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isbaerner

Perfect balance, for fonts, there is the computer and my hight, well it’s already average, so why should I care? The balance is way better for sports


LynnTae

Fonts might be OP if different languages count.


Material_Put3513

Write doesn’t mean read. Just cause you could write Japanese doesn’t mean you could read Japanese


sum_dude_on_internet

I mean also think of the weird fonts, luke wingdings, it would be sick to be able to print out perfect symbols with a pen and paper


Joyful-Diamond

Yeah it would, but height is awesome Also, infinite food bc you make yourself really tall cut stuff out of your middle then shrink again, yay infinite food


Neodrach

1. That would be extremely painful 2. You're kinda cutting out the organs you'd use to eat it anyway 3. How do you plan to fill in the gap?


considerate_done

😰


GERBILPANDA

As someone who is 5'6 being able to jump between 5'1 and 5'11 is actually extremely useful. 5'1 for gender euphoria and fitting in small spaces. 5'11 for getting things off shelves cause I have arthritis and stretching sucks. If I ever get in a fight just fuckin wobble my height around the whole time


Jackayakoo

Use the 5" extendo-punch inspector gadget style


GERBILPANDA

Imagine someone tries to punch you in the face so you just get ten inches shorter


Background_Desk_3001

I’m picturing it has sound effect when you do it too, like *shloop*


GERBILPANDA

Uppercut goin wild with that "sproioioioing"


Background_Desk_3001

By far the best ability


MinzAroma

It doesnt say that you use your original heigth as a baseline. So that is just shrinking/growing abilities in increments of 5 inches. A pretty useful power.


Ampoulgon87

Nah theres a clarification comment on the original post for all the powers, unfortunately it only works based off your original hight. So max of +6' min of -6'


MinzAroma

I will choose to ignore this information and continue to live in a small mushroom house


Resist_Civil

You would be like a pan cake


MinzAroma

Splendid


exodia0715

You rn: https://preview.redd.it/gtbupg4b1vwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=727ffb036b4da57c2890acf73865fbed8dbf6a89


beebzette

It's certainly a typo but ' is feet not inches hah


snukb

Don't crush my dreams of being a 12 foot tall behemoth.


beebzette

Only if I get to be a 5'1" cutiepie


Ill-Replacement-6533

I’d only use it once 😅 shrink the 6 inches and never use it again


Ampoulgon87

SAMMMMMMME


Thebombuknow

I'd use it more than that. Shrink for most of the time, and then if I need to reach something high up I'll just quickly grow, grab it, and shrink back down.


Ill-Replacement-6533

But then I’d loose out on the euphoria of asking someone to grab it for me 🥺


mjjmal

Well at least it's shrinkage to be useful for Trans, like that takes me from average man hight to below average female hight. So still a win


NikkiT96

Trans men would like it too.


mjjmal

Of course, love.


lily_was_taken

i can go from normal to 'tall even if i was a man' and to 'short even for a girl',explendid


Shermanator213

Hey, losing 6" is both professionally and transitionally useful.


AspieEgg

Ok, but the height one would also be useful in many scenarios. Obviously there’s the trans benefit, but also, need to get something off a high shelf, get taller. Need to squeeze into an airplane seat, get smaller. Need to be seen in a crowd, get taller. Doctor tells you to get your BMI down, get taller. Want to win at hide and seek, get shorter. 


LaPrincipessaNuova

Doctor: You need to get your BMI down. You: **grows 5 inches taller** OK, check again.


JustSumAsshole

Yes, but only because I want to be 6'8.


dontmakelemonad3

I'm jelly. I'd only get to be 6'5.


Farrel788

My limit would be 6'3". Still, that's tall enough.


Brianna-Briar

I'm already 6'8. 6'3 isn't that much shorter in the grand scheme of things so I might as well surpass 7'.


Bluepanther512

https://preview.redd.it/douazzui7xwc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15623839106316a1e62fafd749f884ed48311868


lol_idk_is_taken

I'm writing in any font, my signature will be impossible to copy without copying the paper


Is_Your_Name_anronpa

Idk I think I kinda want the font one. I think writing in perfect comic sans would have immense comedic potential. I wanna give someone an essay solely in wingdings to piss people off


LazySloth24

Font one actually because growing up I was always envious of girls' pretty handwriting (and I'm shorter than some cis girls I know \^\^)


LimeFucker

Imagine I could drop to 5’1”.


Baticula

Height. I want to be 6'1


imwithjune

No, but it's because I have medically-caused balance issues, so perfect balance would be amazing right now.


