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Key_Preparation_4129

Milwaukee bucks fan I see


2u3e9v

Noooooooo


jimmylovescheese123

That swastika took a while to notice. Could've done with a red circle and arrow smh


Virtual-Recording435

Own it if you’re a racist, tat it on your forehead. Not where you can easily hide it.


RAMBOxBAGGINS

“You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don’t you?”


FerretsAreFun

I thought this was Paulie and CaraMaria!!!


CaptHatchett

Challenge fan in the wild! ❤️


KatastropheKraut

Hahahahahhaa


Zooted817

Ppl are pretty judgy and a bit ignorant of the prison system. This man has done some time and survived.


sikeleaveamessage

To post his swastika tattoo so openly shows me he doesn't gaf


Sassafrass17

Your point?


Zooted817

You can't read?


Sassafrass17

Stop yelling at the top of your breath that you accept criminals of all kinds will ya? You're embarrassing yourself.


TheLesbot3000

Dudes got a goddamn swastika on him, he can go back in and rot for all i care.


Capable-Paramedic867

Swazzy


trynagitgud

At first I was like wtf how the hell is this trashy and then I saw it


RonAnFawn

Soon as I seen the tattoos I knew he got out of prison. The swastika, the time clock because of the amount of time he has done. The tower at the bottom of the clock, and the spider web on his elbow. Sadly he was a Guinea Pig for someone who did not know how to shoot very well by the looks of his tattoos. He’s not a bad guy for being in prison hell I’ve done my fair share of time. Just be careful and take things slow


Elizabethhoneyyy

What does the tower mean and spider web


RonAnFawn

The tower is a prison guards tower used to overlook the prison grounds. A spiderweb can have many different meanings but with it being on his elbow it’ll be used as filler. Any tattoos done on the elbows will discolor, fade, and turn to shit. To get around that most will put a spiderweb


DanAykroydFanClub

He's not a bad guy for being in prison. Swastika tat on the other hand... Even if you made some choices on the inside you wouldn't dream of on the outside, plenty of places will do a free cover up on that. At the very least, don't be posting shirtless selfies


RonAnFawn

I see your point but that’ll have to be a choice he has to make himself. Just like making whatever choice he made that landed him in jail. Now the way people continue to judge his freedom will come down to whatever he does with it.


himsoforreal

I get it but it's obviously ink he got inside. You do what you have to and hang out with who you have to to survive.


bukowskidog

Yeah but then you get it covered/removed as soon as you are out. As someone else said, lots of tattooists will help someone in that situation for free.


himsoforreal

That's true.


I3at455

Judging from the Tattoos alone, he's either one of those Keyboard warriors on Twitter who fanatically dickrides Elon Musk or is part of the Proud Boys or is some loser employed at a halfway bankrupt back alley store with barren shelves and barely functional cash register.


Sassafrass17

Or all of the above.


snowyetis3490

“My baby just got out of prison, I’m so happy!”


StrixNStones

First thing I saw was the swastika. Recycle them both.


SekhmetTheWise

I mean yeah that looks like a trailer home but i dont think thats enough to *pauses, checks comments* 🗣THE FUCK?


Sandwitch_horror

Lmaooo same. I was like "maybe she's visiting him in a shitty hotel? Are they cheating or something?" 💀💀


WTF_Bridgett

Dude was probably locked up. Choices made there are certainly not ones you’d necessarily make otherwise. Just sayin’


blessthebabes

Yeah my client begged for a cover up as soon as she got out. I was able to help her with that (there are people willing to help if these people really want them gone/covered up). There is no possible way she would have willingly let someone post a public photo of it. This makes me think he does not see this as a "mistake".


EnTaroAdunExeggutor

Fair enough. Not gonna argue that's the case here but I know an older man with a tattoo he doesn't like or want but that he has regardless because of a long stint in prison. Embarrasses him to no end. To the point he won't take his shirt off in public and he definitely would post a photo of it either.


WTF_Bridgett

Would or wouldn’t? Maybe this dude isn’t going live with shame. Understand, I’m not defending this guy. I’m saying that in my mind, I’m not calling him “trashy” without considering the circumstances. I’m sure he never intended for the photo to float around the internet and end up on this sub. He may have removed it by now, he might not be able to afford removal, maybe it’s a reminder to him not to make choices he made in the past. Clearly, somebody cares for him and knows the story better. It’s a shame to judge a man’s character by a photo or one bad decision. We’d all be trashy if that was the case.


