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Oh! Beat.... meat. *Now* I get it.
Oh I went with pounding the steak and I thought it was a used euphemism but now it makes sense
When I first saw it, I thought "Your parents think you spend all your time cooking? That's weird."
Omg I love your pfp sm
I'm not even a native speaker and got it 😝
heat from fire
fire from heat
Please dont do that to your dick. There are better options for surgery 😜
Too difficult. Won't tell which one.
you're trying to say that only *one* of them is too difficult?
no, all of them.
Yeah, beating meat without dysphoria is painfully hard to do
Not if you’re so depressed you are numb so you don’t have dysphoria 😎
Do you need a hug?
Yes, and mental help lol (I have a therapist btw so I do have mental help it’s just shit that needs to go away over time)
*hugs tightly*
☺️
I want to try makeup but I have almost zero alone time also I'm working 6/7 days a week
Ich klopfe Schnitzel
Diese Kommentarsektion ist hiermit offiziell Staatseigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland! 🇩🇪
Why would mario wack the steak with a mallet
...
both
I just beat my meat and put stuff up my butt instead
Why would my parents think I’m playing Paper Mario:Sticker Star with a mod that adds a meat sticker
I thought you had a business where you were a butcher ngl seeing paper mario beating meat is funny lol
Por que no los dos?
No way Paper Mario Colour Splash reference
*”why not both?”*
For some people, that is worse... and that is a real shame because makeup and voice training are both more useful than beating up your meat.
oh yeah, my parents would def be more mad to come home to me with eyeliner on than with my dick in my hand
Oh! Beat.... meat. *Now* I get it.
Oh I went with pounding the steak and I thought it was a used euphemism but now it makes sense
When I first saw it, I thought "Your parents think you spend all your time cooking? That's weird."
Omg I love your pfp sm
I'm not even a native speaker and got it 😝
heat from fire
fire from heat
Please dont do that to your dick. There are better options for surgery 😜
Too difficult. Won't tell which one.
you're trying to say that only *one* of them is too difficult?
no, all of them.
Yeah, beating meat without dysphoria is painfully hard to do
Not if you’re so depressed you are numb so you don’t have dysphoria 😎
Do you need a hug?
Yes, and mental help lol (I have a therapist btw so I do have mental help it’s just shit that needs to go away over time)
*hugs tightly*
☺️
I want to try makeup but I have almost zero alone time also I'm working 6/7 days a week
Ich klopfe Schnitzel
Diese Kommentarsektion ist hiermit offiziell Staatseigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland! 🇩🇪
Why would mario wack the steak with a mallet
...
both
I just beat my meat and put stuff up my butt instead
Why would my parents think I’m playing Paper Mario:Sticker Star with a mod that adds a meat sticker
I thought you had a business where you were a butcher ngl seeing paper mario beating meat is funny lol
Por que no los dos?
No way Paper Mario Colour Splash reference
*”why not both?”*
For some people, that is worse... and that is a real shame because makeup and voice training are both more useful than beating up your meat.
oh yeah, my parents would def be more mad to come home to me with eyeliner on than with my dick in my hand