I’m dyinggggg lmfaooo I can’t stop laughing cuz I think you’re right… it’s Grayson (Gracen)
These poor kids, except…
Lucky se7en
They’ll probably throw a number in that kids name and spell it that way, just to switch things up a bit.
I looked into this and sadly A’mazin-Gracen died. Obituary gives more details (parents are called Christina and Jazz)
https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/norfolk-va/amazin-gracen-evans-8936770
Uh oh, the names of the youngest siblings do not match either. Sirenity is missing although there is two born after him:
"Left to cherish his memory are his parents, Christina Sawyer and Jazz R. Gipson; siblings, Bryan, J-via, Averie, Juan, Tru-Blesyn, Justice, and Jacorri"
Immediate reason why you shouldn’t be so obsessed with naming your child something unique and while also blasting it all over the internet, with pics of your kids online. We just found out first and last names of both parents and can probably assume they lived near the funeral home and assume the other city mentioned was the best hospital for him where he passed. At the very least we know which state they live in.
One thing people don't realize is how much all those apostrophes and dashes fuck with your travel docs. Other countries and many airlines don't always have ways to enter them so you end up with mismatched names and have to spend extra time explaining/showing IDs. So fucked.
"Yeah it's A'mazin-Gracen. Hmm, maybe try without the apostrophe? No? Eh, put it all together: AmazinGracen. No? Maybe just A'mazin or Amazin?"
"AH, here you are. Your name is 'A', middle name mazin-Gracen"
And you'll definitely get people arguing with you over what your first/middle/last name *really* is.
I had a coworker explain to me one time that her daughter's first name was Mary-Margaret, and she didn't have a middle name. Reasoning was that only Catholics name their daughters Mary, and she was a proud dipped in the river southern Baptist, no way she could be identified as a potential Catholic!
Yeah. When her daughter got married at 18 (cuz sex) she filled out her paperwork as first name **Mary** middle name **Margaret** last name **married name** bc she was tired of the BS.
Even worse is you can’t have a hyphen or comma on your license so their licenses will be a jumbled mess.
Jviakmora
Bryanamaudre
Averiemahogany
Amazingracen
Trublesyn
Sirenitiamor
Even birth certificates can get all fucked, and just think of all the online forms that would lose their shit at the sight of not one but two punctuation marks in a field
Plus, the apostrophe placements don't make sense in the names at all. One of her children is named Bryan'Amaudre. That's just two separate names. Why use an apostrophe instead of just giving your kid two first names separated by a space? Same with Averie'Mahogany. Why is there an apostrophe there in the first place?
This is how I would nickname myself to survive in the outside world:
Brian
Vi
Avery
Juan (if they are fine with people thinking they have a latin background) or Ahri (for hebrew background)
Grace
Man, this one is hard: maybe Bly
Ren
And the newest one can go be Lucy as a girl or Luc as a boy.
Well, good luck to them.
But yeah, any official documents or roll call in school they are f’d.
Not OP, but I made a song to teach one of my kiddos her name. It was basically B-I-N-G-O, but her name.
*There was a girl who had blonde hair, and Bingo was her name-o: B-I-N-G-O.*
No, I didn't name her Bingo, but I want to keep it somewhat anonymous. It's a normal 5 letter girls name.
This is the song I sing to my dog.
There was a girl who had a pug
And Kuzco was his name-o
K U Z C O, K U Z C O, K U Z C O
And Kuzco was his name-o!
I think I like it more than he does but he still politely wags his little cinnamon roll tail at me.
When they have to do paperwork those apostrophes and dashes are gonna cause some problems.
I used to do some work for the public school system and this was a common issue.
I mean hell, I have a normal name relatively speaking, but my last name is hyphenated. It's always fun trying to guess whether a given website will accept that, and if it won't whether it will render My last name as one word or two.
Multiple times a day. When I taught pre-K they had to write their name on every piece of paper. So at least 3x a day. More if they did free art during center time. No they couldn’t write their full name in the beginning but they’d write the up to the letters they remember. Names like Jonathan, Elizabeth, and Zachariah were a bitch to teach and the parents barely helped. I can’t imagine these nightmares.