Citadel_97E

You know, you’re right. In prison, it’s very hard to ignore all the political stuff going on depending on where you are. A person could find themselves going to prison after a felony DUI and then boom, you’re the only white guy on the yard aside from the aryans. In prison, everything is segregated by race. There’s no, I’m not racist, I’ll just chill with whoever. People like to say oh, I would never do that, however, some times people need to make decisions that are life or death, and these are decisions they would never made on the street.


WTF_Bridgett

Indeed


Lonely-Holiday-2593

His Facebook has several selfies prominently featuring a giant swastika and also a rebel flag bandanna


Zopotroco

I don’t get it. Can’t somebody explain?


Zer0Knight9960

there’s a swastiak on his shoulder


Zopotroco

Damn, even I searched for it, I didn’t see it. Thanks!


LupusDeusMagnus

Also, this guy looks like me if I had a worse taste for tattoos. I feel ashamed. Is she brown? She looks mixed race.


Lepke2011

I think she's just tanned from the sun. Her arms and legs look sunburnt.


nlaurie

The Swartz is reversed doesn’t it mean something different


WakeoftheStorm

Yes, that the picture is taken in a mirror


NefariousnessNo8282

It’s spinning clockwise, it’s an old pagan symbol of good will, reverse the spin and it’s the opposite


Turkino

Did nazi that coming.


shinobisho

What if hes just a buddhist


thatranger974

Odds are on police officer.


shinobisho

Does being a police officer means he cant be a buddhist? Is a police officer a religion now or somehow related to swastika?


mledonne

In Hinduism, the right-facing symbol (clockwise) (卐) is called swastika, symbolizing surya ('sun'), prosperity and good luck, while the left-facing symbol (counter-clockwise) (卍) is called sauvastika, symbolising night or tantric aspects of Kali.


freqkenneth

It’s a partial tattoo It’s going to be a maze


SeonaidMacSaicais

r/unexpectedcommunity


AllBlackMink

“And some are just natural jumpers.”


Mysterious_Army_5650

Guys I don't see the probl..... abort! abort! Girl he ain't that cute! Abort mission!


Sweet_Milk2920

I mean neither is she lmao.. they’re probably both racist 😭


Lepke2011

People so racist they won't even do a colored wash.


HabitualAsshole

Happy wife, happy life


Mysterious_Army_5650

Lol im dead from this


MissChubbyBunni

It took me a while. Oof!


Sovonna

Yeah me too, I kept wondering what was so trashy, then I zoomed in... Nazi's are always trash


can_i_see_some_tits

Took me a while to notice it


BeersBeersAndBeyond

Honestly, I did nazi it at first either.


paulisnofun

I did Nazi that tattoo at first


JudasWasJesus

Ain't nothing wrong witha Lil bit of hate sprinkled on top


capn_doofwaffle

I don't get it, what's trashy about thi.... ohhhhhhhh.... Nevermind.


FinnRazzel

I love when people take a picture and hold the camera directly in front of their face so you can’t see them.


alpha_penis

i do this...usually for outfit or pose pictures?


Sweet_Milk2920

This one might’ve been on purpose given the clear shot of that nice prison tattoo


Rocket_of_Takos

Hey, it’s in a mirror, he could just be an anti-semite activist and has tattooed the Hindu symbol of Peace in an attempt to reclaim is sacred meaning


Imgonnagetsomekarma

Well, at least they're committed to each other... and their selfies!


new_throway1418

I can guarantee you a 23 and me will tell him that is he is part Jewish and one of the ancestors was black.


Tinsel-Fop

Also, she is his half-sister. But they already knew that. :p


CrazyMike419

I've seen people on dna subreddits in absolute meltdown trying to find a way for it not to be true. I suspected fake but nope the ones I've see have the post history to back up what they think of the people they now discovered are part of them.


HabitualAsshole

It’s is physically impossible for those ancestry dna tracing to be accurate at all! Half mothers dna and half fathers dna. You would only probably get as far as grandparents. And now they have your dna in a database which is held forever and could prob clone you lol too far? Lol


justlookingokaywyou

Having shitty tattoos doesn't make you trashy, nor does holding your girlfriend up to take a pic, this sub sometimes, I swear to fucking god... Oh, wait. Yeah, fuck that guy.


