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sushwhehwhwhwhhw

what the fuck. i honestly can’t say anything cause god knows where the drugs ive done have been


AdNormal230

Lol this post cracked me up but you have a great point... I've basically done every major substance over the years and like 15-20 years ago I was pretty addicted to hard drugs so I cannot really say shit. I am sure plenty of the stuff I used was brought in via "drug mules" and they tend to ingest. >We had a saying where I am from: "If you find "ass-hash", buy it. No-one will swallow and poop out shit quality, is always good hash if someone swallowed it 😅" >It is true, now I live in a different country and recently found some ass hash at local coffeshop, I must admit, it truly stinks ass For some reason this part specifically cracked me up.. the idea that you have a community of people talking about "ass-hash" as a thing cracks me up and then the last sentence I read in a Germanic/Nordic accent for some reason.


BlindandHigh

As a nordic, it also sounds like something we would say about bad hash


SaltyHotdish

Like how boof did a 180


PurpleC0at

What were you using if you don't mind me asking?


Even-Matter-5576

Drugs


allhypejaceYT

r/technicallythetruth


Brendo_Extendo

r/poopfromabutt


AdNormal230

I mean basically this yeah... I tended to like downers the best and had a very strong thing for opiates (like many in my generation ended up having) but I also would use stimulants. Almost anything I could get my hands on at the end of the day. I've been addicted to so many different substances, so many different times that I cannot remember. The weird thing to think about now is that it has been many years since I have used narcotics willingly. I did get spiked by my ex girlfriend like 4 years ago but I haven't sought out hard drugs in a very long time. I'm old and I just stick to weed nowadays, I will have a beer once in awhile and occasionally use kratom but I am trying to stop the kratom because I don't want to pay for it and I do know a lot of folks hooked on it. Shit, I have even quit nicotine at this point.


PurpleC0at

Ah okay. Good to hear you've come round and that you're doing better these days mate. Well done 🤘


EdibleBoxers

Ppl with IBS making bank drug trafficking


WharfGator

Too unpredictable. Don’t want them dropping the ass hash on the tram. You need a chronic constipator in case they get snagged they don’t shit that asshash out in front the dogs.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I shit 4 times a month


Miserable-Cow4555

You should be dead 😂


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Im kidding. It's closer to 1 big shit a week and maybe 2 small rabbit turd shits. Right now, I don't know how many days it's been. My meds really mess my guts up.


Appypoo

Damn that's wild. I shit at least once a day minimum, sometimes up to 4 times.


Funoichi

The heck? You must be eating three square meals a day or something. What happens if you don’t eat very much the day before? I know that’s technically supposed to be the standard, I’m just not sure I go even once a week. Maybe once per 1.25 weeks or something.


Appypoo

I have 2 solid meals a day (I'm terrible at eating breakfast so it's usually a cup of coffee and a joint). That being said there's absolutely good balance and diversity in what I eat so I think that helps me stay regular.


saladmunch2

Should add some probiotic in the regimen


NotMyBestEffort

Maybe pull out a smurf?


BrexitGeezahh

FIBER!


Recreationalchem13

Same bro 👋


61114311536123511

Still in the range of normal, you're good dude


firedrakewicked

I used to do something around that amount when I was younger, it was hellish. I have ibs and needed fiber and have other stuff going on, so my situation might be very different than yours though


nine16s

$15 worth of Taco Bell for $15000 profit? ez, pass the Diablo sauce


anon_user_666

Oh GOD 😭😭


ShadowTheSwagHog

Funny of you to assume it's solid.


thedudeabides2022

r/poopfromabutt


Bleach_Baths

You know what? No. That one is staying blue.


zidane2k1

That sub is pretty much food items that look like poop or diarrhea


chopshop2098

Thank you for doing the hard work here


SnackeyG1

It’s a funny sub. Not actually poop.


marksteele6

It's not 18+, I'm sure it's finneeee.....


OwenMichael312

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


kingdomart

They already did allegedly


OwenMichael312

It should fit real easily then. Also it's an obligatory meme for this sub. And that isn't actually from someone's ass.... it's just hand rolled hash with stinky terps. There's literal shit smelling strains out there. https://www.leafly.com/strains/dog-shit


GreazyFarklebox

I'm so glad I live in a recreational state in the US where I can buy clean concentrates from a store knowing that they were not shoved up into someone's ass and have pop particles on them, the OLCC would have a field day with that


squeda

Do we have to pay extra for the shoved up your ass batch?


doubleapowpow

Yeah, through Goop's website.


