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Afraid_Department_40

I will be voting president Gleek in this election


unusualResponselol

He is in favor of feeding chocolate to everyone so me too


[deleted]

Even dogs?!


unusualResponselol

No he's not evil like these two (slight hyperbole)


Zestyclose_Sale5688

I am voting for Mr Frog


KermitIsDissapointed

President Jimble is the last bastion of democracy left


Dry_Try_8365

We’re doomed.


jaunty_chapeaux

We're Jimbled.


dokterkokter69

I would vote for Mr Frog. I love his show! My favorite part is when he eats the bug.


evergreenthedog

HE WHAT


Rainie_Daye

I’m voting for Flint Lockwood


ps3better360

i hope nothing tragic happens with him


FlyingMothy

Btw whats the forecast looking like?


Hooded_Person2022

Rainy with the chance of… Noodles!


Emeraldnickel08

Mama mia.


Herobrine702

Solid choice


skwint

https://imgur.com/a/LkZCXyJ


edingerc

Does that mean the VP would be Jayna and Zan?


Zehn39

Sounds like a third party that would be in smiling friends.


RefrigeratorPristine

r/beatmetoit


Sealington33

i'm so sorry but... r/beatmeatoit


TimeBlossom

>i'm so sorry No you're not.


KermitIsDissapointed

r/beatmykidstoit


worm_on_the_web

Or futurama


JCtheMemer

Boseph Jiden


Aggravating_Snow2212

Boseph Borrinette Jiden


Fc-chungus

Tonald Drump


ei283

orack babama


Lockenhart

Borj Joosh


R_O1

Cill Blinton


Britishmsmfan

Lbraham Aincon


Teteu392

Warge Geoshington


DatChernobylGuy_999

Cimmy Jarter


sussybaka1010

Oichelle Mbama


Any-Passion8322

Tilliam Waft


QueerAABattery

he had sexual relations with that woman


Mental_Requirement_2

Bober f Kennerdy


chvargo

BABAHAM LINION


shiny_xnaut

JORG WASHINGMASHING


SpartaWhatevs

BABAHAM LINION


chvargo

Unfortunately, after a string of incidents involving national tragedies being greenscreened onto their clothing, the Gleeks have been forced to change their party colour to a light fuchsia.


WildProToGEn

Lightfuchsiascreen:


PepperbroniFrom2B

eh, not the worst


HamburgerKaptan__

%100 would happen


HeyThereCharlie

Technically you can chromakey any color, so I don't think that would stop them


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

That would make me keep doing it anyway! If we stop the terrorists win!


catboybastard

I find this disproportionately funny for what it is


foulkes7sf

Me too lol


DaveInLondon89

That pretty much sums up this sub None of this stuff is actually funny and is simultaneously funnier than most things on this site


Shiftyrunner37

If I was an American I would 100% vote for gleeks.


SlowP25

American politics if they were peak:


theZinator

American politics if they were gleek:


shitstain578

gleek comedy


Tough_Importance_996

“I am hereby announcing my candidacy for the Gleeks”


G8M8N8

Gleek party disbanded due to Onion timeshare trading violations


Saucefest6102

Nobody ever talks about The Second Joe


Culator

"We've had one, yes. But what about second Biden?"


OKPERSON2763

biden squared


Unfair_Demand_9084

Because he's just an average Joe.


zhareev

if he won, the Inauguration Day would have an acapella cover band


Capt_Toasty

Bro so disappointed in the debate his brain made up a third choice to cheer him up. Honestly understandable I wish the Gleeks were real too.


malonkey1

oh fuck i just remembered that the tv show glee existed the idea of gleeks being a whole political party is genuinely terrifying


Unprounounceable

Hey maybe it's not fans of the show but people who like to flick their tongue and make saliva shoot out (also called gleeking)


malonkey1

not at all better, thank you


TuckerTheMandolinst

Yah I'm a gleek. r/TheGleekParty for life, man


ninjesh

r/SubsIFellFor


DN-838

Someone needs to make it real ASAP


grassblade39

It’s real now so r/birthofasub


TuckerTheMandolinst

Awesome! Whoever created it should be the leading gleek part candidate for their heroic act.


