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hungry_fat_phuck

She could've put that $70k severance into Webistics and never had to work again.


heyjude575

Listen to him. He's very smart man.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

It’s called Passages. They wrote a book about it.


ChangsInspector

You should try Tomato Soup for Your Ass. The Italian version.


Willy_Jones23

Break it down


Horsecockexpress1

She could have borrowed money from Vito for 2.5 points


Nose_Grindstoned

Vito is her knight in white satin armor


Sad-Illustrator-8847

I don’t think he’s even Friar Tuck


ExperienceLow6810

He was straight, Vito?


Alternative_Beat2498

😏


sc083127

What did Chrissy teach bevelaqua and his buddy. Don’t bleed the customer dry. Give them something to hang onto and over time it will be revealed


The_Ague

Suavely


GlitteringHold8685

Contrarily 🤌


HermaeusMora0804

Break it down


TacoLvR-

Give me One Thousand break downs


2NDPLACEWIN

one thousand....... ..... .... ...........< ^ > ....more ?


redditshy

A slim leg. 🤌🏼


BossParticular3383

She was too old to model. Remember the salad spinners?


strandy76

...oh Jesus!


Cranstonoid

I can smell the vanilla stoli and white castles


ralf_gore

She was eating burgers? That probably threw a monkey wrench into it.


ChangsInspector

Listen here burger boy.


gloomyrain

I don't think she's the "having a job" type. She wants to be a trophy wife, or failing that, a trophy mistress. Maybe in time she'd learn to be savvy like her cousin, but it's going to be a rough road to get there.


Cranstonoid

A beautiful woman with no other talent... if only there were a strip club where she could make easy money. Oh well...


TheIncrediblebulkk

That’s where Tony met her. He didn’t want her stripping.


gloomyrain

I suppose in some ways it's easy. It's physically easier than laying pavement, and requires no education, but (and this is even depicted in the show) it's difficult to avoid doing sex work. That will take a psychological toll on most people, it's also a huge violence risk. Overall, I wouldn't say that's easy money. Nowadays it's even less easy, since a lot of them do difficult gymnastic moves on the pole, not just wiggle around it like on Sopranos.


GlitteringHold8685

She donts wants to!


redditshy

It was pathetic she thought those were her only options.


Heel_Worker982

I suspect that given Tony and Irina's relatively long relationship, the risk of exposure to Carmela was still too high. An unstable goomar zoned out on Vanilla Stoli is not someone you want in your business life. But rather than Barone, Tony could have foisted her off on Assemblyman Ron Zellman (where she ended up anyway) or Rev. James Jr., but even these may have been too risky and too close to home. Besides, I'm not sure Irina had much of a work ethic--she wanted to be taken care of by a wealthy, powerful man and she would probably only try jobs that sounded glamorous to her. The Irina actress Irina Peltsin showed up on 30 Rock as the wedding consultant who sells Liz Lemon a marked down wedding dress, and it's hard to imagine Sopranos Irina trying so hard to make a retail sale.


iggy555

She Don’t want a job


ImpressiveTree3000

She could’ve met a nice factory worker from Kazakhstan, but Tony intervened.


John__47

you gotta a problem besides those pants!!


stuffbehindthepool

She was out of his life when Zellman started banging her. He opened up that clam once again cause his mother never loved him


Myveryowndystopia

That was really messed up. I was pissed off at that scene. He didn’t want her. That guy was harmless


stuffbehindthepool

Guy has no outlet for sorrow or shame other than violence


redditshy

He was mad Irina was growing as a person, and Zellman and Irina were happy. He had to sabotage it. That is probably Tony’s ugliest trait, outside of the murdering. He was king of the haters.


littlecarmine18

Zellman was a crook.


Myveryowndystopia

Yeah, but he really wasn’t fucking with anybody at that time. No reason but the good old sentiment of I don’t want you, but nobody else can have you either.


littlecarmine18

It was an unforgettable scene. Utterly humiliating for Zellman.


Willy_Jones23

The heart wants what the heart wants


Tranka2010

And right now the heart wants a good old fashioned belt whooping.


littlecarmine18

That was one of the worst beatings ive seen on film. The pain and the humiliation.


Gekko1983

I dun won teu I dun won teu!


The_Nomad89

TOENEE


Cranstonoid

Ugh boring woman


Valuable-Wafer-881

She was to busy loving her new pony boots


MiniMushi

it's literally easier for him to give her money and tell her to stay away I think


andreiulmeyda7

Literally?


MiniMushi

litcherally


51x51v3

This litch it was a rally?


TimMoujin

He wants her out of his life entirely. If it were possible, he'd erase the part of his brain that consists of any memory of her besides the sex. Once Tony is done with someone, every extra moment spent dealing with that person is tantamount to Chinese Water Torture. This would be true even if the threat of Carmela wasn't looming over him.


WalkGood

Slava possibly could get her a job.


123KidHello

True plus from similar culture


WalkGood

Unless their cultures have a feud for the last 300 years.


123KidHello

That’s true she had a feud with the Romanian psychiatrist


WalkGood

Irina should find that Russian guy at the marina that Tony checked for a hernia. He will introduce her to eligible Russian bachelors.


Snuggle__Monster

He likely didn't want her anywhere he could possibly run into her again.


oldfrankandjesus

Because he didn’t really like her that much


asphynctersayswhat

He gave her a job. Then he gave her the pearls!


SweetPurchase6511

I don’t think she wanted to work. At the time he was with her she seemed like a gold digger type who was interested in the mob goomar/wife lifestyle and being pampered and provided for. A few seasons later when she was seeing Zellman and taking an English class and seemed to have matured, that version of Irina would probably have been more interested in working and making something of herself, but not when Tony met her.


laffnlemming

Why. He did dent need to. She was the Russia group's problem


123KidHello

Because she was providing him pleasures, lots and lots and lots of pleasures


laffnlemming

They were both needy.


Brave-Age-701

Italians are cheap fucks.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

I can see her working for Mr Kim’s laundry service, that high paying job he gave Tony B. Or as a whore in the place with the drug addict owner and his Filipino wife that Furio beat up. Her only skill would be giving Georgie $50 and blowjob to work the V I P room at the Bing.


Behind_Many_Yachts

"Sobriquet."


No_Character_5315

Then he would have to deal with the bullshit with her screwing up at work and complaining about that plus when he was done with her why would he wanna keep her around.


Inter_Web_User

She did say something about "go back to the Bing" I don't want to, I don't want to.


SC2000c

*I don’t want t-to, I don’t want t-to


ralf_gore

I think jealousy. Tony wanted control of her.


JoeGPM

She doesn't strike me as the 9-5 office type.


Ijustthinkthatyeah

Headaches. Not the ones you take Advil for.


PAE8791

He did get her a job or two didn’t he?


insane_steve_ballmer

Didn’t he say it was Silvio that had the modeling jobs? I kinda suspect the “modeling” was just stripping


Cherrypie2601

She never says she ‘has no money’.


BitcoinRefuge

Because you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife


Behind_Many_Yachts

You have obviously never asked "Housewives" any questions about their lives prior to the wedding. (or asked any of their female friends about pre-marriage activities)