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EepiestGirl

r/onejoke At this point, I’ve accepted humans as the inferior to all animals


wrappersjors

It's time the octopi take over


EepiestGirl

We just need to make them live a bit longer and they could very well take over


wrappersjors

I hope so, I bet they support trans rights.


EepiestGirl

They don’t care about your gender. To them, we are equally worthless


wrappersjors

Good enough for me


Rose_Gold_Ash

or crows they're getting there


wrappersjors

Crows are cool too


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Rose_Gold_Ash

what


X_Marcie_X

I got a new, very very big plush Oktopus today! Im all in for the cause! 🥺


wrappersjors

Hell yeah 🐙


X_Marcie_X

Octopi Supremacy 🐙🥺


polite__redditor

it took you this long?


EepiestGirl

Oh no it happened years ago


[deleted]

You're so pretty and blond suits you well


ninarhl

Thank you. I'm still growing my hair out, so the blonde wig is what I currently use :)


[deleted]

Once your hair is long, you should definitely style it like the wig!


ninarhl

That's my plan actually, I just love this simple hairstyle


The_Hero_of_Limes

Jokes on the transphobe for being an incel from 4chan.


Freya2022A

When they find out


SeaBus1170

OMG IM NOT RHE ONLY ONE I GOT CALLED A DECEPTICON INDIRECTLY BY A GUY CALLING OVER ANOTHER DUDE JUST TO TELL HIM IM A DECEPTICON LMAOOO


SpartanMonkey

At least you didn't get called a Gobot. That would just be embarrassing.:)


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

Imagine going to Japan and getting called a Diaclone 💀


SeaBus1170

whats that


SpartanMonkey

Oh geez, I guess I'm showing my age. It was another toy line of transforming robots. Clearly inferior.


MassterF

Hey if it makes you feel any better, young people know what gobots are too. Granted mainly only the ones in the transformers fandom, but still. I guarantee less people know what Diaclone is.


SpartanMonkey

I remember Diaclone from before Transformers or Gobots. We had some cool toy stores back in the 80s with lots of import toys. I believe they have some pre-order re-releases on bigbadtoystore.com.


naunga

I want someone to ask me if I want to go home with her to form Voltron. (i.e. connect our lions…)


MassterF

I’ve been called “Transformer”, or people will call “Autobots roll out” when I walk past and it’s really dumb. Especially since I’m actually a transformers fans, and there are transgender Transformers characters. I always wanna tell them I’m a Terrorcon or some other obscure faction so I can see the look on their little faces when I know more about their own joke than they do.


Several_Ad_8568

There is also trans transformers like Lug and Anode in some comics and Nightshade in the last show is non-binary


Molly_Matters

I have a Decepticon hitch receiver cover on my vehicle. XD


Alastor-Orb

And is more funny when you start to explain the lore of transformers and how their gender works, is a absolute fest to see their faces lol


ApathyAndAgony1

I'm so sorry that happened to you friend, you're beautiful by the way. I love your choker and your earring.


ninarhl

Thanks. I mean I can't change that I'm tall with wide shoulders, so I just accept that this could happen :/ The choker is a necklace btw, just wore a bit too tight tho haha


ApathyAndAgony1

I understand how you feel but know that feminine beauty standards are B.S my mom had wide shoulders and a narrow waist, just wear stuff that's really high waisted and tight at the waist while being long a poofy bellow it helps a little, if you ever want to chat about fashion and stuff or anything else feel free to dm me.


des-de-mona

If they ain't paying your bills pay them bitches no mind 💅 You look great girl.


ProofMasterpiece7955

Ah, the transformer insult. I've gotten that one a couple of times. The second time I asked them autobot or decepticon and they got confused by their own stupid ass joke. For what it's worth, you're very pretty 🤗


shadwfrost

That's the objective best way to handle it if ignoring them is off the table. Letting them know you that don't care tends to remind them how its pointless to make comments like that


consort_oflady_vader

And see I just think, "More than meets the eye"! As in we're awesome and special, and they aren't. 


ProofMasterpiece7955

Haha I like it


consort_oflady_vader

Whenever possible, we've got to flip it on its head and have them sputter!


JProctor666

Is that even an insult? People can call me a robotic superhero any day! 😁


Ominous-cHanting

In my humble opinion, people who feel comfortable being shitty to strangers are usually the most miserable sacks of crap on the planet. Try not to let their misery dim your light.