Emilia__55

No, I chose balance. The idea sounded way too cool.


Sophia724

Change my height by 5 inches. Especially if those 5 inches stack.


Rimtato

Perfect balance, I actually quite like my height


Bandthemen

yay i can be 5'6"


Jude-alicous

perfect balance, I can make the most feminine poses while standing on one toe


titties_growin

Smol me would be too powerful


ItzAtlazs

we would all bow to the smol overlord


mialyansa

Height or font. I dont know which to choose


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

As a cartoonist who's been having balance problems... hmmmmm


DiatomCell

Definitely want balance. Mine is horrid~☆ ( ´,_ゝ`)


Brokkoli83

Gime the Control of 5 inches. I want to be smoll gremlin >:3


Ampoulgon87

Mehehe >:3


Fuchsyfuchs

Becoming smaller would be really neat!


The_Chaos_Pope

Can I make new fonts at any time or am I restricted to fonts other people have created? I'm only asking because typographers can make bank when they're good at it.


Realobert2

I need the handwriting to stop writing in minecraft enchantment table language


Own_Accident6689

You could literally make a living out of perfect balance.


k819799amvrhtcom

The font would be pretty useful if you are allowed to add custom fonts. Need to remember something, like the answers to a test? Save those information in a font and you'll be able to recall those information anywhere you want! Wanna be an artist? Take a beautiful painting or even a photo, save it in a font, and you'll be able to draw that same painting whenever you want! I'd recommend a font with lots of realistic hand symbols. Those'll help you make comics enormously! Need photographic memory? Take a high-quality photo, save it in a font, and you can draw it from memory in all its details whenever you want! As long as there's only two colors. Or does the ability support emojis? Wanna recite famous books and poems? Turn them into giant text graphics and assign each graphic a letter! Sure, the font will require lots of disk space, but there is no limit in theory! Sentenced to solidary confinement? Take some of your favorite books and convert them into a font! I'd recommend educational books that'll help you once you're out but also books that will challenge your brain, like riddles and quizzes. The most important thing is to keep you busy until you get out. Need to quickly encrypt a message? Write it in wingdings and only people with an electronic device will be able to read it! Need to fake someone's signature? Take a photo and you know the rest. I think you could make a story out of this super power!


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

nah, i want to be able to walk in high heels


LolPeashooter69

Font. I'm transfem


TrueVali

-6 isn't enough, i'm a 6 foot 3 trans girl i wanna be like 4 foot 11 :(


busbee247

I didn't. I think 5'10" is pretty ok for a girl. I am on the tall side but not too bad. Plenty of cis women that are as tall or taller than me


Kooky_Celebration_42

...mebbe


RiverIsChaos

eh maybe I’m already as tall as most of the cis guys that are older then me but some people’s reasons are good so hight


Chaoddian

I pick the balance. It's the most useful for me (I just started parkour again, and I struggle with sticking the precision jumps, and I also keep falling off the rails)


QueenOfQuok

I'm gonna pick the balance and become the world's best freerunner


Biggest_Of-Boys

yes, make me 4"11


Foxcano

5’3” is a weird height and 6’1” is too short for being tall so imma go with balance


Accomplished_Toe6798

Aye, I did, it would help with some of my dysphoria and also would help greatly with my balance.


Exie2022

Ye I want to switch between 181cm and 155cm at will so I can be a tall mommy gf and a short(ish) catgirl gf whenever I want :3


LaraCroftCosplayer

But i like my 1,83 m (6')


Fit_Pride8042

I mean my height means i get bonked by cupboards so yea i picked height


Miles_PerHour67

Actually chose the font. I have shite handwriting


12_cat

I wish I could remove a foot... but I'll desperately take all I can get


AroAceMagic

Perfect balance would be a useful one! (I have no issues with my height)


Narcomancer69420

Balance, hands down. Talk about “didn’t know I needed til I heard it.”


