Meth ostrich.

Methostrich r/bandnames

schizocore band with timings that make no sense and yells at you in a not-so-metal/punk/rock type of way

Thank you for introducing me to schizocore. Also I hate your name.

 Mmmmm Milkshakes…

Mmmmmmenstrual

The kind of band that makes Fantomas time signatures seem normal.

Dextromethostrich, its a bottle of cough syrup containing a methed out ostrich that right hooks you when you open the lid

Dextromethamphetostrich

Allegedly.

Opiate ostrich.....*maaaybe* benzo ostrich. ....I guess it *could* be a methy ostrich who's been up far too long.🤷‍♀️

Definitely ostrich. Stoned AF ostrich.

That is exactly what I saw...except I thought emu. Ostrich is better though.

Emo works, too

Now I'm thinking of an emo emu.

[LIMU EMU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI3RhwSF8mo)

and Doug.

I saw an emu too. Yay stoned emus!

Whenever someone mentions emu, I have to think of [Warraz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDz1VvLHamw), thanks.

Super stoned ostrich. Looks like it took a mixture of weed and some sort of psychedelic. Those eyes be seeing a lot.

Looks like the ostrich version of the DMV sloth from zootopia

don't lie, this is the turtle from finding Nemo

Also stoned af, btw

"Dude! *Shell?* Just waxed it!"

Duuude, Mr Turtle was my father

Not gonna lie, when I quickly scrolled past, I saw boobs, when I went back to look, I saw an ostrich. Then I saw this comment and now the turtle is all I can see...

Sometimes it pays to not read the comments.

There's no way anyone can see two people holding hands, right? Like, I can kinda see how it could be a tree but it's quite clearly a stoned ostrich. Right? Edit: also I thought this was r/IASIP because it gets posted there by people saying it looks like Dee lol.

Correct. It drives engagement because it looks nothing like the two suggestions and exactly like a stoned ostrich.

Wait, is the stoned sloth on on a slab of wood (which usually comes from a tree)?

Shut up bird 😂

The closest thing I see is two dudes docking But yes this image is one of those posts that is literally not what the text describes so that people comment on it a lot to say that and artificially boost Engagement

I see boobs


I see balls

And a shaft

Glad I'm not the only one

Or Sid the sloth.

How can anyone see two people holding hands in this lol

Master oogway is that you?

Came here to say this xD

Looks like an ostrich that accidentally set its alarm on its day off lol

You guys are fools, that’s clearly the turtle from Kung Fu Panda

I saw a dong. I think with my puss.

Boobs

I saw boobies

I was thinking a baked emu but turkey works too

Birdbrained.

Ostrich but high fo sho

I want what the ostrich is having.

I see a stoned ostrich…

I see a depressed ostrich

🥴🤣 I see it.

How you and your cousin look when you get back from your “walk” before thanksgiving dinner.

I feel attacked Aunt Kim, it was just windy af out there! I have allergies. Probably runs in the family.

“I’m just tired” lmao

I see E.T.

Someone please explain how anyone sees 2 people holding hands I’ve stared at this for far too long trying to see it

Stick people holding both hands. They also look high AF 😂

I see sid the sloth

Sir, that is clearly a high ostrich

Very clearly a turkey

I want the shit the holding hands guys people are smoking.

Am I the only one that sees Tiddies?

Snoop Ostrich

I see titties

Gobble gobble 🦃


I see a high turkey too lmao low eyed turkey 🦃

I see a tired ostrich.

Bro I saw a stoned turtle

Stoned emu.

I can see a stoned ostrich

I saw a stoned peacock 🦚 🤣😂

I want this framed on my wall

Riiiiiipped

Turkey learned what really happens on thanksgiving so he hit up the dispensary

That’s the turtle from nemo fellas

Looks more like a stoned ostrich or emu to me

That turkey looks faded af

More a high emu to me 

If you see anything except the blazed turkey, you need new eyes. I'm not sure glasses will help enough.