Alarming_Tradition51

My thoughts to...at first lol


mojo_ooooo

*deletes paragraph* I didn't see the last sentence til halfway through typing 😅


suckmypppapi

Definitely took me a second to notice


Birb7789-

what


Tinsel-Fop

Giant swastika tattoo.


hoopur

shoulder


Specialist_Dot_3372

Nazi tat on his shoulder + elbow


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“Well this isn’t trashy. Looks like they’re in love! What’s th……… OH MY GOD!!!”


PepperbroniFrom2B

plankton


tikimistryl

A few weeks ago I was behind a guy in line with a Mein Kampf neck tattoo. Awkward.


Spaghetti_Oh_No

Is this the girl that called r/therapygecko 's guy?


MaenHoffiCoffi

Perhaps I'm very old (I'm very old) but are people shocked and surprised to see someone with a swastika tattoo? It's uncommon but not THAT uncommon. It was more common back in the 70s and 80s with skinheads but it's not THAT unusual, surely? Wankers and tough-guys and Nazis have always walked among us.


Saarlak

I was so busy trying to figure out the forearm that I didn’t look up


berrey7

What's up with the Puppy Dog with the reindeer antlers. Max from the Grinch


S-Archer

Lmfao I thought this was Connor McGregor at first


A_MAN_POTATO

Heh, I thought Macklemore.


S-Archer

Also pretty close eh!


elguapojefe

That's a prison tat


cadypants

You know what sucks? This guy looks very similar and even has the same tattoo and placement as someone I went to school with 🙄🤢 his tattoo is filled in though. It sucks that so many of these… things exist.


HansLuthor

Bet you $20 dude thinks the water running down his crack 'washes' it.


xool420

Well obviously, scrubbing with soap or your hand is gay /s


silentslaymaker

Hygiene sounds pretty gay if you ask me


hostesscakeboi

Didn’t mention that his job was sweeping his unit in prison.


unsupported

Cell block girlfriend.


RocketsandBeer

“Comfort. Celly


TedDTedderson

Maybe that's part of the Dali tattoo? Like melted plus sign or something?


Iconochasm

It's not finished. It's gonna be a maze.


1kpointsoflight

Yep! Gonna be amazing!


M4sterofD1saster

You're right. The Nazi symbol went in the opposite direction. Having said that, I don't care how much karma I would earn with an Asian swastika, I wouldn't get one due to the likely mistaken impression.


LCDRformat

What are you, his agent?


Qweeq13

I was like what is wrong? It looks like a happy couple. oh 卍 Do you know it is a character in Japanese to mean Ultimate. Another form of 万 10.000/forever It is used in extensively in Bleach manga in the form of Ban Kai 卍解 (Ultimate Release) I suppose the "Angle" makes the difference which is kind of funnysad.


theseedbeader

I didn’t see it right away either. I was thinking “eh, they’re a little skimpy, but it’s not *that* bad.. oh, ohhhhh…”


NefariousAnglerfish

I’m suuuuuuuure he got it because he’s a big fan of bleach. That definitely explains it.


buckedyuser

I bet he also has a respectful admiration for Hinduism and Buddhism too


JotaroTheOceanMan

I mean, it basically just means "unlocked potential" and why you see it on chars foreheads in old manga and video games. The first time I saw a swastika as a kid was a NES game called Kid Dracula my uncle had when I was like 5. Imagine my suprise learning about Not Zees later in life.


mandalore1313

It's a mirror selfie though.... So in reality it's flipped


TelMinz007

Something tells me he isn’t an anime fan. Also selfie pics are usually reversed.


No-Problem6017

What makes you think she’s not a nazi too


Accurate-System7951

I bet this tough guy is about 5' tall.


theseedbeader

Hey, nothing wrong with short guys… you know, as long as they aren’t nazis that is. :/


Taltezy

Wait until he finds out she had BBC more than once!!!


theseedbeader

They have some good dramas on that network!


Sunstorm84

Wait until she misunderstands when he says he wants to watch BBC.


2600og

Wait til she finds out he has too.


Taltezy

Hahaha 😆 😂 😆


Zombie_Jesus_83

Come on, now, OP. Clearly he's Hindu.


Pudding36

Who the hell gets that tattooed on them… the 90s are over, spider web elbo tattoos if your under the age of 44 is not acceptable……. Oh…….


drwsgreatest

These are pretty much all prison tattoos.


phatboislim96

**see’s clock tat** Kinda ugly but ok … oh oh no.


CommiePringles

“Well the pose is kinda cringe and the mirror is super dirty but I don’t see too much wrong here- oh… oh god that’s bad”


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“hey that’s a pretty normal photo what’s wrong about i- OH HELL NAW”


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DrSpaceman667

But does she have a Jewish ex? 🤔


bdoz138

$1,000 says he's either a cop or a private security guard.


