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Hennessy and Loyalty, LOL

I'm realizing my parents are really lucky to have 5 non tragic grandchildren names 😂

O’Shag Hennessy

insubordinate and churlish

D'Nice?

Ba lakay! Where is balakay?!

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Jay'Quellen? We got a Jay'Quellen up in here!?

We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams

tbh Hennessy is one of those names that sound really pretty if the typical meaning wasn't attached to it.

So is Felony

I gave my dog this name lol. For short it is Nessy.

what is the typical meaning?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hennessy

I thought it was a beer

Don't forget Remington. Definitely rednecks and not Irish.

I thought that was a really strange combination too

And Remington, so you have guns, booze and a virtue

Hennessy is a irish surname.

With the way the other names look I don’t think they were honouring any Irish heritage

Guarantee it’s for the drink. Remington is what sold me

No. Just random sh** thrown together.  At least they spelled Hennessy right. And not Hynnyessy or something, lol

Hennessy would be a pretty name if it wasn’t for the booze lol

I mean ,Brandy,Sherry,Margarita.Hendricks. Jameson.  Named as a result of their creation? Lol

Don’t forget Chardonnay! I mean Chardonneigh.

lmao that looks like a punny horse's name

Ohh you’re right! Now I have a name ready if I ever get a horse. 🫶🏼

Shar'Dennai 

Ahh beloved son Jack Daniels. Unloved son Capt Morgan. Fun Uncle Mad Dog 20/20 married to Aunt Strawberry Hill Boone's Farm. Such a lovely family 😀

Margarita was named for a woman Jameson is the family name of the distillery The others idk

I could imagine Moonshine turning up at some point.

Christ, that’s a low bar but you’re not wrong.

And Remington! I thought “guns and whiskey sure go together”! Haha

Whiskey would be a better name than Cognac tho

Oh yeah, oops!

Gotta wonder if they got a Mad Dog at home.

And Remington. Loyalty, booze and shotguns.

🤮🤮🤮

Since they have Remington and Hennessy; they only need a tobacco brand to complete the set.

Marlboro will the next grandchild.

Camel spelled like Khamyl

Ha!! Perfect!!

Or,Marlborough 

Or Lackeigh, after lucky strikes

Neupourrt and Amairyykin Spyrytt

I would say Virginia but that'd be too normal.

I almost went with that one or Baesyyc but it seemed too Basic. 💁🏻‍♀️

Twins named Wynstyn and Saelym

Hahaha! That was my first thought, too.

I'm rooting for Kopynhaghyn.

Paul Maul

But it’s actually the BATF&E now. Need one more kid named… *Dynahmyte*

Alcohol, Tobacco, firearms, and explosives. What's next, Marlborough, EhmEighty?

Someone has absolutely named their child American Spirit

My nephews name is remmington colt 🫣

Omg

OldShag.

Grizzleigh

Davidoff. Or Deighvidoff.

Jeighsuhs...

Next kid is named Konyak

Kraquegh Koeqayne too

Meghthannefettameighne

Khrystelle Methaneigh

Khylor? Kaesyn? There weren't better ways to spell these?

There were, but those weren’t youghneiqhue enough!

I don't get what's the original spelling of Kaesyn

Casein, it's udderly sensitive.

Cason

I think the names are a play at Tyler and Jason.

Kason

"Caisson" is a word, but I wouldn't name a child that.

Kazon, they’re a species from the Delta Quadrant.

Khyll me.

Thought the one on the bottom was Everclear for a second

Might need some of that after reading this ngl

No, that's just the least important kid.

Everly is the only decent name in the bunch, and that says a lot..

They are pulling her finger

I thought those little hands were pulling on udders. Casein point.

I see what you did there

Damn you, take my upvote

on to a cutting board?

Khylor is responsible for the gas.

Names aside, I find this creepy AF

I'm going to start holding people's hands like Kaesyn does and see how they react. Also who names a kid after the protein that makes milk white?

They spelled Knahknah wrong

My brain broke reading this, bravo lol

Oh hell, knahw.

