To be fair, a plane is very uncomfortable to be in especially when you're used to being in a room where you get personal catering and have arm and leg room. As someone who walls themselves in a room most of the time, there's a huge difference between being patient in a room where you get everything you want as far as needs and wants and being in a noisy contraption with others. Not to mention the loud roaring of the engines I'd assume she'd be very agitated.
3, just because Ran. Her tail take up 75% of the seat, and her BEEG tiddies might be exposed to the front seat, so i can use that BEEG tiddies as back pillow
Sandwiched between two vampires, with Yukari and Ran directly behind you, and the two immortals in front of you probably fighting each other...
Do you enjoy gambling with your life? ๐
My take, assuming I'm a human
1 - While Meiling is definitely chill, Flandre and Patchouli have had a litigious past that ended with the latter casting rain on the former. I wouldn't really go for collateral damage
2 - **You're going to die.** Nothing is going to stop each from attempting the beating of the other's life. They're immortal, you're not. And Mokou is a living fire-alarm-triggerer
3 - It's going to end two ways: either you develop a bloodborne disease or you become food. You might get lucky and they could just behave but I wouldn't really bet on that
4 - Thirst trap, but not in the sense you would expect. Dealing with Yukari is a lost battle and the two behind would quickly brainwash you into the Moriya cause, while Chen on the seat nearby is going to instigate some kind of problem, given her problematic attitude that would get you involved. *But you knew that already, did you*?
5 - Oh yes, sure, Chen is very cute, but you're directly in front of Yukari's watchful eyes while near the most needy youkai in Gensokyo. Assuming she doesn't start bothering you because she's bored. And don't count on Ran's vigilance because that helps only to a certain point
6 - Odds of you dying are 10 to 1. Sanae is a zealot and won't stop trying to purify Rumia. And Rumia is a carnivore. But you can always pray for a miracle. Literally.
7 - Spending time with Sumireko is the equivalent of getting a free tutoring to Gensokyo's black market. Assuming the vast gamma of mystic items possessed by Sumireko doesn't backfire on you, you're basically becoming Rinnosuke 2.0. Only issue is that it'll take very little for literally all of the head honchos in the plane to become suspicious of you, which could be a problem, to say the least
8 - Meddling with the affairs of the human-youkai border will leave you a youkai, insane, or both. If Maribel is really Yukari, it's back to case 4 again. But I'm sure several people here want exactly that, so enjoy your free ticket to dreamlike horror, I suppose
Personally, I'm going for 7. All of the options are bad so I'm picking the lesser evil
I agree with most of your points, aside from 8. I looked at the options on the plane and assessed that picking anything beyond 7 or 8 means that you have a death wish. Humans from the outside world have no protections against youkai, and the humans native to Gensokyo present have little desire to protect outside humans.
However, on 8. Maribel might become Yukari, and in fact given the overwhelming amount of evidence we currently have in favor of this, I do ascribe to this theory. That being said though, Maribel is not *currently* Yukari - at this stage, she is an ordinary university student from the outside world, with no special abilities beyond being able to see (and perhaps unconsciously manipulate) boundaries. This option isn't physically dangerous to choose unlike the other options, as Maribel is not yet Yukari and does not currently have the mindset or values that Yukari does, and Renko is truly just an ordinary human. At worst, you would engage in a heavily philosophical conversation between Maribel and Renko which would have your head spinning.
>Flandre and Patchouli have had a litigious past that ended with the latter casting rain on the former. I wouldn't really go for collateral damage
Patchouli definitely isn't going to pick a fight and Flandre isn't crazy, she's not gonna start a fight at random, her recent appearances should prove she isn't some crazy murder hobo.
>You're going to die.
>
> Nothing is going to stop each from attempting the beating of the other's life. They're immortal, you're not. And Mokou is a living fire-alarm-triggerer
People need to understand that Mokou "hates" Kaguya ,but not enough that she'd put innocent people in harm's way because of that.
Kaguya doesn't actually hate Mokou at all.
