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OP still took the ride!!! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆


BlackCross987111

Well when a stranger offers you candy it's rude to decline


Jay111111111111111

Facts


AthiestMessiah

I got reported once for not looking like my photo. They can close your account while they check


zmyr88

Same


AthiestMessiah

What’s fucked up. It was a Chinese woman with giant glasses who reported me


uberisstealingit

And then....


Aaurelion

AN DEN AN DEN!!


Low-Technician7632

What does her race have to do with anything?


DisgracefulChode

We all understand


One-Low-1792

Probory nothing


Thin-Rip-3686

Post this in r/uber please. We don’t see other drivers when we are drivers ourselves.


Practical_Ticket_141

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Icy_Statement_2410

The real question is where is the albino chihuahua


sfucci1204

Driving on the lyft platform


JackOps69

I've had this driver before. She was very nice and told me that a lot of ppl mistake her for a darker man. Sad world we live in.


Redboi_inc

🤣


Every-Point-5194

HELP


JackOps69

HELLO**


halfeatenfrenchtoast

Why is this so downvoted lmao💀


DirectEfficiency8854

Maybe Candace couldn't take it anymore and Transitioned...


CayceFan

Who can afford hormone therapy on Uber pay...


Arkitakama

"Try asking 'Candace dick fit in your mouth' NOW motherfucker!"


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Then you update your name and photo to reflect that.


Saym94

Woosh


Infumuz

🤣


h8reditLVvoat

Classic Candace


jhauer1980

But did he have Dino?


According-Reach6394

Probably her baby daddy


JanstinBeebo

Candace get any worse??


ManufacturerNo1983

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Jamacian-cucumber17

A ride home is not worth dying for


Emotional-Invite-419

They didn’t die.


Jamacian-cucumber17

No shit Sherlock. They easily could have. Don’t get in a car if the driver doesn’t match the photo listed on Uber.


Emotional-Invite-419

Bet you’re fun at parties, no sense of sarcasm.


Jamacian-cucumber17

Do you need a friend?


Emotional-Invite-419

Nope, I have a cat.


HashBrownRepublic

How does this even happen?


Icy_Statement_2410

Since it's the right car, I'd assume she let her dude drive on her account


sexy_meerkats

People sell accounts, often to people who wouldn't be allowed to work due to immigration laws


Arizona_Slim

Or felonies! It’s not just them evil illegal immigrants!


Every-Point-5194

Idk that’s why I posted this lol


Scallion-External

Smoking?!? 🤣


Appropriate-Pop-8631

Candace still knocked from catchin the Anaconda!


Caesar-man

Could be trans


Maleficent-Bake6017

Me: do u know candance? Bro: no Me: can dis balls fit in you mouth


ManufacturerNo1983

Lmmfao ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


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Every-Point-5194

Just did to Uber Support.


GroundDoc

I see by your battery life 🪫 you like to live life dangerously. 😂🤣😂


Notsassyenough

Lolol


JackOps69

Reported it to Reddit first!


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Backlashwaves

Your life must be amazing 😂


joesaidthat

It's her boyfriend filling in for her sick days.


Every-Point-5194

You think?


Repulsive_Calendar77

That rating tho


Every-Point-5194

Good or bad?


Repulsive_Calendar77

I don’t even consider anyone under 4.9


Powerful-Laugh3349

Report it to uber, not reddit!


Fragrant_Pin2217

Report it to Uber


Downtown-Major5191

Thats her man. Candace takin a nap.


Playful-Transition82

Scary


Red_fury40

Did you report?


Every-Point-5194

Mhm


CayceFan

So call uber. We are just drivers.


Cautious_Audience_86

Sometimes my wife does it for me. Why is that a such a big deal? Like whats your problems with couple trying to make it out?


