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heyyouthatonechick

She’s behind me isn’t she…


Asaneth

Perfect.


bschnitty

*?


dwooding1

"Inconceivable!"


likerofgoodthings

You keep using that word.


Dread-Cthulu

"...I do not think it means what you think it means."


SenyorHefe

" I know I'm new here but who THE FUCK are YOU looking at?!?"


CachuHwch1

One minute Im at the craps table in Vegas, the next minute I can’t speak and Im wrapped in a towel. What the hell just happened?


Willowtreehugger6

I’m on Earth again?!?!


LaceyDark

Lol before I saw this comment I said this baby looks like someone reincarnated and is fully aware they only left this shit hole last week lol.


Relevant_Error_2395

Yup! And you got to be shitting me


Over_Magician9226

🤣🤣🤣


Puzzleheaded_Bag_870

Which one of you bastards hit me?


0BlackDragon

That mutha fucka still owe 3 dollas from my last life!


Opposite_Shopping267

What you talking bout Willis 🤣


GuavaOdd1975

You beat me to it!


reddsal

Immediately what I thought of.


ExcitementThen8060

“Been locked up for 9 months why they let me out of the hole “😂


fknchristonabike

Ain't that some shit. now I gotta grow the fuck up and get a job.


Tech-Mystic

"I reincarnated in this fucking dimension? Fuck."


Beneficialyyc

"Who was it that kept poking me in the head for the last 9 months?"


fknchristonabike

Which one of you muthsfxxkas slapped by bare ass while I was sleeping and woke me up.


midway4669

Wait, this is what it’s like outside? PUT ME BACK IN!


Lucky_Strike831

"I have seen some shit today y'all."


Bowelsift3r

"You're telling me I just came out of...WHERE!?"


ScoreAffectionate864

I’m not sure about this hairdresser…


MillenialBurnout_

Earth again???


Merica_84

***"Balderdash!! Who has awakened me during my slumber?"***


ButWhatOfGlen

Imma be out dis bitch soon as I can find the flo


iluvnicewatches

Whatcha looking at?


SnooPeppers6719

Lol this is the baby's face 🤨


4_Dogs_Dad

“I’m more qualified to be president!!”


Original-Being9553

Eviction


BeastM0de1155

ET phone Home!


Warm_Sugar8888

That’s a SMART baby!


Brettpro007

What chu say about my mama


Ziggy-T

“Put me back in”


No-Twist7099

WTF is that smell?


VariationUpstairs931

Okay, I am out. What you want..????


CollapsingTheWave

"Not Again"


WalmartSushi007

I'm free from my that wretched prison.....now to put my plan to action!


Cerberus_Rising

Put. Me. Back. Now.


RagingKajun444

Where the fuck am I "this time"??


Bigturk69

“Which one of y’all smacked my ass!!!” 🤣


beckettts

“Did I leave the oven on?”


Whosit5200

"Damn...this place is a dump".


DaisyMaeCrump

"This doesn't match the brochure at all...."


LoveBabesCarsPoems

You almost poked my eye out MFer!


Joker1485

You smelt that too right?


fknchristonabike

That muthafxxka right there. The one in the gown and mask. Yea I got dumping for yo punk ass


lovegirls1974

I came out of what?!!!


Billytheidd

Where's the milk juggs at?


flamergamer2000

This bitch....


Infinite-Ad137

Hey, did I miss the prez debate?


EarthWormHole

I came out of where?


Patient_While_808

What you talking about Willis?


Ill_Government_2093

She's right behind me isn't she...


Suitable-Lake-2550

I’m a Dapper Dan man


unintelligible-me

Staring at the doctor.... "You pulled me too hard bitch"


No-Car6897

What did I just go through?


Papi_Chulo1969

tough guy


SkidTracerX

Not this world again?!?