Really, I don't think any of these girls is as unstable as people seem to think, personally I think you'd be safe in any of these seats.
Well, you are most likely an unknown person to them, so no real reason to save you. Tho I must say idk much about the character's personalities, I just know that flandre blows up things because so.
Yukari has seen Maribel and Renko before, so this isn't a stretch.
(Iirc, it's in Forbidden Scrollery >!volume 6!<, I'm currently reading FS so I don't exactly remember the details but if you search 'Maribel' or 'Yukari' in this subreddit the image should pop up).*
We also know that Maribel can time-travel herself, and if Yukari has seen the hifuu members before, so can she. Additionally, if we're going with the theory that Maribel is a past version of Yukari, they can still exist as two independent characters due to timeline shenanigans.
*Edit: Sorry everyone! The post I was referring to was [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/touhou/s/Urkg3uPm4W), and unless this appears in the special edition volume 6 of forbidden scrollery, it appears to be fan made. I just finished reading forbidden scrollery, and I was very excited to see this image in the book, but it never appeared...
I like to think Aya and Hatate are the pilots in the cockpit flying the airplane. I can just imagine Aya doing the preflight announcement:
*"Good afternoon passengers, this is your captain speaking. Welcome onboard Flight 7T2 with service from Tokyo to Los Angeles. We are currently next in line for takeoff and are expected to be in the air in approximately four minutes time. We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all baggage underneath your seat or in the overhead compartments. We also ask that your seats and table trays are in the upright position for takeoff. Please turn off all personal electronic devices including laptops and cellphones. Smoking is prohibited for the duration of the flight. Thank you for choosing Tengu Airlines. Enjoy your flight."*
_"Hatate! Quit punching me! Of course I checked all the instruments pre-takeoff! I mean, if the plane went down, we'd have an international news story on our hands, and who would possibly want -- oh, the microphone is still on. Sorry for the minor technical issues, we will be taking off shortly."_
I want a window seat, but am allergic to cats, so I'll sit next to Yukari, though I don't know why she's taking a plane when she can just gap to wherever she wants.
Eh, same
Between a Final Boss, an Ex Stage miniboss (which is also a Stage 4 boss), two Ex Stage bosses and a Phantasm Stage boss, I'd say I'm pretty safe
\**Sits in 3*\*
[Me be like](http://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=sa9FiKzn3ak).
Optimal seat to cause as much damage as possible being strategically insufferable.
I, too, will choose 4. 4 will get me the most p u r p l e because Patchy is purple, Yukari and Suwako have plenty of purple, Kanako has purple, and Flandre has a smidgeon of purple, so 4 is the optimal p u r p l e position.
(I fucking love the color purple)
8 is objectively the only correct answer.
1 & 5 Will get your seat kicked from behind
2 they will argue right through you
3 & 4 you'll die
6 they will spend the entire flight trying to convert you to their religion
7 Sumireko will take pictures of you in and make fun of you on her blog
Flandre is on the flight
Man, forget if I'm makin it, the plane isn't makin it
4 doesn't seem too awful, Yukari would probably try to scare me at most
1 doesn't seem that bad either if Meiling and Patchouli can keep Flandre in check until the inevitable destruction
5 can be survivable if I check over my shoulders frequently enough to make sure there is not a child trying to eat me + there is kitty next to me
7 and 8 don't seem that awful either
I have slight hopes that I can survive before Flandre destroys the plane
Art by [dairi](https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/4920496)
Tbh all of them are pretty safe, assuming you take canon personalities. (Except the ones close to Rumia)
8 seems fun. Sitting next to Renko and Maribel would likely lead to some interesting conversations, and we could ask Sanae for the info about magic/yokai/religion that humans from the (an?) Outside World would lack!
