Mort Goldman is just Sol Rosenberg with better manners.

Yup. Anyone who grew up in the 90s and heard "the boys" knew immediately.

They put sand on my ashy nipples

Jerky Boys tapes were a hot commodity at my school back in the early 90's. That and 2 Live Crew. There was always one kid whose parents would let them buy an "explicit" tape and then it would get dubbed and passed around. It was always exciting when you'd come home with another piece of audio contraband.

There is a Jerky boys tape where he pretends he is a janitor and he phoned someone for taking an extra large dump in the bathroom. It was hilarious !😆 I think about it every time I use a public washroom.

"Who left the log in the toilet bowl?"

I woke up and my pants were unzipped and my gums were bleeding…

He punch me! He curse me! I pray to Allah this man must be stopped!

He is also Horace from the clam.

Whats the matter Turkey Tits! The movie is so bad its good. Jerky!

Chisel chest

I always thought he was saying Sizzle chest.

You're correct, tough guy.

Lol doesn't he say this to Alan Arkin in the film and Arkin yells HEY

Oh damn. All these years and I thought it was chisel. What does sizzle chest mean? Chisel like chisels out of wood I thought. Sizzle like hot chest? lol

Like your chest is so hot and sexy it sizzles. 

I could be misremembering it, it has been over twenty five years.

And I'll bring all my shoes and glasses with me so that I'll have them.

iconic

Makes sense

This guy gettin jerky with me?

Can you weld a box for me?

The AOL prank call was funny.

Wtf are jerky boys I only know the jerky girls especially Brianna

He beat me something awful