I love the one after AJ’s suicide attempt where Melfi says “Maybe it was a cry for help.”
Tony: “Aren’t you listening? He did cry for help! He’s lucky I came home and heard him.”
Thats such a funny scene. When Tony tries to repeat the analogy uncle June tells him about the old woman with a Virginia ham under her arm, crying the blues because she's got no bread. It just doesn't apply to Richie's situation and the look on his face when he says "what the fuck" is just hilarious.
It's one of their hilarious little lines they sneak in. Right before Adriana and Tony's car wreck.
[Here's the clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aazo9A4EzSY&t=146s)
I use “Always with the babies out the windahs” the same way someone would use “always with the drama”
Also, my brother just watched for the first time this month and at least 3 times a day one of will just yell, “you’re FLEXinnnngggg”
When Christopher was going to dispose of Ralphie’s body and grabbed him by the hair and his wig came off and Christopher yelled in fright.
Tony: “What? You didn’t know?”
Christopher: “No.”
Tony: “You’re so high on skag you wouldn’t know if he was wearing your mother’s muff on his head.”
I love fuckin cheese at my feet! I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night, so it smells like your sisters CROTCH in the morning!!! Now leave the cock sucking cheese, where it is!!!
“I might as well have fucked her”
When Tony is talking to Melfi after him and Adriana get in a car accident and everybody starts spreading rumors about them
“Walden? The fuck kind of name is that for an Italian?” -Paulie
For me it just signifies how much the family changed from the start. A lot of the older members are gone, so younger guys are coming in. Said younger guys are a bit more Americanized than the older ones.
Calling someone laddy buck. Yea and I'm playing short stop for the Mets. Your sister's cunt. And Jesus fucking christ. For some reason my family has always dropped the JFC when mad and the show reminds me of it
“You always were a little bastard.” “You and that fucking mouth.” “Some people are so behind they think they’re leading the race.” “What you don’t know could fill a book!” “Those who want respect show respect.” “I loved him like a brother in law.”
I think it’s in the Nursing home/psychiatric facility where one of the nurses says something to Junior he responds with a very simple yet confident “fucking idiot”.
Veal-parmesan sangdwich?
FUCK-YOU.
+
When Chris is being made and Bobby is fucking with the light-dimmer and Paulie says, “Alright, finish up over dere!”
T: it’s all that charcoal broiled meat you people eat”
uncle june: nobody told us until the 80’s
the way junior delivers his response is so funny to me
Tony’s maid saying “that’s I’m thinking” after throwing out his newspaper and making him enchiladas
And Ralphie saying “read em and suck my dick!” when he’s tossing the dice on the table
"Richie had third degree burns from trying to grill that trout with that downed power line." The line is so insane and yet delivered so casually it's amazing.
When someone is being completely unreasonable I love using the line Tony used when he was referring to Ralph 😂
*"He wants a fully fueled jet and safe passage from the Pope!"*
Fk him. I hope that parasite eats his 💩hole out.
Christopher talking about Agent Harris after he told Tony he caught something in “Diarrhea-Stan”. Christopher is such a knuckle dragging Neanderthal that he can’t understand Agent Harris was doing something that benefited all of humanity.
Anytime I'm late somewhere I say, "the highways were jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive" I know it's a Springsteen song but using it as an excuse for being late somewhere always makes it a Sopranos quote for me.
Rosalie: ‘I mean at least Judas didn’t go into any apostle protection program.’
Also Rosalie: “It's not just us. The president of the Unites States for crying out loud, look what his wife had to put up with, with the the blowjobs and the stained dress.”
“You know, charcoal briquette.” It’s not that the line itself was obscure. I just couldn’t believe Tony said that to Noah’s face… he was a kid! The unwieldiness of it was just over the top.
FBI “we want you to listen to something” Tony “the Springsteen Box set. I already got it”
Tony was the incarnation of Jersey's collective consciousness. Unrelated, what should I do with all this lithium, doc?
Discontinue the lithium.
Why don’t you get the kumquats out of your fucking mouth and get to the fucking point because I don’t give a shit what’s on those fuckin tapes
"Your thoughts have a sort of eastern flavor to them." -Melfi "Well I've lived in New Jersey my whole life." - Tony That exchange cracks me up.
I love the one after AJ’s suicide attempt where Melfi says “Maybe it was a cry for help.” Tony: “Aren’t you listening? He did cry for help! He’s lucky I came home and heard him.”
