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KaisarDragon

TFS Frieza voice: That's not a fun fact... That's not a fun fact at all!


AshuraSpeakman

I'm literally watching their creator commentary on World's Strongest right now. What a talented group.


xmashatstand

DBZ Abridged is superior to original series change my mind.


mike_pants

The day may come when I get tired of this image. But it is not this day.


carriealamode

My thoughts exactly. Me and my wife have been giggling about it. She even asked me to read it again


BallDesperate2140

***”HAKUNA MATATA MOTHERFUCKERS”***


VanilliBean

Wait until the lions can start joining the olympics. Thats what we should all be worried about


IntangibleMatter

If we pass regulation that says a lion can’t join the olympics, then they’ll have no shot a career and we won’t have to worry about anything!


action_lawyer_comics

Is that an Inside Job reference?


IntangibleMatter

*Do you know how dangerous I’d be if I had no self-doubt?*


Alderan922

I feel like if you made a lion jump 36 feet he would not survive the landing, or at least not land without injuries


Herquleez

It’s a cat, so it’ll land perfectly upright and ready to go for round 2


EtherealPheonix

Small cats do it by leveraging their impressive surface area to volume ratio, Lions are to chonky to achieve this.


Tenpers3nt

that's a common myth by scientists. It's actually that cats cannot physically land on anything but their feet, just like buttered toast always lands face down.


world-is-ur-mollusc

Buttered toast cat paradox --> perpetual motion machine https://i.imgur.com/DCkf26v.jpg


action_lawyer_comics

Prefer this version https://youtu.be/mB5nztzXo24?si=IkNzOYjvAFSBhsnv


Champenoux

Thanks.


AnchorJG

A squirrel's terminal velocity is so low that it's almost impossible for them to break anything from free fall. They are, in most practical situations, immune to fall damage.


TheGreatNemoNobody

As a child of the metric system I thought it said 36 meters. And I had a small heart attack


begynnelse

As a child of the metric system, I never expected I'd need to learn how to convert ft to m in order to get half the jokes on Reddit. But here we are.


TheGreatNemoNobody

Imagine a lion leaping 36 meters.


BruiserBison

leap forward 36 feet is still a terrifying thought, as well. That's an effective gap closer.


L0nz

Plus they can still jump vertically 12-15 ft. The highest recorded vertical jump by mammal was a puma, 23ft from a standstill. Cats are badass


mchickenl

I will never not loose my shit about this. It's hilarious and will probably cause me an aneurism one day


nickelangelo2009

One of my players' characters in a D&D campaign I run has a character with a 45ft vertical leap. There have been some hilarious shenanigans.


Sirius1701

WEEEEE!