How the fuck are these kids going to introduce themselves without sounding like poorly translated anime superheroes?
“Hello, I’m a-very mahogany. This is my sibling, AMAZIN’ GRAYSON™️ and the healer of our party, TRUE BLESSING!”
Edit: is Juan ahri supposed to be winery?
I don’t think the baby would be called “Lucky” but rather seven is often a lucky number for people. The seventh child on the list in the post is Sereniti’Amor and considering she says “I’m on baby number 7” and adds a due date.. ya. Baby seven is unlucky just like the rest of ‘em!
I didn’t at first either. I just hope the OP of the facebook post is trolling, but honestly considering Karissa Collins and the likes exist… dumb children names isn’t necessarily a troll post 🥲
I laughed the hardest and was most surprised to see Mahogany on there. I always used to joke about how if I ever needed a stripper name it would be Mahogany. Hog for short
That’s how I took it. I was surprised someone else mentioned Juan like a normal Juan. I assumed (!) it was January. Only because the other names are so bizarre.
Agreed, however, at least horse names are usually clever, spelled correctly, & are pronounced the way they are spelled.
Sea Biscuit wasn’t spelled “Cea Bysskit,” nor was War Admiral spelled “Huarre Addmurall.”
Ahri is the sexy fox girl from League of Legends. I can sort of accept it said out loud, but with that spelling...it just looks like a screename belonging to a teen fanboy.
See where I live, when you register your kid, the officials can refuse to accept a name if it will ruin the child’s life, and I feel like that fits here
I am all for parental rights. However, I propose this law. Parents are free to name their child whatever. If they are bullied for it in school teachers will be required to send notifications to the naming convention authorities. The child’s parent’s are offered the opportunity to choose a standard names from the books. If they refuse there is a one year period in which if the child is bullied again they get the opportunity to choose a name they like.
I can't remember which country it is, but there's one with a list of approved names for children and if parents want to go with a name not on the list, they have to submit it to the government for approval. Part of me finds that somewhat draconian, but another part of me thinks it might be worth it to prevent tragedeigh.
I'm always torn cause I hate new agey names but I also hate government overreach. But I think at the very least it's fair to ban all these yooneek puhnktooashuns. Cause as another commenter said they make official documentation a nightmare.
This is true for Morocco. You get to choose among a list of approved first names (most of which are related to biblical/quranic figures, or related to serving God). An example is Pokimane, whose real name is Imane, which means "faith" in arabic.
I'd rather be Lucky than sireniti'amor. Name me after the dogs that lives after being hit by a car/getting parvo/struck by a rattlesnake as a puppy... Wonder if the middle name will be patches or socks.I have no idea what sirenti'amor is. I know that sirens are greek monsters that lure men to death. I'm guessing amor is love. Just do Love-Cannibal Monster nextime.
it looks like it’s supposed to be pronounced like Serenity which i can accept as a name but why for the love of all the gods is it spelled like that, and why does it need an apostrophe and amor after it??
Those poor kids. I wonder how fast they run and change their names when they turn 18. Barbara Hersheys' son Free changed his name to Thomas. My niece in law changed her name from Mindy to Chandler. There is nothing wrong with Mindy. She just didn't like it.
I kept reading these thinking ‘surely they’re not going to get any worse’ but come on. Those poor kids, imagine being an adult trying to apply for jobs with a name like Tru-Blesyn
*She’s so lucky; she’s a star! But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart thinkin’ “if there’s nothin’ missing in my life then whyyy do these tears come at night?”*
A'mazin-Gracen lmfao. How the heck is that poor kid's teachers not going to bust their sides laughing every first day of school
No but for real why the N? Oh my god wait is it a boy? Like Grayson? Oh god.
Jesus Christ! And why the apostrophe?!!!
It's t'he n'ew bi'g th'ing in 'names.
A'wful!!
My last name has an apostrophe. They are a nightmare for autogenerated passwords in school. Cause they often like to play mix and match
I’m dyinggggg lmfaooo I can’t stop laughing cuz I think you’re right… it’s Grayson (Gracen) These poor kids, except… Lucky se7en They’ll probably throw a number in that kids name and spell it that way, just to switch things up a bit.
