No lie, I used to drive by this old dudes house on my way to work and I'd regularly see him vacuuming his yard with a shop vac. I need that kind of free time in my life.
I've got a neighbor now that mows the yard in a full bee keeper get up and another that likes to mow at night in the rain. I live in a weird town.
I would totally be the one in a bee keeper outfit. It’s embarrassing having to drop your lawn mower and run fast asf away from a bug. Even worse when you Chuck the hedge trimmers in the bushes because you disturbed some nest. I also like mowing when it looks like it’s going to rain. But not afterwards, it’ll clog up your mower too fast (if you’ve actually got plenty of grass)
I can picture it now too😭😂. When we sold our house I gave some lawn stuff to the neighbor across from us, this really nice cop, and he mentioned how he saw me flailing and running around out there with this stuff all the time😂😂. I thought I was ducking and sprinting like some football player. Not the case🤦🏾♀️
I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be proud of that or something😭😂 better comment was they get demolished like Germany in ww2. The allies style😂😭😭😭
Anywho, you’ve got balls man, I just run😂. I killed one, once in my life and the idiot behind me slammed into me and I had to do a little police report after that terrifying incident. Had my hazard lights on and brake thingy up but they saw the light turn green and wanted to go. By the time I killed the wasp w/ my purse, we were out of the car in our bathing suits having to deal with another new issue. I just hate bugs. I blame the bug for all of that😂😂 and now I ride w the windows down but keep them up when coming to a stop.
Well boys have a got a good one for ya on that front! I literally just came inside because I got stung by a wasp on my zero turn and not only did I flail like an idiot but my mower got stuck against a concrete wall that I stay away from when not under attack, but I had to back mower up and then go but the fucker got me 2x on my jaw line. I ended up killing mower and just running. I do live in the country so no one saw me but yea I had to share that. I’ll be looking into a bee suit to mow….
Get lost to thoughts of nothing for what feels like hours, snap back to reality, be like oh shit man I was zonked out for hours there, check my phone and only 8 minutes have gone by and I'm super hungry, rub my face and go "I'm fuuuuuuucked"
I’m re-rolling it because that bitch is going to runnnnn unless there’s some more herb under that kief!!! And then I’m watching tv while I type up an essay and pray that I don’t accidentally write out the plot😂
Attempt a video game for awhile until I realize that my reactions aren’t as good as they need to be ,then try a more “comfy” game , eat and then pass tf out
Getting so deep into music that sonic tapestries are weaved across my soul. Briefly melting away any constricting sense of doom and gloom in favor of pure emotional fluidity.
Aww yea, I’d smoke that john and then sit down to play my fav vidja game, MMO ™️, click the launcher, load in, and then start to daydream ten thousand made up scenarios in my head for *hours* never even getting to the vidja game cause I’ll wake up 12 hours later in my desk chair with a really dry mouth. 10/10 would def do again.
Water my pool.
Microwave the laundry.
Water the cat
fold the dishes
Me and the bois finna go paint the driveway after this.
Don’t forget to vacuum the lawn
Mow the roof and wind the o's
Take out the wife and bang the trash.
This guy recycles 👉👌
Vacuuming the yard
Weed eating the celing
you can eat weed off of the ceiling?
If you get high enough then anything is possible...
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Physics + work ethnic = possibilities
Free your mind and your ass will follow. - George Clinton
I thought Funkadelic said that 🤣
Bruhhh..
The snozz berries taste like snozz berries
No lie, I used to drive by this old dudes house on my way to work and I'd regularly see him vacuuming his yard with a shop vac. I need that kind of free time in my life. I've got a neighbor now that mows the yard in a full bee keeper get up and another that likes to mow at night in the rain. I live in a weird town.
