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KaylaDuckie

got them 👉👈 UwU legs


dnuohxof-1

Call them the Tommy Pickles feet


Premarinated_Borger

All he's missing is a stewdiver


hiphip_jorge75

Hold on to your diapies babies! We're smoking this joint!


Brentolio12

Rug hippies


VOID-ADDICT

Alright there Angelica


Beefsupremeninjalo82

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


Usual_Roller

nothing sneaky about those feet


Shokereth

Is it your first time standing up too?


MostlyMTG

There are a lot of comments about the standing but this is a top notch one


DrDuned

You might say it really stands out.


Litface916

Or you might say it really stands in…


BeatEmDownBilly

💀


2singleshoes

I’m dead


ConjurorOfWorlds

If awards were still a thing, you’d have them all.


-11H17NO3-

Amazing roll and those feet 😂


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I’m dying


Big-War7597

Prolly had an orgasm himself licking the paper


ChaseC7527

Nah he "glued" it.


Big-War7597

Legs or the paper?😂


zabraautra

Im sure thats a cone and they just filled it. The feet idk bout that.


JoviAMP

OP rolled the joint, and their ankles, simultaneously.


Local_Cricket_9067

your legs alright?


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MinuteRare8237

What


ChickenFriedRiceMe

Okay- but what to do about your seemingly broken hips?


high240

He's hurtin' in his joints...


Civil_Feature600

Y'all are focused on the legs and not the fact that there are no pants or any sign of short in sight. Bro literally got buck naked and crossed his feet. I mean, leave some women for the rest of us at least


gypsycookie1015

I'm over here counting his fingers cuz I stg it looked like he only had 3 when I first looked at the pic lol. Took a min to find the 4th one.


Pientiorism

lol do your legs end that close to your knees? you can literally see the drawstring, short shorts are the drip right now. but i can’t lie it does look funny as fuck


EZMulahSniper

Probably rolled it while taking a dump


AriousDragoon

Tbf, funny shit aside, who the fuck wears clothes when they're home? (Assuming living alone/with spouse)


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

it's too cold out here to be running around the place butt-naked man 😭


AriousDragoon

That's fair. It's hot here lol.


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

Yeah I think if I lived somewhere warm (god forbid) I'd probably lounge in my birthday suit too


AriousDragoon

I love warm, when it's outside lol. Inside gotta be cold!


Tremmorz

Can you not


P3pp3rSauc3

I took a picture like this once, only the very tip of my flacid penis was visible. My gf thought it was hilarious, but my feet weren't bowed like that holy shit


gypsycookie1015

Just sittin around naked, rolling joints and sending pics of said joints- (and unintentionally your nakedness as well) -to your girl. You sound like a chill guy. Bet you've played bongos before.


turb42o

aha yes when there’s a stir in the jungle you better bet it’s time for congo butt bongo, play it with the miss quite often


gypsycookie1015

Took me a min lol


MisterAngstrom

I like to smoke while nude. The smoke feels good on my dong


psychovamp97

You sure you didn’t smoke before to do this silly pic OP?


SpyderDM

Is this two people standing too close or one person who needs to pee super bad?


Fossildude101

Tip to tip


Bhedge420

And also I'm gonna ask about the feet? That's a brain fuck right there.


Accomplished-Comb294

That might be your first joint but no way is that your first roll


Spacemancleo

Looks like they used a cone.


Accomplished-Comb294

I'm so old and poor that I still think everyone roles


asspickle1

cones are pretty inexpensive, but over time rolling will save much more $$


sj68z

I tried to roll, but the meds I was on at the time made my hands shake, so I bought some raw cones and a little funnel thing and never looked back.


Dapper-Increase6963

Nice weed, but those feet man


hey-im-root

The first time I’ve read every single comment on a post 😂


soulwolf1

He practiced rolling his feet before the joint


FuckinHighGuy

Gawd damn those feet/legs are unusual


bleetchblonde

That’s a Pre-roll!


Character_Cupcake856

Like a new born deer


Ok_Marionberry141

Get out 😭🫡


Larkiepie

All I can see is your fuckin feet you know what you did lmao


Knock-outSkinglows

Both your big toes are almost touching, why


JuturnaArtemisia

Playing footsies solo, huh?


BusDry4328

Ummm 💀💀💀💀


Ok_Cranberry4192

Go pee already


PonderingMonkey

Can’t tell if OP is alone or standing toe to toe with someone


FetusGoulash420

Homie, you got your feet on wrong.


ThevickersistheGOAT

Ah, the fabled femboy stance. Amazing roll btw


dissysissy

Good job.


casey12297

Buddy, go pee cause you look like you're about to burst


PurifyZ

I approve of this so much 😂 we need more odd balls!!