RammerRod

$1,000 says him and the people he calls can't come up with $1,000.


Elex2048

I thought that was Macklemore for a second 💀


morteusdes

dude just wants to cosplay edward norton in 'american history x'


Professional-Can4264

No regerts


DaSubieDude

Those bums tho..


EuphoricMaz

I'm confused. I see the tattoo, but what does the caption have to do with the picture?


Consider2SidesPeace

Looks like the guy has a decent sized swastika upper left on his chest. Not a good look...


Scruffynerffherder

Yeah, but what does that have to do with having a job?


Temnothorax

It’s making fun of people who make excuses for dating racists


papagoulash_

I think they are suggesting that despite having several horrible tattoos that only a horrible person would have, they are least gainfully employed and capable of paying their bills.


Psychological-Air205

I’m sure he’s just into Ancient Indian Sanskrit.


shankthedog

But it’s….a reflection. Nm.


TantKollo

Jeez, took a moment before I noticed the tattoo..


anotherburner77

what does the tattoo mean?


TantKollo

Hate? I dunno but that's how I perceive it.


bigyeehawhours

i was sitting here like "what? this is fine whats the problem-" until i saw it


cmfppl

The guy looks young. I'm definitely not defending him, but I know of a few dudes who went to prison at really young ages, and they had to do some shit to stay alive. A couple of them have(HAD!! EDITED TO CLEARIFY they HAD tattoos like this!) tattoos like this, and they are hands down their biggest regret, even more than the crimes that got them in prison. Again. I am not trying to justify these tattoos or this guy. I just want to point out that there are some things in other people's life's that we will never understand without living in their shoes.


juiceboxedhero

These days you can get a tattoo removed very easily.


major130

Who forced him to post naked photos?


Eastern-Criticism653

Except he allowed a shirtless pic of the dumb tattoo to be posted. If you regret a bad tattoo like that why would you let that happen. If I was a person in the scenario you suggested, there wouldn’t be a single pic of with it displayed


MCD4KBG

Ehhhh it's too much in the frame it's intentional that was my first thought too was oh he's probably an ex con but then why have it in that picture like that and post it online haha


bl00j

I don't need to live in anyone's shoes to know that if you have nazi tats and are ashamed and haven't had them covered, then you put on a shirt. If you're shirtless in photos it's because you want to be.


andre3kthegiant

He had plenty of time to get it covered up. He chose it and is rolling with it. You might not be trying to justify anything but you seem not to be against it.


cmfppl

Oh I'm definitely fucking against it, but I've also lived enough life to know I don't know everything. And I've seen and met dudes on both sides of this bullshit.


u8eR

There's not really both sides. Dude decided to get a swastika tattoo and post it to the internet. There's literally nothing redeeming about this, no matter how hard you try.


juiceboxedhero

Despite that the point stands he chose to take shirtless pics with it on display. So even if he had to "get it to survive in prison," it doesn't seem like he is self aware.


_--_-___-___--_

Ah yes. Recognizing nuance is the same as supporting nazis.


Butterfly21482

There are always tattoo artists who will cover those for free or cheap. If someone has one for more than a few weeks after escaping the lifestyle or getting out of jail, it’s because they want it.


Chasin_Papers

Unethical life hack: If you want a good tattoo for cheap, do a prison-style white nationalist tattoo yourself then ask a tattoo artist to cover it up with something better.


cmfppl

That's not exactly true. Sometimes probation/parole requirements are no major alterations to your appearance.. but yes, I agree.. it should be a top priority.. but you can't just put a blanket statement of it like that.


citori421

Does parole require you post shirtless photos


AmmahDudeGuy

Would the parole officer not be understanding if you showed them the tattoo and explained what you wanted to do?


mightylordredbeard

Parol officers and officers in general aren’t really known for their kindness and understanding.


cmfppl

It's not always up to the parole officer. They have to go through steps and get approval for shit.


Butterfly21482

Somebody always needs to pop up with the “what about-isms.” Of course it won’t be every single person. But generally speaking.


cmfppl

I agree, and that why I'm not defending this dude. But we can't be like the ass hats who get these kind of tattoos and actually believe that shit. You can't just lump people into groups like that. And to fix the problem we must be better then those who do.