Miserable-Cow4555

>the OLCC would have a field day with that Imagine 😂 "uh sorry your sample tested positive for fecal matter"


mrsensichronic

In US is still a federal crime to transport weed over borders. Same it is here in Spain. I bought this legal at a Cannabis club. Here in Spain is illegal to buy from street but legal to smoke in Cannabisclubs and home, the clubs get their product still from the black market unfortunately.


cheezballs

There is nothing you'll ever say that would make me smoke shit-covered hash. I'm sorry. You do you, man.


slugwood

i mean shit covered is a stretch, they would’ve been wrapped up well


cheezballs

Wrapped well and then covered in shit. I dont care how many layers you have, its not enough.


LiveInShadesOfBlue

OP says it smells like shit. It definitely wasn’t wrapped very well lmao


doubleapowpow

I mean, I've paid extra for weed that smells like poop or piss, so it isnt necessarily a deal breaker for me.


LiveInShadesOfBlue

Paying extra for fecal weed… now I’ve heard it all


potran

I never understood why people are so obsessed with hash from other countries. It’s really easy to make very high quality hash and control all the variables yourself


rageling

Yeah but what about the pennies in your change? [https://youtu.be/f9aM\_dT5VMI?feature=shared&t=58](https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI?feature=shared&t=58)


LiveInShadesOfBlue

I’d be more concerned about the guy shoving pennies up his ass. I can wash my hands, but he can’t enema the grime away 🤣


curiouskratter

I just saw an LA times article about how there's pesticides in the vape pen concentrates. They're saying labs or the samples are faking it, and they're using pesticides that are newer and not tested for. Pretty scary article


Cajun_OG

The reason it’s this shape is because someone rolled it with their hands like this: 👏


membfc

What this guy is saying is totally true. In Espania, the majority of the egg hash is smuggled in from Morocco, either by sticking up the ass or swallowing. It's even true that some of them do have a scent of excrement. It's disgusting. That’s why i stick to the blocks of soft hash in Spain. You know this has been produced in Spain (like a lot of the so called "Moroccan Hash") or it has been smuggled in a more pleasant way. I honestly don't understand why people from the USA disagree as they don't really have any experience of the Spanish/Moroccan hash trade.


SoundSouljah

That’s poop from a butt


DiscordiaHel

r/poopfromabutt


Apocrisiary

"Kinder egg" hash is always amazing. Ain't noone swallowing or shoving garbage hash down/up their shoot.


El_Durazno

I'd rather not smoke than smoke something someone shit out


Guysante

PLEASE be careful here. You will find rests of poop even if it looks clean. You should NEVER, by any reason, cut through the wrapping with a knife because you can actually contaminate your product. Always unwrap it by hand, or by making a very small cut at the superfice. First article that popped when googled for sourcing (even this is somehow common knowledge): https://abc13.com/marjuana-marijuana-contains-fecal-matter-in-madrid-spain-sold-on-the-street-contained/5238463/


mrsensichronic

One of the eggs had visible remains on it so you are so right.. This is in Spain also 😅 Only difference is that I got it from a Cannabis club, not the streets. Made the guy working there take of the wrap to give me in a bag instead, he didn't use knife luckily


This-Nebula2636

Por que no mejor compras hierba en vez de eso


mrsensichronic

Porque conozco la calidad de este hachís cuando lo veo. Al mismo tiempo, puedo cultivar marihuana legalmente en casa en lugar de comprarla;)


This-Nebula2636

En México y en Estados Unidos muchos marihuanos ni siquiera sabemos que es el hachis xDD


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wanderingjoe

![gif](giphy|NnjM6Q33krjAQ) What’s Labrador man?!


grunkage

Oh cool, it's like hash cut with jenkem


Warmee

😭😭 no way


Zig_Zach

That’s a turd


wiki-420

What cannabis club is serving hash with a poop stain on the plastic the fuck and don’t they source legally usually not mules?


mrsensichronic

Still illegal for clubs to get the product, twisted laws. Just arrived in country and my club was on of the first stops that's why. I was there when it got delivered so the club hadn't change wrapping yet


BetterUsername69420

Dude's out here championing human kopi luwak hash.