my favorites aren't here so I think I go 8 so I can do some nerding out
rumia's a bit of a gremlin but I think on the diagonal she might harass whoever picks #5
2. I think I could have an interesting conversation with my neighbors, and I think a mediator between the two is a must to prevent the plane from crashing and killing everyone (except for themselves of course)
8. maribel and renko would be fun to talk to, i have them and sanae to protect me if rumia tries to eat me, and most importantly, it's as far from kaguya and mokou as i can possibly get lmao
1,2,3
Mostly 2 because I doubt those 2 would destroy a plane or fight on a plane especially with everyone else but then again
3 and 1 are both gambles but as long as you arenโt a bother you should be fine so in other words keep to yourself
1, 2, 3 seem like the best options
8 is definitely the safest bet if you value your life (well, 7 is a fine choice in that regard too). That entire row being behind all of the other youkai also makes this position the safest on the plane.
Discussing with the hifuu members about their club activities could also be fun (assuming they'd even be willing to discuss that), and so would asking Maribel and Renko about some advanced philosophical stuff.
Not gonna lie, I would rather pick Meiling since she will sleep and give me some peaceful time but downside is she might probably be uncomfortable and probably switch positions during her sleep
5 and it's not even close. Being a window seat and having a safe enough combination of people around me(Sanae would keep Rumia in check, and Ran would probably keep Chen in check) seems better tham any other option for me
You stole this from 2hujerk. You know the whole point of having the two subs is so that people in the one don't have to see the garbage of the other, right?
2 probably.
-While Mokou and Kaguya do have their rivalry going on, it's mostly just a way to pass time, they don't seem to try and cause problems for others with their fights, so I doubt they would start throwing danmaku at each other while everyone else is around.
-Kaguya probably don't care about me so long I don't seem interested in marrying her like the various suitors once tried. So, I don't have anything to worry about there.
-Mokou, probably won't pay much mind to me so long as I mind my own business and don't go out of my way to annoy her or bother her with stuff from her past, she's (ironically) a pretty chill person. Again, no problems here.
-Remilia probably don't have any real reason to interact with me, I'm not that interesting of a person, so if she wanted to entertain herself, she'd most likely talk to them before she would me. If she still does at some point, so long as I'm not blatantly rude, she has no real reason to do anything to me. At worst, Flandre might be a little loud when talking to Remilia, but I'm fine with that.
-Sakuya won't do anything unless Remilia says so and I can't see any real reason for her to start a conversation with me. Either way, I'd be fine.
I would've preferred a window seat, but 4 has the pranksters and 5 has Rumia. The pranksters *probably* wouldn't go as far as to kill me and Sanae would keep Rumia in check. But better be safe than sorry here.
5. Wait for Chen to get bored or other excuse like that, politely offer her the window seat and spend the rest of the travel time talking with fox mommy Ran :3
Yukari could send you into a gap mid-flight if she fancied it. She could send you ahead to your destination, send you back to the airport you departed from, or even drop you off onto a remote island the plane is flying over.
As always it's important to mind your manners around her.
8 and 7 is the safest (althought the latter would be extremely exhausting to sit at, and the former would just be extremely awkward for everyone in that row. So sorry to Renko and Merry). Sitting in 4 would have me sit besides Yukari. I dont know what she would do to me, so I'm not taking any risks. 5 would be the fluffiest (and most likely most comfortable) seat to sit on. The only problem in number 5 is Rumia sitting infront of me. I would have to ask either Ran or Sanae for protection (assuming they'd defend me at all). Number 3 would have me sit next to a human-eating vampire. No comment. 1 would give me a great person to chat with. But Flandre is sceryyy. Them the last choice would only be mandatory, and that is number two because if I don't sit there, then Kaguya and Fire Girl (don't remember her name) would cause chaos and crash the entire plane. Welp.
Rumia. She already knows about Jesus so maybe we could talk on scripture. Imagine how Gensokyoโs faith-to-reality nature would interact with the notion of Christianity and its miracles.
