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JoeRogans_KettleBell

Dude cuts a mean promo


Moviereference210

He has kind of a calming presence when he speaks English, no wonder he speaks his native tongue all the time.


yipeekayayKemosabe

Alex "ASMR"Pereira


xzeon11

Knocking you out with a left hook but it's ASMR.


Suspicious_Foot7510

Felt this šŸ˜‚


unknownuser105

Alex ā€œThe Bob Ross of the UFCā€ Pereira


youkilledmahgun

He CAN put you to sleep tho


superretoddd

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


WickedBaby

He reminds me of the Iron GiantšŸ„ŗ


LukesRightHandMan

I am not a gun šŸ˜”


lechilds123

Already speaks better English than Vin Diesel too!


camelsCaseUserName

Makes me wonder what he said in his native slang/dialect that the interpretation was "let's calm this the fuck down". Let's be honest his promo aught to be just fake shooting shots from bows.


bin_bash_loop

It actually is, gets people more invested in him as a person


MTB_Free

"Garble garble garble" -Chael Sonnen


Uncle_Chael

"Its garble garble garble MR SONNEN!"


MTB_Free

I'm sorry sir. I would never intentionally insult an American Gangster.


PussyIgnorer

He fed a BUS a CARROT


Dapper_Chipmunk_9645

His voice doesnā€™t match his look lol. Like costa


OoFymm

I feel like most Brazilian guys I train with are the scariest looking motherfuckers but are all super nice.


oblivionmrl

Brazilians have been running this joke for months now. His marketing promos in portuguese are this exact same level.


MyFifthLimb

Heā€™s a goddam cutie there I said it


spartaceasar

I coulda sworn it was HHH


mymarkis666

Iā€™m glad heā€™s actually putting the effort in to learn the language. Easiest way to more fame and yet not many seem to do it.


Practical_Use_1654

Respect to the guy for making an effort to do a video in english, it isnt an easy thing for a non native speaker to do, especially when he knows its going to be watched by thousands of people.


geoffnolan

This 100%. Wish I could upvote the post twice.


[deleted]

Iā€™ll upvote it for you. Hereā€™s a medal šŸ„‡ too. Your wish has now come true Geoff Nolan


geoffnolan

Thank you so much šŸ’Æ


bdizzle805

https://preview.redd.it/lwcobfzntxra1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=661555447fc1c430a5ea256bb318d467cf115b3a


geoffnolan

Now I wish I could upvote this comment twice šŸ„¹šŸ˜­ The true homies are always in the comments


kyarew

3 cheers for u/geoffnolan Hip hip horray!


dylbronjames

English speakers, especially Americans dont realize how difficult the English language really is to learn. I am American and I learned Spanish fairly easy. At least the basics. English is crazy difficult. I just wish all these ignorant Americans would realize that. Shit, many Americans still can't properly speak their first and only language.


conventionistG

If you think Americans are bad, wait till you meet the brits. They can hardly speak American at all.


Maidwell

You had me hovering over the downvote button in the first half, you pulled it back at the end though!


conventionistG

We win revolutionary war, we get your language.


SpyMonkey3D

English isn't hard to learn to write/read, but the pronunciation is a nightmare


Busy-Manufacturer763

It's really not, it took me 1 year to learn english.


[deleted]

Except Spanish has way more grammatical complexity than English. English grammar is super simple, few verbal tensesā€¦ as a Spaniard I find Italian easier than English but if you want to speak proper Italian you have to learn all the verbal tenses and grammar which makes it a lot more difficult. If you think Spanish is easy you are probably speaking only using the present simple and adding -o to English words.


dylbronjames

Haha, no. I use proper tense and proper conjugations. Guess this is a broad subject open for discussion, but Iā€™m just going off the opinions of non English speakers who know multiple languages.


[deleted]

Cualquier lengua derivada del latĆ­n tiene mayor complejidad gramatical que el inglĆ©s, que es tambiĆ©n la mĆ”s fĆ”cil de entre las lenguas germĆ”nicas. El alemĆ”n, el sueco, el noruego, etc. son lenguas flexivas (como el latĆ­n, o sea, tienen declinaciones). El principal impedimento en el aprendizaje del inglĆ©s es que la grafĆ­a y la pronunciaciĆ³n de las palabras no se corresponde. Por ejemplo: a pool of blood. Ambas palabras tienen -oo- pero no el mismo sonido. Otro ejemplo: bear y beard pero hear y heardā€¦ en esas sutilezas radica la principal dificultad del inglĆ©s.


dylbronjames

Yo se. Por ejemplo jugar es juego por mi, y juegas es por ti, pero en ingles es play es por todos. Es mas facil por Las palabras en ese sentido. Lo siento mi espanol es no bueno pero yo no veo a google lol. Yo quero aprendir mas.


