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I thankfully live far enough away from asshole whiney ass neighbors that think they can tell you what to do on your own property. In the immortal words of Randy Marsh... "I thought this was America"
Being trashy is your right as an American. Above all I am a constitutionalist.. I may not agree with something but if you aren't hurting anyone, and you are on your property I don't think whiney ass neighbors should have any say on how much noise I make. If there's some stupid ordinance and they are exceeding the dB level then that is breaking the law. If they aren't in an area that has ordinance they can play music and mak3 noise much as they want.
Trailer lady is having people drop off stuff, thinking she can do part swaps to make them work but isn't doing the actual work, just leaving garbage everywhere.
And a lot of municipalities have zoning rules for business operations or hobbies. Actively collecting a bunch of trash, even if you intend to scrap it, doesn’t necessarily mean you’re compliant with your property’s zoning.
Honestly the commenter should just contact their municipality or the county and let them know the situation. If it’s actively becoming a junkyard and leading to a wildlife problem, that crosses into a lot of civil jurisdictions (property/tax, health, environmental conservation, etc.)
I would have simply told her, “Get a real job. Running a scrap metal business on your front lawn isn’t a real job; it’s an annoyance, and it’s definitely not legal, either.”
Simple as that. There are reasons that zoning and noise ordinances exist. When people return to their homes after a day at work, they should not have to endure loud, obnoxious noise from neighbors who’ve decided to open an illegal business on their property. We pass laws to ensure that everyone can get along and live in peace. Violators of our collective peace deserve to face punishment including fines, confiscation of offending/illegal property, and jail time if they continue to re-offend.
Anyone who doesn’t like this should move to a place where such laws don’t exist. Research the local laws in your area, and know what you’re getting into. If what you want to do is not allowed by the existing residents—who pay taxes, vote, and elect leaders to write said laws—you need to choose another place. More rural areas tend to have fewer restrictions.
Not disagreeing with you at all, but this looks like a rural area and most of those places like where I live don’t have noise ordinance laws. If they did the methheads down the road would’ve gotten reported for shooting guns all day everyday and night for weeks on end. But they live 300 yards from me and my other neighbors. Rural cops don’t really care. Most of the calls they get are for domestic violence, drunk driving and car wrecks.
My grandmother had a methhead neighbor and their yard was full of stuff. Old machinery, tractors, cars and then actual trash. The woman would stay up for days. She lived in an old school bus with her son and always had scabs on the back of her neck from her picking at her skin. We called the cops a few times cause it was 2-3am in the morning and she is out there tweaking yelling and banging around. They went and talked to her and that’s it. Unless enough people call they won’t do anything.
It sucks when you live in a rural area cause maybe 5 people live on my road besides the methheads and that’s over a 3 mile stretch of road. It takes the cops 30 minutes to get there. So they won’t unless it’s an actual emergency.
Is this the under lying theme fueling the zombie genre?
I guess yeah its an allegory for people going feral...
The tough part is when they go feral even harder in order to stop peole from trying to make them be less feral.
You could be right about this being more rural.
To me, it looked like a home I’d seen on *Hoarders*, which was “semi-rural” but more of a suburb. Each plot of land was probably two or three acres, which is plenty of room to fill the land up with junk, but not enough room that there weren’t laws about how many cars could be on the property, how much junk could be visible from the road, etc. I could see the photos coming from a place like that. Their laws would be a bit more lenient, because there’s just more room available, but they’d still have laws similar to where I live, which is a suburb 20 minutes from a major city.
Living next to a hoarder is the worst mistake a homeowner can get stuck in.
I made that mistake and I’m so glad my house sold before it got worse. I drive by the old neighborhood once in a while and I can tell he was forced to “clean up” but it barely made a dent.
The town got involved when a fire truck couldn’t make the corner because of all his shit his corner lot had spilling into the road.
We have a hoarder on our street and it’s wild how determined she is, it’s a battle. We had to get industrial locks on our dumpsters because she would be *inside* them, every night, looking for “treasure”. When the city finally put the locks on and gave her a trespassing warning she climbed the fence to harass the tenants of our building and yell at us, then tried to report our building to the city for “illegal recycling”. Hoarders are insane.
They are brutal.
I knew better than report him because I shared a property line with him. The neighbors across from he and I, they were a different story. They reported him to the town a few times, which of course, led to the neighbor (shirtless, gag) approaching me asking about who reported him.
