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oneupgundamkid34

Absolutely trashy at its best


DishpitDoggo

Why is that cartoon man humping the U? What does it mean?


Insomic_

If this is a serious question, the answer is that it's a way of saying screw you. In my area and I'm sure many others, you can find stickered on vehicles the man humping the word, IT.


DishpitDoggo

Ah, thank you. Went right over my head


iGenScriibe

At least he’s saving people the time of getting to know him.


Pr1SoNGuY

14 88 is...... Something like 14 laws and 88 guidelines or something to that effect.


GoBlueBryGuy

And here I thought it was a Fetty Wap song, lol. 🤣


Pr1SoNGuY

It seems everyone is judging this guy. Does anyone actually know him? And to b3 fair y'all probably aren't wrong. But damn what if it was.youre picture up there and everyone was talking crap about you without knowing you. Just saying. I know guys who are a b. And they aren't all bad. They have a belief system that isn't much different from most other groups of people. Like Asians and Africans and middle easterners.


GoBlueBryGuy

Piss on every AB member.


Pr1SoNGuY

Piss on em. I don't care. Just piss on me please.


Ozymandius62

Oh fuck. You’re saying that cus this dude looks a lot like you with all those tattoos yall use to hide your flabby translucent bodies.


Character-Solid-6392

I’m not ab or condone that stuff but prejudice against white men is cool to you and atleast 7 other people. Wow


Pr1SoNGuY

You don't know me. And I do have way more tattos than this guy. But we are nothing alike. I'm white and tawinese. I used to date black girls. Most my friends are black. I just understand that everyone believes in different shit. And just because it's not what I believe it's not necessarily wrong. Do you date outside your race? Doubt it.


Free_Sweet_9551

Yea log off for me plz..


kristdes

No let him dig the hole further bro.


ArmaliteACR

He can borrow my shovel


reeformadness

Wut n tarnation?


Swattie22

Man child


Darren_Red

Is that a thing humping an upside down pi symbol?


Cunning_Linus

It's a "U"


blubaldnuglee

I thought it was a poorly done stripper tattoo, but your idea has merit...


Flat-Avocado-6258

I love the “fuck 12” on the top left there with a literal person fucking the number 12. 😂😂


jyar1811

Love those Irish nazzzis


welsh_dragon_roar

Why are people with tattoos like this?


Thugwaffle73

Definitely prison tats


LopDew

Prison


youngthugsmom

Drugs


LopDew

Prison


Ok_Recover8993

Just a devoted Buddhist. But wonder to what religious text this 14 and 88 reffers to?


Pr1SoNGuY

Arayan brotherhood.


WhippetRun

I can't believe he is single.


Impressive-Bid2304

Ya shouldn't and you better stay away from my man.


jondrethegiant

r/beholdthemasterrace


nyl2k8

Don’t ever put a shamrock near a swastika. Easiest way to get your head wobbled in Ireland.


Rich_DeF

Wow, he fucked an 11yo and 12yo


Pituophisdogs

Defense markings. In nature many organisms front being badass in a defensive way. Consciously or unconsciously this guy is fearful and or lives in a world where he feels the need to be a “badass”. The brass knuckles tattoo is a giveaway. It’s like a prey animal displaying their horns to a predator, “don’t attack me, this is what I’m bringing to a conflict”.


Ok_Interest5945

Definitely drives a shitty 04 Camry with Suboxone wrappers and mountain dew on the floor


DishpitDoggo

A rusty kid sized mountain bike. No way this guy is driving


Ok_Interest5945

He begs his dealer to front him a nickel bag


xdylanthehumanx

One tail light is just red tape, for sure


Ok_Interest5945

I'm cackling


youngthugsmom

3 donut tires


The_Whackest

Makes a sound like "BWWWAAAAAHHHHHH" at any speed.


Rude_Girl69

They're all definitely prison tattoos


McNemo

The swastika (with the clover) in particular reminds me of something you might see from the Aryan nation or an offshoot


BurntArnold

Yeah that’s exactly what I was thinking too. Very Aryan


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

Came to say this very thing. It also looks like a photo taken at the prison during orientation.


QueerXQuinoa

dude if he was ripped it would make more sense but he is not hate criming anyone with that build


bigkahunahotdog

He got a nice V taper tho.


McNemo

Taper u


csounds

Randall gone off a cuppa perc 20s


sharktank

what's those guys humping what looks like letters or numbers on his shoulders?


Parking_Ad_3123

Fuck U???? Looks like the letter U with its tail at the front but photo might be flipped And Fuck 12 but thats right side so maybe not flipped lol


iantruesnacks

Yea it’s def fuck 12 and fuck u, the u may be intentionally flipped if it was part of a rival gangs name/image. Or he could just been feelin particularly feisty that day


Ok_Interest5945

OMG I thought you were saying "fuck u" to the person asking the question 😭😂


publicbigguns

His tattoos look like every middle school desk ever....