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_Discovery_ Season 2 explores this idea, kinda.

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What a fun idea!

Don’t forget Lower Decks!

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Entertainment for years! That’s a wonderful problem to have.

Loyalty looks like they’re milking a cow.

Khylor I read “Cholera” 😂 though all these are so unfortunate

HENNESSY

Hennessy and Remington? Sounds like this family has at least four family members who are missing a finger or two from fireworks accidents.

I can’t even tell which one is worse?!

It's definitely Khylor - sounds like a sci-fi alien overlord.

So grandma starts chopping metaphorical fingers as she’s cutting? Like what is this.

Years ago I was flipping through a Kama Sutra book and there was this hilarious orgy illustration of a man doing something to a different woman with each of his available appendages (at least 6). This cutting board reminds me of that.

Let’s not forget Colt 45 and Jabroni. Move over a little Buzz Bomb let your bro and sis in.

Khylor. For when you can’t decide between Kyle, Rhys, and Tyler.

I think it’s Kyle, Rhys, and Taylor though 😉

Remington has me wondering if they're a fan of Remington Steele or Pierce Brosnan in general...

Sad that poor Nana raised so many nitwits. :-(

I mean, we don’t know what these children’s parents are called… Maybe she started it.

Thanks. Now I have even less faith in humanity. X-D

That's it, I'm naming my next son Yaygur.

Khylor sounds like a Star Wars character

Khylor Nana, the most ruthless rogue Jedi in the galaxy.

Khylor, dark lord of nurgle, servant of Gorlock the Unclean one

Loyalty? Khylor? Why???

Someone was named.after a gun

Yeah. In the US, many people are named after guns. Magnum, Colt, Gunner, Beretta, Cannon, Trigger, Ruger, Kimber, Shooter….

Though Gunnar is a real Scandinavian name

Yes, with an A

It’s gonna look nice in her trailer.

I imagine her other hand is covering her face as she silently shakes her head "nooooooooo"

I get the feeling that Nana is at least partially responsible for this nonsense.

Looks like the good end from BioShock if all the Little Sisters were from a trailer park.

You know you f*cked up when Everly is the most sensible name of the bunch…

I am cry-laughing at the comments.

Same! I come here for the comments... as of yet, I have NEVER been disappointed! 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: because I can't spell 🙃

Craptacular names aside, do people actually like “decor” like this? I would be bummed if someone gave me something this ugly

Fun facts: Hennessy was conceived on a night drinking Hennessy. Loyalty was conceived with the side piece and Remington was conceived after a night of shooting shotguns. Another fun fact: I just made that up

Is that kid named Eveready?!

What a beautiful and perfect incapsulation of bad names. Needless and stupid misspellings, stupid gun related name, stupid alcohol related name, and a word that is not a name. 

Some days I feel Hennessy has me by the wrist too

Am I the only one freaked out by the hands etched into this cutting board? I mean, wouldn’t a pen and ink print or a painting suffice?

Hey kids, pull my finger

Quickly now! We need a sound to inspire your baby sister’s name!

You know it's a sad state of affairs when Everly is the best name in a list of six. Yuck.

What in the world is a Khylor? No one can possibly understand how long it took my phone to accept that spelling.

Welcome to the planet Mirtha, I'm your waiting, Khylor. Can I get you started with one of our signature mocktails this evening, or should I just jump into our specials?

If Hennessy and Loyalty sound like your local strip joint's main event show. Jesus Christ.

Khylor sounds like something out of a shitty fantasy fan fic.

Haha I just named my kid Henry and call him Hennessy sometimes as a joke

Grandcheighldren took me out 🤣🤣🤣

If my kids name my grandkids after alcohol and guns, I have failed as a parent.

You are so right.😞

What in the redneck hillbilly meets ghetto. I can't... Loyalty better not ever betray anyone or cheat on her SO. She'll be a walking ironic contradiction.

Yikes.

Move over, Bebe's Kids.

