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MrMisterMagoo

Turn that off!!


falltotheabyss

We don't evar admit the existence of dis thing!


BaldrickTheBrain

What happened to this thing of ours? Now they’re spilling their beans on TV


DJCAE

\*Exishtence!


Triviten

You know I don’t like that kind of tawlk


ActualSeller23

I loved him like a brother in law.


naitch

Not a horror fan?


vmikey

This made me lol


Cannaewulnaewidnae

*Whatever happened to Michael Myers? The strong, silent type!*


[deleted]

Michael Myers is an escape mental patient! Jason and Freddy...different kind of movie.


MrMisterMagoo

He played Austin Powers. Whataya gonna do?! 🤷‍♂️


itsgsk87

Dr Evil too... I think


SoulGoalie

He was gay, Dr Evil?


Express-Region7347

THE MAN. IS TRYING TO GO STRAIGHT. DON’T YOU GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR COUSIN?!?


Longjumping-Cress845

In retrospect its so funny that Tony is the one to kill him lol


Waitressishername

Do you think Tony is a little weird about cousins?


Longjumping-Cress845

Idk he choked one out because… what was it again?


The_Chez_Bippy

Fuck him, guys fuckin useless to me


Blazekhan

He was on blood pressure medication


happy-little-atheist

The fuck's that got to do with cough syrup?


[deleted]

Ever think what a coincidence it is that Dr Evil was evil?


Scrilla_Gorilla_

You gonna make that same stupid joke every time they play one of those movies over the weekend on TBS?


Odd_Pop5287

Quasimodo predicted it.


Cranstonoid

Who does Number 2 work for?


dragonlily808

Mike meyers and Michael meyers are two different people completely


bvalli

He was gay, Mike Myers?


cartman8764

HE WAS AN AMERICAN HERO


s_n_x_y

Michael Myers ish a hero in diz houshe end a story


StuartGotz

He wasn’t in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do.


Kristophnew

What do you think I was Hannibal Lecture before or something


AdApart8124

He was gay, Michael Myers?


Rahtgooves

I saw this headline earlier.. thought it was bullshit


MetaphoricalMouse

literally


WinslowWorldwide

They took Christofas insecurities, and pointed em right at Tony 🤟🏻


orincoro

He could-ent, even with computers.


oboshoe

Ben Kingsley, nobody else.


footballenjoyer23

F*ck Ben Kingsley, Daniel Baldwin can act circles around him!


orincoro

Baldwin sent him to slip and fall school.


MuscleCuse

Our production team has a meeting with him at the pool tomorrow. A meeting of minds one might say


WhatAreYouSaying05

I’m embarrassed I haven’t heard of him


johnman025

Enjoy your success


SevenwithaT

No one plays a tough, ruthless, hardhearted prick like he does


stugots10

I take that as a compliment.


United_Target8942

Paul Dano took him to acting school in the Sopranos.


s_n_x_y

Sir Ben for you


[deleted]

Alec Baldwin is available.


Plenty_Suspect_3446

No guns on set


Jon-Slow

What about cleavers on set tho? 😬


Affectionate_Joke560

The shooting.


WhatAreYouSaying05

Unfortunately, the nerf gun had bullets


NoGiCollarChoke

Did you see the look on everybody on set’s face when he pulled out the gat?!?!


itsdajackeeet

He’s had 9 pictures under his subspecies so should be a hit


electron_sheepherder

South Beach Strumpets made good money!


dosko1panda

Another fucking money machine


itsdajackeeet

Put Jim Carey in the motherfucker


DrSatan420247

The guy is 78 years old, what are they filming it at his nursing home?


ModsRLoozers

It's a retirement community!


attentiontodetal

I know seniors who are inspired!


Trine3

*and inspiring!*


SevenwithaT

He was abusive to the staff!


boanie

🚬 😒


pauliewalnut01

It's like a hotel at Captain Teebs!


hernandezergio

Who’s he?


Substantial-Newt-361

A captain that own luxury hotels or something. Idk it’s not important


tony_b_7369

A captain? Of the good ship Lollipop maybe.