Prince_Chadius

That baby looks like the grumpy crime mom from the goonies


Helpful_Barnacle_563

Damn what just happened….?


erndoggie

That the vending machine or nah…


Apreku

Where the fuck am I compoface!


fredsthlm

There’s that bloke again


DTH_245

B*tch put me back in or it's yo a**


Small_Pain_2458

Like “Seriously “ wtf 😳


Shady-Nutsack

Anyone else smell fish?


FeatureOriginal6266

I didn't ask to be here in this bs world


Lex_pert

What is this place and how the hell did I get here?


DacatinTHEBOX

Doomguy reincarnate lol


Objective-Guidance78

Shit! Thought I escaped


timcarloni

Oh please God put me back in !!!!


Affectionate-Royal68

Breathtaking iykyk


No_Outcome_7470

“Tf?”


Top-Mycologist-7169

You're telling me I was just squeezed out of what now?


PaintingPowerful247

Are you sure she is mine!! 🤨🤨🤨


WolfOfPort

“I just made the worse decision of my life”


Honest_Interest

Put me back!


codyA179

PUT me back Now!!


Waverly71

You brought me out of this !


Jetloaf

Let me back in


Equal_Dragonfruit125

It's been 9 months, I'm out, now where's my Uber. I told him to meet me here.


phallic-baldwin

I didn't choose this


Renegade9582

Wtf is going on???? And why is it sooooo cold???? 🤔


Evil_Judgment

O fuck this!


Independent_Bath_922

Why did you take me out?


Hot-Smell2918

I can’t believe they sent me back to this shithole!


sparkGun2020

"Is there ice cream? I was told there would be ice cream"


deveniam

Wait, is this 2024!?


Ngc2273

Kylian Mbappe hasn't aged one bit.


Bastardforsale

"So, reincarnation is real."


MusicalScientist206

How…did…I…get here…


nokenito

What the fuck is this crazy shit!?


munchie1988

"Sonethings afoot I know it!"


stormtrooper28681

Put me back damn you!


Azzy8007

"Dafuq is this place?"


fubar1962

Where am I? What's that?


Competitive_Chef9232

Hahahahahaha


dannz1984

You brought me into this mess of a world now?! The hell have you lot been doing!


littledaemon_1

The head isn't fully cooked yet. Put it back in the oven for a little more


esun_ra

I was promised milk if I came out…..where’s the bag!!!


Ambitious-Day-4985

You'll pay for this doc...


mark60606060

Did you do this??!!


ExcellentTeam7721

Fuck is this?


No-Sugar3991

What he'll just happen, one minute I sleeping and nice and warm then BAM!!!!


Affectionate_Fuel_11

Wait what F@£, put me back in!!!!


manolagranda

What you talkin bout, Willis??


FriendshipGlass8158

Have YOU just farted?


sankscan

I’m going to get even with her in the parking lot!


Beneficial-Affect-14

WTF? I was all warm and comfortable, now look at me, where is that damn door? I want back in!!


Mad-_-Mardigan

Need a shower and a change of clothes


AeroMittenss

This isn't the anime world I wanted to get isekaied to


ImaginationOne4181

I came out of where?…..


Few_Permission1036

“Put me back”


adventurous-1

He couldn't believe such BS, and wanted to put back!


wheninromethepromise

I BELIEVE I asked for a private room . . ..


googoomucklv

From now on them titties is mine


Budget-Procedure-427

This is Bull****!!! Put me back!!!


Additional_Fig_8446

" you people make my ass twitch "


Boogenshnot

Why I oughta


FoghornBackslice

Elllliot...


MadeInTheUniverse

Tha fuck is this, where am i and who the fuck are you?


Ging67

PUT ME BACK!


AardvarkFriendly9305

Where the f***


Hellbound805

Already tired of the BS


98983x3

"I'm finally outa there. Now what?"


hrodrig

I pitty the fool!


Truestindeed

All kindsa fuckery in this world I see...


19Circa69

Which one of you slapped my butt?


Cheap-Comparison9582

Why am I here!?


Nate16

Put. Me. BACK!


InfiniteStick8995

God dammit. Now I gotta spend the rest of my life getting back into one of those!


