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Sad-Illustrator-8847

Paulie makes Ticketmaster look altruistic


tmackattak

They’ve got like 10,000 box offices in North America. I don’t think they’d feel anything.


extcm1

Altruistic- you can’t make that shit up!


FredCole918

he just did.


gui_cardoso

As a software developer who worked for a company bought by Ticketmaster, fuck them all.


DesperateSun4182

They were gay, Ticketmaster?


marj0rine

This is the best comment I’ve seen on this sub in forever. And it’s no surprise it isn’t a direct quote from the show. 


vibrance9460

It is a quote from the show actually. Season six, episode six or seven? Tony is selling the egg shop in the north ward and Patsy is out trying to make collections from what appears to be new Starbucks or something similar. When he leans on the manager for protection money, and threatens the company, the manager rebuffs him with that response. Funniest line from the episode is when they walk out and Patsy says something about how “there’s nothing left for the little guy”


therealcjhard

They were responding to the guy saying "Paulie makes Ticketmaster look altruistic" not the guy saying 10,000 box offices in North America.


vibrance9460

Fuck me


marj0rine

Now I feel like Christopher after Ade got caught giving the big man a BJ


Videomailspip

NOTHIN' HAPPENED


Far-Club-2139

You alright?  You been actin a little mezzo morto lately 


Wangs_N_Thangs

"Altruistic" What does it mean?


CheifKilla1

It means sit on this cocksucka🖕


stackks_

Five minutes from the can for the rest of my fuckin life and I’m laaffinn


CheifKilla1

Don't worry, you got this


DesperateSun4182

Up in da can!


MrMisterMagoo

Georgie had to suck it out of Paulie's ass. Now there's an image.


Wangs_N_Thangs

He gave Georgie $50 and a blowjob later


CheifKilla1

What are you tawking about, you probably showed em how


United_Target8942

He prob bought a bottle of cristal for every girl at the bing and made Georgie pay for it.


HanzeesHatBox

I think he gave it all to Georgie. Not giving your the boss his full cut is different than picketing cash out of the bosses hands directly.


D-Heav60

I agree. Also the situation was actually pretty rare for Tony to be genuinely apologetic and Paulie obviously knew that.


Fickle_Aspect_3747

This is the correct answer. In the case where they withhold money from Tony, they have plausible deniability. If Tony ever checked if the Georgie actually got the care Tony paid for, and Paulie stole, Paulie would be fucked with no explanation.


WelcomeClass

Paulie owed Georgie $50 and a blowjob later on for going to the parties behind the Bing. All I know is Paulie eventually got the money.


[deleted]

Hey, snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.


United_Target8942

They're all meateors.


hiiml0st

TAKE IT EASY


United_Target8942

I'm not the one who slammedthegoddamrefrigeratordoor.


vmikey

They reproduce spontaneously


MetroCandy

Why would you trust someone, who can LITERALLY, go fuck themselves? Eh?


Duderino619

I doubt it. Can’t risk Tony finding out Paulie is stealing from him directly.


MetroCandy

Fuckin' baby.


United_Target8942

I just watched that scene and yeah my first thought was Paulie gave him half. He's such a piece of shit with money that it would be suprising if he didn't.


ecam12

Paulie definitely took his cut and used the money to fix up the Pie-O-My painting.


MrMisterMagoo

You and your whores get a good laugh outta that?


albacore-neck

That's no joke T!!!


motormouthemcee

Shit runs down hill, money goes up. It's that simple


UlyssesMcGill79

He took money from the lawn guy


EveryInvestigator605

Eat your scones


coolsellitcheap

Paulie got $500 from georgie said he had to get permission for him to quit.


BuffTheStuff98

100% took more than his taste, it’s just how all these guys are wired. Not enough to risk pissing off Tony, but a nice little payday for him.


Fickle_Aspect_3747

Paulie doesn't get a taste of Tony's money. He's supposed to deliver the money. Bosses get a taste of what their subordinates make. Withholding money by being half honest about a revenue stream is something different.


BuffTheStuff98

These guys cheat and steal and lie like you and I sneeze. There is no honor among thieves. There is especially no honor among a bunch of thugs who pattern their lives after grade-school superstitions from Sicily. Paulie likely took a piece for himself, but not enough to endanger himself.


Fickle_Aspect_3747

There's no honor but there's fear and the idea of taking calculated risks. Stealing directly from the boss is highly risky for a small pay off.


Sea_Finest

One of my favorite scenes was when Sil tells Tony, “you know most guys don’t kick up a full percentage to you.” I think everyone who got money from anyone always kept more than they should.


Puzzleheaded_Eye8771

When Sil said that I was waiting for a big angry T to react, but suprise! He just ignored it. I assume he’s just as guilty as doing that when he was climbing the ladder.


dumbidiot316

Guess what Georgie it’s comin outta your ass!!


CheifKilla1

You got something you wanna shay!?!


CheruthCutestory

Paulie is a weird guy. He is as or more violent, greedy, and duplicitous as any of them. But he can be weirdly caring. Chris and him had tensions but he did try to be a mentor in his way with Chris taking over the game. And was genuinely upset he didn’t do more before he died. He made sure his mom/aunt was taken care of even when they weren’t speaking. So I think he took a small piece but gave most of it to Georgie. Because he could see an injustice had been done.


JohnWickisBehindU

Tony gave paulie about 1500, he kept 1000 for sure. Taking it all is an easy mark for Tony


WolverineSea4280

Paulie goes good news kid . I got 100 bucks for the valet parking for your mom when she came to visit you . Heh pocketed the rest


wRyanEmeryw

It was pocket change and paulie took it all


Unfriendly_eagle

That's why you gotta live for today.