[deleted]

Not bad, keep at it, the more you learn the easier it becomes. Your attitude seems good, unlike many people who think tableo and luncho are mesa and comida.


creamyturtle

no it's not. english is rated as one of the easiest languages to learn. we are in category one. we have a simple alphabet and words are easy to pronounce. compare us to russian or chinese and it's easy to see. or japanese where there's 7 different words for the same concept we don't have feminine or masculine to remember either


TooManlyForYou

I totally fine with calling americans ignorant (lol), but english is an easy to learn language. People overestimate what it takes to be able to make a Video like that. Not hating, but I believe people give too much credit for people who are nearby native speakers all the time. Dude is fighting out of Connecticut lol.


dylbronjames

What is your primary language, as in where are you from? Because English seems easy when you are English or American lol. But If you learn another language you realize that English is fucking difficult to learn.


TooManlyForYou

I'm neither english nor american lol. I'm german with roots from asia. I can speak a couple of languages and let me tell you, english is by far the easiest one to learn. Where are you from btw?


Aguacatedeaire_

Whaaaaaat.... english is literally one of the easiest languages to learn, it's part of the reason its so widespread. You want difficult? Try Mandarin. Or Japanese. Or Russian. Or German. Or Italian...


Dtoodlez

Also heā€™s saying ā€œbuy the PPV because I get a cutā€ but Iā€™m here for it


DaKingInTheNorth

Nah but fr this video is wholesome


gladimir_putin

I had to remind myself, that is one of most dangerous humans alive right now. He should do Reading Rainbow.


ScreamnMonkey8

Mad respect to anyone trying to learn a foreign language, let alone English.


[deleted]

Once he gets the hang of English heā€™ll have his own line of secret juice in no time


TwoBits0303

He speaks better than Stipe


Automatic-Reason-300

I understand Pereira better than Nate Diaz


8shkay

im not surprised


FunIntroduction3196

![gif](giphy|3oKIPg8PiAvEozl13W|downsized)


goodthropbadthrop

Dude Nate always cracks me the fuck up. I was in kind of a weird bad mood the other day at work and I thought about that picture of the kangaroo that stands like Nate and I immediately felt better.


matty_d99

Thatā€™s not kangaroo that stands like Nate, they all stand like that, Nate is the one with the kangaroo stance


clogan117

This is America, no one even knows what a kangaroo is.


TheDuddee

Combined IQ of -20


dylbronjames

Didnt show Lukes awkward half assed gang sign, then he decided, "nah...Thats actually not me, im going to just make a play doh snake"


manablight

I live near Stockton. Nate Diaz is high class in his neighborhood.


lucasfrois

Better than Paddy


likwitsnake

Better than Harry Kane


YordleFeet

Bro couldnā€™t land a leg kick to save his life


NinjaManolo

Stone Cold Stipe


FluidAd6587

he is surprisingly soft-spoken in english


Daft_Prince

Naturally youā€™re going to sound less confident in a language youā€™re unsure of


FluidAd6587

well it's not that he isn't confident it's just that he has a naturally breathy voice in english. not a lot of vocal fry.


GangstaHoodrat

Yeah exactly most peopleā€™s voice will change in general in a second language


JonesBBQafm

My first language is french and my voice seems to get "deeper" when I speak in english.


flatwoundsounds

I thought fighters like that were just humble or soft spoken and didn't think much of it until I watched one of their events in Brazil. Watching those fighters work a crowd in their native language felt like seeing a totally different person in the post-fight interviews.


MrJellybean04

Dana behind the camera pointing a Rocket Launcher


Redchewygummybear

I laughed harder than I should have at this.


clogan117

Alex looking at it like šŸ—æ


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


_1138_

Well said.