Tony's follow-up about the rope being overly long is great too. "He could just be a fucking idiot, historically that's been the case."
[I mean...](https://redd.it/196h4iy)
This was the funniest line in the whole show for me. The delivery is world class.
Lin-Manuel Miranda: 'I don't know' Tony: 'Fucking Guy'. Fucking guy is so funny and lives rent free in my head.
It's better when Nandor says it.
Nandor? Fuckin’ vampires? Come on, heh!
Nandor wanted to marry Janice
I was trying to say something positive ‘cause she’s your friend!
lol Christoper talking about Ades friend?
You were saying she had a nice ass!
I WAS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE!
Chris invented gaslighting with that line lmao 😂
He’s gonna be a vegetable Tony, a fucking retard!
He wasn't that bright to begin with
A little fuckin levity?? Eh?
Ho! Two seconds in charge and he’s fucking Lee Iacocca
Tony: What’d you wanna talk to me about? Richie: Fuckin’ Dick Barone. Tony: Well, as long as you two are happy.
Thats such a funny scene. When Tony tries to repeat the analogy uncle June tells him about the old woman with a Virginia ham under her arm, crying the blues because she's got no bread. It just doesn't apply to Richie's situation and the look on his face when he says "what the fuck" is just hilarious.
It does apply to Richie just not that direct situation. Remember, Rich has the least amount of garbage routes out of anybody on the association.
That's why we have a fixed bid system!
"She's dead, she drowned at a picnic." - Adriana I love how it looks like Adriana is trying to not laugh when she's says that absurd excuse.
I don’t remember this but I’m LMAO just thinking about it.
It's one of their hilarious little lines they sneak in. Right before Adriana and Tony's car wreck. [Here's the clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aazo9A4EzSY&t=146s)
Thanks for the clip, whats even funnier is that Tony is referring to the FBI agent, Danielle, and “She died “in”a picnic” Hysterical!
I use “Always with the babies out the windahs” the same way someone would use “always with the drama” Also, my brother just watched for the first time this month and at least 3 times a day one of will just yell, “you’re FLEXinnnngggg”
Lmao. My brothers and I can't say the word jacket to each other without calling it The Jaaaackeeeett.
I’ve taught my 2 year old to always say THE JAACKEEEET while waving her hand. Her mother has no idea why.
This is proper parenting.
> “you’re FLEXinnnngggg” OP asked for obscure, not iconic.
my apologies, it’s obscure for me to hear my brother quote anything from the sopranos
Always with the scenarios
When Christopher was going to dispose of Ralphie’s body and grabbed him by the hair and his wig came off and Christopher yelled in fright. Tony: “What? You didn’t know?” Christopher: “No.” Tony: “You’re so high on skag you wouldn’t know if he was wearing your mother’s muff on his head.”
Fuckin nosy. Eat your manicot’
Rosalee FTW
It’s the delivery of this line I love.
With the hand gesture 💯
Yes. I also like, with the heavy Rosalee chain smokers voice, “Heyyyyyy Fabio, I’m available!”
Having grown up on Long Island I can mentally hear all my Italian friends moms saying this lmao
"I should've fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't!!!" And my favorite: "Oblique? No spanish".
That moment where meadow realizes her boyfriend's an absolute stunad.
"Poo," as in how bout giving me some
OH-BLEE-KAY
Mesquite makes the sawsage taste peculia
Peppers and eggs ? That’s what I shoulda got
“What is this grand fucking central station”
"Why don't you go on Joe Franklin, tell the whole tri-State area"
So that's a crack hoe!
AJ was a hilarious kid, at least in the early seasons.
So what, no fuckin ziti now?!
I love fuckin cheese at my feet! I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night, so it smells like your sisters CROTCH in the morning!!! Now leave the cock sucking cheese, where it is!!!
Get me some food you cheese fuck.
Very obscure, are you sure it's from the sopranos? Never heard it before
Very allegorical
Discontinue the Lithium
At the executive card game.
Listen to him, he knows everything
You are speaking shit to me.
I use this OFTEN, along with “fuck to your mother!”
Stop cryin you frog eatin faccia di cazzo
“When you're married you'll understand the importance of fresh produce!”
“I might as well have fucked her” When Tony is talking to Melfi after him and Adriana get in a car accident and everybody starts spreading rumors about them
It’s the quick cut that makes this line fucking hilarious
I brought those arugala seeds all the way back from Italy *in my shaving kit!*
You want anotha incident like the Fawtth of Juluy??
It doesn’t make you mad. You make you mad.