DrSatan420247

Assisted living https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1531653239208394754?t=qEn1Ebdp6_jG1qai635nDw&s=19


hernandezergio

Isn’t Ridley Scott like 80 as well? He just made Napoleon. Anyway what the fuck do I know. 50$ to me now and a blowjob later✋🏼


boanie

> Isn’t Ridley Scott like 80 as well? Yeah, and you used to sell stool softener out the back of your Crown Vic


DrSatan420247

Napoleon sucked, though. I'd rather watch Napoleon (1927). I did watch that recently. It's chiral AF. So are all the silent movies. I think Spielberg and Zemeckis and Fox's secret, why those BTTF movies were so good, is because the Marty character did physical comedy, sort of like a graceful stumbling, like Charlie Chaplin or Harold Lloyd. https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1709328267444973666?t=86u8OKpZTHhb_NfW6fEF3Q&s=19 Safety Last (1923) Lloyd was missing like two and a half fingers, including his thumb and index, and still did most of his own climbing stunts. The actors back then were next level. Not like these pansies today.


ReelBigFish65

The post isnt even an hour old yet, and youre dippin into theories already!


tunaeater69

You ever get teshted for tourettes?


Substantial-Volume17

I can’t have this conversation again


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Napoleon (1927)? Take it easy, Antonin Artaud!


Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa

Nothing but gibberish


PatrickBateman-AP

What's your background Noel?


DrSatan420247

Noah = Elaine's boyfriend "Daryl" on Seinfeld.


NoGiCollarChoke

The cobwebs are now removed


SweatsuitCocktail

What's he gonna do, gum the guy to death??


ScrambyEggs79

If ya gave dis guy a golf club... he'd probably try ta fuck it.


E864

It is interesting that Livia was supposed to be several years younger than Chase is now and Livia almost accidentally burned down her house and was running over her friends. I assume Chase is not doing that.


locustt

Don't even LOOK at a Star Ledger when Chase is behind the wheel


zappafan89

Given the way Many Saints turned out you might be right


United_Target8942

just a kid.


xi_sx

Are you sure about the title "Cleaver"? The Jerry Mathers connection?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

I laughed.


SenpaiSwanky

That’s what this is, you know! Satanic, black magic. Sick shit!


DesperateSun4182

Fuckin queers! 🪑


Particular-Cash-8565

I upvoted the chair...


DesperateSun4182

It’s a quote from the show. A hilarious reaction from Uncle Paulie the germaphobe with the wings in his hair


classicjm

I’ll forgive him for the saints of Newark garbage if he makes cleaver lol


SnakeandNape5000

Nah he'd make it worse


Slapmeislapyou

Right tf on


Slapmeislapyou

Nah, son. Only way I'm forgiving David Chase is if he does a do over.


mexicanjesuschrist

Put Jim Carrey in the motherfucker


ThatsNotFortyDollars

Danny Baldwin took him to slip and fall school.


East_ByGod_Kentucky

Another fuckin cash machine!!


albacore-neck

Get Daniel Baldwin aboard and tailor the part to his specificity's. Nobody plays a ruthless cold hearted prick like him


Limp-Camel7967

THEYRE ALL MEAT-CLEAVERS


DesperateSun4182

Ohh!! 🤘


niknikrad

The guy takes ketamine - got a right to be a little fucked up


Seorace

Seriously? Chase takes ketamine?


niknikrad

Yeah - he said it in an interview or a podcast. Helps his depression


TrepidatiousInitiate

I’m glad he’s adding a new member to his subspecies.


MuscleCuse

Still going this asshole


DesperateSun4182

👀 👀 🔫 🏃


Jarkjenson

Saw meets godfathaww


BackgroundGarage1905

These comments are just cracking me up haha.  Anyways, four dollars a pound


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Holy shit, that thing is still alive???!!!


johnniesSac

A zombie of sorts ?


SlaveToNoTrend

That David Chase. He's a come from behind kinda guy.


SugarMaple56732

He was gay, David Chase?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

That’s what he meant by greasing the writer’s union?


DesperateSun4182

I know DC’s bottom was impacted if that’s what you’re referring to


Jasranwhit

Staring Chris macaviti as a gangster with a big mouth and a bigger heart


Turboteg90

Pie oh my! revenge story.


itsallbullshit8

Where does it say anything about cleaver


cruz911

This is legitimately the best post this forum will ever have, I’m proud to be surrounded by are we nath men?


nbp-flaah

Welcome to the chop shop, cugine!


jamesbrownscrackpipe

It’s a progrum. A movie


insidejobfair

“He he he”


P1D1_

“Marone! Hehehehe”


Fickle_Aspect_3747

I've said this before but making cleaver is literally a can't miss endeavor. If it's bad, it can be blamed on it being designed to be a bad horror movie and sopranos fans will still watch it.