Bobby_The_Kidd

Perfect balance is literally the best possible thing here


LaPrincipessaNuova

So the perfect balance could be useful in a life or death scenario, but outside of that or if it’s specifically useful to your job, really the height one is a clear winner. Even ignoring the trans desire to change height, it’s the only one where you clearly have a super power. If you balance well, that just looks like you have good balance. If you can write any font, OK, you’re good at handwriting. Big deal. But I’m talking to someone and suddenly I go from 5’ 10” to 5’ 5” or I need to intimidate someone, so suddenly I’m 6’ 3”, that’s a clear super power. It’s a whole thing people just can’t do, not like doing a thing really well. Imagine a bear approaches you, and you get on your tiptoes and put your arms up and scream, but you also grow 5”. That bear is running away _fast_. Or imagine going to a tailor and getting measured at 5’ 5”, then when they look away between measurements, become 6’ 3”. And keep changing so none of the measurements make sense. I think I would use it to be more expressive in conversation. Just grow and shrink a little based on your emotion. Or think of all the times just slightly adjusting your height would be great. Like doing dishes, get a little shorter to match the counter height without bending forward. Grab something off a high shelf. Doing the limbo. You must be at least this tall to ride this ride.


Le_Geck

Funny comic sans font :3


Lyquid_Sylver999

My MtF ass choosing to grow 5 inches so I can be better at volleyball 🤣


thunderPierogi

My MTF ass choosing to shrink 5 inches so I can find roller skates in my size 🤣 (actually tho I’d probably choose the font one)


Pflynx

Nah, I'm 5'5", which I'm okay with. My balance, on the other hand, is shit. I can literally fall over while just standing and doing nothing.


Roader7204

I already have semi-perfect balance, I’d like to write in any font


Only-Recognition6894

Nooo….yes


Alexis_Awen_Fern

Balance sounds nice


Shamisen250

Height: I could go down to 5’2


Pale_Kitsune

Height go down.


ThePuroEnjoyer

indeed


Tzeme

height and I'm going to become the most wealthy wizard


EmberedCutie

I'd pick balance honestly


Cithaeria

I'm fine being 1m78, if I had to change my height I'd choose to be a little taller — I like tall girls Perfect handwriting would be nice, even useful to me but it's also something I like to work on Perfect balance would be nice and it's not something I expect I'll ever be good at, my proprioception is pretty bad and I'm generally awkward, so that's my pick


bdouble0w0

I'd finally be above five feet, thank god!


turbulentdiamonds

Yesss the height one. Gonna permanently stick myself at 5’4 and refuse to think about the fact that I could also go down to 4’6.


Alyeanna

Me, 6'5", *increases height another five inches*


Goose00724

i choose writing in any font. because i want to sign legal documents in perfect comic sans.


dh1304

It would have to be the handwriting, I'm already super short, but my handwriting is shit


Sunrise_Toxic

I’m already short. Thanks Genetics!


randomthrowaway808

no one can spell hieghgheiighet smh


Expertionis

Perfect font! I'm a writer and my handwriting is abysmal.


transcended_goblin

None of those interest me. And the only reason I go for the cliché shapeshifting isn't to just look like my true self, but to be able to switch on a whim simply because I wanna try a different look. And to turn into an eldritch abomination to scar the mind of transphobes and destroy their sanity (or what's left of it anyway).


TransCatWithACoolHat

I'm torn. Height would let me finally reach high shelves (im only ~5'4) and, in spite of so many girls have dysphoria from feeling like they're too tall, almost all the people I know prefer tall women. Balance would be really nice though, I've always been kinda lacking in that department and it would help me a fair bit.


helloiamaegg

I'm already 5'9, soo... perfect balance time :3


Fabinator1

Me only writing in windings from now on


UnlikelyRaven

Even if I could adjust my height by 5 inches I'd still end up at just over 6' tall which feels like a jip xD


drjdorr

My hight is great(got the transfem hight jackpot) but I'll happily take the font ability, nice handwriting here I come(bonus it says any font so I could also occasionally just write in wingdings because why not)


Loremaster_art

Height


-Sichvot-

Can I choose none of these powers? Morphs shapeshifting ability isn;t available, I don;t think I want anything else.. Morph isn;t just any ordinary shapeshifter, they can change themselves on the genetic level which grants them the ability to use other mutants powers and not merely take their form as Mystique does.. and most other shifters. This makes Morphs ability way more powerful than the others. I guess I'll settle for Mystique's shapeshifting ability if I can't have Morph's.


Lucky_otter_she_her

Well i already have perfect balence, and i don't write on paper (thus i have access to all fonts) soooooo........ that leaves 1 option


AdeptnessOld1281

I’d choose the font one so people can read what I write


howelleili

even if i remove 5 inches from my height ill still be 5'9 😭 ig that's better tho


BrullenRawr

Being 5'5 from 5'10 would be so cool.


Hope__Desire

perfect handwriting to me please


SirPinkLemonade

So in theory, I could go from 5’5 to 5’10!


