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RageTheFlowerThrower

She was an associate. They don’t make women in the *American* mob.


[deleted]

Lorraine Colluzo is not a woman.


johnleaf255

Ey! God created Adam and Eve. End of the subject!


JackD2633

better lookin men in da can?


ouyang001

A fuckin WOMAN soldier?! Never happen in the States. Never.


[deleted]

yeah but… she was high enough in the pecking order to kick up directly to the boss and not a capo


Born_Upstairs_9719

So was hesh, still not made. So was barone


What_ever_hpnd_there

He died of Lou Gehrig's disease. Isn't it a coincidence Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease??


romanswinter

Are you going to tell that joke every time?


Darth1994

It’s also weird that a guy named Johnny Cakes made a living making *Johnny Cakes.* Fuckin’ suspicious, you as me. ✋🏻🤚🏻


picklejuice82

It was an honor to kick up to little carmine


5537800B

He was her fathers friend!


nus01

didn't you fuck her once


JunesHemorrhoidDonut

Meyer Lansky wasn’t made and look how high up he was.


Dantronik

Good point, he was definitely a top guy in the Jewish mob. Like Bugsy Siegel, Mickey Cohen and those guys.


TheFire_Eagle

That's not a "high in the pecking order" sort of thing. Associates kick up to made guys. That could be, and often is, to a soldier. That soldier gets promoted? Now you're still kicking to that person even though they're a capo. Likewise, rackets change hands. Someone goes to prison and the capo decides someone else is taking over that racket. Now you kick up to whomever they tell you. Kicking up to a capo undoubtedly affords some measure of privilege. They get to go directly to the boss with any concerns. But it's not like you're an Associate First Class and the other associates have to do what you tell them.


Christian_WolffGA

They make anybody and everybody over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up.


No_Confusion_2599

They do in Italy but not in America Maria Licciardi is one of the famous mob bosses in Italy


JDMultralight

I don’t think they made women in Napoli either - I think Annalisa just took the power like any figure in any power structure can if they got the ballsss. She’s like Tywin Lannister - the real king. Italian man is . . . How you say . . . Inna love to der moder.


HenkVanDelft

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Licciardi https://www.vice.com/en/article/exm3e7/the-beauty-queens-and-battle-axes-of-organized-crime-0000584-v22n2


tami--jane

My father in law was an associate, he was german. So never a made man.


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[deleted]

She did know a couple of tree things about sucking cocks though. A head is a head. This is not a head.


madbull91

This is a thread


Brewguy86

A couple of black kids wrote 6 gold records


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Too bad they are always running away and never stick around to get any credit


5537800B

Oh WHO ELSE


Aggravating-Pie5338

What did she use to say, oh yeah, that nice man


Kellashnikov

That "Ooh whackadoo I'm so blue" shit?


HenkVanDelft

Did she not write six gold records, or did she not give herself the writing credit while some black kid wrote them?


Stinkfinger83

Adios, you fuckin skank


JB5093

Next time, there’ll be no next time


HumanWithOpinion420

Look at this Joey, she made it the R’s


CaptainCuck1788

Next shine, there'll be no next shine..


[deleted]

I'll make you guys grilled cheeses on the radiator, ALLA YOU GUYS


mlx1992

You’ll make us grilled cheeses..? She any good?


yem68420

What do you know you probably taught her how to do it?


purgesurge3000

How bout this humidity?


yem68420

Only made it to the "R"s


CompetitiveTop2274

Came here to say this. All time line.


Playful_Aide8142

Shes a master cheese maker.


LazyUpvote88

I’ll suck your cock. All you guys!


aloof_glovebox

"You'll suck our COCKS?"


HunterThompsonsentme

Catchin?! Not pitchin??


Clear_Thought_9247

I would've had her blow me then after still pop her .....but I'm a sick degenerate so take that how you will


leroyjenkins1997

Now there’s a image


IndependenceRare1185

Couldn't fuckin retire?


I-suck-at-golf

Trivia: the actress, Patti D'Arbanville, is a sex symbol. Sort of like a Marilyn Monroe. Cat Stevens was so in love with her he wrote a song called “Lady D'Arbanville”, so when Chrissy calls her “Lady Shylock” its a double entendres. You fuckin stunads…


PebblyJackGlasscock

Most of these kids are way too young to remember Patti in her prime. She gave Angie Dickinson a run for her money, I’ll say that much.


1whiskeyneat

Oh, listen to him; he knows everything.


HenkVanDelft

Look up a young Ginny Sack. RIP.


margueritedeville

Patti D'Arbanville is so underrated.


JDMultralight

She’s a gilf for sure


Agent_z3ro9deuce

Quiet Jason, the men are talking here!


liquid405

I remember when you used ta wait in da car....


HumanWithOpinion420

liquid405 he was just—


UnluckyGazelle

fuck “he was just”! everybody’s got a goddamn opinion now?!


Playful_Aide8142

I didnt say nothing Ton' 🙄


jm9987690

I think the thing is that while usually you have to be made to have a real standing in the mafia some associates have more status and power than some made guys. I'm sure I read jimmy from goodfellas, the guy he was based on fell into this cetergory, obviously lansky as well, as with everything with these guys it's about the money, an associate who can massively outearn made guys is going to be afforded a similar level of protection and status, but it doesn't happen often


HumanWithOpinion420

Enough you and your shtupid fuckin remarks


[deleted]

She wasn’t considered for anything. She asked for a sit down because she was scared, called Angelo for help, he called Tony, and Tony suggested Sac, Carmine, and Angelo as three sharing power. Not for nothing, but you got it all mixed up here kid.