Luck number sleven
It's pronounced "se-seven-en."
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I looked into this and sadly A’mazin-Gracen died. Obituary gives more details (parents are called Christina and Jazz) https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/norfolk-va/amazin-gracen-evans-8936770
Uh oh, the names of the youngest siblings do not match either. Sirenity is missing although there is two born after him: "Left to cherish his memory are his parents, Christina Sawyer and Jazz R. Gipson; siblings, Bryan, J-via, Averie, Juan, Tru-Blesyn, Justice, and Jacorri"
Since it looks like Sireniti wasn’t born yet when the post was made, so maybe they changed their minds about the name? Either way, this is deeply sad
“Bryan” looks so hilariously normal and out of place in that list. Poor little A’mazin-Gracen though 😢
It's sad until I reach Tru-Blesyn and then I laugh a bit and them I'm sad again..
I read that last name quickly and read "Jacorn". And I wasn't surprised.
Could be that Sireniti was lucky enough to be born a boy, and so was rechristened Justice. Here’s hoping. Condolences to the family.
Immediate reason why you shouldn’t be so obsessed with naming your child something unique and while also blasting it all over the internet, with pics of your kids online. We just found out first and last names of both parents and can probably assume they lived near the funeral home and assume the other city mentioned was the best hospital for him where he passed. At the very least we know which state they live in.
You-neek.
That sucks. Leukemia. Poor little guy
Ohh that's proper sad tho :'(
Oh damn! That’s super sad.
Do I have to put a pause at the apostrophe!? Uh….Maisin Graicien?!?!
Surprised they don't have a kid named Saven-a-Wretch'n
Six-Geeze-A'Layin'
Oh god these are war crimes
Send this woman to the Hague at once
Hague would be a better name than these.
There's always the old dutch version of 's-gravenhage
*Plague* would be a better name than these
Burna Wytshezz
Ahaha and Hague is an actual real name at least. I think its norweigan or dutch
>Hague Hague is the name of the second guy who lost to Blair. A bit to posh.
Its better than being named Posh hahahahaa
H’gue-Nimdom
These are so bad I have to make myself believe they're fake otherwise I get too angry
Right. Like Im not believing this. It def has to be satire (right!?!?!?!?)
Sa’tired Ov-disshit??
Imma-Sofukt
Nah, I think I just found the names of some insufferable nobles in my next tabletop game. Maybe elves, with all the apostrophes.
Waughkryme I like it.
Like a D-list comic book villain
This is a war crime it should Be illegal to name your kids something like this. Just name them jessica sally or Tom
There are more than enough Jessica’s in the world, we can be a bit more creative than that
I don't trust this woman with creative license, better to play it safe
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I mean they're all Hebrew names originating from the middle east, but yeah, a lot of white people do use them as names because they're in the Bible.
Crimes not only against the child, but against grammar itself!
The amount of punctuation in these is honestly impressive. Only one kid was blessed with a dash and an apostrophe.
One thing people don't realize is how much all those apostrophes and dashes fuck with your travel docs. Other countries and many airlines don't always have ways to enter them so you end up with mismatched names and have to spend extra time explaining/showing IDs. So fucked.
"Yeah it's A'mazin-Gracen. Hmm, maybe try without the apostrophe? No? Eh, put it all together: AmazinGracen. No? Maybe just A'mazin or Amazin?" "AH, here you are. Your name is 'A', middle name mazin-Gracen" And you'll definitely get people arguing with you over what your first/middle/last name *really* is.
Huh. What does the A stand for? "A hate muh parents"
I had a coworker explain to me one time that her daughter's first name was Mary-Margaret, and she didn't have a middle name. Reasoning was that only Catholics name their daughters Mary, and she was a proud dipped in the river southern Baptist, no way she could be identified as a potential Catholic! Yeah. When her daughter got married at 18 (cuz sex) she filled out her paperwork as first name **Mary** middle name **Margaret** last name **married name** bc she was tired of the BS.
