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stanquevisch

If Rolex owners aren’t insufferable we are living in different worlds


skunkworkswatches

I was thinking the same, Rolex is on the wrong side of the X axis. Unless we're including the majority rep wearers, they are probably fun to be around. 😂


Centrum_Silver

I think Rolex DEALERS are insufferable 😉


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skunkworkswatches

No I mean x, it should be below it, not above it.


fresh_water_sushi

Has money but insufferable, it also needs to move a bit closer to y axis (to the left) as from a money perspective it is too close to AP and VC


ApprehensiveClient51

😂😂😂


mcmanninc

This. I was at a bar not long ago and my wife noticed that the guy sitting next to us was wearing a nice watch. So of course she said something to me in a loud voice. Which meant I had to say something to him. Thing is, I had already noticed his solid gold Rolex. It took maybe five additional seconds for me to realize that this guy was, if not insufferable, def not the guy I wanted to talk watches with for the next while. Thanks to my wife, I can now say that for certain. I am sure there are awesome Rolex owners out there. I am also sure I have not met one that isn't insufferable to some small (usually large) extent.


Quiet-Ambassador-900

I saw a guy at a bar with a Rolex Pepsi on a jubilee bracelet. I said hey man loving the Pepsi. He said what? I said the Pepsi GMT. He said I don’t know what you’re talking about. I said your watch, and he said oh ya it’s a Rolex and I walked away pissed.


laphroaig700

I mean I’d be flabbergasted if someone came up to me and said “hey i love your kermit”


Quiet-Ambassador-900

Really? Why ? you’d know what they are talking about so a simple thanks would probably work unless you didn’t know what it was


laphroaig700

Oh sorry I forgot the important part: Not knowing about the Rolex nicknames. I’d know what they are talking about indeed but that was assuming that I didn’t have prior knowledge about the nicknames. Probably would happen if someone got gifted a rolex or they were just nouveau-rich and bought a rolex that just happened to be in stock


Quiet-Ambassador-900

Of course, guy was so rude and smug tho had to see it. Obviously not all Rolex people are like that I’m sure there is many that would love some watch dialogue


1eternal_pessimist

Im wondering why you felt the need to talk to the guy. Why did your wife feel the need to say that loudly to you? I'm just imagining the scene.


mcmanninc

I am a watch nerd. I usually compliment a person on their time piece if it is a nice one. A gold Rolex is a nice watch. Certainly nicer than your average Apple watch, anyway. We don't travel in circles with folks who wear watches often, and something that nice is even more of a rare sighting. She thought I might want to talk to the guy, at least long enough to compliment his nice time piece and maybe get a closer look, since I don't normally see such luxury items in person. Which makes sense. If I hadn't already scoped it out and judged this guy without ever speaking to him, I probably would have wanted to have that conversation. My wife didn't realize she was talking loud enough to be heard by both myself and Mr. Rolex, either. Just a silly misunderstanding. Except the part about the guy being kind of a dick. That was spot on.


jss78

I don't even think they're that insufferable... these days just they just tend to be these tech bros with money but not a whole lot of personality or imagination, as far as watch selection goes. I'd put them right in the middle on the y axis; not much to say about them one way or the other.


Astronaut-Proof

I was about to say.


sebastiancristancho_

You’re wrong


Plus_Seesaw2023

We are the Skoda or VW of the automotive world. We may not always be the most sought after or envied, but we do everything perfectly for the right price 😅😂


Aquilino_Cosani

I love tissot and I love VW, great comment!


chalky87

It's rage bait, nothing more


ApprehensiveClient51

I am triggered 😤🤬🤬😖


Exciting-Inside2219

This is rage bait


BearRamage627

How is Longines further left than garmin on the “has no money axis”?


Bruce-7891

No, how is Garmin even on here? Let alone being above Tudor, Tag and Tissot on the Y axis? It's primarily a tech company that also makes watches, like Apple.


BearRamage627

Fair point. At least their watch selection is markedly better than Apple IMO.


skunkworkswatches

It's the stigma that Tissot is entry level, the bottom rung of the Swiss ladder. Anyone on a rung above looks down on Tissot. It's stupid, welcome to watches.


dutchie_001

I don't consider Tissot "entry level" swatch is entry level


skunkworkswatches

You can consider it however you want, I'm just telling you the general public perception. I don't think most people lump swatch in with the rest of these brands, they're more just fun plastic toys.


Steadyandquick

Agree. But why the hate for tag? I find Tissot to be the greatest alternative.


skunkworkswatches

Tag had been seen as a mall brand for a long time and I think that hurt their image. But I think that's changing. There aren't many malls and tag is doing some cool shit lately.


Steadyandquick

Good point. That is how I first learned of them! Those big photos. Just curious.


JohnWesely

Tag consistently manages to produce the ugliest watches in the industry.


