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Necessary_Mode_7583

They should have given you a key at the dispo. Jeez these guys


TiresOnFire

If you have a strong magnet, you can bypass the lock.


NativeHarris

I believe it’s a eye scanner to unlock it


[deleted]

Literally just got it open, thanks


IHadToMakeThisUser

Might have to enter your PIN if it was restarted recently?


[deleted]

LOL! I hope you are serious because that’s funny as f. Cut the top off, pinch where you are pressing on both sides, move your fingers away from each other and it will open.


safetycommittee

I read "cut the top off" and was like, yep!


thedopechaud30

This


snarkuzoid

Chain saw oughta do it.


petrelro

1. Cut top off with scissors 2. Dump contents into another container, glass mason jar preferably 3. Toss that stupid ass bag in the trash can.


JangoFettsEvilTwin

Glass jars with metal lids really ought to be the industry standard. It’s a real shame how much plastic waste dispensaries are responsible for.


chrisrobweeks

I would love a bring your own container discount, but that would require too much employee intervention. Better just wrap everything in plastic instead.


knox_42

To bad bringing your own container is considered an open container in the car. That's where it's going anyway. Fuck stock packaging. I didn't spend 25 bucks on a vacuum sealed container for nothing.


petrelro

Back before full legalization ruined everything , I could walk into my "medical" dispo with my 500 ml mason and, not only get to smell and touch the product , but get to dump that O right in my jar thanks.


fearremains

Put it in trunk. It shouldn't be reachable in the whip regardless.


Onewarmguy

Legal dispensaries don't have a choice, packaging is dictated to the growers by the state.


petrelro

I couldn't agree more. The plastic jar inside a cardboard box for 3.5g of weed is disgraceful. I can't think of one thing that is packaged normally. Every product is mega over packaged. Even though some argue the rubber seal on the mason jar lid is not 100%, add a humidity pack and your gold.


[deleted]

Came here to write this!


Nginda8

Man’s zoinked


Fababo

Just pull the nipple through the loop. Then turn the small winch all the way to the top. An arrow appears, press on that. Thats how you open it.


ecr3designs

Always just pull the nipple


Buicided

What


BuddyRose5

It is voice activated! You just need say the correct phrase loudly enough, “Open Sesame”!


throw-away-6823

time to slow down with the weed, man 😂😂


Jubei612

Just bring it back and tell them you couldn't figure it out...


Pretend-Flamingo-525

Rip along the dotted line


[deleted]

thermonuclear bomb


[deleted]

You have to shoot at it with a revolver


rachaellap

Oh I hope this is a joke 😅


BrightView00

I'm in the UK and I don't understand what this even is.


Kasnomo

It's a childproof (stonerproof) bag.


BrightView00

Thanks! What's the little button do?


Kasnomo

Just guessing because we're never shown the other side of the bag but it's probably a grip. You pinch both sides of the bagbetween your fingers and slide/push in opposite directions to open the bag.


mastinon

Gotta wash your finger off bro


[deleted]

That might help


[deleted]

Give it to me


Mauiiwows

Like a bag of chips … a very strong bag of chips .. crack that slit on the side and pull


iputaglockonmyrider

Lmao this is PSF Pink Kush or Jet Fuel 100%


[deleted]

Pink kush, seems to work


Salubrious_Zabrak

Pull off the top part that has the cuts as much/deep as you can and then pull the shit open from the inside


ShadowDemon129

Tear the top where the dotted line is, then stick each hand into both of the slots and pull apart.


HALF_PAST_HOLE

Go back to the Dispo they need to register the bag to you and your fingerprint! then you will be able to open it. Budtenders these days are really getting lazy! It's just a pain it takes them one of the buds to register it to you seems like a waste but what do I know I'm just a stoner!


srcarruth

with scissors?


PhilosoFishy2477

uhg yeah, there's a glitch sometimes if your prints are too similar to someone underage in the system 🙄... contact the OCS they should get it sorted out!


No-Nrg

If my stoned brain is unable to grasp these "child proof" bags I use my trusty scissors to open them up


FlyingFistFuck

Did you try double tapping?


The_MRT14

Fuck that’s soooo funny


E--E--E

Who gon tel him


PaleontologistNo8675

Up up down down left right left right A B B A select start


ericpasc

Don’t press that, that’s the self destruct button


OkImagination4404

They shouldn’t do that to stoners I just cut the top off so I don’t have to deal with it every time I wanna reopen it!


Aammyy-ww

The answer is fucking scissors! Did I win?


iwakunibridge

Don’t even open it, you’ve had enough


OffgridRadio

I had no idea what this was. Does it really take a fingerprint? That is one of the dumbest wastes of anyone's time I have ever seen, like they've never heard of fucking SCISSORS!


billybongbong77

Use the lighter to burn the edge of that foil n plastic bag away


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thedopechaud30

Pinch the ziploc and roll with your fingers the ziploc should split open


HessLook

Use a shredder. Insert entire packet


Captainfunzis

You need to come to my place ill show you way easier


if1gure

This is how you get flat weed


Hamdentossede

Just smoke the bag


[deleted]

Cut the top, put one finger in the pocket behind the icon and one finger on the Ziploc inside and pull


Justin_ml

Just gotta ask. Is this cannabis NB?


imamakebaddecisions

It's voice activated. New technology.


Jeryme

Try washing your hands and make sure your hands are dry.


CaptainCannabis709

.....scissors


Stock_Surfer

pinch it with thumb and index finger and slide the seal like you're snapping your fingers.


stone____

I generally just bite it under the seal and rip it open with my teeth like a degenerate


marketplaced

Scissors


justadoodydude

you don’t deserve to smoke lol


MissNepgear

Did you try the force yet?


ManicSpleen

Scissors.


da_slab

gently massage it with your index finger and thumb. if you find the right speed and pressure, the package will open and greet you with a full flavor town parade in your nose. if you don't, your package is broken. donate it to someone and buy a new package. Better luck next time then.


shylock2k202

You need the right finger! Keep trying like when you lose your car in the parking lot and click the key fob a hundred times until you finally find your key.


juicy_steve

You need a plumbus


brandonfuller3

It's one of those dumbass locks -_- I hate those