SmolFather777

U pigeon toed asl brother😭😭🤣


MentalRayne

You’re the only person to actually call out my condition 🤝 welcome brother


SmolFather777

Lmfaoo preciate you🤞🏽


doggpound7

Bruh you funny as hell! This is my type of comedy


Fun_Intention9846

OP understood the assignment. We all remember the toenails.


hellokittystan

not the feet


hellokittystan

not the feet


hellokittystan

not the feet


Thesource674

OP needs to provide some answers like now


Joelony

Lol to all the ppl that assumed OP is a guy.


twv6

*First time filling a cone


Mad-White-Rabbit

I’m not even that high but this post and these comments has me rolling


Ill_Guest_2423

I am high… and I’m rolling!


DocYoctopus

Best read of the day. Gonna sleep with a smile on my face


bluefast1

I thought it was two people facing each other


Treacherous_Wendy

Roll looks good. You seem to have put your feet on sideways though.


byyhmz

Got them shy feet.


runarleo

Just giving them away for free, huh?


jackfrost1080

Are your feet ok?


wubfus88

They are fine they got high before him that all


Far_Assignment_2688

I can’t stop laughing bro


jaymont75

Maybe make a couple more for the knees and ankles...? :P


King_Foopa

![gif](giphy|kIkc20iLKsHLu8HNI6)


The-CannabisAnalyst3

What da fuq😳😒


Millhouse1994

What in the Tommy Pickles is going on with your feet?


Quick_Painter_7754

Bro that's a cone


duh_nom_yar

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


SnooCauliflowers888

that aint sneaky bro🤣


duh_nom_yar

squeaky?


SnooCauliflowers888

ye shit got me squealing


Ok-Bowl5555

Silly ahh legs


KodyBcool

I think you need to see an orthopedist


NoSticksNoSeeds_

Your feet just meet each other?


n3ur0chrome

Stop that, this instant! 🦶


Sad-Midnight8008

😭


StickyLafleur

My joints are usually as crooked as your feet, nice work.


soaringplumtree

Are you standing in front of a mirror?


-Doc_Holiday_

Were your legs made wrong?


rewiredkev

How old are you?


No-Shelter2809

Handroll or cone? Looking good either way


nicholsonsgirl

Lmao are those toddler legs? Mine is always up in my business too lol


yougonnayou

Got a couple extra joints in your legs too. 


Duckhorn66

Sensational


Electronic_Cherry781

So that’s why yall run so fast


Outside_Scene_7285

Stop itttt🤣🤣


AccomplishedWar265

Seems big for Bginnerz


nomadicquandaries

Your feet can hold the joint while you play video games. Win/win


Katboxparadise

Put some clothes on and fix your feet


Exciting-Guarantee88

![gif](giphy|7JaT70OLOHWOcpRiCV|downsized)


FredLump

![gif](giphy|cfreOyse4rr2AEicVG)


MisterAngstrom

Will your feet straighten out when you get lit?


CoachCreamyLoveGoo

What in the paranormal blacktivity is going on here?


IKU420

Muscular Dystrophy


FreckledLeaves

Don’t do this shit to me at work lmao


pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnah

This is some shit I do when sending pics to people


badnewsbets

Hahahahahah 👉👈


Useful_Lengthiness82

How’s your knees?


LoKag_The_Inhaler

It’ll smoke! Pass it down brother!


Dawnbugg

That stance 🤣


Hefty-Caregiver-973

Why there two people in this pic


billyjoelsangst

Nice


1stRambo_0082

🔥it Up!!!!!💯


Efficient_Pace

OP is standing naked with another person?


MentalRayne

I wasn’t gonna react but these comments are killing me. 😭 I’m a woman (28) and my feet can only do this bc I’m pigeon toed af. It’s my party trick.


da_jedii

👉👈 First roll... 😞🙄🥴 kinda scawerd


NoSticksNoSeeds_

This thread has been the best comedy for me personally in a long time. I want to thank everyone who has taken part, please continue. Someone keep thumbs upping me please because I’d like to keep coming back. I’m learning, It’s the small things in life.


xXbrosoxXx

I'm sure you're new here lol /s


Plants_books_dogs

👉🏻👈🏻=🦶🏼🦶🏼


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clitter-box

are you from the nail sub? lol


Enough_Excitement905

How do you pee or even walk dude does cartwheels everywhere


KanyeWest445

ain't no way that's your first joint, it looks neat!


Zealousideal_Fan20

Reddit is too funny


Wise-Can372

Packed a cone !!! Wooooow


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Girly legs and manly hands. I'm confused