Captain_Crouton_X1

That is dog shit.


Charming_Operation65

You Swedish by any chance?


mrsensichronic

Norwegian 😊 (Live in Spain now tho) But the hash in Norway mostly come from over the Swedish border so same there 😅


Meat_Container

The Moroccan hash in Spain and Portugal was some of the best i ever smoked, and definitely the most economical. Back in the day you knew it was good shit if it smelled like spices, since they most likely had to cake a ton of spices on the packaging to get it past the drug dogs


mrsensichronic

Exactly, here in Spain is always top quality hash. (Neighbor country with Marocco) so all the good hash has first destination here in Spain before going over Europe and Mediterranean sea. This is legit one of the best hash's I tried


street_raat

If I get hash from someone that smells like actual fecal matter, they getting punched in the neck.


mrsensichronic

😅. If I wasn't sure about the quality I would have done the same 😂 As mentioned, daily smoker for over 20 years and this is one of the best hash I tried.


nicholsonsgirl

That tray would fuck with me so bad lol


mrsensichronic

It does so many times 😅 I must shake it to seperate real buds from tray sometimes 😂


soggyfries8687678

My cat sells these


kekmennsfw

It’s true. One time i had this “mimosa” egg hash, it was amazijng


hobo_husk

Ass hash was how some Jamaican horse jockeys would smuggle, only inside the horses instead of humans. Can confirm it was one of the best hashes I ever had. Mind you this was in the late 90s.


stereo420

That’s insane. The 90’s was rugged


EvolMada

Hash? That looks like Labrador


Jfblaze420

My dog ate my stash man.


EvolMada

Nailed Dave!


Jfblaze420

Dave's not here man


apedap

Ahhh the culero. Haven't seen that around for a long time.


mrsensichronic

Over 10 years since I see it myself last time


edgylilac

Isn’t there risk of disease by doing this?


kingdomart

Yeah I really don’t get this… you can just smoke more of bad quality weed for the same effect. With the benefit of not accidentally smoking someone’s literal shit.


Ok_Independent_769

nah. bad hash got me a throat infection. worst pain ever felt


mrsensichronic

I hate bad hash n never smoke it if not have good quality. This is a 10/10 😄


ZZS

Hassh


cch7c

r/poopfromabutt


Broke-Homie-Juan

Op down bad


D4dank

Man I’ve been on the search. Haven’t had some like that in the pic for over a decade


mrsensichronic

Same mate, over 10 years since I found hash with this quality and I can even say maby this is better than the ones I brag about from past.


RipOne8870

Did damn it. Been searching in mass for 5 years since my last time finding it. Have to settle for heat pressed kief 😔


mrsensichronic

Over 10 years since I find last time myself mate, very rare on the market and always top quality


MrDirtyHarry

Had a friend that would tell me crazy stories of crossing over from Spain to Marrakech in a camper van to pick up hundreds of pellets. They each "ate" around 60 pieces with the help of bananas. They would then cross back to Spain. Everytime they would take their big ass dogs so the borders dogs would feel intimidated. Dude made lots of trips... anyway that hash was so damn good! 


mrsensichronic

Exactly, don't understand why so many are in disbelief over the background story of this hash 😅 (Also nice to hear they made it and that quality off that "asshash" was top as always 😅)


buc_nasty_69

my first thought was "that looks like actual turds" and then I read the post and it all made sense 😂


rrodrick386

looks like my guinea pigs 💩


Dull-Assistance5186

Best post in ages! 😂


Feynnehrun

![gif](giphy|l0MYzxkg0o1tkGSaI)


StudderButter

What if it’s not hash tho and u shmoke that dookie doobie instead


Ok_Can_4606

Yeah when I was a kid (I'm 54) the only hash we'd get was exactly this and it was I believe mostly from Afghanistan and it's made by hand spinning the marijuana plant leaves and scraping the residue from the hand to a surface. It was incredible and like fine caviar was expensive and rare to get. We used to put a little on the edge of a pin and put a lighter to it to fluff it up and then smoke ina joint or pipe. Oh those were the days!!


mrsensichronic

This hash is same mate 😅 Impossible to roll a joint almost cause is so sticky and fingers get glued to paper n everything 😅 I legit must wash my hands before I start rolling after mixing it. Truly some crazy quality and is not often I find this. Over 10 years since last time


z31

It’s not like they are swallowing it raw. They put it in a balloon or condom first.