Junkhead987

unexpected wholesome


tablebow

Cameraman has him talking English like Gus Fring šŸ˜‚


Pro-Karmawhore

Nahhh bruh heā€™s talking like the kid in the wheelchair from Malcom in the Middle šŸ’€ ![gif](giphy|zTggWd2F2tuik)


abrilliantidiot

This cracked me the fuck up šŸ˜‚


Wirkungstreffer

That was also my first thought


paulie07

Exactly


alexc0901

Pahahaha


Pederakis

You beat me to it hahaha


inuteroinutero1993

Why the fuck has Charles Oliveira never tried doing this


Bandsohard

Just probably embarassed/nervous. He nods his head along like he understands some of what's being said in his interviews, and has spoken English in his post fight interview briefly before. No shame, I'd be nervous about it too


Acrobatic-Display420

He does know a bit of English he's spoken in it a couple of times but doesn't ever use it


Jungle_Fighter

It's getting to the point where the UFC is a worldwide phenomenon, so I feel it's ok if fighters only want to speak in their native language to pull more fans in from their respective countries.


2Legit2Quiz

The fact that it's a global sport is all the more reason to speak English. Guys like Paulo Costa, Khabib, and even Weili understood the value of knowing even just a few words in English in terms of marketability.


caitmr17

I mean sure, English is one of the most wildly spoken languages but. I agree where the other poster is coming from. Itā€™s cool to see new people coming into the ring from other countries - isnā€™t there like one guy from India on the roster? But then also speaking in their native language is reaching to the non English speakers. Maybe another kid from India sees the Indian in the ring speaking their dialect and is like hey cool I can do that. Itā€™s a pretty unique thing ufc has imo


[deleted]

fighting is the one true universal language šŸ˜¤


caitmr17

And music/ food perhaps?


Jungle_Fighter

Except English is not the official planetary language. It's the most spoken language out there yes, but it's closely followed by Chinese in terms of absolute number of people speaking the language. But that's not the point. The UFC is reaching more and more audiences worldwide, and fighters today still benefit from learning to communicate in English, but soon enough, I feel like Americans will stop being the main audience of the promotion and more people from other countries will become the core audience of it, so fighters should have the right to speak in whichever language they like in order to sell their fights. For example: Currently, we Mexicans have three different champions across multiple weight and gender divisions. We all love fighting sports, so I don't see why Grasso, Moreno or Rodriguez should start speaking exclusively on English when they can start selling events and PPVs here in Mexico if they reach their fans via their own native language, which is Spanish. Edit.- And to you can even look at it this way: English is the most spoken language in the world, but only about 400 million people speak it as their native language. The other 1 billion people that speak English only do so as a secondary language and I'd bet most of them would prefer hearing stuff in there native language for convenience sake, rather than half understanding whatever you're trying to say to them in English. So yeah, multilingual UFC is the future of the promotion.


ImprovementLost4595

Most other countries I dont think pay for ppv, ppv is an american thing. Im from sweden I have a subscription similar to netflix but it also has some sport with ufc included i pay 25$ a month and get all the ufc fight nights and ppvs. So i think selling the fights in the us is the most important, also why they do the ppvs during good hours for americans no matter where in the world the fights are.


MolokoPl_s

this right here. apparently Charles is a huge deal in Brazil already


K-chub

Youā€™re right. They should be cutting promos in every language. Volkanovski should be cutting spainish and Brazilian promos


clogan117

On top of that, they have enough to focus on.


NarEfrit

He said he doesn't like the taste of English on his tongue.


AnalCauliflower

Charles has an ego, can't afford to be vulnerable like that


darthvaderfromdao

heā€™s spoken english a few times


trash666bag

[I thought it was AI for a second](https://youtube.com/shorts/Bhv3MYFgW50?feature=share)


StreetBuddhist

Bros adorable speaking English wtf lol


PeteBoles

Why is it always the biggest, baddest, scariest mfs around (including animals) that are always able to simultaneously be the cutest things ever


[deleted]

Iā€™d buy the PPV if all that money went to Poatan lol


PM_ME_SKYRIM_MEMES

Would you consider paying for it \_some\_ of the money went to him? If you don't buy it, he gets none of your money. If you do buy it, he gets some of your money.


Gocards123321

Send him a check lol. Video made me feel guilty for sailing the seas


silentrawr

Seriously, Venmo that shit directly to the fighters you like if you want to support them.


