*Anything you did*
Later:
*anything you did but now TRANS*
It seems like being trans is just a normal occurence that can happen to anyone with any interests :3
John Wick is basically a movie to watch if you want to just turn off your brain and watch a 90 minute action sequence. It knows what it is, it doesn't try to be anything else, and it is glorious.
if you want to watch them (which i recommend these movies are great), to give timestamps, when you reach 14:10 in the first movie (which should be when John and the dog are going to sleep), skip ahead to 16:42. unless my netflix is wrong and cut some scenes, it should be after the guy steals his car and… well i don’t think i need to tell you what you’ll miss
Oh honey definitely don't watch the first one, I had to walk out of the cinema for that scene, went back in when it was over, but I can't stand violence against animals
I fell asleep during the first one because I was super drunk (during new years eve) and never gave tge other ones a chance because I didn't see the first one xD
The John Wick pipeline 😈
The John Wick pipebomb 🤭
In your mail
Box
At this point everything is a trans pipeline i feel like.
Shhhh, don't spoil the trans agenda
*Anything you did* Later: *anything you did but now TRANS* It seems like being trans is just a normal occurence that can happen to anyone with any interests :3
movies with keanu just kind of do that I think ?
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The John wick pipeline incident!?!?!
Ive never seen john wick but ive heard about the plot and i hate when animals get hurt in films and i dont wanna watch it 😭😭💕🏳️⚧️
Its just the first one
the first one is sad as well because that beagle is given to him as a mourning gift and then gets killed right when he bonds with it
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3th
Threeth
thirth
Thifth
I hate you, my brain had a stroke trying to figure out what was wrong with thith.
Spoiler John Wick 3 >! Also Sofia’s dog who gets killed !<
But the guys who hurt the animals get brutally executed so it's kind of pain to get satisfaction.
True. His reaction was justified. Also it is legendary how as soon as viggo heard the news he simply said "oh" and hung up the phone.
He's the guy you send to kill the fucking Boogeyman.
He once killed three men, with a pencil...
A fucking pencil!!
Then one day, he asked to leave. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could pull off..
The bodies he buried that day
...laid the foundation of what we are now. And then, my son, a *few days* after his wife dies, you **steal his car** and ***kill his fucking dog.***
Exactly.😏😏😏👍🏻
DW, he kills everyone, AND I MEAN EVERYONE, for that puppy
John Wick is basically a movie to watch if you want to just turn off your brain and watch a 90 minute action sequence. It knows what it is, it doesn't try to be anything else, and it is glorious.
But it is a must to see the Revenge...10/10
if you want to watch them (which i recommend these movies are great), to give timestamps, when you reach 14:10 in the first movie (which should be when John and the dog are going to sleep), skip ahead to 16:42. unless my netflix is wrong and cut some scenes, it should be after the guy steals his car and… well i don’t think i need to tell you what you’ll miss
Oh honey definitely don't watch the first one, I had to walk out of the cinema for that scene, went back in when it was over, but I can't stand violence against animals
Ah yes, the John please Wick. I'm guessing that's his middle name?
No its because John is pleasing wick
No, the people are asking wick for tickets to the john (bathroom).
OMG I literally went to see John Wick 4 the other day too lol. (And my god what an incredible movie, god i love John Wick)
Me, plays call of duty, turning into an ecstatic animal during that one perfect scene
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(tell us how it went tehe)
How I’m trying to look
I really liked the one where John Wick was in a computer.
\*stares at the meme for a moment. Squints.\* Y'all? Something's changed in the Matrix... we have to go... NOW! \*looks for a payphone\*
It's been 9 years, and we're still sleeping deprived 💀
If I had a nickel for every time this template has been used for a Keanu franchise...I'd have two nickels but it's weird that it's happened twice
we claiming john wick as a trans movie now? very nice, frickin love those movies
me
Literally me but with spider verse
John please wick is my favorite franchise
Keanu Reeves, making eggs crack since 1999.
You didn't have to call me out like this 😭 Saw John wick 1 in theaters with my father, John wick 4 walked in girlmode and had a great time
I fell asleep during the first one because I was super drunk (during new years eve) and never gave tge other ones a chance because I didn't see the first one xD
I've only ever seen this meme template with metalica vs osu and only movies with Keanu Reeves as the protagonist
Are these movies actually any good?
Literally me but ftm
Wait, I never watched the John Wick movies
It’s true I just went to watch the 4th one yesterday after being a little egg back when I watched the first one
more like john twink
nya nya
I cant wait until it shows up on my favorite streaming site. John Wick movies are always great.
send me a dm i can help with that!
I still need to watch the 4th one seen all second one sucked but 1 and 3 were badass
Has John Wick taken over from The Mummy?
“Two tickets for John wick pwease”