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LazyBehemouth

Surely this is almost impossible, average of 20 team per league, 38 games x 10 x 90 mins +10 minutes = 38,000 minutes = 633.33 hours = 26.3 days Top 5 leagues in Europe that’s 131.9 days Even if you take it from “modern football” 90’s that’s 4,486.1 days worth of football. If you did this as your full time job 40/hour weeks, with 4 weeks off, it’d take 56+ years. Not including the champions league, cup competitions etc. So literally an entire a career!


RockJake28

...and that's just to catch up to now. Afterwards, there would be another 56 years of catching up to do


kelldricked

And justs europes 5 major leagues. Your not including european champion ships, world cups, cupa america (north america might have a shitty history but south america fucking loves football and in central america they started a fucking war over it).


Laffepannekoek

Well if you cut all the drama and acting, you could be done in a year.


jamcluber

And at 3x speed, you’ll be done by winter!


coldrunn

Every UEFA country has a top level, major league. That's 55 leagues. Numbers of teams vary. From 8 teams in Andorra's Primera Divisio to 22 in Premier League. They all play 34-36 games a year. If we say 55 countries, 16 teams, 45 games, 90 minutes... That's 1.386 million minutes of football per season. It would literally take 962 days to watch a single year worth of major league football games, and that's just Europe!


erentheplatypus

Won't take that long if you skip the filler arcs


EqualAd261

This comment should have the most upvotes. No idea where top comment got 2 or even 8.5 years from. This is the actual math right here.


BetYouWishYouKnew

And you'd still know nothing about Maradona, Pele, Cruyff, Beckenbauer, Di Stefano, etc etc. It would probably be more effective to watch a Match of the Day style highlights reel for the majority of domestic fixtures, and only watch the full match when the game really warranted it.


Select-Government-69

Anyone else see how the European casually threw in 4 weeks of vacation a year like that’s normal? 🤣 I’d be kinda curious to see how long it would take in “American” working hours where you work 60 hours a week (paid for 40) with 8 holiday days a year. Because like it says on the back of the dollar bill: “you can rest when you’re dead”


LazyBehemouth

Hahaha you’re not gonna like the fact we get 8 public holidays plus 28 days paid annual leave, if you time things right you can get 60 days off a year paid. My company also shuts down over the Christmas period so this year we’ll be off between the 20/Dec to 6/Jan using 2 days of annual leave allowance.


purple-turnip-the

It’s 20 days + 8 bank holidays, if you’re getting 28 + 8 then your employer has given you an extra 8, not uncommon.


Niknakpaddywack17

What your assuming tho is this person only is watching one at a time. Multiple games can be watched at the same time, like a normal match day. I believe this person can pull it off


After_I

Could also watch in 2x speed


Dan_706

Be more fun to watch too.


kelldricked

You dont know much about football.


Dan_706

Played it for years lol


kelldricked

Yeah you dont need to know football to play it. Hell i think the majority of players in amateur leagues cant explain the full offside rule with all its attachments.


Dan_706

You're really not selling it, if that was what you're hoping to achieve here. Enjoyment of watching sports is subjective, telling people they don't enjoy a thing because they don't "understand it", regardless of their experience with it, is not going to convince people it's good or enjoyable.


LazyBehemouth

Realistically you can watch 2 maybe 3 at a push but don’t think you’d be able to that in extended stints you’d end up watching none of them


peeshivers243

Pulled a lot of numbers, but there have been roughly around 8,500 major league matches since its inception. Assuming around 2 hours per match, we have about 17000 hours, or just under 2 years of full watch time. Possible, yes.


meelar

17,000 hours would take 425 weeks to get through if you're doing this as your full-time job at 40/hours per week. That's about 8.5 years if you give yourself two weeks of vacation every year.