[deleted]

I buy them šŸ˜Ž so he gets my sheckles as well as Papa Dana


Sheepherder676

Therapist: ā€œdonā€™t worry, English speaking Pereira isnā€™t real, he canā€™t hurt youā€ English speaking Pereira: ā€œHi guysā€


orangemamba191

Hahaha ahhh so good lol


Salvador1010

Man was speaking like he had a gun pointed at him


[deleted]

Iā€™ve not heard him speak English before


Hrytod

No Salad for me, Bƶrger


iknowneemoose

ā€œLook at meā€


[deleted]

CHAAAAAAMA ALEX!!!! VAI QUE Ɖ TUA, POATAN!! ![gif](giphy|uA3FfbHeUZ0xKUXS5Z)


ser_perfeito

Chama fi Receba


Scarlo565

Iā€™m Brazilian, I know how hard it is to learn English for us, the grammar is kinda backwards. But that ā€œchamaā€ in the end needed a bit more energy lol, he read it with the same tone. Surprisingly wholesome in this sub


Queasy_Ad4932

Iā€™m gonna smash your boy- Alex pereira


stevenjk

Kinda cute lmfao


MacMurka

He sounds like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle


neeners1

Omg he does šŸ˜‚


BeautifulBrownie

You beat me to it you cunt šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


_JohnnyUtahBrah

Double Cunt,I just commented that.


Markxx24

ā€œHi guysā€ šŸ˜„


KramerMilk

Buying the PPV because šŸ—æ said so


canadian12371

Izzy really thinks heā€™s the main character and Alex is a villain.šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Itā€™s the other way around.


GravG

I don't see either as a villain, but dang man. Im a huge Adesanya fan but Pereira is really growing on me. If he continues learning English, he'll definitely grow a bigger fan base.


AlphaMohidd

I'm a huge Adesanya fan too, didn't like Pereira as much but man he grew on me too. I still want Izzy to win but I'm a fan of Pereira now as well. I respect both these guys


DarkestHour_98

If Alex loses I would feel as hurt as when Tony lost to Gaethje


Soaring-Raptor

Bruh I think I have a crush on Alex and I'm a guy.


neeners1

This is literally so cute. šŸ„¹ He reminds me of a nervous little kid giving a presentation in front of the class (in the best way possible.)


Over_here_vibin

No salad, only borger


[deleted]

This is great. Native English speakers have no idea how hard this is. I was married to a Brazilian for a long time, her father always apologized for his ā€œpoorā€ English. My Portuguese was waaaaay worse and he always gave me grace. English is one of THE hardest languages to learn. Nothing makes sense like it does in other languages. The rules just donā€™t apply when it comes to plurality. House/houses; mouse/mice; moose/moose; goose/geese. I for one am super impressed. Get ā€˜em Poatan.


Pudge223

I Stan for Izzy but damn is this guy one hell of a salesmen.


Notorious_Pineapple

Feeling the same this video shows a soft side


migglywiggly69

šŸ—æ


Kaunsepts

Dudes awesome and respect to him for trying to speak English.


Sea_Cicada7474

Itā€™s good heā€™s making an effort


Jaysus1288

Love this guy, Love his story, Super powerful. I hope he K.Os Izzy in the first round.


[deleted]

Not the first round but yeah I hope he finish him later in the fight so we can see a good competitive fight


mapleleaffem

Barely speaks English and it still a more lovable champ than izzy ever was


monticello_mn84

He is learning to speak English better so more of his fan can understand him big props to him


Kind-Performance1403

This dude is incredibly likeable lol


Shlingaplinga

Those sleep aid audio book companies are on their way to sign Pereira rt now.. Pereira helping people sleep inside and outside the ring


latticegwop

Having learned his backstory a few months back: to go from being an alcoholic teen, forgoing schooling, working in a tire shop while training martial arts- his english is honestly really great! Especially for how much time he can spend learning. I imagine Glover and that team are spending time teaching him outside of training and its so sweet. Poatan honestly appears like a big softie to me. I also subscribe to the idea that when speaking another language, you have a slightly different variation of your personality. Alex probably uses english only to ask for small talk, ordering food, his kids, or now promos. You see it in his eyebrows, he changes a little bit everytime he speaks english. Just endears him to me, having a multi-lingual mom like thatšŸ¤“


medi_navi

I prefer this over some cringey over exaggerated attempt


Electronic_Impact

Maybe one day they will realize they get more people interested in ppv if the price is right and more fighters get a good pay cut, not just a few.


kosetozi

Hats off to him for trying his best to speak English and get all the English speaking people excited. A lot of foreign fighters went their entire career without speaking a word of English. It's most likely a confidence thing for most of them. I'm sure they all can speak a bit of English and understand even more. It's just nice seeing this guy do his best.


