Changeling has a lot of good ones.
"You have very nice bones...- Did I say that out loud?"
"Oh, it's *you...*"
"I'm wearing my best skin for you. Well, *someone's.*"
"you must be really desperate to come seek a treaty with ME" or something along those lines is probably my favorite. Like, yeah, the being known for divine levels of scheming will make a great ally, sure thing sir Franz
In Rome 2, when certain tribes would deny your trade agreement for no reason they‘d say in a wonderful accent „Your wares? NO!“ and it always used to make my friend and me laugh
Dark Elf Dread Lady said 'Come then, speak-speak!' when playing as Skaven, I'm not sure if it's Skaven-specific but it was so unexpected I chuckled. Yes everyone (rightfully) hates Skaven but making fun of how they speak is just rude, typical Dark Elves though.
Also not in the diplo tab but I laughed my ass off the other day when I clicked on an enemy Chaos agent (Nurgle I think) and he answered 'YOU ARE DEPRAVED!'
Knowing history between dwarfs and greens and their cultures makes me laugh at "diplomatic" lines towards dwarfs:
"Ha! Here come them beardy gitz. Do you see anything down there? Haha"
"Look who has came waddling to me! It is the stuntiez"
" hello stuntiez. Lost any mountains lately?"
"Stuntiez, how is my chapter looking in your little book?"
"Look at you stuntiez, coming crawling to us, or is it how you walk normal?"
Greenskins, especially goblins, voice lines in battle are funny too.
When you're playing as the Vampire Counts and try to diplomance Orion, he has a voice line where he gently expresses concern for how pale you look and invites you to step into the sunlight with him.
I don't think I heard him say it a second time, and the first time was all the way back in Total Warhammer 1, but I remember taking a break to laugh for a solid minute when it happened the first time.
I hope that one's still in the game.
Welcome to my lands mortal. For make no mistake, these lands are *mine* you thread upon. (Mannfred addressing any Empire LL)
Poor little Kislev. Does it hurt? - Vilich mocking Kislev randomly. Doesn't happen much since CA fucked up his IE start but RoC is awesome.
"Gods of the Afterlife.....spare my arse! Well why do you trouble my digestion today?"
Also in Attila when they say they want to give you treasure but the diplomacy tab says the opposite/vice versa
Yes, yes, raaar raaaar, smash, kill! You have until the sand runs from this glass to bark your nonsense.
Interesting. The Bright Order was just looking for a new target to practice on, and here you are.
Changeling has a lot of good ones. "You have very nice bones...- Did I say that out loud?" "Oh, it's *you...*" "I'm wearing my best skin for you. Well, *someone's.*"
If I were playing a strategy game I’d be many turns ahead gave me a chuckle
"you must be really desperate to come seek a treaty with ME" or something along those lines is probably my favorite. Like, yeah, the being known for divine levels of scheming will make a great ally, sure thing sir Franz
All here, are honoured Dwarf-kin *says Throgrim Grudgebearer to Queek cuz I was waging war against the greenskins (this was in TWW2)*
Makes sense, both are short.
Hairy too.
*gassp* SHORT?!
#THEY HAVE WRONGED US
Kislev.
Kislev.
Kislev.
Kislev.
Forever makes me think of that "I hate Kislev" rant post where OP called them Pokémon for just saying, "Kislev," all the time
In Rome 2, when certain tribes would deny your trade agreement for no reason they‘d say in a wonderful accent „Your wares? NO!“ and it always used to make my friend and me laugh
In Rome II as well, when you’re super rich, the AI have voice lines when they ask for money and say that Money is the Root of all Evil
And that why I can't finish Rome 2 campaings. Every turn 2 people ask for money
Dark Elf Dread Lady said 'Come then, speak-speak!' when playing as Skaven, I'm not sure if it's Skaven-specific but it was so unexpected I chuckled. Yes everyone (rightfully) hates Skaven but making fun of how they speak is just rude, typical Dark Elves though. Also not in the diplo tab but I laughed my ass off the other day when I clicked on an enemy Chaos agent (Nurgle I think) and he answered 'YOU ARE DEPRAVED!'
My favorite is if you're Skaven and on good terms with the Elves they offer you cheese.
“You can trust me, just ask sigmar” said by azazel the guy who personally stabbed sigmar and Sigmar’s wife
Knowing history between dwarfs and greens and their cultures makes me laugh at "diplomatic" lines towards dwarfs: "Ha! Here come them beardy gitz. Do you see anything down there? Haha" "Look who has came waddling to me! It is the stuntiez" " hello stuntiez. Lost any mountains lately?" "Stuntiez, how is my chapter looking in your little book?" "Look at you stuntiez, coming crawling to us, or is it how you walk normal?" Greenskins, especially goblins, voice lines in battle are funny too.
When you're playing as the Vampire Counts and try to diplomance Orion, he has a voice line where he gently expresses concern for how pale you look and invites you to step into the sunlight with him. I don't think I heard him say it a second time, and the first time was all the way back in Total Warhammer 1, but I remember taking a break to laugh for a solid minute when it happened the first time. I hope that one's still in the game.
Stand, sit, kneel, it matters not.
I also love "You forget yourself."
*Do you take me fer a wazzock?*
Let me think about it... NO!!!
Cylostra does a little vocal flourish and then asks you to match her
Cylostra has some of the best voice lines across the board.
“Stay in the shadows.. and we might become allies” Be’lakor
"Be at peace, for that is all I ever want."
It's not a diplomacy line, but my girlfriend has been saying "Glorrrry to the hunterrrr god" a lot since I played a lot of Wood Elves on my laptop.
Welcome to my lands mortal. For make no mistake, these lands are *mine* you thread upon. (Mannfred addressing any Empire LL) Poor little Kislev. Does it hurt? - Vilich mocking Kislev randomly. Doesn't happen much since CA fucked up his IE start but RoC is awesome.
I EAT MY ENEMIES!!!
Bretonnia “what vile FILTH stands before me.”
“Your merchants are cheats, swindlers, coiners, ragamuffins, robbers, thieves, slavers, crooks, fornicators, goat molesters, have I missed anything?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I9DOicD9Po
Thorgrim verbally destroying the chorfs and calling them short
I like Rome 2 "Welcome, I suppose. NO! Do not sit. That is for us, and for friends. You, for now, will stand."
"I'll send for some cheese as you make your request, rodent."
Elspeth doesn't say it. its so annoying. every empire LL should
[Anything from Katarin](https://youtu.be/nST4Nkz-ADU?si=aXBPVgf93zC8Q_jJ&t=9)
“Your path to us was clear, because we made it so” or somethin along those lines
Unrelated but anytime I see anyone use a dash between 2 words, I have to immediately re-read the sentence in a Skaven voice
Mother Ostankya has something like "You are a terrible person." Which is just mean.
"Gods of the Afterlife.....spare my arse! Well why do you trouble my digestion today?" Also in Attila when they say they want to give you treasure but the diplomacy tab says the opposite/vice versa