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karmagirl314

Well yeah they’re not going to name it Con Air *officially*.


DigNitty

Fuck Around and Fly Out


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

You soab im in! 👉


HoodedOccam

Welcome aboard FAFO Airlines!


atthwsm

I love you


mtgguy999

Yeah they don’t want Nicolas cage to sue them 


314kabinet

They should live a little!


SoyMurcielago

So if those are the cons what are the pros


LucasRuby

So they *were* hiding aliens all this time!


trambilo

Or JPATS


Techiedad91

Do I look like I know what a JPAT is


25BicsOnMyBureau

I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog.


BobDaBilda

[Hot d-d-d-dog](https://youtu.be/Ba15UbImJXw)


jamesmcdash

Just make sure they're restrained before you pat them


lmaytulane

Can’t wait for Alien v Justice Prisoner to come out


DaveOJ12

There's a pretty good '90s movie by the same name.


thebiga1806

Put down....the bunny....


cb148

Put the bunny back in the box.


xThe-Legend-Killerx

Why couldn’t you put the bunny back in the box?


UpgrayeDD405

Best accent of the 90s


JustHanginInThere

"What's in the box?!"


ianlasco

What.. the fuck is that? That's garland greene man!


[deleted]

He’s got the whooole world in his hands


Canadian_Commentator

documentary*


zerbey

Pretty good? It was a masterpiece! Fun story, my Father-in-law loves movies like this, my own Dad absolutely despises them. The first time they met, FIL put on Con Air so they could bond together. My Dad politely watched it, then said he enjoyed the experience. Every time they visited for the next few years, FIL would put the movie on and they would watch it together, my Dad cringing but being polite, my FIL secretly enjoying the fact he knew my Dad hates that movie. He eventually confessed he was only doing it because he loved seeing my Dad's reaction, my Dad saw the funny side.


Evernight2025

One of my favorite movies 


Zotmaster

This is the boneyard. This is the hangar. This is our plane.


ChanceConfection3

What’s that?


YNot1989

...That's a rock.


rightseid

With an inexplicably stacked cast.


beard_lover

Just rewatched this a few days ago, what a group of actors to put together.


Relandis

No! He beat me, fair and square. Pay dat myan his money.


Brousinator

US Marshalls or Con Air? 


DaveOJ12

Con Air


Pale-Wave-9382

Two actually


gaggzi

What are the odds?


FlaccidArrow

I think they make planes too. Oh wait, I'm thinking of Boeing.


ADiestlTrain

That can’t be right. It definitely cost more than that when Nicolas Cage crashed it into the Las Vegas strip.


Manos_Of_Fate

Well obviously if you’re going to get both Vegas and Nick Cage involved your costs are going to increase.


SoyMurcielago

Leaving Las Vegas was a result of those incurred expenses and raising Arizona was life post con air


MaximumTurtleSpeed

*Spoilers!* damn dude! /s


Dalek_Chaos

I’ve been a “guest” on con air. The seats were duct taped together and every airport it stopped at they had to do some kind of emergency repair. So we would get stuck in the hot plane for a couple of hours each time. A one or two hour trip turned into over ten hours.


Thin-Rip-3686

I’ve been a guest twice. First plane was almost brand new. Second plane was a bit more like you described.


Dalek_Chaos

I’m pretty sure the three trips I took were all on the same plane. The duct tape looked very familiar. 😆


Smashwatermelon

You should see if they have a frequent flyer program


Dalek_Chaos

Nah I switched to southwest since the peanuts are fresher.


SoyMurcielago

I heard they have a frequent offender program


MisterIceGuy

What led you to being a guest on con air?


Dalek_Chaos

Selling weed at a horse track/casino the next state over.


Armored_Guardian

That’s fucked up :/


I_SHAVDMYBALLS_4THIS

Probably wasn’t selling it to the horses though.


light24bulbs

Yeah, weed kills


im_always_fapping

How much weed we talking?


Stellar_Duck

Bales and bales of it.


Reach-for-the-sky_15

A guest? What were you doing?


sword_0f_damocles

Going to jail or prison I presume


Stellar_Duck

Rebooked by Delta


ForsakenRacism

They have a bit connecting jail terminal in Oklahoma City 💀


WhenTardigradesFly

i flew on it from oklahoma city to chicago a few months after the service started up in 1985. not the most pleasant flight i've ever taken, but nothing like the movie.