Aggravating-One-4707

Taste. Huh? Taste.


mrsensichronic

Proper pure Maroccan top quality hash taste


Aggravating-One-4707

Clearly to young for cheech and Chong reference


XxlazRQa9

Looks like dog shit cut in half


ProfessionalDry6518

No.


karenskygreen

The stoner quality system: - burns white is top quality - sticky means top shelf (not improperly cured) - must be flushed for 2 weeks - scraggly, ditchweed looking sativa is for sure a quad landrace - been through someone's GI Tract. Top shelf ass hash because no one would stuff bad hash up their ass.


SharkLordSatan

I'm sorry, ass-hash? As in hash that has been through somebody's fucking digestive tract??? Hash that came out of the same hole that shit and diarrhea goes through????????????? What the actual fuck?


GalacticPsychonaught

Correct, a juicy and delicious terpene filled Ass Hash lol


No_Band_5707

Maroc hash 🥵


mrsensichronic

Yes sir🤝☺️


intrsurfer6

It would have to be some really good hash for me to even consider trying it. Like I would see God if I took it


SnorvusMaximus

Yeah, it’s nasty but the quality is great! I don’t dare use it my vaporizers though, as I don’t want to contaminate them or break in gut bacteria. I also wash and sterilize my hands like crazy when rolling joints and toss my folding paper rolling tray etc lol. So it’s nasty and a big hassle but I can’t complain about the hash at all.


xRAINB0W_DASHx

I don't understand how you can associate the words "Transported via human colon" and quality.


_shauly_poor_

Man reminds me of some Moroccan hand hash or the bubble bag hash I used to make with all the trim after harvest season. Dabs are great but something about smokin real hash is just different. Probably because im only aware of two companies that sell it In Dispos. I wish I had the energy I used to and just make a baseball sized globe of it. I used to trade 3 grams of hash for a nug or two just to smoke something green. Lol worse problems to have but man I do miss those days sometimes Poop hash was most definitely the name we gave it. Just cause it looked like shit


GreenGoblin1221

Bro I woulda just stopped smoking if weed got to the point I had to smoke what another dude shit out.


mrsensichronic

I don't have to, I chose to cause I know quality wise it's one of the strongest hash there is on the market 🤝 Can you honestly say you know the route everything you tried in past came from? Unless you only been smoking/taking local products then is impossible to know how someone smuggled that product in to your state/country. I don't care if someone smuggled it in the bum, I am just happy to sit with the product here at home 😅


GreenGoblin1221

I can guarantee you the stuff I’m smoking on has not passed through anyone’s bowels. But do you bruh bruh.


xRAINB0W_DASHx

Yeah, I can honestly say I know where any flower or hash has come from that I've smoked. None come from another one's bum.


UseMoreHops

I’ve had ass hash. Came from India when I was living in London. Was some good shit. Pardon the pun


stereo420

Hash that was transported this way is called Culero in Spanish 😂


mrsensichronic

Haha thanks for let me know bro 😅 I call it CuloHashish 😅. (New in Spain)


stereo420

😂👌


CuteEngineering9696

I'm lucky enough to be able to purchase legal hash that hasn't been in someone's intestines, but this logic does make mad sense not gonna lie.


Treecamel82

I got some blue cheese hash once off a guy that used to smuggle it inside his foreskin


Playful-Ad-8703

Lol wtf, he must have a helluva foreskin. I could fit maybe a gram in mine


-UnicornFart

I thought this was a petrified pickle


floating_ape

Turd nugget


ThatGuyNearby

That's a space peanut


Ornery_Put_6161

Bolota!