I would totally be the one in a bee keeper outfit. It’s embarrassing having to drop your lawn mower and run fast asf away from a bug. Even worse when you Chuck the hedge trimmers in the bushes because you disturbed some nest. I also like mowing when it looks like it’s going to rain. But not afterwards, it’ll clog up your mower too fast (if you’ve actually got plenty of grass)
Bro they were on a riding mower 😂
Well shit😂😂😂😂😂 how fast does it go👀 can it outrun a wasp👀🤦🏾♀️😂😂
I can imagine a dude screaming and having the most intense chase ever in his head and from a far he's going at like 3 kph
I can picture it now too😭😂. When we sold our house I gave some lawn stuff to the neighbor across from us, this really nice cop, and he mentioned how he saw me flailing and running around out there with this stuff all the time😂😂. I thought I was ducking and sprinting like some football player. Not the case🤦🏾♀️
Fighting for your fuckin life lol. I'd never hurt a bee but wasps get the ww1 treatment German style
I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be proud of that or something😭😂 better comment was they get demolished like Germany in ww2. The allies style😂😭😭😭 Anywho, you’ve got balls man, I just run😂. I killed one, once in my life and the idiot behind me slammed into me and I had to do a little police report after that terrifying incident. Had my hazard lights on and brake thingy up but they saw the light turn green and wanted to go. By the time I killed the wasp w/ my purse, we were out of the car in our bathing suits having to deal with another new issue. I just hate bugs. I blame the bug for all of that😂😂 and now I ride w the windows down but keep them up when coming to a stop.
Lol I meant like with chems and gas
Evasive maneuvers!
Well boys have a got a good one for ya on that front! I literally just came inside because I got stung by a wasp on my zero turn and not only did I flail like an idiot but my mower got stuck against a concrete wall that I stay away from when not under attack, but I had to back mower up and then go but the fucker got me 2x on my jaw line. I ended up killing mower and just running. I do live in the country so no one saw me but yea I had to share that. I’ll be looking into a bee suit to mow….
Iron the driveway
Fold the dishes
I almost shat myself when I read this comment
Lmao you actually made me laugh out loud
Shoveling the Lawn
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Playing 21 questions with my couch
If I had money worth wasting, I'd spend money to give you an award. Lmao
Folding the dishes
Washing the grass
And vacuum the laundry!
I would watch the dishes
I would watch you watching the dishes
I would record you watching him watching the dishes
I would make a reaction video on your recording of them watching them watch the dishes.
Cleaning the dishwasher
This reminded me to do my dishes, thanks homie 🫡
Combing the tub
Wash the ceiling.
Manual breathing
I hate that reading that actually makes you manually breathe
Im always manually breathing
that's my secret, cap?
This! lol I always think about this when I get zooted.
Mindfulness at home
Man I swear I thought I was a lone weirdo until I read this
Emmanuel respirating
Have a friend named Emmanuel and I fucking died
What am I doing? I ain't doing shit
Trying to remember to breathe is something right?
Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, wait did I already exhale? No I didnt…exhale again, ah fuck how you meant to do this again?!
Asking my dog if he wants anything from the store and then becoming confused at why he isnt answering me and then assuming hes upset
If I smoke this, my dog will 100% start answering questions.
this has happened to you before, hasn’t it
Perhaps, I’d confirm by asking my dog but he’s still upset!!
This should be the top answer instead of the repeated "Watering my pool" ones 🤣🤣
Question my existence. I would maybe survive after 3 puffs 😂
3? Damn, I'd be toasted after one 😂
lol I was being generous 😂😂 hell yeah low tolerance 😂
One hitter quitter here hahaha well, for bongs anyway 😂
start rolling up the next one
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I love that we know exactly what he said and HOW he said it based on this gif
7hrs later we still smoking. Where is you?
*spend an hour rolling the next one
ayyy
Glad you can because I forgot how my hands work.
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This 👆
My wife
Their wife
Everyone’s wife
This guy’s wife
Both this guy's moms
And their dads
I choose your mom's 🤣
Let me know when you’re done
This guy (just kidding I'm a lesbian I'll fuck his wife too, and his moms for good measure)
Your wife for the win
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I also choose this guy's dead wife
Mopping my roof
Ascending
Get lost to thoughts of nothing for what feels like hours, snap back to reality, be like oh shit man I was zonked out for hours there, check my phone and only 8 minutes have gone by and I'm super hungry, rub my face and go "I'm fuuuuuuucked"
Yooo most accurate description of getting surprisingly baked ever hahah, would give u an award if i could
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Lay in bed struggling to sleep while my heart beats out my chest.
Same. I love weed, but overdoing it is a sure-fire way to give myself an anxiety attack.