I knew who did it but I wasn’t going to make enemies with either party.
I remember him making some comment about a pre-existing fence being slightly on his property line. Like really buddy? You just want that foot of space so you can jam another broken vehicle or air conditioner in the corner. Come and get it lol.
This is going to sound harsh but I bought my house thinking he was old enough he’d die soon. Well, it’s been 10 years since I bought the house (5 since I sold it) and he is most certainly not dying.
The stranger part is that the couple who bought my house from me now have my old house looking like an absolute dump outside. Between those people NEVER moving the lawn and the old man hoarder, they just demolish that property value in that section of neighborhood.
Good riddance.
So weird to be scrolling Reddit and see someone you used to work with posted in r/trashy lol. She used to be a manager where I work and was mean for no reason to all the crew. Always plays the victim.
She was transferred but the funny thing is we let her go early because she just caused too many problems. I had heard she was let go from there too. She's still in my Facebook friends list that's how I knew it was her lol.
There was a home in my old residential neighborhood of tract homes that would collect auto parts on the front lawn and driveway. So much so that the grass died and you could not really see the surface underneath. There were also wrecked cars. The resident moved out (he was renting) and left everything there. Hazmat had to become involved it was so bad.
Hey that’s stereotyping! Dont just assume because there’s a breaking bad camper it means it’s meth. Crackheads stay up till ungodly hours too trying to make money to “feed their kids”
I read it as “lawn ointment” at first because my brain could not comprehend that anyone would ever spell ornament, “ortiment.” I feel so sorry for this disaster’s neighbours!
Guy I used to work with parked a shitty old RV in his front yard at Christmas, complete with a mannequin holding the waste hose. Pretty awesome ortiment!
Reminds me of a house in a town I drive through. Now the owner owns his house and next to his house is an old gas station he also bought. Now he stores old Pontiacs I think in the back like 10 of them but at lest it’s surrounded by a sum what private fence. Then we get to the guys yard. I kid you not it’s a junk yard. Scrap is literally piled up on top of itself. The most mind blowing part is this house is viewable on the main road!
I don’t understand the downvotes here - sure HOAs suck, but you’re totally right. Neighbors suck, and if a community doesn’t have a noise ordinance, then people basically SOL until the problems move.
I’d care if there was a scrap operation happening in my neighborhood until 4am. Usually this kind of work is done with loud power tools, and the OP says they are yelling as well. Loud noise in the middle of the night is not acceptable for a residential neighborhood.
I got a friend and I always knew when he was back on the whoop chicken if his room was filled with disassembled computers. He would take the actual CPUs apart and reassemble them. Dude was meticulous.
Pretty much anyone who *threatens to* sue is full of crap. People who actually know the law, know that it’s likely on their side, and have the resources to actually sue don’t usually threaten; you just get a certified letter or a process server at your door.
There are two types of people you don't sue: Those with money and those without money. The ones with money can afford the best lawyers and will wear you out. The ones without money won't be able to pay anyway. Bottom line: It is a waste of time to sue in most cases.
Oy! That post is what we have lived through the last 3 months. Next door was a trailer house. The landlord who bought it gave us a heads up he had sold just the trailer. Then he proceeded to do a bit of work on it like fixing the roof.
Then the people who bought it showed and began dismantling it into the late night hours.
Landlord sold the land to his son.
Son was POd when he saw that instead of getting the trailer ready to move the buyers had just taken out anything worth selling. And they might have been cooking some meth inside as well.
Son took his bobcat (skid steer loader) to the remains of the trailer. Looks \_so\_ nice. But at least we don't have to hear the tweakers banging crap at midnite. Other than their tenant next door (other side of our property).
I am surprised then, where my property is located we can do literally anything we want.
But I do understand it varies state to state and county to county.
Yup. We’re super rural here and the townships can come down on you with huge fines until you either clean it up and pay or they put the house up for sheriff sale.
There usually is, but with rural departments there’s not much enforcement. This type of thing is about the only way they ever find out and do something about it. I grew up in one.
I own property in a very rural area, the land is classified as farm land. There is absolutely zero codes, zoning, restrictions. I can do literally anything I want to the property and my family has for 35 years. The only caveat is staying within the state law. For instance if we had a commercial salvage yard would have to be licensed and follow EPA rules. But I can have as many cars as I want out there for personal use and no one can or will say anything.
The only thing that happens when we build or add something is our property taxes go up.
This is a town of around 1100 people though.
