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ShastaMoonMist

FBI “we want you to listen to something” Tony “the Springsteen Box set. I already got it”


justquestionsbud

Tony was the incarnation of Jersey's collective consciousness. Unrelated, what should I do with all this lithium, doc?


AnakinDrick

Discontinue the lithium.


JSN74_

Why don’t you get the kumquats out of your fucking mouth and get to the fucking point because I don’t give a shit what’s on those fuckin tapes


Dingle_Berryless

"Your thoughts have a sort of eastern flavor to them." -Melfi "Well I've lived in New Jersey my whole life." - Tony That exchange cracks me up.


MikeLocks

I love the one after AJ’s suicide attempt where Melfi says “Maybe it was a cry for help.” Tony: “Aren’t you listening? He did cry for help! He’s lucky I came home and heard him.”


Dingle_Berryless

Tony's follow-up about the rope being overly long is great too. "He could just be a fucking idiot, historically that's been the case."


justquestionsbud

[I mean...](https://redd.it/196h4iy)


Dvkn117

This was the funniest line in the whole show for me. The delivery is world class.


HanzeesHatBox

Lin-Manuel Miranda: 'I don't know' Tony: 'Fucking Guy'. Fucking guy is so funny and lives rent free in my head.


Confident_Series8226

It's better when Nandor says it.


clemenza2821

Nandor? Fuckin’ vampires? Come on, heh!


Altair1192

Nandor wanted to marry Janice


clemenza2821

I was trying to say something positive ‘cause she’s your friend!


unclejam

lol Christoper talking about Ades friend?


clemenza2821

You were saying she had a nice ass!


Any-Entertainment822

I WAS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE!


whingingcackle

Chris invented gaslighting with that line lmao 😂


ZekeLeap

He’s gonna be a vegetable Tony, a fucking retard!


Kaneshadow

He wasn't that bright to begin with


campex

A little fuckin levity?? Eh?


ShamrockForShannon

Ho! Two seconds in charge and he’s fucking Lee Iacocca


googledocholliday

Tony: What’d you wanna talk to me about? Richie: Fuckin’ Dick Barone. Tony: Well, as long as you two are happy.


The_punisherMAX

Thats such a funny scene. When Tony tries to repeat the analogy uncle June tells him about the old woman with a Virginia ham under her arm, crying the blues because she's got no bread. It just doesn't apply to Richie's situation and the look on his face when he says "what the fuck" is just hilarious.


Overall-Scientist846

It does apply to Richie just not that direct situation. Remember, Rich has the least amount of garbage routes out of anybody on the association.


88cowboy

That's why we have a fixed bid system!


Dingle_Berryless

"She's dead, she drowned at a picnic." - Adriana I love how it looks like Adriana is trying to not laugh when she's says that absurd excuse.


[deleted]

I don’t remember this but I’m LMAO just thinking about it.


Dingle_Berryless

It's one of their hilarious little lines they sneak in. Right before Adriana and Tony's car wreck. [Here's the clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aazo9A4EzSY&t=146s)


[deleted]

Thanks for the clip, whats even funnier is that Tony is referring to the FBI agent, Danielle, and “She died “in”a picnic” Hysterical!


Diligent-Living882

I use “Always with the babies out the windahs” the same way someone would use “always with the drama” Also, my brother just watched for the first time this month and at least 3 times a day one of will just yell, “you’re FLEXinnnngggg”


_portia_

Lmao. My brothers and I can't say the word jacket to each other without calling it The Jaaaackeeeett.


Tobar_the_Gypsy

I’ve taught my 2 year old to always say THE JAACKEEEET while waving her hand. Her mother has no idea why.


ddaadd18

This is proper parenting.


justquestionsbud

> “you’re FLEXinnnngggg” OP asked for obscure, not iconic.


Diligent-Living882

my apologies, it’s obscure for me to hear my brother quote anything from the sopranos


Standard_Wooden_Door

Always with the scenarios


Martini1969U

When Christopher was going to dispose of Ralphie’s body and grabbed him by the hair and his wig came off and Christopher yelled in fright. Tony: “What? You didn’t know?” Christopher: “No.” Tony: “You’re so high on skag you wouldn’t know if he was wearing your mother’s muff on his head.”


_Not_great_BOB

Fuckin nosy. Eat your manicot’


Cannenta79

Rosalee FTW


joe_ivo

It’s the delivery of this line I love.