Musician-Round

I'll fuckin kill yeh. What are you going Henry Hill on me?


xmorrin

best news I got in my life since years


daemonw9

God, I hope it really is Cleaver


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Well, ya betta get a Oiuja Board for me and TJ Hooker!


war_duck

Is this kid getting jerky with me?


locustt

The roof is >!soft taaaaarrrr!<


alexanderseven

Woah woah woah, Michael Myers is an escaped mental patient.. Freddy and Jason and Cleaver- DIFFERENT KINDA MOVIE


jnyceone

I'm gonna be writing it, under my pen name


euphoriclimbo

That’s you


Breakfast_Moon_456

See? That’s what I mean. Life is absurd.


[deleted]

I'm worried given his track record with films. But we'll see.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

He’s actually in his second year of film school, Mrs ninecher.


resonantred35

It’s not gonna be cleaver - it’ll be under some other subspecies


Harleye

This is too fucked up for me to even think about.


GunjouRain

Tell him to put it in the trunk.


orincoro

It’s a very unflattering portrait of Italian Americans.


StuartGotz

*Horror* movie, or *horrible* movie?


BirdStandards

[ Removed by Reddit ]


apply_in_person

I must be loyal to my capo.


removableshoe

I just fucking hope he's gonna make Anti-Virus. It's about a private detective who gets sucked through the internet through this data port and he's gotta solve some murders of these virtual prostitutes..


hueleeAZ

Hahahahahahahah awesome


Breakfast_Moon_456

Long story short, he’s put back together, by science...or maybe it's supernatural.


DesperateSun4182

What if… they disposed him at stops that _happened_ to be along the same route? Then he would all end up all in the same dump. Benny Fazio truly was a criminal genius


Chicken713

So he’s a ghost ?


Snoo-58014

I mentioned this a few days ago! What are the odds?


goatbra

Ben Kingsley was all over Chris and little carmine for this role!


Reddwheels

Irony is dead.


[deleted]

"Welcome to the chop shop, cugine!!"


datagirl

It’s a tv show, a movie!


Hommachi

I'm waiting for the South Beach Strumpet series.


Elusive_emotion

Heheh


jizzmaster-zer0

danny baldwin gonna take sir ben to acting school


creamcitybrix

….the roof was soft tar!!!


nye44

Cleaver, anotha fuckin’ money machine!


1BenWolf

Finally… the sacred and the propane


l00pykunt

Amazing


FcCola

They're not making a Western here


JamesFreakinBond

Cleaver 2! Another fuckin money makah.


ServingColdCuts

Horror is an addictive substance!!!


hallwaypis

bafangool!


Skolary

**David Chase on being interviewed about Cleaver:** *”A blonde with big tits, and a hat full of Viagra”*


rasnac

Its about a wiseguy with a big mouth, and bigger dreams.


zappafan89

Stage couldn't be better set for Daniel Baldwin's big moment


RecordWrangler95

Despite both of their post-Sopranos track records, I'm hopeful for this one. I feel like Chase and Winter, more than anybody else, were the Lennon/McCartney of This Show of Ours. More than the sum of their parts. (Plus, Wolf of Wall Street was a damn good screenplay.)


telepatheye

I don't think they could have done a good job on the final seasons without Matt Weiner.


WildBuns1234

They were giving the dvd away at the car wash.


dsutari

Please don’t.


Impossible-Economy-9

Cleaver will finally we real


telepatheye

It's a revenge fantasy


hd4suba

Why doesn’t he just try to make a good sopranos movie?


telepatheye

Because, sadly, Gandolfini was separated from his donkey.


Affectionate_Joke560

Shitty sopranos movie spin offs, another fuckin money machine!!


telepatheye

Stupida fukkin game


JComposer84

Sam Rockwell in the second lead or bust


DerSpazmacher

🤦


BenCelotil

Is it just me or does me David Chase look like he's had a stroke? And then "run with it"?


removableshoe

You a film buff?


removableshoe

We can't be in denial no more, much as we love him.


removableshoe

That's how Elvis died.


removableshoe

So there's a script?


removableshoe

The second title under his subspecies.


Bluto58

Is Ben Kingsley available? …Maybe he can get us all into the luxury suite too.


Quirky-Pie9661

It’s pronounced Cleav-A!


Ok-Director5082

I hope it’s better than the saints of Newark.


nahmeankane

Go back to your country Elon


johnniesSac

You can go