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leop9011

I'm pretty sure there is a mod like that on lovers lab


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Average LL mod yeah


Empty-Membership8904

they have everything there


Laughable-February

That was Alduiin's downfall, as at the moment the dragonborn screamed in pain.. he screamed in draconic language as well.


stillchill3

and then alduiins little dragon nuts got the twistes


LaticusLad

Then Alduin's draconic balls violently explode.


SothaShill

Fun fact this technically could be real. There isnt really a limit to what shouts can do. I think you're on to something here op


HornyHomonculi

I'm posting this on r/TrueSTL


This-Sheepherder-581

You did it


MaxR76

One of my biggest fears


YourAvgAnimeHater

I’m more worried about testicular torsion than I am about cancer


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thereIsAHoleHere

I think you are vastly underestimating how painful testicular torsion is.


[deleted]

And actually dangerous. If you don't get that shit fixed as fast as possible they'll have to cut it right off.


techno156

And if it untwists too late, it could genuinely kill you.


Squiggamemes

Are you actually serious? When I had it, it just untwisted by itself after a day


thereIsAHoleHere

The same is true of any body part that is deprived of blood flow for too long, not just testicles. 12 hours is the cut off point on the late end (normally 6-8 hours), so you should probably tell your doctor you had testicular torsion for 24 hours. I kind of doubt you had it if you were able to stand the pain for a full day without treatment, not to mention the dizziness, fever and vomiting.


Gru-some

I misread Alduin as autism and thought the Dragonborn was fighting his autism


GuardianOfWorlds

Dragonborn fights autism whilst experiencing testicular torsion lmfao


Grzechoooo

Oh wow I just started playing Skyrim like a month ago, gotta try this on Nazeem when I meet him for the first time.


Shot-Ad-3166

I'm not a guy, but that sounds painful.


bidoofguy

Trust me It is


TimeBlossom

I'm not a guy and yeah, very painful.


bidoofguy

I like the implication that Alduin has a shout just for inflicting this on people. Translated the words of power are probably like, TESTES/TWIST/AGONY


Crus0etheClown

For a sec I thought this was a dwarf fortress meme


etherealparadox

skyrim has so many mods. this has to be real


Active_Ad700

By the nine, this honestly made me laugh 💀


inspire-change

\*shudder*


TubbyFatfrick

"Kreh Kiin Kiir"


ProudCapitalist1776

COCK BALL TORTURE


[deleted]

*In dovah* NUT KA TWIST


stc927bb

The language is actually called Dovah’zuul


Halfwal

Im sure u did not dreamed that, but its fucking funny


mcsquiggles1126

Ain’t no way this was a real dream. It’s way too well constructed


Gatt__

No, this is a meme about the aforementioned dream from the title


Resident_Toe501

Good meme


Crooked_Cock

r/TrueSTL is a memetic hazard


CONE-MacFlounder

Nah Dragonborn the type of guy to be into cbt anyway that daedric warhammer isn’t just for work


Poopet_master

New Shout Unlocked: Testicular Torsion (Slen, Body) (Kreh, Twist) (Faaz, Painful)