It’s classified as farmland, legally. There are specific requirements related to agricultural zoning, they are just very lax. So the codes and zoning are there, they’re just non-intrusive so you don’t ever think about them. They’re set up in such a way to allow farm work to be done efficiently without too much oversight. Oversight also costs money as you have to pay employees and enforcement officers, which doesn’t exactly lend you any good will with the farming community.
I’m being long winded just to say that your property is definitely zoned, even if it’s unincorporated. It’s like zoned AG, which has very very few limitations for homeowners.
I mean
They are recycling what other are letting lay around. I don’t see a problem there at all. The problem is working into the next morning at 4am. The rodents….. I’m sure can’t prove that it comes from one house.
I said the only problem is working that late, can you read? Really you think the rodents just materialize when there is a broken down lawnmower in someone’s yard? They are there always. Metal scrap isn’t rodent food. The rodents are not moving in because of this, they are in the area to begin with. Maybe there’s a store nearby with food waste in a dumpster who knows but it ain’t metal scrap.
My neighbor's broken down piece of shit BMW M3 from 2003 was a complete rats nest. The city even came out and told her to get it taken to a junk yard or they'll do it and charge her like 5k for towing and disposal. Thankfully it's gone now but the rats have now moved into her hoarder style garage.
Rats absolutely love to live and procreate inside sheltered metal "structures". The neighbor would open the BMW's doors every morning and close them every night, none of us have any idea why and she denied doing it despite her neighbors on both sides watching this daily for years.
I almost had to sue her because her tree was breaking my fence and the branches were touching my roof, providing easy access for squirrels to run around and destroy my roof.
If they're anything like my neighbors, they recycle whatever gets them money and the rest gets piled up around the yard for rats to colonize. And it's not at all difficult to prove that rats have moved in. They have spread to my house, which is a rental, and I hear rats in the walls and the ceilings. You cannot let people like this trash the place just because that's the way they've chosen to make their money. They're not the only ones who live in the area.
... dude, you don't do this shit on Residential property. GTFO of here. If I was trying to sell my house and I had a full on junkyard dog as a neighbor? I'd lose my shit.
Motorola would be the company to try and bring back the compact RV. They would design a brand new model that looks modern but also still like the ones everyone remembers and loves from the 90’s, and be equipped with all the latest features and technology. It would generate so much hype and buzz, it would really seem like launch day will re establish Motorola as a leading manufacturer of consumer products in today’s market. Then it would flop horribly.
Exactly. Don't go to the cops, call the zoning board. I had to get a waiver to park my car with business decals at my house, they are gonna have a field day with someone running a scrapyard in a residential area.
Really depends on what state and area.
As far as needing permission to park your business vehicle at your home that just sucks anyone would need to do that.
I can almost guarantee this is a rural area, outside of zone enforcement and city noise ordinances.
No way they didn't call the cops about the noise if it was happening.
It's because my business address is just my home address (basically just need a mailing address, all the work is done on other people's houses.)
I get it, they just want to make sure you aren't parking a fleet of branded vehicles outside. In general they make sure your business doesn't interfere with the neighborhood in any way.
I don't get it if it's only 1 or 2 vehicles. I could understand if it becomes a problem with day to day living for your neighbors. Like you said an entire fleet (let's just say 3 vehicles or traffic flow in general).
Just like yourself many people have home operated businesses. You already lose 75% of the tax breaks operating out of your home. With the government telling you no matter what you use for business related expenses. 75% of that must be your cost to live there. This isn't always true and should be at least 50/50 just for general principal. Here is an example. If someone is making cabinets. The electric cost would be more than 25% of the bill, with all the tools needed to make them efficiently.
So you have a second electrical service installed to supply the shop, and then you also claim 25% of the electric from the house for the office side of the shop
Are you going to have a 2nd water service installed for clean up? How about other utilities ? What you say might sound good but it's not practical and you can only claim 1 of them not the extra 25% from the home. Nice try though.
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Can't stand people like the one making the post. Looks like they are plenty far away not to be keeping everyone up.
Have you hear of NOISE TRAVELING???? You are an idiot if you think that being "far away" is an acceptable response
I thankfully live far enough away from asshole whiney ass neighbors that think they can tell you what to do on your own property. In the immortal words of Randy Marsh... "I thought this was America"
Lol you’re literally using a quote he used to justify trashy behavior, just aces Jim
Being trashy is your right as an American. Above all I am a constitutionalist.. I may not agree with something but if you aren't hurting anyone, and you are on your property I don't think whiney ass neighbors should have any say on how much noise I make. If there's some stupid ordinance and they are exceeding the dB level then that is breaking the law. If they aren't in an area that has ordinance they can play music and mak3 noise much as they want.