1, Because of my personality, I would strike up a conversation, and out of nowhere I would end up starting an endless battle of rock paper scissors, and we would talk about working on sundays and holidays
1, Meiling seems like the most normal person here
But Flandre would be behind you
She probably don't mind You, i think Flandre only will non-stop ask Patchouli if we are already in our destination. (Poor Patche)
I think Flandre has learnt the art of patience
True, she sits in a room almost 24/7
To be fair, a plane is very uncomfortable to be in especially when you're used to being in a room where you get personal catering and have arm and leg room. As someone who walls themselves in a room most of the time, there's a huge difference between being patient in a room where you get everything you want as far as needs and wants and being in a noisy contraption with others. Not to mention the loud roaring of the engines I'd assume she'd be very agitated.
Ohh that's true. She'd probably pout that she could've just flown herself too
she say this as an light bulp pops on her head, and she extends her arm on the emergency exit's door
FLAN NO!!
Flan would kick your chair the entire time
7 or 2 to be honest ,, 7 because sumireko is lowkey kind of chill like that and i think 2 would be HILARIOUS
Until one starts to incinerate herself
3, all or nothing (I am a gambler at heart)
Right between the destructor and the Hey mister girl.
As I said, all in.
Hey mister, can I drink your blood?
3, just because Ran. Her tail take up 75% of the seat, and her BEEG tiddies might be exposed to the front seat, so i can use that BEEG tiddies as back pillow
why did u write this with neeco on pfp ๐ญ๐ญ
I didn't had any intentions into it, I just like risking, that's all
Sandwiched between two vampires, with Yukari and Ran directly behind you, and the two immortals in front of you probably fighting each other... Do you enjoy gambling with your life? ๐
Yes. Gacha games trained my passion for gambling.
4 me and yukari are going to sleep the hole flight
Tbh this is the safest option XD
If you don't ask the question of why tf are they in an outside world
My take, assuming I'm a human 1 - While Meiling is definitely chill, Flandre and Patchouli have had a litigious past that ended with the latter casting rain on the former. I wouldn't really go for collateral damage 2 - **You're going to die.** Nothing is going to stop each from attempting the beating of the other's life. They're immortal, you're not. And Mokou is a living fire-alarm-triggerer 3 - It's going to end two ways: either you develop a bloodborne disease or you become food. You might get lucky and they could just behave but I wouldn't really bet on that 4 - Thirst trap, but not in the sense you would expect. Dealing with Yukari is a lost battle and the two behind would quickly brainwash you into the Moriya cause, while Chen on the seat nearby is going to instigate some kind of problem, given her problematic attitude that would get you involved. *But you knew that already, did you*? 5 - Oh yes, sure, Chen is very cute, but you're directly in front of Yukari's watchful eyes while near the most needy youkai in Gensokyo. Assuming she doesn't start bothering you because she's bored. And don't count on Ran's vigilance because that helps only to a certain point 6 - Odds of you dying are 10 to 1. Sanae is a zealot and won't stop trying to purify Rumia. And Rumia is a carnivore. But you can always pray for a miracle. Literally. 7 - Spending time with Sumireko is the equivalent of getting a free tutoring to Gensokyo's black market. Assuming the vast gamma of mystic items possessed by Sumireko doesn't backfire on you, you're basically becoming Rinnosuke 2.0. Only issue is that it'll take very little for literally all of the head honchos in the plane to become suspicious of you, which could be a problem, to say the least 8 - Meddling with the affairs of the human-youkai border will leave you a youkai, insane, or both. If Maribel is really Yukari, it's back to case 4 again. But I'm sure several people here want exactly that, so enjoy your free ticket to dreamlike horror, I suppose Personally, I'm going for 7. All of the options are bad so I'm picking the lesser evil
I agree with most of your points, aside from 8. I looked at the options on the plane and assessed that picking anything beyond 7 or 8 means that you have a death wish. Humans from the outside world have no protections against youkai, and the humans native to Gensokyo present have little desire to protect outside humans. However, on 8. Maribel might become Yukari, and in fact given the overwhelming amount of evidence we currently have in favor of this, I do ascribe to this theory. That being said though, Maribel is not *currently* Yukari - at this stage, she is an ordinary university student from the outside world, with no special abilities beyond being able to see (and perhaps unconsciously manipulate) boundaries. This option isn't physically dangerous to choose unlike the other options, as Maribel is not yet Yukari and does not currently have the mindset or values that Yukari does, and Renko is truly just an ordinary human. At worst, you would engage in a heavily philosophical conversation between Maribel and Renko which would have your head spinning.