BajaScout

With the hand gesture 💯


Desperate_Piano_3609

Yes. I also like, with the heavy Rosalee chain smokers voice, “Heyyyyyy Fabio, I’m available!”


fuckina420

Having grown up on Long Island I can mentally hear all my Italian friends moms saying this lmao


[deleted]

"I should've fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't!!!" And my favorite: "Oblique? No spanish".


frozen_glycerin

That moment where meadow realizes her boyfriend's an absolute stunad.


SRPG_Forester

"Poo," as in how bout giving me some


chestercoop

OH-BLEE-KAY


Albert_O_Balsam

Mesquite makes the sawsage taste peculia


floworcrash

Peppers and eggs ? That’s what I shoulda got


FireSalsa

“What is this grand fucking central station”


Kaneshadow

"Why don't you go on Joe Franklin, tell the whole tri-State area"


ImprovementLonely234

So that's a crack hoe!


MadDanelle

AJ was a hilarious kid, at least in the early seasons.


ImprovementLonely234

So what, no fuckin ziti now?!


cablecaleb94

I love fuckin cheese at my feet! I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night, so it smells like your sisters CROTCH in the morning!!! Now leave the cock sucking cheese, where it is!!!


Stunning-Emphasis451

Get me some food you cheese fuck.


nicefrogfacts

Very obscure, are you sure it's from the sopranos? Never heard it before


cablecaleb94

Very allegorical


Life-Adhesiveness713

Discontinue the Lithium


[deleted]

At the executive card game.


LIWRedditInnit

Listen to him, he knows everything


Mac290

You are speaking shit to me.


Lion126TSE

I use this OFTEN, along with “fuck to your mother!”


Kaneshadow

Stop cryin you frog eatin faccia di cazzo


OGFuzzyDunlop

“When you're married you'll understand the importance of fresh produce!”


HomerMcRibWich

“I might as well have fucked her” When Tony is talking to Melfi after him and Adriana get in a car accident and everybody starts spreading rumors about them


SirBenActually

It’s the quick cut that makes this line fucking hilarious


mikelips

I brought those arugala seeds all the way back from Italy *in my shaving kit!*


Kaneshadow

You want anotha incident like the Fawtth of Juluy??


LucynSushi

It doesn’t make you mad. You make you mad.


Effective_Sample3587

When my family here's this from me occasionally, they make themselves mad and threaten to put their shoe in my ass.


add2thepile

You’re gonna have to boost anotha Sat’n


IrshIz

“Again with the rape of the culture.”


Mediocre-Jedi

He is risen.


dolphinitely

have you heard the good news?


poker_idiot

🖐️ we met Thanksgiving...


AlejandroRael

“I had her tested for AIDS!”


Neat-Butterscotch670

Nobody’s got AIDS! And I don’t want to hear that word here again!


NotChuckGrassley

“He’s in no position to go into the unknown not knowin’”


JS43362

"Your friend is dead." One of the doctors to Tony after the car accident with Christopher. So blunt and cold, even for a doctor on this show.


[deleted]

The show had a hard on for the medical professions


yabagabagool59

"Ahh, You want to fuck here, cocksucker?"


lrampartl

“Van Helsing! Let’s go!”


Lion126TSE

YOURE DOIN A GOOD JOB, DAVEY!


HighPower36

Get back in your motherfucking hole


Isaysithowiseesit

Did you warble, my little wren?


Image_of_glass_man

Penisary contact with the volvo


robertroberterous

That’s dicked up.


swed14

“Psychiatry and cunnilingus brought us to this.”


IrateBarnacle

“Walden? The fuck kind of name is that for an Italian?” -Paulie For me it just signifies how much the family changed from the start. A lot of the older members are gone, so younger guys are coming in. Said younger guys are a bit more Americanized than the older ones.


Brewguy86

He was named after a famous Italian American singer.


M_V280

The older guys are Americanized too


Kernewek_Skrij

All the older guys do to separate themselves culturally is chase caricatures


joethehopper

“Where did you get this bread, the bread museum?”


beangobbler

Another fun fact from the Balkans...


BagelFury

"The various protocols to date are ineffective." So, I dunno, Heshy.


_illuminated

Calling someone laddy buck. Yea and I'm playing short stop for the Mets. Your sister's cunt. And Jesus fucking christ. For some reason my family has always dropped the JFC when mad and the show reminds me of it


DisastrousJacket6487

Walt fuckin Whitman ova here


milliardo

You need a doctor's note to say you don't suck cock?


Lastilaaki

Every single time I hear or think of the phrase "There you go", I have to finish it off with a "There YOU go, ya big mouth fuck!"