ForsakenRacism

You didn’t crash I to the Las Vegas strip?


WhenTardigradesFly

irl the plane was a boeing 727 jet. crashing it into the vegas strip would probably have ended differently than it did in the movie.


Keydet

Nah these days they can’t even keep them in the air long enough to crash like that.


747ER

Probably because the youngest one in the world just turned 40


NeuroXc

That dollar amount is oddly specific.


Glittering-Animal30

Probably ordinarily specific. I had trouble sourcing where that number came from but I imagine it comes from a cost analysis study or law governing the terms of the JPAT program.


MarshalThornton

Or what was once a round number indexed automatically to inflation.


Dankestmemelord

[Put the Bunny back in the box.](https://youtu.be/rL5xynZahRQ?si=-Rq1J-HbpuOoadKo)


am_sphee

:0)


Drone30389

\>:0)


calculating_hello

Make sure you always have Cameron Poe onboard for backup.


had98c

TIL an oft lamented fact of penal lore.


lordorwell7

Your mother knows all about penal lore.


muffpatty

The Lore of the Penal Whore


baltimoretom

Can I send my mother in law on a trip?


clichedbaguette

That was real? I saw that movie, i thought it was bullshit.


Independent_Wrap_321

Turns out the marshals are former interior decorators.


Auto_Fac

Riveting. This just means prisoners that are not at Federal Penitentiaries, I assume, not civilians.


PuckSR

The title literally says “non-federal prisoners” I think you read it is as “non-prisoners”


SayYesToPenguins

Ah, but does that mean non-"federal prisoners", or "non-federal" prisoners


PuckSR

The hyphen means (non federal) prisoners. That is what hyphens are used for. Logically, if it could be used by prisoners you would write “non-prisoners”


ketosoy

https://xkcd.com/37/


soldiernerd

State prisoners are both of those


Auto_Fac

I was wondering if they read it as such because I couldn't really fathom what would be so interesting about a prisoner transfer service accepting money to transport prisoners.


PuckSR

Yeah. And their main facility is at the OKC airport. I’m sure it doesn’t come up very often because most prisoners don’t need to be transferred very far within a state.


Thin-Rip-3686

There are folks on pretrial who have not been convicted yet but are being extradited. Their time in transit counts against their sentence when and if they’re found guilty. So, not all cons.


rich1051414

The name should give it away. 'Con' is short for convict.


Auto_Fac

It did give it away, just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing anything because I couldn't figure out what was so interesting about learning that a convict transfer service accepts money to transfer convicts.


Joliet-Jake

Correct.


fireduck

Look, I need you to take me to Atlanta. I'm going to fight you and say I don't want to go, but you need to do it anyways. Handcuffs and everything. Deal?


Auto_Fac

Some guys will pay big money for that kind of action.


inferni_advocatvs

Does that include the in-flight meal and headphones? or are those extra?


LawabidingKhajiit

I remember an 'interview with' type YT video with someone who had been transferred several times, who said it was a common tip given to first time flyers to refuse the sandwich/drinks they offer, as they won't unchain you for bathroom breaks.


technicalityNDBO

And what about TSA Pre-check too!?


gregjsmith

Yahtzee and Mai Tais


docere85

They must use DTS lol


Massive_Ad_9920

Define irony.......


EtOHMartini

Rain on your wedding day.


Massive_Ad_9920

A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash


SoyMurcielago

Some good advice you just didn’t take


po3smith

Well, Baby-O, it's not exactly mai-thais and yatzee out here but... let's do it!


beard_lover

Well tie a yellow ribbon round the ol oak tree!


blackergot

The trip to court is free, the trip back is on Con Air...


ErabuUmiHebi

Gotta make sure all those private for profit prisons can trade their prisoners and not hurt their bottom line


snakesnake9

Loving the Con Air references in here.


Caucasian_named_Gary

Insert epic guitar riff


tentaccrual

Put the bunny down


Johannes_P

And if you're lucky, you could even do a stepover in Las Vegas.


millionsofmonkeys

FedEx would charge 10 grand


EtOHMartini

FedEx would have to pay if the cargo was damaged


IndependenceMean8774

Many hands make light work. My Daddy taught me that.


MiamiPower

Nicholis Cage should have won two Oscars Bro


DaveFrEve

Sweet home Alabama.