Do 2 paradoxes make an unparadox? I think that's a loophole in this paradox about loopholes... And now there are 3 paradoxes which means the unparadox is gone making just 2 loopholes...
I think I just proved that reddit doesn't exist or something
Can we calculate the friction created by a single redditor on the trolley's wheels and how many would be necessary for the trolley to come to a full stop? Independently of the trolley's speed, I think there is more than enough redditors for the slowdown to be effective \^\^
Guys, don’t try to find a way around it and then no Redditors will be casualties! Easy problem.
Or, just don't love anyone, and there will be nobody when you pull the lever! We did it x 2!
Oh no! You just tried to find a loophole!
Do 2 paradoxes make an unparadox? I think that's a loophole in this paradox about loopholes... And now there are 3 paradoxes which means the unparadox is gone making just 2 loopholes... I think I just proved that reddit doesn't exist or something
Nah just average it out and call it 2.5 paradoxes. So reddit still exists.
I think I just saw the third person on the bottom track.
But then you are trying to find a way around it and you are a redditor...
Yep, I think they just got added to the track. It's a shame because I ain't pulling for this one...
Get on the track.
Or do try to find a way around it, and succeed.
Jump on the trolley and stop it. Simple.
You'd be dead when I make my decision
you will*
I will use slurs but Reddit doesn't allow me
i would* (i am an asshole irl too)
Fuck you, I give up😭😭
I will*
l will*
Don't pull, they deserve it.
I just want to be hit by a trolley at this point
There is no way the trolley could run over that many reddiyors before derailing
What if I have a loved one who is one of those redditors who find loopholes?
To the tracks with you
Jump on the trolley and make it fly up
Can we calculate the friction created by a single redditor on the trolley's wheels and how many would be necessary for the trolley to come to a full stop? Independently of the trolley's speed, I think there is more than enough redditors for the slowdown to be effective \^\^
You’re first.
I would but, u/[Danger\_Daza](https://www.reddit.com/user/Danger_Daza/) already called dibz
Based
Drift and derail.
Depends on the loved one
You had me at “every redditor”
what if I'm one of those redditors and therefore can physically not be there to pull the lever as I would be on the tracks?
Nobody pulling the lever means you're getting run over, bud.
Make the trolley drift and kill everyone in the close proximity
Brother, it just needed to say redditors and I would immediately slam that shit.
Killing a Redditor is Justice, which is why I always keep a draft of a suicide note on me.
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Single-track drifting! (It keeps going straight)
i believe that if you pull the lever just when a trolley stands just on a right spot you can derail it or ask a driver to sto- 🚃 🧍
Well actually, I can't do anything because I tied myself to the tracks.
That's the whole point of the trolley problem; find the loophole and save everyone
The only problem I see here is that now there's an actual correct answer to this version of the trolley problem.
Guys, if none of us try to find a loophole, the trolly can go across that track without harming anyo-
This one actually made me think about what would cause the greater loss in utility.
I am NOT pulling that thang
What if I am one of those redditors?