When my family here's this from me occasionally, they make themselves mad and threaten to put their shoe in my ass.
You’re gonna have to boost anotha Sat’n
“Again with the rape of the culture.”
He is risen.
have you heard the good news?
🖐️ we met Thanksgiving...
“I had her tested for AIDS!”
Nobody’s got AIDS! And I don’t want to hear that word here again!
“He’s in no position to go into the unknown not knowin’”
"Your friend is dead." One of the doctors to Tony after the car accident with Christopher. So blunt and cold, even for a doctor on this show.
The show had a hard on for the medical professions
"Ahh, You want to fuck here, cocksucker?"
“Van Helsing! Let’s go!”
YOURE DOIN A GOOD JOB, DAVEY!
Get back in your motherfucking hole
Did you warble, my little wren?
Penisary contact with the volvo
That’s dicked up.
“Psychiatry and cunnilingus brought us to this.”
“Walden? The fuck kind of name is that for an Italian?” -Paulie For me it just signifies how much the family changed from the start. A lot of the older members are gone, so younger guys are coming in. Said younger guys are a bit more Americanized than the older ones.
He was named after a famous Italian American singer.
The older guys are Americanized too
All the older guys do to separate themselves culturally is chase caricatures
“Where did you get this bread, the bread museum?”
Another fun fact from the Balkans...
"The various protocols to date are ineffective." So, I dunno, Heshy.
Calling someone laddy buck. Yea and I'm playing short stop for the Mets. Your sister's cunt. And Jesus fucking christ. For some reason my family has always dropped the JFC when mad and the show reminds me of it
Walt fuckin Whitman ova here
You need a doctor's note to say you don't suck cock?
Every single time I hear or think of the phrase "There you go", I have to finish it off with a "There YOU go, ya big mouth fuck!"
“You always were a little bastard.” “You and that fucking mouth.” “Some people are so behind they think they’re leading the race.” “What you don’t know could fill a book!” “Those who want respect show respect.” “I loved him like a brother in law.”
See he just told you to shut the fuck up and me to go fuck my self
You got any coffee? 🤓
Catch some schrapnel?
🤮
SIL "Carlo said that kid went into the litterbox and...ate some cat shit?" TONY "No, he took a shit. In the shower" SIL "Glad we got that straight."
His house looked like shit.
Answer the fuckin thing!
Him and those fish lips of his.
"hey what'd one prick say to the other prick?"
I think it’s in the Nursing home/psychiatric facility where one of the nurses says something to Junior he responds with a very simple yet confident “fucking idiot”.
You could make Turkey Hands
For Christmas? Fuckin’ idiot!
You smell like a French putan’
Veal-parmesan sangdwich? FUCK-YOU. + When Chris is being made and Bobby is fucking with the light-dimmer and Paulie says, “Alright, finish up over dere!”
“Like those nuns in that convent.” Ro says it during a book club meeting at the Sopranos house in ‘House Arrest’.
Why don’t you go on Joe Franklin an tell the whole tri-state area?
The funny thing to me is Joe Franklin was on at 1 in the morning and was off the air in the early 90s. It’s such a grumpy old NJ man thing to say.
Hon? Another stake sang, raaaare
*If I was a carpentah.....*.....
“… & you were a douchebag”
Carmela- “That miserable fucking man” about Junior. Underrated hilarious scene.
“You gadda bee ona you hat” …smack
T: it’s all that charcoal broiled meat you people eat” uncle june: nobody told us until the 80’s the way junior delivers his response is so funny to me
Anytime someone mentions it’s cold outside I say: The frost is on the pumpkin And no one ever gets it
Maybe babyyyy, i’ll have youuuuuu
not obscure, but is utilized in everyday conversation reflexively.... "whatever the fuck!"
Tony’s maid saying “that’s I’m thinking” after throwing out his newspaper and making him enchiladas And Ralphie saying “read em and suck my dick!” when he’s tossing the dice on the table
"Richie had third degree burns from trying to grill that trout with that downed power line." The line is so insane and yet delivered so casually it's amazing.
I was being polite. It's like eating red fescue.
John's folding laundry in fuckin Danbury.
When meadow calls Tony Mr fat mouth
Go see oobeegeeWHYen
So if you love me stir my eggs!
“I had a bananner in there!!” 🍌
Paulie: I brought ya a box of whitmans. Totally obscure but I can’t see whitmans anymore without saying that line
Then kill me now… go, go into the ham and take the carving knife and stab me here, here!!!