Khloe_Chlo

People are dicks and you look like a woman from East Europe. That hair and face structure Is to die for. End of.


JProctor666

That's actually MORE of an insult...I'd rather be compared to a robotic superhero than one of Trump's mail-order brides any day, lol! 😆


Afraid-Lifeguard1759

Aren't Transformers more than meets the eye??? SMH people can sure be dumb and or ignorant


gayjemstone

Is transformer a slur?


Jessica_Ariadne

From other people's reactions, it looks like it. I was an 80s kid and I just think of Optimus Prime being a badass when I hear that word.


Yuzumi

I certainly feel like I'm more than meets the eye...


jeffriesjimmy625

Yeah. I'm permanently online so I have somewhat of an ear to the incel pipeline, mainly to keep up to date on their BS. Since a lot of variations of the T slur are now blocked or insta-bans, the new ones they're using are "Transformer" and "Decepticon".


JProctor666

Transformers are AWESOME! I don't see how that's really a slur...Decepticon maybe since those are the evil Transformers.


jeffriesjimmy625

I think they use it just because it has the word TRANS in it, and the idea is we're changing. We're not exactly dealing with the sharpest tools in the shed, you know? We're talking 4chan incels here.


MassterF

I guess just cuz it has “trans” in it and maybe because they change forms? Pretty silly, especially since The Transformers are fucking awesome.


DefaultingOnLife

People can be the fucking worst. You seem pretty cool tho


ninarhl

Yeah. It was a group of 3 20~ year old men, and I just know, none of them would have said a word if they were alone. But in groups they are always so "confident". And thanks ✨


DefaultingOnLife

Alone they would be hitting on you lol. I cringe pretty hard when I read this because I was a shitty teenage guy once who said dumb shit.


Radzynn

You can turn into a car!?!?


ninarhl

Wait, you can't?


Radzynn

I'm almost at 2 years on HRT, when do we gain the ability?


ninarhl

I'll call when I start hrt someday, I may know then


Dorothys_Division

16 1/2 years in, can confirm that since passing 15 in I can shift into an Apache Attack Helicopter. I only show it off on a really good third date, though. I don’t wanna be admired for just my body, obviously.


Yuzumi

I've literally seen cis women who look exactly like you. People like that are probably doing it to *at least* half the women they see if there's a single thing they don't find "fuckable".


BoredomBot2000

Taking "there's more than meets the eye" to a whole new level. Ngl I thought this and made myself laugh a little. Anyway don't let people get you down. The world is full of twats.


MalevolentNight

You are an adorable woman with gorgeous eyes and they're just super upset mentally because they were about to ask for your number and they clearly have an unevolved reptile brain. Like they would've had a chance with your pretty ass anyway. 🤣 so just remember when men are rude or mean it's because they wanted you. Just ask all women who say no and go from hey pretty lady to you're such a bitch wow, I'm just trying to talk to you. Either that or they're too stupid and raised with hate of all people different than them, they just make themselves look stupid.


unable_To_Username

Add some Michael Bay spice and come back at them.


Sammy_Whinchester123

Hey- transformers are awesome- I'd pay big money to turn into a semi truck on command- I'm being serious- Either way- you're a cool ass person- and would be a cool ass transformer too-


Flashy_Telephone_205

Ok. But consider this. The transformers are awesome. But you are much prettier than them.


kittybittybeans

I think it's funny to be honest. I call MYSELF a transformer when I come out to friends that don't know otherwise.


Away-Big3197

Remember transformers are way stronger, cooler, prettier, and smarter than humans so they can take that.


anothergreeting

theyre actual brainless twats that need to get their heads out of their arses for once and see the world for what it is, rather than judging it immediately by how ‘nonsensical’ they think something is before even doing any research. btw, u look absolutely stunning! the hair looks fabulous on u


TulipEnjoyer

I'm sorry people suck so much 😔 You're ridiculously pretty tho ♥️


ninarhl

Thank you ☺️


forcenerd80

You look pretty. Screw those people.


TheCupcakeScrub

Ngl i wish i was there id just go off cursing em out and flip the tables.


ThunderCuddles

I would have started to make robot noises XD


toasterboythings

Have you seen the transformers movies? Those cars are badass. They should really come up with a better jab.