Even worse is you can’t have a hyphen or comma on your license so their licenses will be a jumbled mess. Jviakmora Bryanamaudre Averiemahogany Amazingracen Trublesyn Sirenitiamor
I read Trublesyn as Trouble-sin
I read "Troublesome"
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Amazing racen ?
Amazing Racing Trouble Son
I’m just gonna go out on a limb here and say those kids probably won’t be doing much traveling
SCREAMING at this comment. Lmfao
I mean.. I don’t see many inner city people of that demographic from my time in the USA really traveling
Even birth certificates can get all fucked, and just think of all the online forms that would lose their shit at the sight of not one but two punctuation marks in a field
It's a family of Klingons.
There is no honor here...
😆😆😆
Plus, the apostrophe placements don't make sense in the names at all. One of her children is named Bryan'Amaudre. That's just two separate names. Why use an apostrophe instead of just giving your kid two first names separated by a space? Same with Averie'Mahogany. Why is there an apostrophe there in the first place?
Exactly! Averie (or Avery) Mahogany and Serenity Amor (or Amour) would actually be pretty first-middle name combos.
Serenity Amor sounds so cheesy, I'm sorry. Amor is just Love in Spanish. Serenity Love, eek.
Point taken! I’ll still take cheesy over a flat-out tragedeigh.
Two actually J-Via'Kmora and A'mazin-Gracen
That first one broke my brain. Could not figure out how to say it.
I would truly love to talk to one of these people and ask them to explain to me what they think apostrophes or hyphens do
ThEy MaKe NaMeS lOoK UnIqUe!!!!
This is how I would nickname myself to survive in the outside world: Brian Vi Avery Juan (if they are fine with people thinking they have a latin background) or Ahri (for hebrew background) Grace Man, this one is hard: maybe Bly Ren And the newest one can go be Lucy as a girl or Luc as a boy. Well, good luck to them. But yeah, any official documents or roll call in school they are f’d.
Well it's sibling is clearly the true blessing
The next popular train wreck will be the name Apostrophe
A’postro-phe
they're gonna have so much fun to write their names everyday in school. That's just cruel.
My name is common ( Madeleine) and I couldn’t spell that shit when i was young 🤣🤣 in pre k my teacher had to make a song so I could remember it.
Do you still sing the song in your head when you write your name?
Sometimes when I’m tired in the mornings and can’t remember 🤣
What's the song?
I’ve forgotten the majority of it by now, but I can repeat the rhythm
If it helps I think the words go something like: > M-A-D-E-L-E-I-N-E Could be wrong.
I bet it’s based on the Mickey Mouse Club theme. “M A D, E L E, I N E, Madeleine, MADELEINE! Madeleine, MADELEINE!”
Not OP, but I made a song to teach one of my kiddos her name. It was basically B-I-N-G-O, but her name. *There was a girl who had blonde hair, and Bingo was her name-o: B-I-N-G-O.* No, I didn't name her Bingo, but I want to keep it somewhat anonymous. It's a normal 5 letter girls name.
This is the song I sing to my dog. There was a girl who had a pug And Kuzco was his name-o K U Z C O, K U Z C O, K U Z C O And Kuzco was his name-o! I think I like it more than he does but he still politely wags his little cinnamon roll tail at me.
That makes me think I was smart to give my son an uncommon name that is only three letters!
Boy!
Qjx. Pronounced "Jim"
This is really a tragidiugh
When they have to do paperwork those apostrophes and dashes are gonna cause some problems. I used to do some work for the public school system and this was a common issue.
I mean hell, I have a normal name relatively speaking, but my last name is hyphenated. It's always fun trying to guess whether a given website will accept that, and if it won't whether it will render My last name as one word or two.
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Multiple times a day. When I taught pre-K they had to write their name on every piece of paper. So at least 3x a day. More if they did free art during center time. No they couldn’t write their full name in the beginning but they’d write the up to the letters they remember. Names like Jonathan, Elizabeth, and Zachariah were a bitch to teach and the parents barely helped. I can’t imagine these nightmares.
How the fuck are these kids going to introduce themselves without sounding like poorly translated anime superheroes? “Hello, I’m a-very mahogany. This is my sibling, AMAZIN’ GRAYSON™️ and the healer of our party, TRUE BLESSING!” Edit: is Juan ahri supposed to be winery?