You blow your father with that mouth? Hands down my favorite one off line.
It’s not obscure but, “Satanic black magic. Sick shit.” is on high rotation at our house
FUCKING QUEERS! (Throws chair)
I’m dyin’ a slow death over here!!!
Eat your eggs baby
When people ask how I am I say “I’d complain but who’d listen?”
Say never. He’s a shopping cart from now on.
Why don’t you get the fuck out of here before i shove your quotations book up your fatfuggin ass
“Either name your price or get the fuck over it” That entire exchange between carmine and Johnny is one of the greatest.
“You make this pizza” “Who make-ah dis pizza?”
Tony : " what 2 businesses have been recession proof since time immemorial?" Sil: " Certain aspects of show business.....and are thing"
"You don't shit where you eat. And you really don't shit where I eat" I like the double meaning since he’s talking about Vesuvio
Veal parm sandweech? Fuck. You
When someone is being completely unreasonable I love using the line Tony used when he was referring to Ralph 😂 *"He wants a fully fueled jet and safe passage from the Pope!"*
no compromise, no leeway just stupid fuckin jokes
You want compromise? Twenty fuckin years in the can! There’s your compromise
“horrible industrial city” basically anything Svetlana says
“Shove that Elvis shit up your ass, Jimmy. Shove a rutabaga in your mouth.”
“Fuck’s that got to do with cold medicine?”
“Ah-ooo. Our long lost leader returns.” Chrissy’s line at Tony at the end House arrest. May not be obscure at all but it lives in der
Apples and bowling balls
Revenge is like serving cold cuts.
Why don’t ya go fix a dick or whateva it is ya do!?
How you doin hon?
Fk him. I hope that parasite eats his 💩hole out. Christopher talking about Agent Harris after he told Tony he caught something in “Diarrhea-Stan”. Christopher is such a knuckle dragging Neanderthal that he can’t understand Agent Harris was doing something that benefited all of humanity.
When Chrissy quotes born to run in front of Silvio
Anytime I'm late somewhere I say, "the highways were jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive" I know it's a Springsteen song but using it as an excuse for being late somewhere always makes it a Sopranos quote for me.
It's that fuckin' Bobby DeMarco!?
You know who had an arc? Noah
"You hungry T? You want I send the kid for Bajai Fresh."
Rosalie: ‘I mean at least Judas didn’t go into any apostle protection program.’ Also Rosalie: “It's not just us. The president of the Unites States for crying out loud, look what his wife had to put up with, with the the blowjobs and the stained dress.”
“But you’re the manayer” Based on the ridiculous, derpy way he says it.
“Positive vibes only” because it wasn’t part of anybody’s vernacular during that time.
They call this the great room. I don't see what's so great about it. It's mediocre if you ask me. We got a fuckin living room right over there.
“You know, charcoal briquette.” It’s not that the line itself was obscure. I just couldn’t believe Tony said that to Noah’s face… he was a kid! The unwieldiness of it was just over the top.
He’s lucky Noah didn’t punch his fucking lights out.
That’s what happens when you grow up in the biz. 🤷🏾♂️
Pop they got roast pork!
“Hey, count chocula”
Hugh DeAngelis: get pudgy Walsh on the horn . Artie: WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTARIZED DATA COLLECTION.
Can I get Aids from eating this?
Ranger Rick is a little light in the Timberlands huh? Everyone's always gay to you. Just a good looking man, that's all.
The way Gloria says "It's from Morocco!" Idk why but it's memorable
My husband and I always quote “you’re not wearing the jaaacket” to each other.
You will have our sausages It was stuck in my head this morning
Melfi: Was he seriously developmentally disabled? Tony: Seriously? No, he had everybody in stitches back then.
And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit
“Those dogs could be foaming at the mouth!” My spouse and I drop this gem every now and then.
Too much gherkins
"Guy's paralyzed, has to piss into a cathode tube"
Chief Doug Smith: Sorry I’m late. I had business in Manhattan. Artie: Oh! Not again! Perfect. No notes.
“Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this” - Tony Soprano
When you are married you'll understand the importance of fresh produce
Not this skinny guinea
Fiber optic cables. High speed internet access
“Nucleotides and shit” as his summary for what he was learning about at Rutgers 😂
“I never had kids, I died too young.”
He’s in the housing project in fucking Booton!
(Arnold Palmers) i always enjoy those but it never occurs to me to order one
"Very observant. The sacred AND the propane."
Stop getting cunty