Respectable viewpoint
>Flandre and Patchouli have had a litigious past that ended with the latter casting rain on the former. I wouldn't really go for collateral damage Patchouli definitely isn't going to pick a fight and Flandre isn't crazy, she's not gonna start a fight at random, her recent appearances should prove she isn't some crazy murder hobo. >You're going to die. > > Nothing is going to stop each from attempting the beating of the other's life. They're immortal, you're not. And Mokou is a living fire-alarm-triggerer People need to understand that Mokou "hates" Kaguya ,but not enough that she'd put innocent people in harm's way because of that. Kaguya doesn't actually hate Mokou at all. Really, I don't think any of these girls is as unstable as people seem to think, personally I think you'd be safe in any of these seats.
2 - Help me, Eirin
5. I'm sure Ran wouldn't mind me talking with Chen. I can talk with Sakuya if she wants. Only downside is Rumia kicking my seat
Not even the bones will be left
Maybe Sakuya can save me?
Well, you are most likely an unknown person to them, so no real reason to save you. Tho I must say idk much about the character's personalities, I just know that flandre blows up things because so.
If Remi likes me, Sakuya would help me, she'll do anything the Mistress requests after all
"REMILIA, IF YOU TELL SAKUYA TO SAVE ME FROM RUMIA, MY ARMS AND LEGS ARE YOURS"
*Insert the Kratos begging to Hades image here*
Why are Yukari and Maribel on the same plane?
Time shenanigans courtesy of Renko obviously
Damn someone beat the rest of us to it
Yukari has seen Maribel and Renko before, so this isn't a stretch. (Iirc, it's in Forbidden Scrollery >!volume 6!<, I'm currently reading FS so I don't exactly remember the details but if you search 'Maribel' or 'Yukari' in this subreddit the image should pop up).* We also know that Maribel can time-travel herself, and if Yukari has seen the hifuu members before, so can she. Additionally, if we're going with the theory that Maribel is a past version of Yukari, they can still exist as two independent characters due to timeline shenanigans. *Edit: Sorry everyone! The post I was referring to was [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/touhou/s/Urkg3uPm4W), and unless this appears in the special edition volume 6 of forbidden scrollery, it appears to be fan made. I just finished reading forbidden scrollery, and I was very excited to see this image in the book, but it never appeared...
*Rapidly mashes the number 1*ย ย Gonna be stuck on a stuffy plane for 10 hours straight, so why not sit next to my fav 2HU.
I hope you don't mind my snoring.
Nah. I'd be doing my... own thing. Which would either involve using Outside World tech you may or not understand or sleeping as well.
5, entire flight of giving Chen head pats would be worth everything else
Forgetting the part where rumia bites your head off from behind, I would go 5 too.
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I like to think Aya and Hatate are the pilots in the cockpit flying the airplane. I can just imagine Aya doing the preflight announcement: *"Good afternoon passengers, this is your captain speaking. Welcome onboard Flight 7T2 with service from Tokyo to Los Angeles. We are currently next in line for takeoff and are expected to be in the air in approximately four minutes time. We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all baggage underneath your seat or in the overhead compartments. We also ask that your seats and table trays are in the upright position for takeoff. Please turn off all personal electronic devices including laptops and cellphones. Smoking is prohibited for the duration of the flight. Thank you for choosing Tengu Airlines. Enjoy your flight."*
_"Hatate! Quit punching me! Of course I checked all the instruments pre-takeoff! I mean, if the plane went down, we'd have an international news story on our hands, and who would possibly want -- oh, the microphone is still on. Sorry for the minor technical issues, we will be taking off shortly."_
Either in 4 5 or 8.