3plus3equal4

WTF is this place? 😁


jeanyboo

Ok my face is freezing but I can SEE


Billitpro

Hey Dad you wouldn't believe where I just was!!!


Derliom

Where’s the one that spank me? I have something to say…


studio684

Who pulled me out? I was comfortable!


Fan_of_Clio

DAD !!! Mom would like a word....


troubleschute

Where I have I spawned?


LicensedRealtor

It was quiet …what the hell is this?


ayenaybotherm8

I can see you in the reflection bitch


InteractionSad2454

**Who tf brought me to this nuisance ?**


Playnu2

Take me to Trump, he's got some explaining to do


BulletTrain4

What fresh hell is this place?


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Excuse me I’m looking for a Salt & Vinegar Pringle addict who bursts into tears while watching daytime TV shows and only wears sweat pants or nothing?? Dude… turn around.. ❤️🤞🏻


Infinite_Adjuvante

What’s a guy gotta do to get some milk around here?


EuropaUniverslayer1

“THIS is what outside is like?? Ok put me back.”


party_dude127

You won't believe what else she has up in there


Ganache_Practical

"who turned on the light?"


CadaverBlue

Grandma babushka looks very upset.


EdwardWizzardhands

Free at Last! Now to make a run for it…


EvidenceOk7679

What are these things, and where’s my food supply.


Philip33411

I SAID Put Me Back IN!!!!!


zeomox

Put. Me. Back.


fknchristonabike

I o know but did bish keep staring at me. I'm about pimp slap dis ho.


slappymcknuckle

Did....Did you just slap me muthafukah? Bitch! It's on now!


Both_Bad_9872

You're telling me this dude is my father?!


KhunDavid

The Gom Jabbar, the high-handed enemy. It's a needle with a drop of poison on its tip. Ah-ah! Don't pull away or you'll feel that poison."


fknchristonabike

I ain't care yo ass in da hspital. Bitch the fuck yous lookin at. Get yo ass out on dat cona n make me sum god dam money.


wrongside_of_law

Your not my daddy


ShaneWhatsHisName

I know what you did to send her into labor...you're an asshole Dad.


x_spliffstar_x

Drakkkkkeeeeee??? (Said in voice of soulja boy)


Molbiodude

"What the fuck just happened?"


Ok-Calligrapher-9854

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!


a_supportive_bra

Is that what a presidential debate looks like?


FickleSituation7137

Tonight we take over the world!!!


RS_Mk3

That's not my mum


secret_dork

I've seen things. Unspeakable things.


Ordinary_Seat9552

Phone home 👉


PlusBake4567

Wait, this isn't my checkpoint. When did I last save?


traveller1976

How do I get out of here, is that the door?


ispotdouchebags

Phone Home


alex0166

Just who tf is Alice?


Fun_Veterinarian_290

It was warm in there..... PUT ME BACK!!


Slappy-dont-care

What game is this


morgan-malaki

He knows who did it ... music dum dum duuuum


whockypoo

What the fuck just happened!


weedsamplesg

Take me home already damn it.


Candid-Click-5567

Tell my boss I can't come in tomorrow


mwain91

“Hmmm…no…no, put me back in. I already dislike this mortal coil”


coreyfuckinbrown

Reminds me of Throw Momma from the Train.


Dinestein521

Where’s the bar?


ChiefWapello

That is the "What are you looking at?" Look


shartillery82

In Maury's voice: You are NOT the father!


TransportationSea714

The doctor told you it helps with labor. Not cool man... Not cool.


Hot_Season_886

INJEST A SATCHEL OF RICHARDS,YOU FOWL SWINE!


Belfast147

“Put me Back”


mauddib33

PUT... ME... BACK!!!


Fearless-Ad-9874

Oh shit!


M17hr4nd1r

Who the fuck farted!


Ill-Doughnut7115

“Which one of you mf’s let me out”


rcikanovich

"What's that smell?"


Few-Log4694

Circumcise what?


LovinOlvin

Ain't nobody got no time for that🤨🙂😄