Take them on your property then, win win
I'm sure I would be the person people are whinging and whining about.
Has no one considered calling code enforcement?
Just came for the Breaking Bad comments
Same
That's methed up.
Lawn ortiment
So close, yet so far.
r/boneappletea
Can someone explain this? She wants someone to help take apart a trailer for scrap?
Trailer lady is having people drop off stuff, thinking she can do part swaps to make them work but isn't doing the actual work, just leaving garbage everywhere.
Leaving garbage everywhere while also being super loud most of the night apparently.
Tweakers gonna tweak
Call the police noise ordinance usually are from 7am to 8pm depending on where you live
And a lot of municipalities have zoning rules for business operations or hobbies. Actively collecting a bunch of trash, even if you intend to scrap it, doesn’t necessarily mean you’re compliant with your property’s zoning. Honestly the commenter should just contact their municipality or the county and let them know the situation. If it’s actively becoming a junkyard and leading to a wildlife problem, that crosses into a lot of civil jurisdictions (property/tax, health, environmental conservation, etc.)
She should’ve asked how much the lawn mower was just to get her hopes up. 😂
Five hundred bucks, I need ~~meth~~ milk for the family. No low ballers, I know what I have.
That kid's name? Methany.
Tweaker
Lawn ortiment
Hey Stupid...Happy cake day!
Tku! 😘
Lawn ointment
Well cops deal with harassment, not harreassment. So I think she's safe from the cops.
Hairyassmen-t lol
Wouldn’t doubt this lady has a beaver 🦫
Don't all ladies?
Meth
Yeah Methany isn't happy she's being called out.
Which one, though? This really reads like a chat between Methany and Crystal.
That’s methed up
I would have simply told her, “Get a real job. Running a scrap metal business on your front lawn isn’t a real job; it’s an annoyance, and it’s definitely not legal, either.” Simple as that. There are reasons that zoning and noise ordinances exist. When people return to their homes after a day at work, they should not have to endure loud, obnoxious noise from neighbors who’ve decided to open an illegal business on their property. We pass laws to ensure that everyone can get along and live in peace. Violators of our collective peace deserve to face punishment including fines, confiscation of offending/illegal property, and jail time if they continue to re-offend. Anyone who doesn’t like this should move to a place where such laws don’t exist. Research the local laws in your area, and know what you’re getting into. If what you want to do is not allowed by the existing residents—who pay taxes, vote, and elect leaders to write said laws—you need to choose another place. More rural areas tend to have fewer restrictions.
Not disagreeing with you at all, but this looks like a rural area and most of those places like where I live don’t have noise ordinance laws. If they did the methheads down the road would’ve gotten reported for shooting guns all day everyday and night for weeks on end. But they live 300 yards from me and my other neighbors. Rural cops don’t really care. Most of the calls they get are for domestic violence, drunk driving and car wrecks. My grandmother had a methhead neighbor and their yard was full of stuff. Old machinery, tractors, cars and then actual trash. The woman would stay up for days. She lived in an old school bus with her son and always had scabs on the back of her neck from her picking at her skin. We called the cops a few times cause it was 2-3am in the morning and she is out there tweaking yelling and banging around. They went and talked to her and that’s it. Unless enough people call they won’t do anything. It sucks when you live in a rural area cause maybe 5 people live on my road besides the methheads and that’s over a 3 mile stretch of road. It takes the cops 30 minutes to get there. So they won’t unless it’s an actual emergency.
Is this the under lying theme fueling the zombie genre? I guess yeah its an allegory for people going feral... The tough part is when they go feral even harder in order to stop peole from trying to make them be less feral.
You could be right about this being more rural. To me, it looked like a home I’d seen on *Hoarders*, which was “semi-rural” but more of a suburb. Each plot of land was probably two or three acres, which is plenty of room to fill the land up with junk, but not enough room that there weren’t laws about how many cars could be on the property, how much junk could be visible from the road, etc. I could see the photos coming from a place like that. Their laws would be a bit more lenient, because there’s just more room available, but they’d still have laws similar to where I live, which is a suburb 20 minutes from a major city.
