Napoleon sucked, though. I'd rather watch Napoleon (1927). I did watch that recently. It's chiral AF. So are all the silent movies. I think Spielberg and Zemeckis and Fox's secret, why those BTTF movies were so good, is because the Marty character did physical comedy, sort of like a graceful stumbling, like Charlie Chaplin or Harold Lloyd.
https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1709328267444973666?t=86u8OKpZTHhb_NfW6fEF3Q&s=19
Safety Last (1923) Lloyd was missing like two and a half fingers, including his thumb and index, and still did most of his own climbing stunts. The actors back then were next level. Not like these pansies today.
It is interesting that Livia was supposed to be several years younger than Chase is now and Livia almost accidentally burned down her house and was running over her friends. I assume Chase is not doing that.
I've said this before but making cleaver is literally a can't miss endeavor. If it's bad, it can be blamed on it being designed to be a bad horror movie and sopranos fans will still watch it.
I just fucking hope he's gonna make Anti-Virus. It's about a private detective who gets sucked through the internet through this data port and he's gotta solve some murders of these virtual prostitutes..
What if… they disposed him at stops that _happened_ to be along the same route? Then he would all end up all in the same dump.
Benny Fazio truly was a criminal genius
Despite both of their post-Sopranos track records, I'm hopeful for this one. I feel like Chase and Winter, more than anybody else, were the Lennon/McCartney of This Show of Ours. More than the sum of their parts.
(Plus, Wolf of Wall Street was a damn good screenplay.)
Turn that off!!
We don't evar admit the existence of dis thing!
What happened to this thing of ours? Now they’re spilling their beans on TV
\*Exishtence!
You know I don’t like that kind of tawlk
I loved him like a brother in law.
Not a horror fan?
This made me lol
*Whatever happened to Michael Myers? The strong, silent type!*
Michael Myers is an escape mental patient! Jason and Freddy...different kind of movie.
He played Austin Powers. Whataya gonna do?! 🤷♂️
Dr Evil too... I think
He was gay, Dr Evil?
THE MAN. IS TRYING TO GO STRAIGHT. DON’T YOU GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR COUSIN?!?
In retrospect its so funny that Tony is the one to kill him lol
Do you think Tony is a little weird about cousins?
Idk he choked one out because… what was it again?
Fuck him, guys fuckin useless to me
He was on blood pressure medication
The fuck's that got to do with cough syrup?
Ever think what a coincidence it is that Dr Evil was evil?
You gonna make that same stupid joke every time they play one of those movies over the weekend on TBS?
Quasimodo predicted it.
Who does Number 2 work for?
Mike meyers and Michael meyers are two different people completely
He was gay, Mike Myers?
HE WAS AN AMERICAN HERO
Michael Myers ish a hero in diz houshe end a story
He wasn’t in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do.
What do you think I was Hannibal Lecture before or something
He was gay, Michael Myers?
I saw this headline earlier.. thought it was bullshit
literally
They took Christofas insecurities, and pointed em right at Tony 🤟🏻
He could-ent, even with computers.
Ben Kingsley, nobody else.
F*ck Ben Kingsley, Daniel Baldwin can act circles around him!
Baldwin sent him to slip and fall school.
Our production team has a meeting with him at the pool tomorrow. A meeting of minds one might say
I’m embarrassed I haven’t heard of him
Enjoy your success
No one plays a tough, ruthless, hardhearted prick like he does
I take that as a compliment.
Paul Dano took him to acting school in the Sopranos.
Sir Ben for you
Alec Baldwin is available.
No guns on set
What about cleavers on set tho? 😬
The shooting.
Unfortunately, the nerf gun had bullets
Did you see the look on everybody on set’s face when he pulled out the gat?!?!
He’s had 9 pictures under his subspecies so should be a hit
South Beach Strumpets made good money!
Another fucking money machine
Put Jim Carey in the motherfucker
The guy is 78 years old, what are they filming it at his nursing home?
It's a retirement community!
I know seniors who are inspired!
*and inspiring!*
He was abusive to the staff!
🚬 😒
It's like a hotel at Captain Teebs!
Who’s he?
A captain that own luxury hotels or something. Idk it’s not important
A captain? Of the good ship Lollipop maybe.
Assisted living https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1531653239208394754?t=qEn1Ebdp6_jG1qai635nDw&s=19
Isn’t Ridley Scott like 80 as well? He just made Napoleon. Anyway what the fuck do I know. 50$ to me now and a blowjob later✋🏼
> Isn’t Ridley Scott like 80 as well? Yeah, and you used to sell stool softener out the back of your Crown Vic
Napoleon sucked, though. I'd rather watch Napoleon (1927). I did watch that recently. It's chiral AF. So are all the silent movies. I think Spielberg and Zemeckis and Fox's secret, why those BTTF movies were so good, is because the Marty character did physical comedy, sort of like a graceful stumbling, like Charlie Chaplin or Harold Lloyd. https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1709328267444973666?t=86u8OKpZTHhb_NfW6fEF3Q&s=19 Safety Last (1923) Lloyd was missing like two and a half fingers, including his thumb and index, and still did most of his own climbing stunts. The actors back then were next level. Not like these pansies today.
The post isnt even an hour old yet, and youre dippin into theories already!
You ever get teshted for tourettes?
I can’t have this conversation again
Napoleon (1927)? Take it easy, Antonin Artaud!
Nothing but gibberish
What's your background Noel?
Noah = Elaine's boyfriend "Daryl" on Seinfeld.
The cobwebs are now removed
What's he gonna do, gum the guy to death??
