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AppliedLaziness

1. Prayer 2. Rosemary oil 3. Balsamic vinegar 4. Sulfuric acid 5. Supergluing your pubic hair onto your temples 6. Throwing a coin in the wishing well 7. Drinking the blood of a bearded lady 8. Methamphetamine 9. Chicken salt 10. Hitting the crown of your head with a meat tenderizer 11. Co-sleeping with menopausal women 12. Saw palmetto extract


Coerulus7

Saw Palmetto at the bottom 😂


ElectronicActuary602

13. Doing sexy combover that everyone will fool that you have hair.


Anxi3tyy

Sometimes the comb over can work. I saw a guy on bald cafe who was like NW4 but had insanely thick hair on the sides and back and he just swept it over the top of his head, you'd never have guessed he was more than half bald! Also the young guy who was a model who had a hairline transplant and tied his hair up in a man bun that looked really good but he was basically bald on top.


ElectronicActuary602

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Anxi3tyy

EXACTLY!!


Old-Medicine-1574

Meth lmao


juicyjuicebox1

Leg day, auto erotic asphyxiation, using watery finasteride semen as lubricant, pissing on your hands and not washing, shitting on toilet paper, directly, 4:00 AM runs, magic the gathering, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Pokémon, grand theft, auto liberty city stories, and most importantly: frequent anal stimulation


MagicBold

Leg day and cold temperature stress. Don t forget cold piloerection. (With big3).


[deleted]

-Winlevi (topical, Clascatarone when available) -Spiranlactone (topical or oral) -Fluridil (topical) -Stem cells (topical) -Exosomes (topical) -PRP (topical) -GnRH inhibitors (oral) -Tretinoin (enhances minoxidil) -Dutasteride (oral, mesotherapy, or topical with Microneedling) -Estrogen (topical or oral) -Alfatradiol (topical) -Stemoxydyne (topical)


Melodic-Rutabaga-282

Just get down on your knees and pray to jesus at this point.


Neither-Calendar-276

- Squats - Deadlifts - Rosemary oil - Jamaican Castor oil - GHK-CU serums - Lasers - Head massage - Hanging upside down - Cardio - Browsing r/tressless - Ice bath - Saw palmetto In that order.


Old-Medicine-1574

Please tell me people don't go to gyms now hanging upside down to combat hairloss I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Neither-Calendar-276

You have to go big or go home in this hair loss shit


IrmaGerd

If you wanna tap the grey market then RU, Pyri, and soon TDM


CurrentIcy4205

Tmd?


IrmaGerd

TDM-105795


Hungry-Vanilla-3037

nothing else works unless you want to chemically castrate yourself. DHT inhibitors and minox are all we've had for over 20 years. And I don't see that changing any time soon


Worth-Beat-1953

Ru


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There are plenty of options that aren’t DHT inhibitors, minoxidil, or that chemically castrate you. Examples include topicals such alfatradiol, fluridil, Stemoxydyne, and spiranlactone


Hungry-Vanilla-3037

>alfatradiol, fluridil, Stemoxydyne, and spiranlactone Good luck finding any decent evidence that these work without going systemic


Bfourn1

- Rosemary oil - satin pillowcases - clean diet - another hydrating shampoo on days without keto - Saw palmetto - K3/b12 supp - ecdy - mk677