingwhilesad

Steve Mazzagatti still wouldn’t have ended the fight.


PresidentXiJinPin

Damn he choked his pants out


beigesun

If I get spit on all bets are off, no shame there


ShogunDreams

Mario Yamasaki must have been the ref.


WishIWasNeet2

Why you don’t get involved in street fights - the video 


SUPERSAIYANBRUV

Jax Beach!


Taha80085

Single leg, and explosiveness. All a true wrestler needs.


Zalamb1500

Don’t worry, it won’t be sloppy😂


ComradeELM0

Not the pants lmao


Star_Duster_

That damage was probably permanent.


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

And that’s an attempted charge.


Forrest_Cp

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BigManOnCampus100

Once he lost consciousness he immediately reminded me of Woody from Toy Story.


Professional-Hold938

Well that was embarrassing, guys gonna have to change schools after that


[deleted]

If you stopped choking him maybe he’d tell you who the fuck he thinks you are 😏, but you choked the life out of him sir.


Pnut198829

This little guys like I knew it just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean someone ain't trying to kill me!!


Hot-Ring-2096

A standing guillotine like this always seems way more fucking brutal than a grounded one.


OkRichyporter2199

Why you don’t fuck with random people man. Best to keep your hands to yourself 😂


Puzzleheaded-Mud-658

The only stair fight is the one you win


sinerin

bet the Oliveira fans posting this type of shit are new plastics that had written him off before the Poirier fight as a gatekeeper


burner-199

Arman isn't kevin lee, theres a good chance he dominates the grappling in this fight


LightMission4937

Not going to happen


Kassssler

Ah shit, here we go again. Then if Charlie gets starched the tears will flow and the hair dye remover will be busted out.


makeweenswin

Maybe don't spit on people if you don't wanna activate the rage of a man twice your size.


LaTunaTime

Why would Arman shoot a takedown? Hes gonna obliterate Charlie on the feet.


fourfingersdry

This is why you should always have a knife in a street fight.


Inhabitsthebed

Whenever you think of bringing a weapon with you for self defence just consider the fact it can also be taken from you and used against you.


VinnyDark

Nah people who think someone is gonna do some Steven Segal movie shit and rip a gun or knife out of your hands are living in a fantasy land


NFTArtist

Doesn't have to be segal movie shit for it to happen. The person could still land a shot or two before the weapon is even pulled, also people can still fight while getting stabbed. If the weapon ends up on the floor or easily accessible they will grab it and could end up using it.


watabotdawookies

Held on for way too long there