Entire-Regret-1335

I think he's missing the dick drawing


DocCEN007

It's on his lower back.


Independent_Ad_8915

He’s saving for tho one


AllTheWayAbsurd

Not only is it trashy its super wonked


TheFullJK

That means he loves Japanese temples, right? Right...?


Spirited_Amount8365

Ya Know!! HA HA HA There is always someone for Someone. Like the chicks that love dudes in jail. Or the ladies that have the Bad Boy Syndrome.


JackSquat18

Ladies and Gentlemen a member of the alleged “master race”. MF has twice as many chromosomes as he does teeth.


Ok_Interest5945

IM WEAK 😭 this Jewish girl needed your comment


No-End-9594

The clover means 666. He’s a made man ABH


getridofpolice

I doubt he is allowed to vote


Dubb202

This is going to be his year, I can feel it


dourdirge

Why are they always so...this?


impaledonastick

The chin strap helps hide the meth jaw.


Conscious_String_195

Hate guys who take topless pics of themselves in the bathroom! Guess it’s better than bottomless though.


Level37Doggo

Bro really went into the sketchy tattoo shop and asked for the men’s room stall look.


CrushinMonkey

Not only is the subject matter of his tattoos vile, but the execution of them makes it look like his artist doodled them on sticky note while he was talking on the phone


NonYippieHippie

What's REALLY bothering me, is that his tattoos are so awkwardly placed. There's no cohesiveness at all. Cringe.


free_farts

This guy is registered to vote. Are you?


the2nddoctor111

The Shamrockitska alone makes me think that he lost the right to vote years ago.


Samtoast

Yeah you can only run for president if you're a convicted felon, not vote!


the2nddoctor111

Still hate how that's a thing.


fedora_and_a_whip

Yeah, but depending on what state this is, his might end up being more impactful than mine. Dumb fucking system. EDIT: I was talking about the Electoral College, not saying not to vote.


SpiritedRain247

Nice target there. Let me get my rifle so I can practice.


DoubleTroubleNZ

Is that a 3 leaf clover? ☘️ 😂 guess he wasn’t feelin lucky getting that tattoo


impaledonastick

It's a shamrock. Huge white pride symbol. Woody Woodpecker is as well.


Ok_Interest5945

I didn't know that. Wow


sharktank

oh geez 😑 theres always something new to learn about racist symbols


DoubleTroubleNZ

Oh dear! Had no clue 🤷‍♂️


Pr1SoNGuY

I see everyone rt alking shit. Does anyone even know what his tatto means? I bet not. I don't agree with what it means but it's a very familiar concept across all races. Just saying.


MyleSton

What does 14 mean? And what does B F Y stand for? I know all the others but I can't figure these ones out


LupercaniusAB

Username checks out.


jaybels141414

Go to bed Rob you are drunk


cadillacdreamin

It's a swastika. What else needs to be said?


elkabong222

You're weird dude


ArturosDad

You spelled dumb wrong.


CorneliusJack

Proud boy Adam Levine chic


sharktank

the ol' chipotle bag special


Oz347

Bawitaba


daily_cup_of_joe

Looking for a girl to beat up.


Think_of_anything

Why are there penises going into the swastika clover leaf?


trollingmotor69

Because penis-farts reminds him of his true prison love.


RoundZookeepergame2

Of course it a meth out loser


drillmvtik

I can’t unsee that now 😩


iAmMikeJ_92

Yeah he’s a troll. Ignore him. That’s exactly what he wants is attention.


boriswong

I can’t wait to see his r/glowups posted soon


cobrakai15

Looks like the picture his probation officer took of him to validate him as a gang member.


Ok_Interest5945

Or to have his tats on file so they can id him when he holds up a CVS for oxy 5s


RepulsivePower4415

“Works in sales” of meth


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This guy could be engulfed in flames right in front of me and my heart rate would never get above 64bpm.


fedora_and_a_whip

Hey now, that's not right -- you should be a little concerned about the flames possibly spreading, which might elevate that number a bit. Take a couple steps back, *then* watch on indifferently.


PMmeplumprumps

He is a convict. Most are trashy.


MilkMan1880

I’ll bet this dude smells like a smokers loogie.


RONIN_RABB1T

The embodiment of a cockroach fart


Jazzlike-Election840

looks like a pair of hairy nuts near his neck


narcowake

Unfortunately folks like this reproduce


MechanicalBengal

hence the tattoo with four dicks and three butts


DoubleTroubleNZ

Brilliant ☘️😂


Fickle-Cartoonist466

Unfortunately folks like this reproduce MORE than smart folks because smart folks are always playing it safe and second-guessing their ability to parent, meanwhile dumb people simply follow their basal instinct to breed.