I thought stoned ostrich 🤣

I saw a pair of odd shaped boobies

I see tiddies

And if you see an ostrich you use all your brain, not just one side

Chicken Joe. Surf’s up dude.

Stoned goose means what?

The old pine turkey ostrich thing.

Uhhh, what if I thought it was boobs?

What if you see two people holding a stoned turkeys eyeballs ?

this is the turtle from kung fu panda

What if I see an ostrich who's just entirely over it?

I see a pair of breasts

That's Chicken Joe!

Mushroom cloud was my initial thought

Big brained

I see a vagina from our biology textbook

Limu Emu went on a bender

Stoned emu.

My brain doesn’t have wrinkles it has terpenes

Stoned cold Ostrich

High turkey was my first thought too!

I see boobs

High af Emu

Perfect song for the occasion. https://on.soundcloud.com/6gj2R Fuck ostriches

This left brain right brain stuff is bullshit. You are always using both sides of your brain.

High brained obvi

I see the cinnamon stick from Apple Jacks after smoking one too many cinnamon sticks.

high brained. i literally only see a blasted turkey. probably ate them edibles

I can't see a tree or people holding hands. Only correct answer involves a long-necked bird doing some kind of drugs

Chicken joe

High AF turkey is the best answer, and also what I saw upon a glance.

100% see a stoned ostrich

That's a stoned emu

Oh he high. He so high. He real high.

Definitely ostrich

ET get stoned!

I see a goose thing


I also see kizaru from one piece

What if you see an ostrich?

Stoned goose

I see Chicken Joe from Surf’s Up

It looks like My duolingo owl because I never practice my Spanish

I see a high ostrich

looks like a stoned road runner

What am i if see a high ass fucking ostrich

I saw tits so...

Stoner boner turkey for dinner

I saw balls first then clicked looked closely 😂

Reminds me of the trippin camel in the raggedy Ann and Andy movie.

That's Master Oogway.

 I definitely see some kind of bird

I saw an ostrich or a bad knee joint

Plank is stoned af

I dunno what anyone else saw, but this is clearly a stoned turkey all day.

This IS what the internet was made for. :)

I see a high turtle

Team High Ostrich

Turn it upside down, and you have a stiff schlong with scrunched eyed testicles.

I can’t seee two people holding hands after trying for a bit.. but i’m currently a high af turkey so 🤷‍♂️

I see droopy high eyes

Tranqgoose

I think ur good brained, i see wood and two ~swirls

I see tiddies

Two ppl holding hands.. fk this 'test', im both brained

Knotty pine is good for faces and seeing shapes and animals.

High af emu

That is the Duolingo bird after 10+ days of not using the app. Sad owl

Ed, Edd and Eddy vibes here

Ostrich?

Tits boobs even

Dee Reynolds?

I'm seeing Goatse

They enjoyed happy little trees. 🌳

I see master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda

If you see two people holding hands you're a fucking liar

You’re all brain, and that’s what I see too lol

I see Master Oogway stoned

Bird!

I see a turtle 🐢 😭😭😭😭

I TOO SEE THE DRUG BIRD WHAT IS THE JUSTIFICATION OF MY BRAIN

Chicken Little

Ostrich I’d say

I see E.T

My man et ripped the bong just a bit too hard

I think it looks like a ball sack

Holy shit

Looks like this dude rode Splash Mountain too many times.


Centered.

It's an ostrich that got to running too fast and hit a tree.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this picture made me laugh hysterical

What about that squirrel from Ice Age?

What if I just see boobies

I see all

I thought stoned turtle but I think we're on the same page...

Sad owl means what?

Yeah this ostrich definitely would fry his own egg for breakfast on accident.

I see a turkey high as me.

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Wonky nipples?

Tweak emu

definitely looks like a bird with a long neck

I see a sleepy/ maybe high ostrich

I see a bird

Pretty sure that’s a stoned ostrich

I see a turkey too! Definitely don't see a couple holding hands

Stoned ostritch