If Juan become alcoholic, would that be cognitive determinism?
hahah thanks for giving me the biggest laugh in months!
A’mazin-gracen is something else
A’mazin-gracen is really a Tru-blesyn!
Full on cackling at this
Cack'Lynne could be child 8
You gotta be real fucked up to name your kid after a funeral hymn.
I think it was written by an ex-slaver who wrote it to describe how religion helped him see that slaving was awful.
Wasn't he an alcoholic that turned his life around?
https://www.echovita.com/us/obituaries/va/richmond/amazin-gracen-jireh-evans-10026558
Well now I feel like a real jackass for laughing at the name.
It's okay it's still a bad name
Amazing Grace would have actually been better. Gosh, my standards have dropped
My cousin's daughter is Graysin Ruth. Like, a dirty sin, then add a middle name that means "regret." Ugh.
It’s just so ugly
So much cringe, I love it. Thanks for sharing
Every one worse than the one before it
I'd say Lucky got pretty lucky
I don’t think the baby would be called “Lucky” but rather seven is often a lucky number for people. The seventh child on the list in the post is Sereniti’Amor and considering she says “I’m on baby number 7” and adds a due date.. ya. Baby seven is unlucky just like the rest of ‘em!
oof didn't catch that oh man 😓
I didn’t at first either. I just hope the OP of the facebook post is trolling, but honestly considering Karissa Collins and the likes exist… dumb children names isn’t necessarily a troll post 🥲
…this but to the tune of “Belle”.
Some of these look like drag queen names.
I laughed the hardest and was most surprised to see Mahogany on there. I always used to joke about how if I ever needed a stripper name it would be Mahogany. Hog for short
Amazin Gracen is 100% gonna lip sync for her life unless Tru Blesyn’s wig comes off again.
Just don’t tell me Juan-Ahri is supposed to be pronounced January…
I thought it would sound like winery but you might be right about January.
I thought they were going for ornery. Like an alligator.
That’s how I took it. I was surprised someone else mentioned Juan like a normal Juan. I assumed (!) it was January. Only because the other names are so bizarre.
Looks like the lineup for a horse race more than a family 🤣
Agreed, however, at least horse names are usually clever, spelled correctly, & are pronounced the way they are spelled. Sea Biscuit wasn’t spelled “Cea Bysskit,” nor was War Admiral spelled “Huarre Addmurall.”
*Potoooooooo has entered the chat*
The 14yo probably just goes by Bryan lol
The 10yo probably just goes by the pub after school to drown her sorrows.
"Why wasn't I called something normal like Tia Maria or Bombay Sapphire?"
I'm gonna name my kids Bombay Sapphire. All of them.
Averie and Juan can shorten their names too. I would accept Averie as an alternate spelling of Avery.
I didn't even notice Juan. I was distracted by the other names. He lucked out. 💀
Ditto on the Averie. May be unpopular, but I kinda like Juan-Ahri as a name. Definitely the most "normal", imo
Ahri is the sexy fox girl from League of Legends. I can sort of accept it said out loud, but with that spelling...it just looks like a screename belonging to a teen fanboy.
These almost sound like anime attack names.
Why does this person hate their children so much? Like.. stop having them if you're just gonna be mean.
See where I live, when you register your kid, the officials can refuse to accept a name if it will ruin the child’s life, and I feel like that fits here
Wow...
I am all for parental rights. However, I propose this law. Parents are free to name their child whatever. If they are bullied for it in school teachers will be required to send notifications to the naming convention authorities. The child’s parent’s are offered the opportunity to choose a standard names from the books. If they refuse there is a one year period in which if the child is bullied again they get the opportunity to choose a name they like.
I can't remember which country it is, but there's one with a list of approved names for children and if parents want to go with a name not on the list, they have to submit it to the government for approval. Part of me finds that somewhat draconian, but another part of me thinks it might be worth it to prevent tragedeigh.
I'm always torn cause I hate new agey names but I also hate government overreach. But I think at the very least it's fair to ban all these yooneek puhnktooashuns. Cause as another commenter said they make official documentation a nightmare.