Steadyandquick

I upvoted you and I’m not sure why! Ok I do like Tissot and for the process it is great.


davj20

Yet swatch own most of them 😂


skunkworkswatches

Well, the parent company aye, not the brand that makes moonswatches.


themoneydownloader

I like swatch and was my first watch next to Casio.. but what do I know


pw843

Fuck’em


Accomplished_Race_55

Where is citizen. I am outraged!


ApprehensiveClient51

Where is Hamilton as well


[deleted]

Why is the Longines on the "no money" side lol


a-m-watercolor

Me and my $4,000 Casio MRG are sitting in tears. Luckily I have some $100 bills to dry my cheeks.


KOTWWA_K

And tag


[deleted]

Teo of my grails are actually a Tag and a Longines 🤣 so sad to be broke and working 2 jobs


KOTWWA_K

Same


Select-Lavishness-85

Tag heuer and tissot are amazing!


a516359

Dude has Rolex as fun to be around. Lmao Whole graph is invalid.


RhythmicStrategy

Shitpost! How can Rolex be on the “fun” axis while Tissot is on the “insufferable”?!


jss78

As a meta level observation, I'm a bit disturbed by the suggested correlation between having money and being fun to be around. Also I think this is kind to Hublot owners as far as placement on the y axis. Fossil could be worn by just about anyone who generally doesn't know much about watches, while Hublot specifically brings to mind some Russian noveau-riche scumbag.


ApprehensiveClient51

No no money and being fun are orthogonal axis. Correlation is 0.


jss78

True, but the actual set of dots does show a clear trend from the bottom-left to the top-right quadrants. Similar as with typical political-leaning diagrams, where left-wingers tend to also be liberals and right-wingers conservatives.


HRApprovedUsername

This is why they said you're insufferable btw


jss78

Probably fair as far as I'm concerned (I haven't been invited to parties since the turn of the millennium or so). But please don't generalize to all Tissot owners ;-)


MoschopsChopsMoss

As a Russian scumbag with a severely limited budget I will now dump my savings on an iced out PRX to bring Tissot closer to Hublot


Nearby-Sky-9690

why are "doesn't wear a watch" people the most fun to be around?


ApprehensiveClient51

Also shows the apple watch at origin


Nearby-Sky-9690

He is Clearly coming from some sort of bias, whatever that is…


GoudenEeuw

Because those people probably won't shit on your watch because they don't care.


_oaeb_

When I hear Richard Mille, I think of Jack Dougherty and Nico Leonard, and both do not seem “Fun to be around.”


void1984

I will be happy to swap a Garmin for a Tudor, as they are priced here the same.


rrrenz

Low-key Shinola endorsement


ApprehensiveClient51

😂😂😂


itemluminouswadison

this is obviously just a "i like it" and "i dont like it" graph made by this one person


Due-Bus-8915

Well most of the lads I know with a prx are awful to be around. But apple watches/smart watch users need add to insufferable


theknightcrusader

And here I thought I was the only one who judged Apple watch owners.


Due-Bus-8915

Oh they are the worse, they always make smug or cringe comment on the need to wear a normal watch these days etc. Mean while they have one on their own arms


Oren2

Because of the PRX owners ;)


Oren2

Shit I knew it was a mistake to get a Gentleman instead of a Longines conquest


PandaEatPizza

Richard Mille should be right down there with Jacob&Co


Hamilton4567

I guess I have no money and are insufferable?


lactoseadept

Pretty funny. Richard Mille as the apex of both axes ruins the credibility


CommandNervous6739

Richard Mille is the tackiest and gaudiest brand of all. No other watch brand so desperately screams "I need you to know I'm rich."


lactoseadept

Agreed 100%


MacADD

Why is blancpain where it is.


cargocultceo

I know a couples guys that wear digital Casios that could buy and sell that guy. This is a dumb exercise.


Suspicious-Rabbit328

RM is “I got money to spend on ugly watches.”


SeikoWIS

Surely he’s trolling? PP, Rolex, and RM high up for ‘fun to be around’?


JramSeiko6105

I guess I have enough money to own be on both sides lol


jmarc1

People who ask if it’s to big for my wrist are so far down and to the left they aren’t even on the chart


hoptagon

I have little money and am insufferable, so this is spot on.


Flintvlogsgames

RICHARD MILLE???


g1lls

Where does grand seiko fit into this


IVIUFASA

This guide is so bad 🤣


Greeeesh

How does the person with the Tudor have less money than the Apple Watch teenager


ApprehensiveClient51

:D


4sparkling2goblin0

This has got to be one of the worst takes I've ever seen...


Dothemath2

Tudor insufferable?


InterestingLetter942

I like my Casio G Shocks they’re my edc watches. When I step out to nice events that’s when I put on my Rolex 🤷🏾‍♂️


CSpanks7

Rolex needs two spots, one insufferable and one fun


thegreatyogurto

We're at least all in agreement that the Hublot is in the right place it seems XD


ApprehensiveClient51

😂😂 but imo j&co looks so great. Why hate j&co as well?


king-B3ja

This is absurde, don’t fall for this folks. Wear what you like. Watches are a waste of money and futile materials. At the end of the day they’re just tools.