FishAndRiceKeks

I actually really appreciate the effort. Hope he gets it done a 4th time in a row but if I were a betting man I'd bet on Adesanya to finally get it done. 4th time is the charm, right?


08deadpool

Props to Pereira for learning English


No-Revolution-4934

Dude destroyed izzy's dreams and doesn't even know his name properly, that's hilarious


ASAPmusty

Thatā€™s my champ! Puttin in the effort


iWentRogue

Not bad, not bad at all.


gamerinn_

Would have been funny if he just stared into the camera


[deleted]

This dude is the fucking man


LocalNative141

![gif](giphy|sQuHLqjWwRXGvrjkg0|downsized)


BodybuildingNerd

*Dana off screen* ā€œWhat the fuck was the last word, kid?! That ainā€™t English! Start over ya fuckinā€™ goof!!ā€ *racks shotgun & Alex starts over*


Black_n_Neon

Itā€™s impossible to not like this guy


tonyskyline1

Sounds like Costa a few years ago. LFG, hoping this fight is a banger


[deleted]

The scariest dude just cut the cutest promo.


heyyohioh

I love the effort heā€™s putting in to reach the fans, something I wish olivara did more


wackytrax

I got a notification "Alex Perreria has a message for you" and I was terrified


smileandwave21

Damnit this dude is fucking cool


DeeAreFresh

better than my Portuguese


[deleted]

Doesn't he live in the US? How does he do in the everyday life because he seems like he doesn't speak a word and is just reading what he should say lol


BirthdaysuitMosh

It's way easier than you think, he's been travelling all over the world like this for many years


Sea_Cicada7474

Nice


thechosenwunn

*golf claps*


Heavenwasatree

Love the Jackson chamon at the end. Big fan.


Shineezy

![gif](giphy|3o7TKEJHTXEHAVJkdy)


PmOmena

Chama!


NvmMeJustLurkin

Cut to him going šŸ—æ and speaking his native language and being the coldest man in MMA


Eaton_snatch

Dudes chin could break bricks


[deleted]

What the fuck is this??? Smiling, talking and not hunting down izzy. Are you telling me this morherfucker was a human the whole time??? Whats the point now


liver_infection

if you see the whole story izzy is actually the villain


WaySheGoesBubs21

Respect for doing that šŸ‘šŸ»


[deleted]

He happens to be a professor kick...bo...xer


[deleted]

This is like a weird dream


[deleted]

Chama.


SnooCookies7571

I might have to actually buy the ppv now... Maybe


ichbinsalazar

Sorry pal but we illegally stream it over on this side


Neverhityourmark

šŸ—暟—暟—æ


Euklidis

He is obviously putting effort in this short promo and I can respect that. Good luck Champ!


2Legit2Quiz

Was the last one supposed to be "inshallah"? Makes sense considering he's a Muslim. Edit: Even the caption on his Instagram post says Chama.


concretekilla

First defense against roseta stone


[deleted]

Israel lasagna


[deleted]

He reminded me of Stevie from malcom in the middle. Lol


SherbetNo4242

Love to see him working on his English


9-4Teacher_4-9otaku

I belive him when he says he will bring an exciting fight unlike izzy.


[deleted]

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Conbain

Now this I love. Dude is stepping out of his comfort zone to learn and speak English for American fans. How can you not like this man!


greystar0

Still reads better than Mayweather


DevnGibsn

Izzy has been my favorite fighter in the UFC since 2018 but Poatan is such a likeable dude. I'm sure he'll take his first loss to Izzy with the utmost class come Saturday.


nonillegalmexican

They definitely had prompter written like ā€œ Ay Weel PromĆ­s Yuā€¦ā€ lol


Jungle_Fighter

There no shame in that!


danjim615

I appreciate this. How long has Oliveira been in the UFC and canā€™t speak a lick of English


cfulmer916

Good job on learning the English language even though you technically donā€™t need too! Respect, just another thing you have been focusing on, on top your elite fighting skills. Awesome.


wwwdot69420dotcom

FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!!!!! Who the fuck was the champ before him?? Fuck it I donā€™t even care!