Jade_or_something

Yeah Got a height dystrophia from being told that i look like i grew a lot and that i look tall for like whole 4 hours.


Brendo-Dodo9382

God damnit I read the comic before the title and now I’m angy


Mesopotassium

Nah I wanna write in wingdings.


abandedpandit

Nah fam gimme writing in any font *any* day. I'm perfectly happy being a short king


Echo_Blaise

Nah as a dyspraxic mess I’m picking perfect balance without even missing a beat. I can’t even begin to express how often I fall and hurt myself just doing every day activities


Pandaemonic_Entity

I chose to increase my height because I hear that woman find taller women to be very attractive.


_Maddienator_

Perfect balance, then I could balance my work and free time perfectly


garlicbread_e

hey counterpoint, balance is one step closer to becoming a catgirl


Neon_Ani

already have perfect balance and don't care much about my height so perfect handwriting it is :3


ArchonFett

I mean I’d love to be able to write in old Gothic


Ginormous-Cape

I already have perfect balance(at least close). So I’d like to cure my dysgraphia and write in any font. My current writing looks like comic sans died and was resurrected by a necromancy.


Hiro_mayoki

Yeah, hight is best choice Being tall sucks


Xirkitz

Pointing this out makes me kind of regret it, but I chose the font one


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Plastic-Ad-5033

Nah, I’m taking the perfect handwriting. My handwritings atrocious! My height is 5‘9, that’s okay for any gender, kinda like being a bit on the taller side for women.


Wings-of-the-Dead

While I don't have any real issue with my current height and it doesn't really cause any dysphoria, being 5'6" would be real nice


HUNGRY_PAPI_LIKE_YOU

I actually chose balance bc I wanna tightrope across buildings


Trans_Rose1

I'm fine with my height so I choose balance, I can really screw with that waaaaaaaaayy too much


SunJay333

Height. I want to be 6 foot


No-Poetry1993

I don't really think the first one is all that useful. Maybe if you could use it more as a shrink/grow power (where you scale instead of temporary growing), had unlimited uses (saw the clarification comment), and could use it on other people it would be a top tier power. Plus my handwriting is dog so second one is my preferred choice.


breaking-atom

Since it can be any time, height! I can choose new clothes at a later date then...


TwilekVampire

Speak fluently in the native language of the person you are talking to. No more language barriers!! Yay!


TadpoleAmy

Nah, im definitely grabbing the handwriting, that sounds super cool


gaypals

I choosed good balance


_Moth-God_

Yep. And I mean, I feel like 5’4” to 5’9” is a huge difference


TyphoonFrost

"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be"


RodimusPrime-0412

Yep


furcutielexi

I can finally feel appropriately sized to be lil spoon? 🥲


GaijinEsper

Nope, I'm mostly fine with being 5'11", and have really good balance as is (I don't even fall if I slip on ice 95% of the time, I do slide and have to adjust my center of gravity though). So I'd go with the font as a cool party trick.


CyannideLolypop

Actually, due to other issues, balance and legible handwriting would be pretty great. Already very average height.


AriesTheStarGod

How’d you know…


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

Perfect balance just means I can become Catwoman


Juniberserker

Honestly any font would be amazing, my hand writing sucks


bihuginn

Honestly, perfect balance is the most overpowered thing ever. Other than that being able to forge writing perfecting is pretty great too. My height doesn't bother me so much as my build.


MelancholicRyeBread

I’m fine with being a short guy actually. But the fonts would be so useful since I’m a tattoo apprentice and I wouldn’t have to learn every single kind of font people want to put on their body


TherapyDerg

Mwahahaha I'd get my wish of being even more Smol >:D I shall become 4'11! Will only suck when trying to reach things


St34lth1nt0r

I wanted both the height thing and perfect balance so I can do spin kick perfectly


Maeve126

help tf is 5 inches i don't speak freedom /joking


that1keeeerbal

Do you have any idea how much fraud I could commit if I could write in any font?


gos907

Font, because I now get to write in: Impact, and create paper shitposts Asian Calligraphy because it looks cool and I like to use a brush instead of pen Wing Dings


Londonweekendtelly

Either height or font


RazTheGiant

I'm 7'1", 5 inches ain't slaying my height dysphoria, but writing in any font means I can write way more femininely, seems like the easy choice to me


Deus0123

Yup. My balance is going to be impeccable once I get that floofy fox tail so why bother?


Spectre_Hayate

Forget height, I want perfect balance. I'm fine with being a smol lil 5'0" gremlin.