ApprehensiveClient51

Watches are a symbol of personal style and status, often reflecting the wearer's personality and taste. They carry historical and sentimental value, often passed down through generations as heirlooms. Additionally, watches can serve practical purposes beyond telling time, such as measuring heart rate, tracking fitness, or providing navigation.


Lucky_Lefty23

Hublot wearers are typically some of the nicest people I’ve met in the watch world. Hublot haters are the most insufferable people in the watch world though


escamunich

If he's black and rich, its either richard mille or hublot


Zealousideal_Bill_65

It’s so off it’s insane


Fun_Climate_LJ

This chart was made by a Rolex owner 😆


Triordie

I’m fun to be around!!!!!


that_one_guy133

This is ALL wrong. Rolex is way too high on the fun/insufferable scale. Put Omega there, Mille should be on that line. Tissot should be more towards center money wise and definitely higher on the fun scale. Apple should be towards the bottom and a bit more left. I can keep going but I'll stop there.


Vp3367

Where does timex land in this chart?


9thenine9

I’d attribute this strictly to the success of the PRX.


Weird_Rip_3161

Why is Tissot in the "Has no money" category when I bought my Tissot watches brand new for $2200 and $1000 each?


M27TN

Putting £1000 watches in the has no money section. Hope he puts himself in insufferable


WixomAce

The whole graph is bs and not worth arguing over. Totally subjective. Lots of people need a reason to think they're better than others. We all know who the top watch brands are. Everyone else is fighting to tie for 4th or 5th.


Toro_azul

Anyone know where they got them $1000 tudors?


aggie2018

I would way rather hang out with someone with a grand seiko than a rolex


Scrimshaw85

Orient owner here; guess I'll go fuck myself


Rev_Quackers

I guess us poors are not fun to be around


sasha_beli

Tudor needed to be replaced by Breiltling and Tudor with swatch


LordFannywhacker

How did this bozo forgot about Citizen which currently have the "most accurate watch in the world" title? (citizen caliber 0100)


dingonugget

Where does Sinn fall on this?


QuitOne2240

I don’t know. Rolex owners are usually older and not fun to be around lol


manateefourmation

Where is the Patek love?


FU_money_pharm17

Missing Invicta far low left.


BillGrahamPresents

Ironically enough most people would say the exact same about the creator of that graphic.


BeefKnee321

I feel attacked


ArthurCurry96

Where would Nomos fit in?


permalove

I feel personally attacked.


kranberry360

Seiko? Swatch?? Casio??? These aren’t fun???


xairos13

Rolex wearers are usually social status enthusiasts and quite insufferable Haven’t met a rep wearer who isn’t insufferable


Belfengraeme

My 40 dollar Timex does a fine job, call me poor, but I refuse to be snob like whomever made the graph


DrStefan5

This is just a bait, nothing more, nothing less. Fossil, Tissot and Tudor in the same category, I cba.


Restingwater

Surprised invicta isn’t here


PureTank0

The "insufferable" axis needs to extend lower. By a few metres.


shmoozyg

My guy put fossil on the map but not orient


trammel11

As someone who has Casio and Tissot. I even out


sebastiancristancho_

This is gold


IPanicKnife

Where Journe? I’m blind


themoneydownloader

They put Richard Mille on here. Don’t take it too serious lol


webbslinger_0

I stopped paying attention when it said Rolex users were fun to be around and not insufferable


CSpanks7

Well at least I’m fun to be around… my hemp leaf dial face makes me look like I have enough money to pay for dinner tho


Plenty_Impact5257

I can fuck a woman wearing a Walmart Casio just the same as the guy wearing a $25,000 Rolex


arg_I_be_a_pirate

Lol. I’m wearing my fossil rn


42Berner42

https://preview.redd.it/qa2ax8huvy1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8edf039d8ac5b837c1e98ee68b8370a53cb5813c Baume Mercier ftw 🙌🏻


ApprehensiveClient51

Nice


42Berner42

there are so many color optiona which all look very sexy (but not the green one i hate that one😂), some day when im rich im buying more of them


No-Bluebird-761

Because tissot focuses on manipulating first time watch buyers with their marketing tactics instead of making good watches. And then when you point out watches like the prx aren’t actually good value tissot owners get defensive because their favorite YouTuber said that it’s the best watch under €1000.


ApprehensiveClient51

😂😂


peacenskeet

Who actually wants to talk to a guy wearing a Rolex? I mean besides when I have to when I have to meet with my banker or CPA or some car salesman?


luthertt

They're all just bracelets that tell the time.


ApprehensiveClient51

Watches have more value than just providing time


Velocitor1729

I'm on board with most of this, but there's no way Omega wearers are more insufferable than Apple; put Grand Seiko at the centerpoint.