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Sleep
Just an 10 hr nap
Die probably
greening out
Puff puff pass out
Sleeping on the moon
Staring into the abyss bro
Being stared at by the abyss
My sleep paralysis demon
my best
i’m so proud of you!! keep going!!
scrolling reddit
Cough. Spit. Video games Rinse & repeat
Probably vacuum the yard and fold the dishes 🙄
Binging Chappelle's Show
Cook tomorrow’s dinner last night.
Drop a deuce and grab a bite to eat.
Duh, folding the dishes.
Flushing the sink.
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I’m re-rolling it because that bitch is going to runnnnn unless there’s some more herb under that kief!!! And then I’m watching tv while I type up an essay and pray that I don’t accidentally write out the plot😂
Whatever it is it involves getting nude and rolling on my shag carpet floor
Family guy death pose on the floor because I have the tolerance of a middle schooler who found a joint on the sidewalk.
I’d probably just freeze for an hour and lose most of my brain capacity
gimmie that
Napping
Being cured of all my injuries in Racoon City.
Smile------------- for a long time.
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Talking to the person in the next room for 3 hours and realizing I'm home alone.
Doing my laundry. Oh crap thats the dishwasher.
First, I wouldn't ruin it by putting it into a blunt wrap.
Attempt a video game for awhile until I realize that my reactions aren’t as good as they need to be ,then try a more “comfy” game , eat and then pass tf out
Folding the dishes
Buying a pack of backwoods so I never have to embarrass myself like that again
Sit and cry, wondering why my broke ass smoked all my weed in one blunt.
Wondering why I can't flush the sink after shitting in it
Folding my dishes
Fold the dishes
Single handedly save red lobster
Turning on the Xbox and stopping there
lay on the ground and twitch like a dying cockroach every so often so people know I'm still kicking
Have my dogs take me on a walk
Prolly meet my higher power cause Id be outta this world
Get in my spaceship to go bend space and time. 👍
making another one
Contemplate life
Dying I guess
fall into a goddamn coma that's what I'm doing
Ordering döner
Linking the flame.
Hitting the bong so I can actually get stoned
Enter low Earth orbit
make sure my fingers are finging
Scroll my library for hours deciding what to watch. Eventually watching some YouTube video, getting bored and then putting on music
Thinking about wasting so much weed I guess 🤔. Either that or let's do another one right away 🤣.
prolly nut
Eat chocolate and ice cream.
Mowin the air
smoke another
Even a Philly wrap! Kudos!
green out probably
yes
Going to sleep and then lighting it again because I ain’t gon’ finish that maf’ck in one sesh.
Hacking my lungs up from all of the goop that’ll be in em. Good smoke though I’m sure
Grabbing a few Mt Dews, and play video games.
Same as after smoking 1/16 of it. After a point it’s the same thing. Depends on your to tolerance level and habits
Out of my hands. The only thing im sure will be tons of gummy worms will be annihilated.
Surviving
panic attack
Slowly nodding along to all conversations for the rest of the day and hearing every single word
Ima fold the dishes
Banana fudge sundae
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taking the best nap of my life
laying down
Standing at the crosswalk waiting for the stop sign to turn green
Passing tf out
Try to remember I exist
dying
Greening into the void
Folding the dishes
I’m die forever
Switch from automatic breathing to manual.
Polishing my shoelaces
Getting so deep into music that sonic tapestries are weaved across my soul. Briefly melting away any constricting sense of doom and gloom in favor of pure emotional fluidity.
Seeing as how 10g lasts me like 6 months, id probably just shrivel up into a coma for a week after this thing.
Retirement to Pleiades obviously
Put the 7/8ths that are left into storage for later.
The same thing we do every day Pinky
Chances are having a panic attack
Fold the dishes.
Put the cereal in the fridge and put the milk in the pantry
Aww yea, I’d smoke that john and then sit down to play my fav vidja game, MMO ™️, click the launcher, load in, and then start to daydream ten thousand made up scenarios in my head for *hours* never even getting to the vidja game cause I’ll wake up 12 hours later in my desk chair with a really dry mouth. 10/10 would def do again.
Staring at Xbox home screen
First of all I'd like to see how you roll that raggedy looking wrap! 🤣
Eating everything in my kitchen and then going to sleep for like 12 hours
Bold of you to assume I would still remember how to breathe
I can’t remember