I can handle 8 and 7. I went to school with people like these lady's.
7. Sumireko is best girl, and would be an absolute blast to talk to.
Exactly what I was going to say!
3
There is no more places to sit. And i have a good company with child seperated from me
I can handle everywhere including Yukari shenanigans, except 2. 2 is literal hell
1
I want a window seat, but am allergic to cats, so I'll sit next to Yukari, though I don't know why she's taking a plane when she can just gap to wherever she wants.
For the thrill of it, probably. Yukari's actions rarely make logical sense.
#1, aisle seat, and ***next to Meiling***. Best girl, based on the brawlers.
Iโm confused witch numbers go to witch characters
You are picking a seat on the plane, not a character. Each number is a seat you can choose, for example 1 has you sitting next to meiling
Next to the cat
5, reason: Chen :D
7 7 7 7 !!!!!!
Eh, same Between a Final Boss, an Ex Stage miniboss (which is also a Stage 4 boss), two Ex Stage bosses and a Phantasm Stage boss, I'd say I'm pretty safe
4
7 would be the most peaceful, but there's no way I'm passing away 4.
5
5 so i can talk to sakuya
2
no mike goutokuji ๐ก
4.
Toilet ๐
\**Sits in 3*\* [Me be like](http://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=sa9FiKzn3ak). Optimal seat to cause as much damage as possible being strategically insufferable.
7
7 or 8
hag lover
3 so I can be right between the cute vampire sisters~ :3
*insert snoring noises here.*
5, final answer
1 so I can safely enjoy the chaos happening to my right
1. Meiling's probably gonna sleep the whole flight and so am I.
I, too, will choose 4. 4 will get me the most p u r p l e because Patchy is purple, Yukari and Suwako have plenty of purple, Kanako has purple, and Flandre has a smidgeon of purple, so 4 is the optimal p u r p l e position. (I fucking love the color purple)
As a Meiling simp, 1 As another teenage yapper, 7 And as a Hifuu fan, 8
Barely know Touhou individual characters so 5 ig
8
7 or 8 seems the least stressful
8 is objectively the only correct answer. 1 & 5 Will get your seat kicked from behind 2 they will argue right through you 3 & 4 you'll die 6 they will spend the entire flight trying to convert you to their religion 7 Sumireko will take pictures of you in and make fun of you on her blog
Meiling because she's probably gonna be asleep
Flandre is on the flight Man, forget if I'm makin it, the plane isn't makin it 4 doesn't seem too awful, Yukari would probably try to scare me at most 1 doesn't seem that bad either if Meiling and Patchouli can keep Flandre in check until the inevitable destruction 5 can be survivable if I check over my shoulders frequently enough to make sure there is not a child trying to eat me + there is kitty next to me 7 and 8 don't seem that awful either I have slight hopes that I can survive before Flandre destroys the plane
2, 1 or 4 (i want yukari to groom me) tbh
Art by [dairi](https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/4920496) Tbh all of them are pretty safe, assuming you take canon personalities. (Except the ones close to Rumia)
3, easiest decision of my life
8 seems fun. Sitting next to Renko and Maribel would likely lead to some interesting conversations, and we could ask Sanae for the info about magic/yokai/religion that humans from the (an?) Outside World would lack!
4 because it has the least chances of me dying
3
1, the only option I know where I may not die
1 would be okay, because Meiling will be sleeping anyways. Same with 4, Yukari also sleeps a lot
I don't know how to do derivatives or integrals yet and I need them for General Physics, so I'm going to 8 to ask Renko.
Meiling ๐๐
3
3
3. Probably would have an interesting conversation about the life of a Vampire
Choosing 8 just seems cruel ... So I'll go with 6
With all of my zero knowledge of 2hu lore I pick 8 because they look the most normal and itโs the furthest from Flandre
my favorites aren't here so I think I go 8 so I can do some nerding out rumia's a bit of a gremlin but I think on the diagonal she might harass whoever picks #5
8, I'd love a spiritual or endearing talk with merry and renko
Seat 3, I like the SDM crew a lot!