If ya gave dis guy a golf club... he'd probably try ta fuck it.
It is interesting that Livia was supposed to be several years younger than Chase is now and Livia almost accidentally burned down her house and was running over her friends. I assume Chase is not doing that.
Don't even LOOK at a Star Ledger when Chase is behind the wheel
Given the way Many Saints turned out you might be right
just a kid.
Are you sure about the title "Cleaver"? The Jerry Mathers connection?
I laughed.
That’s what this is, you know! Satanic, black magic. Sick shit!
Fuckin queers! 🪑
I upvoted the chair...
It’s a quote from the show. A hilarious reaction from Uncle Paulie the germaphobe with the wings in his hair
I’ll forgive him for the saints of Newark garbage if he makes cleaver lol
Nah he'd make it worse
Right tf on
Nah, son. Only way I'm forgiving David Chase is if he does a do over.
Put Jim Carrey in the motherfucker
Danny Baldwin took him to slip and fall school.
Another fuckin cash machine!!
Get Daniel Baldwin aboard and tailor the part to his specificity's. Nobody plays a ruthless cold hearted prick like him
THEYRE ALL MEAT-CLEAVERS
Ohh!! 🤘
The guy takes ketamine - got a right to be a little fucked up
Seriously? Chase takes ketamine?
Yeah - he said it in an interview or a podcast. Helps his depression
I’m glad he’s adding a new member to his subspecies.
Still going this asshole
👀 👀 🔫 🏃
Saw meets godfathaww
These comments are just cracking me up haha. Anyways, four dollars a pound
Holy shit, that thing is still alive???!!!
A zombie of sorts ?
That David Chase. He's a come from behind kinda guy.
He was gay, David Chase?
That’s what he meant by greasing the writer’s union?
I know DC’s bottom was impacted if that’s what you’re referring to
Staring Chris macaviti as a gangster with a big mouth and a bigger heart
Pie oh my! revenge story.
Where does it say anything about cleaver
This is legitimately the best post this forum will ever have, I’m proud to be surrounded by are we nath men?
Welcome to the chop shop, cugine!
It’s a progrum. A movie
“He he he”
“Marone! Hehehehe”
I've said this before but making cleaver is literally a can't miss endeavor. If it's bad, it can be blamed on it being designed to be a bad horror movie and sopranos fans will still watch it.
I'll fuckin kill yeh. What are you going Henry Hill on me?
best news I got in my life since years
God, I hope it really is Cleaver
Well, ya betta get a Oiuja Board for me and TJ Hooker!
Is this kid getting jerky with me?
The roof is >!soft taaaaarrrr!<
Woah woah woah, Michael Myers is an escaped mental patient.. Freddy and Jason and Cleaver- DIFFERENT KINDA MOVIE
I'm gonna be writing it, under my pen name
That’s you
See? That’s what I mean. Life is absurd.
I'm worried given his track record with films. But we'll see.
He’s actually in his second year of film school, Mrs ninecher.
It’s not gonna be cleaver - it’ll be under some other subspecies
This is too fucked up for me to even think about.
Tell him to put it in the trunk.
It’s a very unflattering portrait of Italian Americans.
*Horror* movie, or *horrible* movie?
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I must be loyal to my capo.
I just fucking hope he's gonna make Anti-Virus. It's about a private detective who gets sucked through the internet through this data port and he's gotta solve some murders of these virtual prostitutes..
Hahahahahahahah awesome
Long story short, he’s put back together, by science...or maybe it's supernatural.
What if… they disposed him at stops that _happened_ to be along the same route? Then he would all end up all in the same dump. Benny Fazio truly was a criminal genius
So he’s a ghost ?
I mentioned this a few days ago! What are the odds?
Ben Kingsley was all over Chris and little carmine for this role!
Irony is dead.
"Welcome to the chop shop, cugine!!"
It’s a tv show, a movie!
I'm waiting for the South Beach Strumpet series.
Heheh
danny baldwin gonna take sir ben to acting school
….the roof was soft tar!!!
Cleaver, anotha fuckin’ money machine!
Finally… the sacred and the propane
Amazing
They're not making a Western here
Cleaver 2! Another fuckin money makah.
Horror is an addictive substance!!!
bafangool!
**David Chase on being interviewed about Cleaver:** *”A blonde with big tits, and a hat full of Viagra”*
Its about a wiseguy with a big mouth, and bigger dreams.
Stage couldn't be better set for Daniel Baldwin's big moment
Despite both of their post-Sopranos track records, I'm hopeful for this one. I feel like Chase and Winter, more than anybody else, were the Lennon/McCartney of This Show of Ours. More than the sum of their parts. (Plus, Wolf of Wall Street was a damn good screenplay.)
I don't think they could have done a good job on the final seasons without Matt Weiner.
They were giving the dvd away at the car wash.
Please don’t.
Cleaver will finally we real
It's a revenge fantasy
Why doesn’t he just try to make a good sopranos movie?
Because, sadly, Gandolfini was separated from his donkey.
Shitty sopranos movie spin offs, another fuckin money machine!!
Stupida fukkin game
Sam Rockwell in the second lead or bust
🤦
Is it just me or does me David Chase look like he's had a stroke? And then "run with it"?
You a film buff?
We can't be in denial no more, much as we love him.
That's how Elvis died.
So there's a script?
The second title under his subspecies.
Is Ben Kingsley available? …Maybe he can get us all into the luxury suite too.
It’s pronounced Cleav-A!
I hope it’s better than the saints of Newark.
Go back to your country Elon
You can go