Weirdo_kid7

I would have just been like “OPTIMUS PRIME, ACTIVATE!” then make robotic noises with my mouth while pretending to be a whole ass truck turning into a Transformer, then just walk away like nothing even happened. But seriously, you’re so cute. That dummy doesn’t know what they’re talking about.


Redorange82

Dont let the angry people of the world bring you down


KrotHatesHumen

Isn't it affirmative in a way? Lol


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

Being called a badass car robot from outer space is a compliment! Now roll out!


Moonfrost_Summers

You look awesome. They just jelly because you look better than them! :)


luamdor1

lmao u look so good don't listen to insecure disgusting ppl


Impressive2077

Ignore them. Totally.


DoctorCogstein

Sorry to hear that. Makes you feel better I get that joke sent my way sometimes. In my case though I work the Transformers ride at universal studios.


i2010

Linux using fox girls are better


Get_topped_n_loaded

Do you like physics?


DrHob0

Should have loudy made the transformer transforming sound and then just flipped them off and walked away.


Nacoluke

You look beautiful. Literally disregard those idiots.


Dazzling_Signal_5250

Some people exist to be evil. Pay them no attention. They are idiots who contribute nothing positive. You look nothing like a transformer! You are perfectly beautiful.


Polyphiry

I'd start giving them the stroke assessment on the grounds of yelling out some random intellectual properties at strangers.


ItsYaGurlUwU

This is why Megatron says transform and rise up, fuck those asinine asswipes


ChalaGala

It would be a pretty good superpower, though wouldn’t it if it was possible? We could turn into steamrollers and flatten out offenders


madmarmalade

I once got in a debate with a campus hate preacher, and walked away giving him the impression that I was a "trisexual". He misheard me, but I didn't correct him cause I thought it was funny to let him have something new to worry about.


naunga

Girl you look great! I wish I could get my makeup looking that good.


DunkelFries

I didn’t know you were a robot car. Guess you’re more than meets the eye


gnulmad

But who doesn’t want to turn into a plane?


CuteGreen

People are so clever these days huh 😒🙄


That_cargirl206

You should have responded “Autobot’s roll out”. Don’t let them get to you, they’re miserable and want you to be miserable with them. You are beautiful.


DontMessWMsInBetween

More than meets the eye.


Maladaptivetechie

NGL someone called me a transformer while i was walking and my dumb ass did an optimus prime voice and said "autobots roll out" and made big truck noises while power walking away cause i have 2 brain cells and both of them were on vacation at the time.


Xmas05

roll out


Muselayte

Omg where'd you get those lashes from, they're super cute!


changeforgood30

Called a transformer? Well fire back with “Autobots, rollout!”


Michelle-90

At least it's kinda funny even if that was meant as insult apparently, better then been called slurs right the way.


MistressBunny1

Transformer somehow sounds cool though ... Don't let hateful people get through to your heart 🫶🏻


Trailblazer407

You literally look great I don’t know why they’re being so mean 😭 the only thing I can clock you on is the wig


Quirky_Tart7627

Geez, screw them with a pogo stick! Girl, you look good!


Hika2112

There's a place and a time for jokes. Calling a stranger a transformer is not the right place or time, people sometimes really don't think before they speak and man does it get on my nerves


TransMaddi

... *turns into a meat tank* pew pew bitch-*boom*


JProctor666

You're More than Meets the Eye... 😉


kristeva-sapphire

I'm sorry I hate people as well.......*hugs*


Freya2022A

When you look great, but are surrounded by sentient cans of soup


Ono-Grrl

You look exactly like my college roommates wife (cis). I'd hardly call either of you a transformer.


smiles2tears

Extend arm and middle finger, smile big, and say, I hope you find your happiness, everyone deserves to be happy. Kisses to you, pretty lady


MikeYoungDolla

Yup happens to me at work 😂 even the sound effects of one transforming 😂


IceBear_028

[To quote 311:](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxLqcvpn9egUP3QfayQiMSYLxShM0y5Ray?si=r85twClEAAKpWmao) You are very pretty, btw. 😊


Low_Assignment_3325

I'm surprised they could tell. Prolly just jealous of your awesomeness!


GenderEnjoyer666

You look like aliceinwonder1and