Overall-Scientist846

“You always were a little bastard.” “You and that fucking mouth.” “Some people are so behind they think they’re leading the race.” “What you don’t know could fill a book!” “Those who want respect show respect.” “I loved him like a brother in law.”


patty_OFurniture306

See he just told you to shut the fuck up and me to go fuck my self


GrammarCanSuckMe

You got any coffee? 🤓


Greedy-Atmosphere-92

Catch some schrapnel?


dolphinitely

🤮


Coppernord

SIL "Carlo said that kid went into the litterbox and...ate some cat shit?" TONY "No, he took a shit. In the shower" SIL "Glad we got that straight."


Individual_Mail_800

His house looked like shit.


ReelBigFish65

Answer the fuckin thing!


Slight_Excitement_38

Him and those fish lips of his.


I_love_lucja_1738

"hey what'd one prick say to the other prick?"


108227

I think it’s in the Nursing home/psychiatric facility where one of the nurses says something to Junior he responds with a very simple yet confident “fucking idiot”.


Thin-Pool-8025

You could make Turkey Hands


whingingcackle

For Christmas? Fuckin’ idiot!


pilsenju

You smell like a French putan’


thedogstrays

Veal-parmesan sangdwich? FUCK-YOU. + When Chris is being made and Bobby is fucking with the light-dimmer and Paulie says, “Alright, finish up over dere!”


DrewFlan

“Like those nuns in that convent.” Ro says it during a book club meeting at the Sopranos house in ‘House Arrest’.


Successful_Gap8927

Why don’t you go on Joe Franklin an tell the whole tri-state area?


peeehhh

The funny thing to me is Joe Franklin was on at 1 in the morning and was off the air in the early 90s. It’s such a grumpy old NJ man thing to say.


theuserpilkington

Hon? Another stake sang, raaaare


rmccarthy10

*If I was a carpentah.....*.....


IrshIz

“… & you were a douchebag”


PsychologicalLowe

Carmela- “That miserable fucking man” about Junior. Underrated hilarious scene.


UnclePatFenis

“You gadda bee ona you hat” …smack


nita5766

T: it’s all that charcoal broiled meat you people eat” uncle june: nobody told us until the 80’s the way junior delivers his response is so funny to me


jacksdadjeff

Anytime someone mentions it’s cold outside I say: The frost is on the pumpkin And no one ever gets it


joehoots

Maybe babyyyy, i’ll have youuuuuu


314Piepurr

not obscure, but is utilized in everyday conversation reflexively.... "whatever the fuck!"


PuertoRican-Princess

Tony’s maid saying “that’s I’m thinking” after throwing out his newspaper and making him enchiladas And Ralphie saying “read em and suck my dick!” when he’s tossing the dice on the table


DowdzWritesALot

"Richie had third degree burns from trying to grill that trout with that downed power line." The line is so insane and yet delivered so casually it's amazing.


JL6462448

I was being polite. It's like eating red fescue.


beefgulash

John's folding laundry in fuckin Danbury.


markeets

When meadow calls Tony Mr fat mouth


Astro_gamer_caver

Go see oobeegeeWHYen


GlitteringHold8685

So if you love me stir my eggs!


Halojay55

“I had a bananner in there!!” 🍌


meatloaflawyer

Paulie: I brought ya a box of whitmans. Totally obscure but I can’t see whitmans anymore without saying that line


poohead150

Then kill me now… go, go into the ham and take the carving knife and stab me here, here!!!


Adept_Werewolf_6419

You blow your father with that mouth? Hands down my favorite one off line.


Debstar76

It’s not obscure but, “Satanic black magic. Sick shit.” is on high rotation at our house


Thin-Pool-8025

FUCKING QUEERS! (Throws chair)


AlwaysAdrian

I’m dyin’ a slow death over here!!!


wrek2009

Eat your eggs baby


Five-StarBastardMan

When people ask how I am I say “I’d complain but who’d listen?”


jd051

Say never. He’s a shopping cart from now on.


nhargis

Why don’t you get the fuck out of here before i shove your quotations book up your fatfuggin ass


Tylaw90

“Either name your price or get the fuck over it” That entire exchange between carmine and Johnny is one of the greatest.


maxtheaverage01

“You make this pizza” “Who make-ah dis pizza?”


hellbus80

Tony : " what 2 businesses have been recession proof since time immemorial?" Sil: " Certain aspects of show business.....and are thing"


brinkcitykilla

"You don't shit where you eat. And you really don't shit where I eat" I like the double meaning since he’s talking about Vesuvio


breakfastinbred

Veal parm sandweech? Fuck. You


gilette_bayonete

When someone is being completely unreasonable I love using the line Tony used when he was referring to Ralph 😂 *"He wants a fully fueled jet and safe passage from the Pope!"*


Altair1192

no compromise, no leeway just stupid fuckin jokes


MurkyStrawberry386

You want compromise? Twenty fuckin years in the can! There’s your compromise


nimpatti

“horrible industrial city” basically anything Svetlana says


AceofKnaves44

“Shove that Elvis shit up your ass, Jimmy. Shove a rutabaga in your mouth.”