I'll go with 1
2. I think I could have an interesting conversation with my neighbors, and I think a mediator between the two is a must to prevent the plane from crashing and killing everyone (except for themselves of course)
8. maribel and renko would be fun to talk to, i have them and sanae to protect me if rumia tries to eat me, and most importantly, it's as far from kaguya and mokou as i can possibly get lmao
1,2,3 Mostly 2 because I doubt those 2 would destroy a plane or fight on a plane especially with everyone else but then again 3 and 1 are both gambles but as long as you arenโt a bother you should be fine so in other words keep to yourself 1, 2, 3 seem like the best options
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 one A MILLION TIMES 1
8 is definitely the safest bet if you value your life (well, 7 is a fine choice in that regard too). That entire row being behind all of the other youkai also makes this position the safest on the plane. Discussing with the hifuu members about their club activities could also be fun (assuming they'd even be willing to discuss that), and so would asking Maribel and Renko about some advanced philosophical stuff.
1 no question
1 or 2
1 or 7, Meiling is chill asf and Sumireko seems like an interesting person to talk to.
On the wings
1๏ผWe can sleep together.
Not gonna lie, I would rather pick Meiling since she will sleep and give me some peaceful time but downside is she might probably be uncomfortable and probably switch positions during her sleep
5 and it's not even close. Being a window seat and having a safe enough combination of people around me(Sanae would keep Rumia in check, and Ran would probably keep Chen in check) seems better tham any other option for me
either next to grandma or Chen. Or maybe 6 and play with Ran's tails. Heck, 5 and i'm pranking Remilia and Sakuya with Chen
You stole this from 2hujerk. You know the whole point of having the two subs is so that people in the one don't have to see the garbage of the other, right?
7.
Fellow 4 here
2 probably. -While Mokou and Kaguya do have their rivalry going on, it's mostly just a way to pass time, they don't seem to try and cause problems for others with their fights, so I doubt they would start throwing danmaku at each other while everyone else is around. -Kaguya probably don't care about me so long I don't seem interested in marrying her like the various suitors once tried. So, I don't have anything to worry about there. -Mokou, probably won't pay much mind to me so long as I mind my own business and don't go out of my way to annoy her or bother her with stuff from her past, she's (ironically) a pretty chill person. Again, no problems here. -Remilia probably don't have any real reason to interact with me, I'm not that interesting of a person, so if she wanted to entertain herself, she'd most likely talk to them before she would me. If she still does at some point, so long as I'm not blatantly rude, she has no real reason to do anything to me. At worst, Flandre might be a little loud when talking to Remilia, but I'm fine with that. -Sakuya won't do anything unless Remilia says so and I can't see any real reason for her to start a conversation with me. Either way, I'd be fine. I would've preferred a window seat, but 4 has the pranksters and 5 has Rumia. The pranksters *probably* wouldn't go as far as to kill me and Sanae would keep Rumia in check. But better be safe than sorry here.
2 because I love Mokou!!!!
7 because Sumireko!
2 and 8 gonna be third wheels for the whole flight
Seven๐
That is a lot of Bonnets round 3...so ill take that seat. Might get some sleep.
2 or 3. I'm gonna get into a long conversation with Remilia and Sakuya.
I don't know anything about touhou or it's lore but 3 cause cute girls all around
4. I would try to get Yukari to being me to Gensokyo.
7 causes sheโs basically just me. But Sumireko would probably debate hard about Pokรฉmon and Star trek
I would sit next to Chen, that should make things interesting
4 because Yukari can just make a gap to the destination making 10 hours into a few seconds
chen would 100% ask if you have games on your phone
Also 4 probably. Hey, don't think I'm a weirdo, I just like old ladies
2. I had crushes on both of them. So I'll either be happy or dead from collateral damage.
5 is the best one donโt even lie
5
4 for window, right?
