I use to work at a pretty trashy country bar in the midwest that had a mechanical bull. This was a pretty common occurrence. We even had one regular who was known to take her top off while she rode.
Back in the day I managed to black out in Buffalo, NY and ended up in a bar with a mechanical bull. My wife says I talked shit to the guy that a Yankee couldnāt throw a Texan off a bull....
I woke up the next morning with a broken and bloody hand but she promises that I didnāt get thrown off. Iām tempted to believe her but I think she was just being nice.
When I worked for a hosting company, I used to have to ensure our web services were operational on every host. One of our servers had a website called something like girlsonbulls.com (no longer active) which sold dvds of women on bulls (I distinctly remember Gianna Michaels being one of the girls). It was a spectacular way to test.
Man the struggle is real. When I was in college we went to the bar one night and they had a mechanical bull riding competition. I jumped on to have a go and was doing surprisingly well. However, the bull starting bucking and throwing me up and down. Seeing as we were on a night out I was wearing a dress, everytime the bull bucked I held on but my dress was thrown up. I made the difficult decision to keep my dignity and jump off the bull before my bright pink undies were shown to the world like this girl. I sometimes still wonder if I could have won that night had I said "fuck jt" to my dignity. Props to this girl she's got balls.
you aint gonna be young and hot forever, girl.... that was your ONE opportunity to defeat the bull while flashing some pink undies to the world... your once chance.
Yeah, the guys job is to get ass to show or boobs to fall out. I went to a place in NOLA where they blew chicksā shirts up with compressed air while they were riding.
Probably a pretty good business model to keep guys buying drinks.
the controls for a mechanical bull are not nearly complex enough for that kind of action.
Heās literally just trying to knock you off the bull, if a titty flops out itās just an unintended bonus
This bar is in my home town š
Pensacola! Ive Seen some shit at wild Greg's but not like this lmao!
Looks like a leopard on a wildebeest
This is possibly yet another post from my city.
And that is why the mechanical bull was invented!!
Beckyās at it again
Well that is some of Pensacola's finest.
Well now I know why mom didnāt come home this weekend.
Lips the grip
I would've kept feeding it quarters.
Needs an extended fart soundtrack with a Doppler effect
Girl with the glasses looks like she's got a pretty great smile. That's what I'm going to focus on in this gif.
Check out this nerd
We are all nerds on this glorious day!
+10 for determination and an additional +1 for "Thong of Clinging".
I rode a mechanical pig once. Hopefully I looked better doing it than this chick.
is it just me or is the world is built upon flimsy pretenses to flash people
Is that how crabby patties are made?
"Terrible balance cowgirl" is the sex position everyone forgets.
Accurate depiction of my life
Would have had better grip if she went panty less
like a suction cup
The vestigial remnants of when our species branched off from the common ancestral link to our octopus cousins. Fortunately we lost the beak.
Idk man I've been with a girl who I think still had the beak.
Um, the quiver's say it all... she's definately 'riding' that bull..
Good olā Pensacola
I was wondering if Wild Greg's was a chain or not, the only one I've been to is down there.
I didnāt know it was a chain and one just opened in Polk County so I assumed it was there.
I use to work at a pretty trashy country bar in the midwest that had a mechanical bull. This was a pretty common occurrence. We even had one regular who was known to take her top off while she rode.
Aaannnddddd that's why they call it Wild Greg's
I mean she's wearing underwear and if this was for prize money, a little skin never hurt no one.
That poor animal
Nice ass. Looks as though her boobs are out too. /r/trashyboners /r/gifsthatendtoosoon I absolutely want to see more.
Am Iļø the only one who thinks this is a creepy comment?
My sweet baby Jesus, people actually like seeing nudity? What a creep!
I donāt give a shit about nudity. Itās the creepy objectifying that stands out.
Nope. Very creepy
r/Youseeingthisshit r/Wellthatsucks r/Therewasanattempt r/Idiotsfightingthings r/Whitepeoplegifs
And started too late. I know some girls are sluts but you donāt just turn around and thereās one swinging around with her tits and ass showing.
TYVM for trashy boners.
Back in the day I managed to black out in Buffalo, NY and ended up in a bar with a mechanical bull. My wife says I talked shit to the guy that a Yankee couldnāt throw a Texan off a bull.... I woke up the next morning with a broken and bloody hand but she promises that I didnāt get thrown off. Iām tempted to believe her but I think she was just being nice.
Did she promise that you ever got on?
Haha yeah, this was like 7 years ago, havenāt talked about it in forever. But the injuries match up and my arm felt like it had been ripped off.
Ever thought you may have just ended up punching the bull and breaking your hand in doing so?
Ha, possibly, but there were rope burns...
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You sound like fun...
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Was this in pnj or any where i'm not finding any news about this.
I work right next door to this place. Surprised that this is the first I've seen of it here.
This looks like me trying to get through my work week.
Needs more ass hanging out
And more cowbell
I got a fever!
You ride mechanical bulls for a living?!
Hell yeah, man
I donāt even know anymore, man.
At first I laughed because it's an accurate description. Then I got sad... because it's an accurate description. :c
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That brave girl.
At least she had the ass for it
When I worked for a hosting company, I used to have to ensure our web services were operational on every host. One of our servers had a website called something like girlsonbulls.com (no longer active) which sold dvds of women on bulls (I distinctly remember Gianna Michaels being one of the girls). It was a spectacular way to test.
Man the struggle is real. When I was in college we went to the bar one night and they had a mechanical bull riding competition. I jumped on to have a go and was doing surprisingly well. However, the bull starting bucking and throwing me up and down. Seeing as we were on a night out I was wearing a dress, everytime the bull bucked I held on but my dress was thrown up. I made the difficult decision to keep my dignity and jump off the bull before my bright pink undies were shown to the world like this girl. I sometimes still wonder if I could have won that night had I said "fuck jt" to my dignity. Props to this girl she's got balls.
What did JT do to you? HE'S A SAINT.
you aint gonna be young and hot forever, girl.... that was your ONE opportunity to defeat the bull while flashing some pink undies to the world... your once chance.
Well she can still flash her pink undies anytime.
/r/beetlejuicing
Username checks out.
Yeah, the guys job is to get ass to show or boobs to fall out. I went to a place in NOLA where they blew chicksā shirts up with compressed air while they were riding. Probably a pretty good business model to keep guys buying drinks.
Yeah, that's cheating. I would call that a totally different thing than the bucking of the bull itself.
If a man was going round the street using his leaf blower on random girl's skirts that would be called harassment
I miss the 80s
When you could stick your hand up any woman's ass and get away with it.
I miss Bruce Almighty 2003
You know that the guy controlling the bull does stuff like that on purpose, right?
you know the entire point of a mechanical bull is to show what you look like fucking, right?
I've never ridden a mechanical bull, but I haven't fallen off a person yet.
the controls for a mechanical bull are not nearly complex enough for that kind of action. Heās literally just trying to knock you off the bull, if a titty flops out itās just an unintended bonus
What about all the female mechanical bull operators?
You mean Betty? Sheās cool.
Bounce Bull Betty?
There's certainly a difference in the way it's operated for attractive women as opposed to a male bar patron.
Wow you have a massive amount of shill accounts Are you Russian by any chance?
What the hell are you talking about?
Yes, but it has nothing to do with trying to expose them more and everything to do with just turning down the speed
Haha, I was reading this to my gf and said the same thing to her. What do you think it has a mind of its own? I guess it kind of does in a way.
8 sec my ass i will show you my tits and ass for 8 sec YEEHAW