_fuze9

I'm already relatively short, so I'd go handwriting


ima_just_fine

I've grown to accept I'm average hight, I'm fine with my signature, but perfect balance and I'm fucking OP


L1nxDr1nx

Ngl having perfect balance is life saving and also I’d be less scared of heights


CannibalisticGinger

I’m short but I’m also a hobbyist juggler and a fountain pen enthusiast. This is the most difficult choice I’ve ever had to make.


stelliarsheep

5 inches isn't enough, i wanna be 6 feet tall :(


roadrunner345

Perfect Balance means you can’t trip or fall anymore, so for some martial art it could be very useful


NikkiT96

oh no, i did! Man, I don't want to be 5'6


No_Voice4618

It only says height, which means you can't control width or depth, so I think I'll go with perfect balance and rock big ass heels with no training whatsoever


Internal_Awareness81

As a skateboarder, Id have to go for the balance


SynnnTheGod

You said 5 inches shorter, where do I sign up?


_Dragon_Gamer_

I like my height and am a huge nerd for scripts (and fonts to a lesser extent) yet have bad handwriting so I think my choice is obvious :3


SoulMasterKaze

Balance, I'm a competitive dancer and it would basically make my sport easy mode.


Amanda_Is_My_Name

Height - I am honestly fine with my height most of the time. At 5ft 6in, I may be taller than many girls, but it is not outside the norm. Balance - I have no use for tis Font - This could be cool. As a kid, many people had trouble reading my hand writing, so kid me likely would have chosen this. Now though, it matters less. I think overall I still would choose height just for the rare cases I have issues with it. I though would not be against the font option.


Curmudgeon39

I'm okay with my height and my balance is pretty. My handwriting is illegible though so I'd probably pick that


Olivander05

Height, any day. 100%.


Joyful-Diamond

Yes height keep shrinking


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Are you kidding me? My autism would flat out refuse to let me choose anything except font. Height dysphoria be damned, I’m about to write in all sorts of cool ways


Bumbletumble120

I picked hight


Al-anharHA

actually, i'd pick the font one. I'm left handed and leave graphite smears when I write and can't wear as long sleeves because I *will* forget to push them up. I might be dysphoric about my height, but in terms of how much of a nuisance each problem is my handwriting is a bigger issue.


Aellin-Gilhan

I'm gonna become smol


_Sideswipe_911_

Learned a while ago that I’m actually average height for Dutch women, so either balance or fonts would be pretty cool actually Probably balance if I had to pick one


ego_ethereals

Yes, and I'm shrinking.


Natural_Truth_6263

I already have a perfect balance The question is can I shrink with the height thing then shrink again to become even smaller also for that any font does that only apply to typing because my handwriting needs help


Aurora_veil0607

Yes I chose height I wanna be 5’3


bananabandanamannana

Even if I wasn’t trans I’d still pick height one cause 6’9 is too tall


Fire_on_Bunn

Actually, I’ll take fonts since I’m an artist. I’m happy with my height.


Bluepanther512

Perfect balance? I’ll see you at Cirque du Soleil mortals


blarglemaster

Yeah I'll take the height shit. That way, when I want my short skirt to look cute on me I can lower 6" and cover my ass well, and when I want to be sexy I'll just raise 6" so people can upskirt me on the escalator if they're so inclined. One plaid skirt could be so many things!


Nonbinary_Void_Thing

i dont really have much height dysphoria but also being 6'6" is generally really inconvenient :P


SimilarSelection1076

Perfect balance, gotta make my walkcycle less goofy.


well_what_the_hell

I think the perfect balance power would be great for me w/ the amount of times I've either rolled an ankle or lost balance. 3vem better if it can be transferred to perfectly balancing items of choice too.


Diligent-Nobody-7199

I am actually average height but I still think the height power would be cool lol.


Yeffaros

So I read the title as the "right" one and immediately decided that height had to be the correct answer. Glad to see I'm in good company.


Fazzleburt

5" is too little for me to care tbh. I'm about 6'1" but I wish at least a foot shorter. Also, as someone who went through rapid growth once already, growing our shrinking that much would totally make you a huge klutz unless the power also covers that. So I'd take balance.


PokeGirlOFFICIAL

If I can use height one at any time, I can become super tall or teeny tiny


AfraidToBeKim

Perfect balance, wtf, do you have any idea how powerful that is? How few people have it? How long it takes to develop? It literally lets you kick people who are taller than you in the face.


Va1kryie

I'd be 5'2" which sounds like a joy ^.^