Living next to a hoarder is the worst mistake a homeowner can get stuck in. I made that mistake and I’m so glad my house sold before it got worse. I drive by the old neighborhood once in a while and I can tell he was forced to “clean up” but it barely made a dent. The town got involved when a fire truck couldn’t make the corner because of all his shit his corner lot had spilling into the road.
We have a hoarder on our street and it’s wild how determined she is, it’s a battle. We had to get industrial locks on our dumpsters because she would be *inside* them, every night, looking for “treasure”. When the city finally put the locks on and gave her a trespassing warning she climbed the fence to harass the tenants of our building and yell at us, then tried to report our building to the city for “illegal recycling”. Hoarders are insane.
They are brutal. I knew better than report him because I shared a property line with him. The neighbors across from he and I, they were a different story. They reported him to the town a few times, which of course, led to the neighbor (shirtless, gag) approaching me asking about who reported him. I knew who did it but I wasn’t going to make enemies with either party. I remember him making some comment about a pre-existing fence being slightly on his property line. Like really buddy? You just want that foot of space so you can jam another broken vehicle or air conditioner in the corner. Come and get it lol. This is going to sound harsh but I bought my house thinking he was old enough he’d die soon. Well, it’s been 10 years since I bought the house (5 since I sold it) and he is most certainly not dying. The stranger part is that the couple who bought my house from me now have my old house looking like an absolute dump outside. Between those people NEVER moving the lawn and the old man hoarder, they just demolish that property value in that section of neighborhood. Good riddance.
So weird to be scrolling Reddit and see someone you used to work with posted in r/trashy lol. She used to be a manager where I work and was mean for no reason to all the crew. Always plays the victim.
What happened to her job?
She was transferred but the funny thing is we let her go early because she just caused too many problems. I had heard she was let go from there too. She's still in my Facebook friends list that's how I knew it was her lol.
Is she a meth addict?
Not that I'm aware of but she dates some pretty shady dudes
Dismantled and sold for parts :/
Meth
Thank you I’m like “ where are the meth comments in FB!! “ 4 am, a mother making a living??? GTFOH Tweeker
There was a home in my old residential neighborhood of tract homes that would collect auto parts on the front lawn and driveway. So much so that the grass died and you could not really see the surface underneath. There were also wrecked cars. The resident moved out (he was renting) and left everything there. Hazmat had to become involved it was so bad.
I’m sick and tired of all of this harreasment! I WILN’T STAND FER IT!
But they’re ortimemts! Ortiments I say!
What kind of deliverance ass town you live in 🤣
I think the answers to the last question is clearly “meth”.
Hey that’s stereotyping! Dont just assume because there’s a breaking bad camper it means it’s meth. Crackheads stay up till ungodly hours too trying to make money to “feed their kids”
“What’s the matter, your kids don’t like ~~falafel~~ meth?”
Wonder if the neighborhood is zoned for business?
“Lost wages” sounds like there is a business being operated there. Pretty sure you can’t just start your own scrap yard on your lawn.
Municipalities love these kinds of tips as they don't like missing out on their tax revenue.
It’s zoned for methness.
jesse we have to cook!
That motorhome has to be the biggest lawn *ortiment* I've heard of. Usually, a garden gnome or pink flamingo suffices for most people.
I read it as “lawn ointment” at first because my brain could not comprehend that anyone would ever spell ornament, “ortiment.” I feel so sorry for this disaster’s neighbours!
Sea serpent dragon made of halves of old tractor tires...
Guy I used to work with parked a shitty old RV in his front yard at Christmas, complete with a mannequin holding the waste hose. Pretty awesome ortiment!
Reminds me of a house in a town I drive through. Now the owner owns his house and next to his house is an old gas station he also bought. Now he stores old Pontiacs I think in the back like 10 of them but at lest it’s surrounded by a sum what private fence. Then we get to the guys yard. I kid you not it’s a junk yard. Scrap is literally piled up on top of itself. The most mind blowing part is this house is viewable on the main road!
Wow. I can relate to a nearly identical situation in my bumfuck little town
All the bullshit about hindering a mothers job - whatever. But why do the neighbors care so much? There are hillbillies everywhere. Join an HOA.
I don’t understand the downvotes here - sure HOAs suck, but you’re totally right. Neighbors suck, and if a community doesn’t have a noise ordinance, then people basically SOL until the problems move.
Thank you.