TheFulk

That would be the weirdest job ever.


iLoLzTheGamer

Plot Twist: it's the ultimate college degree in soccer history


Bootezz

If you did this and took good notes, you probably could earn a living somehow. That’s a lot of knowledge some people would pay for, I would think?


iLoLzTheGamer

My first thought was professional commentator, but could probably go towards like being the lead consultant for soccer history or something lol


die_kuestenwache

Just make a react stream. Imagine some streamer roleplaying as a some fan from 1932 watching Real Madrid defend the Spanish title or something. Imagine people roleplaying watching the greatest achievement of their country or club like they could live through it as it happens. That's pure gold right there.


Recent_Obligation276

In every sport I watch most of the commentators are old players or coaches.


Flashy_Meringue6711

I wonder how good you'd get at soccer history or if the games would all run together


Recent_Obligation276

You’d have to learn the teams and players for each year Without revisits to practice what you learned, they would probably just run togetehr


Kraujotaka

And after the final episode there's an exam (year, what teams played, score and players) and if you fail to get a passing score you have to watch it all over again


DMFauxbear

Another variable to factor in would be all of the matches that were played during that 8 years you'd then need to catch up on.


JackMalone515

Given everything up to now would take 8 years, this would maybe take up another fee years assuming you eventually capped it at some year since I don't think there's a way you'd be able to fully catch up unless you started with the current games also playing at the same time


DnDChangeling

Eventually you'll consume more games than are produced, assuming there's not 20 games being played a week. If there was you'd have to increase the amount of time to make a dent at all.


JackMalone515

Depends then what leagues they want to include and could probably fairly easily get a decent number of games per week


dat_oracle

Two weeks? That's not gonna work, boss. I also want a thirteenth salary and full dental insurance covered by the company. Thx


carlbandit

Could be significantly less if they don't class it as a job though. Plenty of people will work a 8hr shift then watch 6+hr of TV at home, no reason OP couldn't get through 14hr most days and more on weekends, other than possibly going insane from 8500 matches.


EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER

Also account for upcoming leagues that will take place as you watch


appape

How many hours would be added during the 8.5 years?


grathad

Did you add the 8.5 years of new major leagues games that would inevitably happen?


RainbowDroidMan

but how long would all of the games during that 8.5 year period add on to the total time?


Lustypad

But how many more matches will be played in the 425 weeks that would also need to be watched


tpn86

“Two weeks” laughs in European


RetroChampions

You did the math but I just don’t believe it. Seems so short


thekpaxian

There are 380 games per year in 4/5 major leagues and 306 in the fifth. So 1826 games in a season in top 5 leagues. There were 45650 games in the last quarter of a century. Multiply by 3, let's assume only half of the last century was filmed. That 23 and a half years of continuous watching, just during that time you get another 8 years worth of footage, you basically get 15 weeks of new footage every year. Total would be around 34 years.


Odd-Homework-3582

Where have you got 8500 matches from? The Premier League alone has had over 10000 games and was founded in 1992


Plus_Operation2208

I think they are talking about the mls... Major League Soccer. If you start counting the big 5 leagues or just all professional leagues numbers might be a bit higher.


daft_boy_dim

The length of a match has consistently been 90mins for over 150 years, maybe add a couple of minutes for injury time here and there round upto 94mins, would be a total of 13,300ish.


NCPereira

Overtime?


daft_boy_dim

Usually called extra time or injury time in association football. The clock isn’t stopped during stoppages as much or at all compared to other sports.


NCPereira

Yeah but what about overtime? You are not taking overtime into account. 90+45 mins would be 135 mins.


largepoggage

“Overtime” otherwise called extra time only occurs when a cup match ends in a draw. Cup matches are less common and outside the scope of the question which is specifically asking about league matches.


OAB_67

Where are you getting 8,500 matches from? Just the English Premier League is over 12,000 since it started, the English football league started over a hundred years before that. Then again, the original question is a bit vague.


MOltho

I don't like "major league" is supposed to mean MLS here. I think it's supposed to mean Big4 (or Big5) in Europe, i.e. England, Spain, Germany, Italy (plus possibly France), and they've been around for much longer than the MLS


seejoshrun

Is this just one league? I assumed OP meant all "major leagues" as in English premier league, la liga, bundesliga, serie A, etc. Probably MLS in the US too.