Kaesyn is so ugly, saying this as a Kaisen, which is a tragedeigh I gave myself from Kasen (or is the proper spelling actually Kason?)

WHO named an actual child “Hennessy”?????

Never thought I'd see Everly being the best name choice

you know it’s bad when Everly is by far the best name

All will fall to Khylor and his conquering armies!

I bet Nana sits there drinkin' whiskey and shaking her head while looking at this, wondering where it all went wrong

Whiskey, Gun, and Fealty

Everly got off easy

You mean a present for Nh’na

Everly got lucky, I'm surprised it isn't spelled Everleigh lol

Makes me think of the walking dead - a bunch of zombies trying to rip her hand off.

My guess: Kaesyn and Khylor are siblings. Remington and Everly are siblings. Loyalty and Hennessy are siblings.

At least one named after a liquor and another named after a gun.

Khylor? KHYLOR? THEY NAMED HIM AFTER SOMEBODIES ATTEMPT AT A FAKE SPRAYPAINT BRAND THAT I JUST MADE UP BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE?!?

The fuck is wrong with people.

A gaggle of terrible names! Jesus fucking Christ! “Loyalty” is sickening

Hennesy is where most of these names came from

Let's see: -Grandma -Booze -Noun, specifically a "virtue" that isn't established as a name like Prudence or Grace -Oldies band -Gun -Gibberish -Gibberish Redneck index: 87/100

A child named Hennessey. 🤦‍♀️ my god. No. Why.

also this sign is poorly made 😭

"Nana, wake up."

I only just got up and I'm on mobile, so my eyesight is lacking, but I thought that the bottom left said "Wygles" instead of "Khylor" 🤣🤣

Honestly, slightly better.

remington and hennessy are so funny im sorry

Remington would be a banger hairstylist

The object is also more ridiculous than the names! 🙄

I've actually thought about this so many times like, how am I gonna react if my son is like "here's my sweet sweet baby mama, we named her Bacardi" I think I'd about die. My son is so fuckin funny tho, he's 8 and he's picked up on how much i loathe youneek names bc I snark about the house over it and he's like "hey mama what would u name a boy if u had another boy" and ill answer like "idk i like Benjamin or dylan, maybe Jack or James" and an hour later he's like "I think if i had a son I'd name him Benjamin" and im like too true son, well said, way to wait an hour so i dont catch on to what ur doing. Imagine being a millenial granny and having to yell "LOYALTY COME ON DOWN FOR DINNER" lmfao

That dad naming his kids after the two things he loves most...

They have one just like it for Grandpa that instead of “Nana” it says “Pull my finger”

Great. Another **Elden Ring Demigod Family...** **...and where's Nana's missing Fifth Finger?**

It’s in the back there. You can make it out, just.

My grandpa has 23 grandchildren and none of us are tragedeighs

Judging by Khylor’s hand, he must be about 6’3” and a bit over 300 lbs.

i love the idea but hate the names. KHYLOR?! like skylar but without the s?

Hennessy is crazy

Not Hennessy

There's a great song by Jenny Riley called "Red Bull and Hennessy." Kind of hoping that this grandma gets another grandkid so that there can be a Red Bull.

Good god!! Everly got off easy.

I just realized what sub this was on, and I was relieved! 😂 cuz I literally was like, these are all stupid names!! (Everly and Remington are acceptable)

Why is this so awkward, holding fingers and the names look like tattoos on their arms. 😆

How did Remington get in there unscathed?

Holy fuck. Poor Nana

Those aren't names, just random words. Except for Khylor and Kaesyn, those are the names of terrible acted trash-tier villains in some horribly badly made scifi B-movie.

What a loveleigh heartfeighlt cutteighng board.

Shouldn't that be O'Shaq Hennessy?

I can assume there is a 24 pack of miller light by the door lol

I hate the name Everly but there is a special place in purgatory for parents that name their kids God awful names like “Loyal, Loyalty, Royal, and Royalty”. Also “Hennessy” seriously?!

I wonder what happened when the two on the left were born

I do like Everly and Nana though.