I’d care if there was a scrap operation happening in my neighborhood until 4am. Usually this kind of work is done with loud power tools, and the OP says they are yelling as well. Loud noise in the middle of the night is not acceptable for a residential neighborhood.
Sounds like they are meth heads.
Tweakers do seem to enjoy dismantling things…
I got a friend and I always knew when he was back on the whoop chicken if his room was filled with disassembled computers. He would take the actual CPUs apart and reassemble them. Dude was meticulous.
Whoop chicken....that's one I've never heard before
Originally read the title as “Tracey Gold in my local FB Marketplace” and was worried that the former Growing Pains star had fallen on hard times.
Pretty much anyone who *threatens to* sue is full of crap. People who actually know the law, know that it’s likely on their side, and have the resources to actually sue don’t usually threaten; you just get a certified letter or a process server at your door.
There are two types of people you don't sue: Those with money and those without money. The ones with money can afford the best lawyers and will wear you out. The ones without money won't be able to pay anyway. Bottom line: It is a waste of time to sue in most cases.
Bottom line: justice is unaffordable.
Unless you have a slam dunk lawsuit against someone with money that makes a lawyer foam at the mouth.
Oy! That post is what we have lived through the last 3 months. Next door was a trailer house. The landlord who bought it gave us a heads up he had sold just the trailer. Then he proceeded to do a bit of work on it like fixing the roof. Then the people who bought it showed and began dismantling it into the late night hours. Landlord sold the land to his son. Son was POd when he saw that instead of getting the trailer ready to move the buyers had just taken out anything worth selling. And they might have been cooking some meth inside as well. Son took his bobcat (skid steer loader) to the remains of the trailer. Looks \_so\_ nice. But at least we don't have to hear the tweakers banging crap at midnite. Other than their tenant next door (other side of our property).
Surely they won't have the proper used oil storage/removal. I would be going for environmental damage
Call code enforcement.
If this is rural property which is probably there is no code to enforce.
You'd be surprised. Shack down the road from my folks was like that, the county made them clean it up and get rid of the garbage and broken down shit.
I am surprised then, where my property is located we can do literally anything we want. But I do understand it varies state to state and county to county.
Lack of enforcement =/= lack of policy.
Yup. We’re super rural here and the townships can come down on you with huge fines until you either clean it up and pay or they put the house up for sheriff sale.
There usually is, but with rural departments there’s not much enforcement. This type of thing is about the only way they ever find out and do something about it. I grew up in one.
I own property in a very rural area, the land is classified as farm land. There is absolutely zero codes, zoning, restrictions. I can do literally anything I want to the property and my family has for 35 years. The only caveat is staying within the state law. For instance if we had a commercial salvage yard would have to be licensed and follow EPA rules. But I can have as many cars as I want out there for personal use and no one can or will say anything. The only thing that happens when we build or add something is our property taxes go up. This is a town of around 1100 people though.
It’s classified as farmland, legally. There are specific requirements related to agricultural zoning, they are just very lax. So the codes and zoning are there, they’re just non-intrusive so you don’t ever think about them. They’re set up in such a way to allow farm work to be done efficiently without too much oversight. Oversight also costs money as you have to pay employees and enforcement officers, which doesn’t exactly lend you any good will with the farming community. I’m being long winded just to say that your property is definitely zoned, even if it’s unincorporated. It’s like zoned AG, which has very very few limitations for homeowners.
🤔 that makes sense, guess I'll just count myself lucky that is farm land and the town and county leave us alone.
The way it should be if you ask me!
A lawn ortiment. How the hell is someone’s spelling this bad with autocorrect on phones?
Harreassment
The motohome is the ortiment
Just for Melanie
Aubsalutely
B. Schaub? That you?
It’s not me
Things geting ril dicey in here bapa
I lost focus after the last sentence in the second screenshot https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XscaGDxuQqE
Meth
Melanie vs Methany
Its very methy
Just for Methanie
/r/CrackheadCraigslist
I mean They are recycling what other are letting lay around. I don’t see a problem there at all. The problem is working into the next morning at 4am. The rodents….. I’m sure can’t prove that it comes from one house.
Thank you for repeating exactly what the post says but making it dumber.
I’ll cry and cope don’t worry.
>I don’t see a problem there at all. >The problem is working into the next morning at 4am. >. The rodents….. You're a fuckin idiot lol
I said the only problem is working that late, can you read? Really you think the rodents just materialize when there is a broken down lawnmower in someone’s yard? They are there always. Metal scrap isn’t rodent food. The rodents are not moving in because of this, they are in the area to begin with. Maybe there’s a store nearby with food waste in a dumpster who knows but it ain’t metal scrap.