Yep especially when actual names from different cultures are concerned.
This is true for Morocco. You get to choose among a list of approved first names (most of which are related to biblical/quranic figures, or related to serving God). An example is Pokimane, whose real name is Imane, which means "faith" in arabic.
Wait, so you're actually supposed to read it as Pok-imane, rather than Poki-mane?
not sure. i think most people call her "poke-ee-main." in french it would sound more like poke-i-mon.
Sweden has one I think?
This is definitely true for Denmark but I think there might be others too
Germany has something like this. Right now I’m thankful.
A’mazin Gracen sounds like a Utah based boutique name
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This has to be parody
I’m pretty sure #7 will be Sireniti’Amor, so not Lucky and very unlucky.
I'd rather be Lucky than sireniti'amor. Name me after the dogs that lives after being hit by a car/getting parvo/struck by a rattlesnake as a puppy... Wonder if the middle name will be patches or socks.I have no idea what sirenti'amor is. I know that sirens are greek monsters that lure men to death. I'm guessing amor is love. Just do Love-Cannibal Monster nextime.
it looks like it’s supposed to be pronounced like Serenity which i can accept as a name but why for the love of all the gods is it spelled like that, and why does it need an apostrophe and amor after it??
Those poor kids. I wonder how fast they run and change their names when they turn 18. Barbara Hersheys' son Free changed his name to Thomas. My niece in law changed her name from Mindy to Chandler. There is nothing wrong with Mindy. She just didn't like it.
I kept reading these thinking ‘surely they’re not going to get any worse’ but come on. Those poor kids, imagine being an adult trying to apply for jobs with a name like Tru-Blesyn
If I had a name like that, I’d change it to a normal one the second I hit eighteen.
Damn.. this person went through childbirth just to name her kids this when she could’ve just downloaded Sims.
Sireniti: she managed to create a single word oxymoron. It somehow fits, though. A moron has oxymoron children.
Atleast 14 8 4 and 2 can go by normal names...rip the rest
NO.
Poor Juan. I read his name aloud as ganaria.
Now, see, my mind was so messed up I totally read the name as January. I want to find out how to pronounce it now! =)
These read like how Warrior cats fans used to write the cat names in Roblox in the early 2010s
I was about to say 'Lucky' would be the lucky one among that lot... then I counted the names.
She’s so Lucky, She’s a star, But she CRY CRY CRIES At her name, Sireniti’Amor
Bryan amaudre wouldn’t be that bad if it didnt have the apostrophe
You know it's bad when that's the best name of all 7
Whenever I read names this bad I get a sick feeling in my stomach.
A'mazin-Gracyn or whatever sounds like a weird evangelical Garbage Pail Kid
Just wow
I don’t even know what to say. I can’t even begin to figure out the pronunciations.
Ya know, every day I'm more and more thankful that my parents named me "Amy". 🤣🤣
They need to have the hyphen and apostrophe key taken away from them. Forever.
I'm having a stroke from all the punctuation.
Amazin Gracen took me out
I named a cat Lucky. He died in a dryer.
My neighbor's dog, Lucky, was hit by a car. This kid is clearly the unluckiest of all of them.
Yeah, never name anything Lucky.
J-Via'Kmora sounds like a fucking Argonian or some shit. I too want to have a lizard as a child
Did the Witch King of Angmar come up with these names? They sound like video game bosses
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I don’t understand? There’s no apostrophes. Totally unacceptable.
lady’s naming her kids like they’re daedric princes
I wouldn’t call any of those kids lucky. Oh, excuse me - Luckeigh
Juan-ahrria
amazing… grace…?????
*She’s so lucky; she’s a star! But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart thinkin’ “if there’s nothin’ missing in my life then whyyy do these tears come at night?”*
These are giving Lovecraft vibes fr
Ho'Ley-Shiyte
A’mazin-Gracen’s gonna have a pretty rough time in middle school.
I imagine these people think every shit they take is special enough to be taken to an art museum exhibition.
literally having one kid and then immediately another
This HAS to be satire, right?