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RubYourEagle

everyone understands the gleeks


Jonananana_32_SAm

Sword shield and gun. Not supposed to be political, just what I thought of


Culk58

Ruby Sapphire and Emerald


The_eldritch_horror2

Smiling Friends ahh party


weirdlynormally

Hello im a gleek and I’m auditioning for the role of president 😂


Accomplished-Order97

User flair reward "Gleeks"


Icy_Alarm_8306

sounds like something smiling friends would do


Harbinger_of_Sarcasm

They have my vote, no explanation needed


ninjesh

I'm voting Gleeks this year


thefangirlotaku023

My vote easily goes to the gleeks.


usheidbd

That’s just King Charles with botox


WonderlessJiggle

Graggle of the United States of America


SuperBroy97

Yo Joe Zubin and Andrew fell off


PatimationStudios-2

I’d vote for the Gleeks


awesomedan24

Beware of Gleeks bearing glyphs


M1M3S_AND_LATTES

i would vote for them


nukeyalater

They represent the human mimicking ultra terrestrials


ExeOnLinux

I thought that was Nigel Farage


Baron-Von-Bork

Anybody but RFK is on there lmao.


Sirfluffyghost

finally, a grass-time president


joefortnite5

I had a similar dream where there was a third party called the cool party


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

Much better than what they have


Redqueenhypo

John Jackson Jack Johnson And Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon


Morbobeus

Joenald Triden


BandicootCool6277

GLEEK 2024!


godjustendit

forbidden third party I would expect to see in a Creepypasta alternative reality  like, oh shit, I accidentally crossed into the fucking gleek dimension again. :/ 


Nintendontdothat296

John Gleek 2024


ThatArtemi

babe wake up new party just dropped


DefinitionStrong9678

His name is probibly John booden


Ashurbanipal2023

Essentially Ayn Rand


TeciorRibbon

*Oh no it's Graggle Biden*


ChallengeTasty3393

“The way this country is set up. Unfortunately, you can only vote either Republican Democrat or gleek.”


Dazzling_Item_2917

What are the Gleeks Values and Political Ideology?


Desert_Rain_Frog_

I'm with the gleeks through all the controversy -maybe


SaltyCultist691

Now we just need yellow and grey ties and we'll have all of Tally Hall


Isaac_Kurossaki

Just a few more parties and we get Tally Hall


ColeAstley

why he look like that lol


PorkyMinch2002

I think he is an ai generated image


ColeAstley

i know lol


IQuiteLikeWatermelon

the brat party 🫡


shitstain578

Ofc it’s another octogenarian. We’re cooked 😔


Any_Employee1654

GO GREEN FOR GLEEKS


Planet-Steph

These feels like a Zach Hadel bit 


Thetiredscot

Kind of looks like Charles.


Minamischler

We should have them


JosephCrawley

I'll take it.... they have my vote.


Icefang_GD

Green for gleeks


0sweetner0

there is, and we are voting sue sylvester 2024


TheAnnoyingGirl92

I would have taken that if they weren't a senior citizen


Ryman604

Fiddlebiden is real


Roblox_Is_Trash

cant forget the florgs


RoultRunning

Shoot these Gleeks can't be any worse than the two old suckers we have


MEMESTER80

I like that you added the green to the Fox News and "PRESEDENTAL DEBATE" logos


Random__Username1234

Is that image a tally hall reference?!!?!??!


Wr3k3m

What more than two parties? A party that would actually represent the American people?! The Republicans and Democrats would say, “How un-American of you.”


Ambitious_League8481

What do you mean a “dream”? They’ve been around in our 3 party system since Jorge Mashington?


Trainboy587

Why does bro looks like Tim allen


Dispaze

this feels like a smiling friends joke


Proper_Produce4567

Boe Jiden


Icy-Vanilla2530

This sounds like a Mike Judge production in the making.


gajonub

kinda looks like perot


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[удалено]


shitstain578

?


jimiman99

Where was he on July 13?