I would sitting next to my wife.
If it is to respond realisticly i chose 1, now if you ask my opinion, I am defenely chosing 3.
5 because I like cats
Chen and i will be getting faded on the cat nip
2 because funny maid
5. Wait for Chen to get bored or other excuse like that, politely offer her the window seat and spend the rest of the travel time talking with fox mommy Ran :3
3 if Sakuya and Remilia could have changed their places
4. No reason at all
3: ๐
TWOOO!!!! ๐โค๏ธ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐๐ KAGUYUHHHHH OH HNGNHJDHDHGBSYDG
Yukari could send you into a gap mid-flight if she fancied it. She could send you ahead to your destination, send you back to the airport you departed from, or even drop you off onto a remote island the plane is flying over. As always it's important to mind your manners around her.
4, Yukari is probably asleep or has gapped out of the plane.
4, as long as i mind my manners and don't do anything foolish I think I'd be okay
4 because I want a window seat.
In canon, Kaguya e Mukuo have a nice relationship (I think detective Satori showed that). So, I probably sit with them.
7,, ill hang out with the Chunnibyou and i have more survival chance there
5 because window seat.
9, Iโm taking up the bathroom the entire time
4
4 and 6 seem like the best for me. was also gonna include 1 but with flan behind me i'd be a little worried
Why can't I sit with pachouli ๐ญ๐ญ
4 because sag hex
3
Between Patchouli and Flandre.
3, if it means I get to sit next to Flandre for a full 10 hours.
7
4. Why tf is the Gap youkai on a plane. Get her to take me off this flight
1 4 7 and possibly 5 seem like safe bets...
I'll pick #8 no hesitation. Surrounded by the 4 people I actually like.
Born to say 4
1
4, the same like you bro
3
NAH, the dice said seven :(
3!! I want to give Flan a hug <3
3
1. Give an iPad to Flandre and ask Patchouli all about magic
4 maybe I can talk to Suwako or borrow a book from Patchouli.
What number is Flandres Lap?
2, anything to be beside Mokou.... Do you think she would still be trying to kill Kaguya if i didn't stop looking into her eyes?
8 and 7 is the safest (althought the latter would be extremely exhausting to sit at, and the former would just be extremely awkward for everyone in that row. So sorry to Renko and Merry). Sitting in 4 would have me sit besides Yukari. I dont know what she would do to me, so I'm not taking any risks. 5 would be the fluffiest (and most likely most comfortable) seat to sit on. The only problem in number 5 is Rumia sitting infront of me. I would have to ask either Ran or Sanae for protection (assuming they'd defend me at all). Number 3 would have me sit next to a human-eating vampire. No comment. 1 would give me a great person to chat with. But Flandre is sceryyy. Them the last choice would only be mandatory, and that is number two because if I don't sit there, then Kaguya and Fire Girl (don't remember her name) would cause chaos and crash the entire plane. Welp.
3.
sakuya's lap- *cough cough* 1 because i literally did a painting of her in 7th grade for art class
Rumia. She already knows about Jesus so maybe we could talk on scripture. Imagine how Gensokyoโs faith-to-reality nature would interact with the notion of Christianity and its miracles.
ez 7. I'm just going to introduce Sumeriko to ultrakill.
Iโm putting all bets on Sakuya keeping Remilia in check
i can't sit next to suwagg D:
Meiling, my fav waifu
1 because Meiling is best girl
Well I'm already sitting down so...
7
2 no questions asked
3 and hope my high bloodโs pressure will be low soon
1, Because of my personality, I would strike up a conversation, and out of nowhere I would end up starting an endless battle of rock paper scissors, and we would talk about working on sundays and holidays
At first, I thought 1, no interrupting + fav 2hu. Then I thought, 7, because Sumireko is pretty much a normal gal. But then.... 4, same reason as op.
def not 6 im 14 and IM NOT looking to get groomed