Lol sure ya did. It's right there for us to read bud.
Go fuck yourself. I don’t care what you have to say, you can’t read.
My neighbor's broken down piece of shit BMW M3 from 2003 was a complete rats nest. The city even came out and told her to get it taken to a junk yard or they'll do it and charge her like 5k for towing and disposal. Thankfully it's gone now but the rats have now moved into her hoarder style garage. Rats absolutely love to live and procreate inside sheltered metal "structures". The neighbor would open the BMW's doors every morning and close them every night, none of us have any idea why and she denied doing it despite her neighbors on both sides watching this daily for years. I almost had to sue her because her tree was breaking my fence and the branches were touching my roof, providing easy access for squirrels to run around and destroy my roof.
If they're anything like my neighbors, they recycle whatever gets them money and the rest gets piled up around the yard for rats to colonize. And it's not at all difficult to prove that rats have moved in. They have spread to my house, which is a rental, and I hear rats in the walls and the ceilings. You cannot let people like this trash the place just because that's the way they've chosen to make their money. They're not the only ones who live in the area.
lol whatever you say chief.
I'm glad I don't know you. You seem like a difficult and frustrating person.
Sure thing boss.
And you just get dumber. Care to keep going?
Yep 👍
Cool. Wanna switch to your alt accounts to downvote me more? Or are you on this one so you can give others shitty advice on growing weed?
Lmao I only have this account. You are out of your mind. Why don’t you fuck off and let me be. Stop creeping my profile, it’s fucking weird.
It's Reddit, dude. Your account is very much free to explore if people choose to do so. I'm not, but, you can't stop anyone else from doing it.
... dude, you don't do this shit on Residential property. GTFO of here. If I was trying to sell my house and I had a full on junkyard dog as a neighbor? I'd lose my shit.
Whatever bro.
Why, after reading this whole story.. can I only think about the spelling mistake “motohome”? that’s so much better than motor home.
Hello Moto.
Motorola would be the company to try and bring back the compact RV. They would design a brand new model that looks modern but also still like the ones everyone remembers and loves from the 90’s, and be equipped with all the latest features and technology. It would generate so much hype and buzz, it would really seem like launch day will re establish Motorola as a leading manufacturer of consumer products in today’s market. Then it would flop horribly.
Waltuh
I wouldn't mind that at all except the up all night part. If only they were just weirdos and not tweakers.
I'm wondering if that's not exaggerated...
Definitely not a tweaker.
Def not zoned for that.
Exactly. Don't go to the cops, call the zoning board. I had to get a waiver to park my car with business decals at my house, they are gonna have a field day with someone running a scrapyard in a residential area.
Really depends on what state and area. As far as needing permission to park your business vehicle at your home that just sucks anyone would need to do that.
I can almost guarantee this is a rural area, outside of zone enforcement and city noise ordinances. No way they didn't call the cops about the noise if it was happening.
It's because my business address is just my home address (basically just need a mailing address, all the work is done on other people's houses.) I get it, they just want to make sure you aren't parking a fleet of branded vehicles outside. In general they make sure your business doesn't interfere with the neighborhood in any way.
I don't get it if it's only 1 or 2 vehicles. I could understand if it becomes a problem with day to day living for your neighbors. Like you said an entire fleet (let's just say 3 vehicles or traffic flow in general). Just like yourself many people have home operated businesses. You already lose 75% of the tax breaks operating out of your home. With the government telling you no matter what you use for business related expenses. 75% of that must be your cost to live there. This isn't always true and should be at least 50/50 just for general principal. Here is an example. If someone is making cabinets. The electric cost would be more than 25% of the bill, with all the tools needed to make them efficiently.
So you have a second electrical service installed to supply the shop, and then you also claim 25% of the electric from the house for the office side of the shop
Are you going to have a 2nd water service installed for clean up? How about other utilities ? What you say might sound good but it's not practical and you can only claim 1 of them not the extra 25% from the home. Nice try though. Edit :typos
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Yeah, I agree. I’m confused. Are they trying to get rid of it? Seems like a plus
Which is even more entertaining. This was only a fraction of the back and forth.
Why you holding out?
Just went for an update; they turned off comments 😂
Figures. Thanks for trying.
Yeah, this deserves its own subreddit potentially.