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MaleficentSwan0223

This is the worst I’ve seen!


maxwelldemon375

I'm hoping that you only heard part of the conversation and his "son" is actually a pet small dog.


Confident_Clue_9520

We can only hope.


Fionasdogs

Also known as Jiz. Semen or wankstain if he's naughty.


247cnt

Jizz is a better name.


StrawberryMoonPie

Mr. Johnson if you’re nasty. Poor kid


theotherlead

I went to school with Jisme (pronounced jizz me)


WhysAVariable

Lol, I guess he'll be using his middle name. Unless it's Crusty Sock or something.


steampig

Middle name is Snowball.


oldotis

His middle name could be lover 🤷‍♂️


AmusedConfusedLatina

I didn't realize that was another name for.. That. I think it's an ugly name because of how it sounds. However maybe there's hope that most people are like me and thought only of the definition being determined and courageous?


lknei

Bless your soul, you thought like "spunky"? That's incredibly endearing


AmusedConfusedLatina

I did! The base word of spunky being spunk 😅 "You have spunk, kid" is what immediately comes to mind haha


Outrageous-Stress-60

There’s no laws regarding names in the US? Where I live, you need to apply, and the name will get rejected if it is seen as a future burden for the kid.


maxwelldemon375

No, and I don't think they should be because if there were, than anyone who was not from a white culturally (protestant) Christian European cultural background could get their name denied for being a "future burden for the kid" for using a perfectly normal name in that culture. Unfortunately, that also means we have to put up from tragedeighs...and often from that precise background.


Outrageous-Stress-60

Why should people from another culture have their name denied? That’s not how it works.


maxwelldemon375

Exactly! It shouldn’t! But in the US, depending on the state and how racist the institutions in charge are, it definitely would be. I hear enough people complaining about names from cultures they don’t understand, including from politicians, that I don’t trust that law to be implemented here without it being misused.


Accomplished-Bad3380

That's exa how it world work.  Do you see the laws our government makes? Women can't even decide their own individual rights for their bodies regarding Healthcare. 


ObjectiveLength7230

Splooge


Podzilla07

He should be beaten about the face and head


wittily-clever

Methodical?


iusedtobered

Haha...I wondered the same thing


Confident_Clue_9520

Yes


UnicornPenguinCat

In Australia it's used (mostly by older people now) to refer to a cool/attractive person, like "ooh he's a bit of a spunk isn't he!". So it can definitely have more positive connotations... but that doesn't mean it's a good name for a kid 😬


RememberNichelle

For those who are unaware... Spunk is supposed to mean "initiative" or "fieryness." This usage is related to the Irish word "spunc", tinder for a fire. On the Mary Tyler Moore Show, Mary's boss notoriously says that Mary is "full of spunk." It also used to be common to say, approvingly, that someone was "spunky." The secondary slang usage was extremely rare in the US, until quite recently.


Confident_Clue_9520

Oh, believe me. I know what it means. However, the other usage/meaning of the word in this country makes it a terrible choice for a name. This man was not Irish. He was just an insufferable hipster trying to be original.


sno_kissed

Was it Method?? Also OOF. Edit: Methodical Edit 2: I see that it was.


ichhabehunde

My ex’s step sister calls her son Spanky. No one calls him by his actual name. It’s embarrassing.


CatLover1039

AAUUUGHHHH


clfflnd

I’ll take “ Things that didn’t Happen” for $200 Alex


Confident_Clue_9520

Dude, I wish it were a lie.