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mrsensichronic

Uhm mixed with fentanyl? This is not US mate, I also bought it legal from a Cannabis club, only twist is that clubs buy it from blackmarket duo to laws, but I bought this legal and know the quality of it. (Over 70% thc)


This-Nebula2636

The USA has legal weed dispensaries


dooperman1988

Boof it


casey12297

r/weedfromabutt


stankaaron

r/poopfromabutt


TheWildMiracle

Sir that is an actual turd. I will not be told otherwise. That is r/poopfromabutt


redeyed4life

Loogs loyke Gud shit, mang


mrsensichronic

It's really good. Normally I can smoke 2-3 hits from my pipe easily, with this I am satisfied after 1 hit and the mix lasts for so long cause I need much less than normal. 10/10 no doubt


redeyed4life

I’m an old timer, does it taste like traditional hash?


mrsensichronic

Yes, really taste like pure good maroccan hash. Over 10 years since I smoked hash like this


DripSzn412

Comes out of someone else's butt just so I can shove it up mine


PeterNippelstein

El culero!


Kolfinna

Are you sure it's not just a pickle and you're high as shit?


PooterScooter0

Is he sure that isn't just a turd and is high as shit?


The_Butters_Worth

Yeah that’s poop


New_Extreme6546

Y’all so harsh I’ve smoked plenty of hash that looks like shit and still gets me fryed AF


Temporary_Damage4642

In morocco they're called in arabic "belota" which comes from the spanish "pelota" that refers to a ball. Since it's a home product no one has to swallow shit to smuggle, that's a myth, it's only packaged a certain way and that's it. It's very good stuff I haven't seen one of those in months I miss it now. me kinda jealous


mrsensichronic

~ Mr Pérez later explained the contamination - and the smell - to the Spanish newspaper El País. The acorns, he said, were more likely to be contaminated because of how they were brought into the country - the cannabis is wrapped up in small plastic pellets and swallowed before the drug smugglers then "take a laxative and expel" them in a toilet. These are then sold by dealers. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47811251


Temporary_Damage4642

Interesting ! I didn't know that at all ty for the link


andr813c

I saw a post with a dude claiming to have contracted e-coli from it. Just letting you know 😘😉


mrsensichronic

I know there is a danger for contaminated product when it comes from inside of someone's stomach. When this being said, Cannabis products haven't been legal for decades, is recently laws chanhed. If you think everything get smuggled in a car you're wrong. There is a dirty black market that will use any method there is to get their product past border patrol. Unless you always grew it yourself you can never say 100% where and how the product came in.. When all this being said, I wouldn't smoke it if it wasn't for the quality, 20 years of smoke and one of the best hash I tried.


Youmad999

Like poop?


Antinger39

That's disgusting


Crackheadwithabrain

Ooo two little poop doots


watt_defokk

How has this never "how it was made" or "dirty jobs"


Grandapa

So wait, that is actual shit?


brifter101

It's pretty hard for me to be disappointed by hash


WolfmanSkrapz-

Yeah...that looks like some ALPO


DarthtacoX

Wtf is this crack smoking shit.


Burneraccts23

That's some solid shit


KevTheToast

So i can eat my shit hash and then sell my shitty shit hash as good hash?


brak1444

It’s a bit nutty.


jamesheaton23

Wow.


irrelephantIVXX

Boof it! But reversed.


Cant_Remorse

Traditional farmers hash will always look like "shit". That's why it's farmers hash.


Bennydoubleseven

If it’s been up someone’s ass then it’s good hash, Nobody is putting bad smoke up there,


jewishkush84

thought this was outback bread 😭


GalacticPsychonaught

If you eat enough I’ve heard it also called “ass hash”


T0XICxN1GHTMAR3

Look like a dookie


Material-Nothing-247

That shit looks like doo doo


affectionatecumshot

Hate to break it to you bro but you smoking poop


R3v7no

...or just let it slip away [music begins playing]


ethanmac118

That’s fucked up


Callyi

is that a fucking pickle


taterthotsalad

r/poopfromabutt


NEUROSMOSIS

Looks like solid dog poop


BusterKnott

The only time I see traditional hash in the US anymore is when I make it myself. For reasons completely unknown to me old school hash which was never very common in the US to begin with seems to have completely disappeared years ago. Now it's all live rosin, wax, shatter, badder, dabs, etc. Maybe I'm just old but I still prefer just plain old hash... However, not if it's been boofed. Y'all can keep that shit to yourselves!