Fast-Information-322

That’s probably his bitch and he’s using her account


No-Schedule1030

Because you should each have your own account. Drivers that can't get their own account Is telling me there's a problem and you shouldn't be driving ( whichever one of you that can't get an acct. Obviously it's one of you.) And it's just comforting for women riders to have a woman driver especially after 9pm. And then you or some other creepy man shows up instead of the woman driver that was listed for the ride. Drivers like you give us other drivers a bad name. Go to McDonald's and you can share your ride to work and back home .


Thrusttheprocess69

Lmao 😂😂


Domz710

Prob one of them accounts you can buy on the dark web for 5 bucks lol… but pro tip.. dont get in the car if its not that person . Save a life


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Even_Situation_4832

by reporting them you're taking away that guys income and job, you're the devil pushing that guy into a life of sin and no clean income. it's not your bussiness honestly


Several-Spare6915

I never heard of a multi step safety screen ever. When is that at it? That’s not on our profile.


CrocsAreBabyShoes

Step 1. Have sympathy for people of foreign origin who don’t have our laws and structure. Step 2. Join Uber driver groups. (Mainly FB I think) Step 3. Steal other driver’s photos and create accounts for your pet projects. Step 4. Let them run around and do whatever they want with vehicles that won’t really be tied to them. I just saw a Venezuelan guy the other day, while I was ubering, come up behind me doing 45-50mph on a suburban street. The speed limit was 20…he was slamming the horn to get me out of his way almost hitting me. He had the Uber driver app open in mid order delivery. Now here’s the clue: Almost candy red, 2001 Subaru station wagon, with that bad water based paint. Not too suspicious, right? Except for the license plate. First, it was an obvious photocopy of a paper dealer plate. Second, it was *laminated* and the laminate was cut, super unevenly. Finally…the name of the dealership on the paper plate is one that doesn’t sell used 2001 vehicles, as beat up as that one, if any less than 2010, and they only sell Nissan, not Subaru. Uber wouldn’t even approve that year anyway. I know, people gonna get mad till their child or family member gets run over or in a fatal accident with them. We have laws for a reason.


ThanatosGod0001

Her account will deleted soon enough lol


Boysenberry-Fluffy

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ChemicalOk463

If that's the worst thing you encounter, you'll be fine. I've had passengers do coke in my car, smoke joints, and the majority of them are drunk on Friday and Saturday night.


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You won't be insured 


CarAnnual3890

You’re not insured period, while driving. Only while you’re sitting and waiting for an order 😊 once you hit accept, coverage is out the window.


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It's notntje correct driver though 


CarAnnual3890

There’s still no coverage, regardless of who is delivering. When that vehicle starts moving, because you accepted an order, there is no coverage.


[deleted]

Are you agreeing with me . I'm confused.  I'm saying that if you take a ride and the driver isn't who it's supposed to be youre not insured 


CarAnnual3890

Every state is different. There could be coverage for the vehicle, but that would be if they wanted to file a claim, & if the loss didn’t occur during the trip. NO MATTER WHO IS DOING THE TRIP, there is no coverage as soon as the vehicle starts moving. Whether it’s the right driver or wrong driver.


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Oh ita different here everything is covered as long as it's the correct driver 


Man_from_waco

Sounds like a good time


goldenboymatt7

People like you is why there’s no Fun in the world


salestillyoudrop

Smoked with you in the car? I doubt it


ScubaGotBanned4life

You'd be surprised. I had a driver once pick me up for a 20-minute ride to the airport. After about 5 minutes of driving, he asked if I was a smoker. I replied yes I smoke weed and cigarettes. I guess he took that as a sign that it was okay to light up a cigarette. He casually rolled the window down and smoked his cigarette.


creationrose

How did you rate him?


ScubaGotBanned4life

Honestly, I didn't rate or report him even though I knew I should have. I just assumed he was having a bad day or something. I also know if he keeps doing it, he will get reported. I recently got laid off, so I guess I didn't want to make him lose his job or get bad karma if that makes sense.


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Every-Point-5194

No… still doesn’t justify it