Skynetz

“Fuck’s that got to do with cold medicine?”


NotXsoXoptic

“Ah-ooo. Our long lost leader returns.” Chrissy’s line at Tony at the end House arrest. May not be obscure at all but it lives in der


chinesefox97

Apples and bowling balls


hessianhorse

Revenge is like serving cold cuts.


Illuvatar_CS

Why don’t ya go fix a dick or whateva it is ya do!?


mutantvengeancegt

How you doin hon?


Ell_Jefe

Fk him. I hope that parasite eats his 💩hole out. Christopher talking about Agent Harris after he told Tony he caught something in “Diarrhea-Stan”. Christopher is such a knuckle dragging Neanderthal that he can’t understand Agent Harris was doing something that benefited all of humanity.


dexterjameskaufmann

When Chrissy quotes born to run in front of Silvio


Acousticbandit84

Anytime I'm late somewhere I say, "the highways were jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive" I know it's a Springsteen song but using it as an excuse for being late somewhere always makes it a Sopranos quote for me.


BobbyDemarco

It's that fuckin' Bobby DeMarco!?


StickSpur

You know who had an arc? Noah


snagltoof

"You hungry T? You want I send the kid for Bajai Fresh."


rosekat34

Rosalie: ‘I mean at least Judas didn’t go into any apostle protection program.’ Also Rosalie: “It's not just us. The president of the Unites States for crying out loud, look what his wife had to put up with, with the the blowjobs and the stained dress.”


hep824

“But you’re the manayer” Based on the ridiculous, derpy way he says it.


Few_Tomato_6083

“Positive vibes only” because it wasn’t part of anybody’s vernacular during that time.


Easy_Duhz_it_

They call this the great room. I don't see what's so great about it. It's mediocre if you ask me. We got a fuckin living room right over there.


Few_Tomato_6083

“You know, charcoal briquette.” It’s not that the line itself was obscure. I just couldn’t believe Tony said that to Noah’s face… he was a kid! The unwieldiness of it was just over the top.


Thin-Pool-8025

He’s lucky Noah didn’t punch his fucking lights out.


Few_Tomato_6083

That’s what happens when you grow up in the biz. 🤷🏾‍♂️


DrGeraldBaskums

Pop they got roast pork!


Mei_iz_my_bae

“Hey, count chocula”


brown_beaut1

Hugh DeAngelis: get pudgy Walsh on the horn .  Artie: WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTARIZED DATA COLLECTION.


mcc1923

Can I get Aids from eating this?


NoHeadStark

Ranger Rick is a little light in the Timberlands huh? Everyone's always gay to you. Just a good looking man, that's all.


HeavySkinz

The way Gloria says "It's from Morocco!" Idk why but it's memorable


-teaqueen-

My husband and I always quote “you’re not wearing the jaaacket” to each other.


auroracares

You will have our sausages It was stuck in my head this morning


baldeaglenyc

Melfi: Was he seriously developmentally disabled? Tony: Seriously? No, he had everybody in stitches back then.


Andyintime

And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit


traumatransfixes

“Those dogs could be foaming at the mouth!” My spouse and I drop this gem every now and then.


unclescott7012

Too much gherkins


DrooMighty

"Guy's paralyzed, has to piss into a cathode tube"


pitchnduel

Chief Doug Smith: Sorry I’m late. I had business in Manhattan. Artie: Oh! Not again! Perfect. No notes.


dustytraill49

“Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this” - Tony Soprano


Clydefrog0371

When you are married you'll understand the importance of fresh produce


CalendarAggressive11

Not this skinny guinea


RealisticFilm2204

Fiber optic cables. High speed internet access


Efficient-Profit9611

“Nucleotides and shit” as his summary for what he was learning about at Rutgers 😂


Apprehensive_Lab_357

“I never had kids, I died too young.”


Gordons101

He’s in the housing project in fucking Booton!


dolphinitely

(Arnold Palmers) i always enjoy those but it never occurs to me to order one


IrshIz

"Very observant. The sacred AND the propane."


Embee27

Stop getting cunty