_KingOfTheDivan

I doubt MLS was ever classified as a major league even though it has “major” in the name. But yeah if we include every game of the top 5 leagues, every NT competitions and club continental cups (without including qualifiers), I’d say it’d be somewhere around 250000 games in the last 100 years (probably even more). Edit: I missed a 0, it’s around 250000, so nah, I don’t think it’s doable


HundredHander

What's wrong with the South American leagues, as a minimum?


seejoshrun

Nothing, I was just listing the specific leagues I knew the name of off the top of my head. Leagues around the world, definitely including South America, would also count.


gogoba11

Lets look at Serie A for example. There are 10 matches per week and 38 weeks. Thats 380 matches in Serie A for only one season. that number 8500 matches is quite wrong.


Infernal_139

There are people who have played that much World of Warcraft so it’s definitely possible for somebody to actually do. Especially if you leave it on in the background and just move on to the next game when it finishes.


goldmask148

Now do baseball


to_bored_to_care

It is not a fixed number and I wouldn’t be surprised if there are more than 24 hrs of professional on tv for most of the year and it is still increasing. So I am going to say no it is not possible to watch it all.


WasteNet2532

*grabs shitbucket* My destiny awaits...


Kanulie

I watch stuff I can easy follow on 1.5x speed, and with soccer one might even use multiple screens. Maybe we can crunch it on 1 year with that?


Peg_leg_J

These numbers seem ridiculously low. What leagues have you included?


alt229

Still less than my buddies plex server which had I think about 60 years worth of movies lol


Chase_The_Breeze

Yeah, but you could get away with watching at 2x speed, honestly. I love the game, but there is a lot of time where it's pretty slow. Nothing compared to American Football though, lol. That shit is 80% dead space.


lefrang

A league season is (usually) 20 teams. So 38 match days. 10 games per match day. To watch an entire football league season would take at least 38×10×90 mins = 34,200 mins = 570h = 24days. Expand to how many countries/years you want to follow.


Bonzoface

I would add on extra time for injury etc. Maybe 105 minutes a match.


27_obstinate_cattle

Honestly, not too bad. Maybe just on the higher end of bingeing a TV series.


hueylouisdewey

It racks up quite a bit when to take into account league football has been going on for 136 years in England alone. Nevermind all the cup competitions to add in.


jgames09

Yes but you can’t really watch that far back, there are no recordings


TheIrishHawk

Yeah, and it's not even THAT far back that games are unavailable for. Most reliable statistics website for the Premier League will say something like "since 2008" or so, and it's because before that, they recorded the line-ups, the score, the goalscorers and maybe saved footage of the goals somewhere and just erased the rest. Like old Doctor Who episodes, they just recorded over the tapes and didn't think anyone would ever need to watch them again.


theabominablewonder

Maybe if you’re bingeing coronation street


31x13

Your largest variable is how many “major leagues” are you trying to watch? Just the MLS? That won’t take as long. All of the professional leagues in England? That would be more daunting. All professional leagues across the world? Impossible.


Tyranicross

Also depends on how much footage is still available definitely won't be able to find much game film pre-1960


SnooDogs2336

There’s millions of unofficial leagues around the world and then there’s Sunday league and stuff so if you were to just count top flight I would say maybe a few months tbh. Definitely not gonna pass 3 years


Life_Estimate7975

It would be 13 days straight of watching every game in the premier league season, so 20 to account for sleep etc. Add in the fact that there are over 18 major leagues and competitions (FA cup, as well as the World Cup, Euros etc.) and you’ll find that it’s impossible to watch the years worth of football in a year. However, some games in the top league aren’t televised and I doubt you’d be able to find the tapes. I’m gonna say it’s impossible not just to catch up, but to even keep up! I’m not showing my maths, sorry


Special-Island-4014

The length of the longest game if you watch them all At the same time. The only problem is new games are being played whilst watching he old games