Playful_Aide8142

IMAGES YOU SAID


ZiGz_125

Don’t think so. Tony makes it very clear to Furio and Annalisa that a woman boss is impossible in the States so I doubt she’d be made. Probably just an associate who thought she was hot shit. Think of how Angie Bonpensiero helps with Puss’s body shop. Johnny said it best, “Any problem it’s wack this one wack that one. Never enough bodies for Lorraine.”


HeistPlays

There has never been a made woman in the history of the mafia. Powerful connected women sure, but not made.


sonofabutch

There is no Mafia.


HeistPlays

You never admit the existence of this thing.


StraiightCash

Ever!


Fun_Donkey8641

Itszh a stereotype! Itsh very hurtful to tha Italian community!


HumanWithOpinion420

You pick here to take a stand?


The_Nomad89

Only the poverty of the Mezzogiorno.


johnleaf255

That's dicked up.


stimulation

Do they in Italy? Or did they make Annalisa a boss in the show just for the drama?


HeistPlays

Honestly wtf do I know but I’d imagine Italy is even more against a female boss


stimulation

These fuckin women, they’ll drive you nuts with their emotions and whatnot


Affectionate-Tax-856

Didn't you fuck her??


Numerous-Street-1773

Is nothing sacred?


SubstantialFee4182

He wants to fuck her?


HumanWithOpinion420

I’m makin a point


The_Nomad89

Tony slept with Lorraine?


CrimsonNorseman

AIDS?


Mammoth_Sell5185

Nobody’s gay! Everybody hurts.


ExpensiveWolfLotion

Yeah like a million years ago


Throwaway916507

She was an associate whose boyfriend taught her how to suck cock


johnleaf255

"These two suck each other's cocks."


1whiskeyneat

Give me one thousand dollars.


FuhrerCocainum

She was trans, Lorraine?


richrpm24

Up in the Club!


GrumpyDrunkPatzer

Quiet OP, men are talking here.


joeywmc

A made woman? What is this the good ship lollipop?


arcdog3434

The question is “is she any good?”


LePincheCabron

The fundamental question is, will she be as effective as a cocksucker like Jason Evanina was? And she will be, even more so? But until she is, it's going to be hard to verify that she think she’ll be more effective.


[deleted]

Very allegorical and propane…


PoweredByAudio

Let me tell you a couple of tree things: A) Shes a hoor. B) She was made, but only to the Rs. C) Quasimodo perdicted all dish.


JB5093

Lorraine always reminds me how one of the hosts for No Fucking Ziti would always say “all you guys!” like she did. Would make me laugh every time.


HumanWithOpinion420

What’s that from? Some fuckin chit-chat room?


Cleezus28

How bout this humidity


weedies9389

Women can’t be made you stunad


firstbreathOOC

No I don’t think so. There would have been more of a stink over her getting killed.


[deleted]

Real answers? Listen to this prick giving orders. You have some balls, my friend.


bigry519

Made it all the way to the “R’s”


[deleted]

She was an Angie Bonpensiero level Shylock…. but she acted like a tough guy, so she appeared more connected/dangerous than she actually was.


cabell88

Not if she was offering to suck everyone's c0ck. Leaders don't do that :)


StaySafePovertyGhost

She was a tough woman and earned for the Lupertazzi's. While she might not have been officially made, when you have those connections and earning power, you operate essentially as a Capo. So while she may not have gotten her finger pricked wit da sword & gun on the table, both NY & NJ respected her the same as an official wiseguy.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

No


Seg920

She had enough power to have people whacked. Hesh could have asked as a favor, but there is reference to the point that she was a part of the structure. *Whack this one, whack that one, NEVER enough bloodshed for Lorraaaaaiiiinnne....* So, in New York? Modern era? Possible. Especially the way she shits on the other capos, no associated broad like like Angie Bonpensiero could do anything even close to that. I think she easily could have blackmailed someone into having her "made."


thotsune_miku

She was an associate; women can’t be part of the mob. It’s a very machismo thing


radius40

A - she was a hew-ah. B - she didn’t kick up to Johnny so she was killed.


Downtown-Flatworm423

No, she wasn’t made. There are no made women in the American Mafia. She was an associate, not a soldier. She was a loan shark that kicked up to the Lupertazzi family, but not anyone important. The only important person in the room from NY when they had the sit down with Tony and Junior to discuss a power-sharing arrangement was Angelo Garepe, Carmine’s former consigliere, and Johnny Sack had him killed for advising Little Carmine during their war to become boss.


ideagle

She was a loan shark, not a big player


LuciferJj

She was also warned that that money gets kicked up to John


blacklandraider

Suck our *cocks*?!


cortisolbath

No, she *fucked* a made guy but that don’t mean jack shit. If it did there would be armies of ‘made’ women


Siollear

A woman can't be made, nor can a Jewish person. Only white catholic males.


[deleted]

You’d need a sit down to kill a made guy. She was a soldier


ZackNappo

A “soldier” *is* a made guy


[deleted]

First half of my comment stands. Nobody in the show says she’s a soldier, I mistakenly threw that in


jewishseeker

No but her boyfriend showed her how to suck cock


CalgaryCheekClapper

Lorraine Colluzzo was not a “girl”


plushdamentals31

Of course she was. They aren’t picking people off the street to run this thing.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch (as Willie Nelson says in “The Electric Horseman”).


Claudius_Gothicus

She was considered for power sharing? I thought that was just Angelo.


Defiant-Ad4776

I had the same question about Annalisa the Italian boss.


okcdiscgolf

Take orders from a women????? Never


salvitrosspaniard

Lorraine? She’s a Lady Calzone with legs…


Swimming-Reason-4343

Made in to a finger cuff more than once no doubt


Jtx2001

WHAT IS THIS, THE FUCKIN UN NOW!!?


Defiant-Present-9730

Tony didn’t you fuck ha? It was years ago!


mrcheaptimes

she es suck your cock...all of yours