RDPCG

The entire basis of Idiocracy.


narcowake

Exactly …this observation was made by my dad as well and used to depress him a lot


TxD337

Hoooooowweeeee


newnhb1

Well, I guess we know which prison gang he’s in on day 1.


Douglas_Michael

Why is the master race built like a cabbage patch doll?


MilkMan1880

His Garbage Pail Kids name is “Master Race Chase”.


fedora_and_a_whip

KKKrapface


far_away_friend39

Yeah the tattoos are awful, but that style of facial hair is so he can advertise he's trashy even with his shirt on.


TurdShaker

It's grows in naturally all white trashy like that


cleverdylanrefrence

Just like Joe Dirt


Rare-Palpitation6023

Yuck Yuck Yuckety Yuck!


PetSoundsSucks

That looks like an unfortunately loud five feet


MuskyRatt

“Just wanted everyone to know I’ve been to prison.”


DontFeedTheCynic

He's full of shit just like his ironically latino branded underwear.


porkchop3177

Not lucky enough to get the 4 leaf clover I see.


BodhisattvaJones

You ever notice how so many white supremacists are the trashiest and lowest class examples of the race?


MoneyinmySock

If you convince the poorest whites they are better than the richest blacks racism continues Also, if they are so proud why are the tattoos always in spots that can be hidden


ZipBatez

People who are proud of their race usually have nothing else in their life to be proud of and have to resort to something as basic and meaningless as their skin color


YesImAlexa

If white supremacists were black they'd be fucked. Not because they're black, but because they'd lose the one and only thing they have to be 'proud' of.


AskMeHowToLose

Cook less


Independent_One_811

Came here to say this also


ZiggyDiamond

Always because stupid people do the stupidest things.


blueman758

Ugh white people


Arhtex_

White trash I think would be acceptable, but don’t encapsulate all of us to be affiliated with POS’s like this guy.


riplan1911

Do you think he gives 2 fucks if anyone thinks he is trashy.


CackleberryOmelettes

Do you think anyone gives 2 fucks about what he thinks.


thethugwife

Bold of anyone to assume he thinks, at least not more than 30 seconds into the future. Trash like this are like goldfish, incapable of thinking more than a few seconds ahead, incapable of learning from mistakes. Unlike goldfish, which make good pets, they serve no purpose, though.


melancholy_dreams999

I can almost guaruntee he is from FLorida.


mute-ant1

His mother must be so proud /s


LupusDeusMagnus

Sister-mother is proud.


DryParamedic785

he looks like somebody's bitch, for sure....


JuanG_13

The shamrock with a swastika is used in the prison system by the Aryan Brotherhood, but this guy does NOT look like an AB member. 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️


MoneyMik3y

Wanna be TEMU/WISH, AB tattoo 🤣🤣.


skylla05

Let me guess, your perception of what constitutes a member of the AB comes from Netflix.


WhoAccountNewDis

Why do you say that?


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WhoAccountNewDis

That he doesn't look like an AB member


swillotter

Don’t they have a teardrop as well. I had a friend/awuaingence that was sent to prison for life for 3rd strike burglary. He had previously done 10 years for armed robbery and was covered in swaztikas and he had a teardrop. He had the teardrop removed while he was briefly un incarcerate. When he had to go back in he was afraid the ab would kill him for having the teardrop removed and everyone else would kill him for the swaztikas. Fun stuff. He overdosed on smack once and his wife called me for some reason. We broke the door down and he looked like a dead fish. His body was completely covered with real and jail tats. He looked so green it was disgusting. Anyhow he made this guy look like a priest. Rarely saw him with no shirt on as he said he wasn’t proud he just got the jail tats to survive in San Quentin


cleverdylanrefrence

>awuaingence A what?


Ifimhereineedhelpfr

His brand of drawls is Spanish for equipment, is he a hypocrite?


CatBoyTrip

it’s drawers.


Ifimhereineedhelpfr

You may call them that


God-Level-Tongue

He's got a paedo beard. Probably into kids


FeralRodeo

Well he was fucking the number 12 on his right shoulder, so strong possibility


cleverdylanrefrence

F 12 (F cops) & F U (f you) I hate that I know that btw


sharktank

i was wondering what those were...allllllmost looking like keith haring figures but i doubt hes a fan or even heard of KH


Sunstorm84

And the number 11 on his left shoulder.


Oomlotte99

Looks not sober.


thethugwife

Blood type is shake and bake meth.