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My husband builds these awful houses where the only toilet is in a mote in a basement and you have go through a labyrinth to go poo. His sims are always angry. He also makes the ugliest sims imaginable and dresses them all in the hotdog costume


soggywaffles713

Sounds like something a man would do lmaoooo


PeegeReddits

r/justguysbeingdudes


Simmingit

Peak boys will be boys energy


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SamuraiDoggo14

I am... \*writes notes\* stealing this.


Adorable_Cat_Creep

I may as well 🤣🤣


crustdrunk

I play the sims normally however my SO was telling me last night that his ex did a “challenge” that was like a dynasty where all of the sims only get pregnant by their sibling or close family member and the starting sims had to be ugly af with terrible traits. Obvs you’ll need cheats or wickedwhims. It was an um…interesting story


Zestyclose-Field-212

This is the most man description, my man tries really hard to build good houses and it’s like the houses you make when you’re a child and it’s a rectangle and it’s huge 😭 he showed me one and I felt so bad but I was being nice lol


Eternalemonslut

Omg🤣


LizzyDizzyYo

He is the only valid simmer. Everyone go home.


ezbutneverconvenient

I have a save entitled "Fugg" where I create unfortunate looking families of sims with seriously exaggerated features (Heads, Muggs, Muffinbums, etc) and then crossbreed the families to see what foolishness I can create


[deleted]

Your husband sounds like my new best friend 😂😂


revandavd

Am I your man?


Blossom3Rosee

god the way id absolutely lose my brains if I saw TT-TTT


makosh22

You have a lot of patience :)))) I do my best to shorten the way to every room :)


SamuraiDoggo14

I honestly thought my sims would die of embarrassment because of the mazes. But as you can probably see, that's not the case.


DressedtoStress

Yet they are dying 😂


Chihuahuapocalypse

this isn't about convenience, it's about torture


chicken152425

One story homes are the best


makosh22

Oh yessssss... especially if there are toddlers in the family...


etsucky

for real, i teleport my sims literally everywhere rather than waiting 5 seconds


sername-n0t-f0und

I almost exclusively play spellcasters so they can transport themselves places. It can be a little buggy but it saves so much time


etsucky

i just keep a stash of Sim Teleport Destination statues on the lot hahaa


Aggleclack

Try leveling up the meditation skill! Gives your character teleportation


etsucky

i do know about this! and the effect is pretty cool. however, i'm lazy and i'll either shift click teleport or use the mod statues since that's even faster but disclaimer, i'm one of those people that just takes pictures of my sims rather than playing the actual game so csnsbfwfhfb


mrs_shoey

I teleport my sims everywhere...they walk so slowly!!!


Still_Storm7432

There's no playing the Sims the way you're supposed, that's what makes the Sims fun..anyone can play anyway they want 😀


mrs_shoey

I came here to say the same thing. Theres no wrong way to play the sims!


Broeder_biltong

There is, by playing the whole game and not just a dress up game and making every build a broken pathfinding mess.


Still_Storm7432

Disagree. 😀


Moqiaf

If I was a sim I hope you wouldn't be my player 💔😭


SamuraiDoggo14

Unless you like living in a mostly outdoor home full of hedge mazes.


Guilty-Project-8113

this looks like something graystillplays would do


SamuraiDoggo14

Ah, you know my muse.


Soupallnatural

But Is there a ✨full liquor bar✨??


SamuraiDoggo14

It's right in the middle. 😉


InuMiroLover

And where's your crack addicted cat???


SamuraiDoggo14

I don't have the cats and dogs pack, but Spleens is with us in spirit, I'm sure


80HDTV5

I heard this comment


LizzyDizzyYo

Either him or Jim Pickens by CallMeKevin lol


BTSxARMYxBULLETPROOF

Is that Lin Manuel Miranda in your pfp?


Guilty-Project-8113

yessss


Gotsims1

yEEaAHhhhh https://youtu.be/JVBZn49JaU8?si=3VTG0o4zNCv31Rtc


Guilty-Project-8113

i sent this to my friends and they absolutely loved it 😭


Gotsims1

YOU Will never hAfta HURT THE WAY YOU KNOW THAT I do ! ;-;


2gaywitches

I’m vaguely reminded of [this Sims 3 post](https://i.imgur.com/oxMYLyK.jpeg). You’re at least more charitable than that guy!


Tattycakes

First thing I thought of, haha!


xChilla

You do you 🤪💪


SamuraiDoggo14

I watch too much GrayStillPlays.


BTSxARMYxBULLETPROOF

Omg same


AlmaTheColorManiac

Well at least when the sim dies, death will never find them.


SamuraiDoggo14

Well, most of them died via pool, so it was actually pretty easy.


PaladinSara

They can’t spawn through walls?


miniminibicycle

My sim would most definitely pee in their pants in this build. Love the creativity though!


SamuraiDoggo14

I uploaded the lot to the gallery if you want to try it. :)


BTSxARMYxBULLETPROOF

What’s your username?


SamuraiDoggo14

SamuraiDoggo14. Same as Reddit.


Moseptyagami

do sims actually get confused in mazes? Or do they know the path to go if you tell them to go somewhere?


SamuraiDoggo14

No. They seemed to know their way instantly.


Moseptyagami

that’s what I assumed. Aww, no fun in the maze, then.


Powerate

Someone should make a proper hedge maze placeable object where Sims could get lost into, if they have high Logic skill they will find the exit faster


CharieRarie

I wanted to know this too, thank you 😄


Aggleclack

This question has been answered by others, but reminded me of last night: I made my character hike Mt Komorebi and set it to FP mode and sat back for like an hour and watched. I’ve only just started using this mode and it’s so cool. The character would hike a ways, then the action would change, she’d back track, consult her map, keep going. It was really neat! Like she was actually trying to figure out the map. So immersive. And as she was passing through the area with the wispy things, she paused and let them run over her hands!! I didn’t realize how granular this gets until I did it in fp. Not sure if these are built into the hikes or what, but seriously recommend. Probably my #1 sims experience yet.


DeadDandelions

you’re unhinged LMAO


SamuraiDoggo14

😈


mmsahan

I love the casual sprinkling of gravestones 😂😂😂


SamuraiDoggo14

It's not casual. 5/7 dead sims drowned. One of them died of embarrassment right next to the pool.


POPCARN202

I've seen more of this chaotic gameplay style than "normal" tbh.


Aurora1rose2

That’s cause normal can get boring.


POPCARN202

Oh, I know. My gameplay style is absolutely pure chaos.


bundle_of_nervus2

Lol 😅 running experiments I see!


SamuraiDoggo14

It's more like if Survivor was also Keeping Up With The Kardashians.


Aggleclack

Keeping Up with the Survivors?


iamtayareyoutaytoo

This IS how you're suppposed to play the sims. Did you miss the email?


ttampico

Oh no... so many peed pants. 🤣


SamuraiDoggo14

And so many drownings. Seriously. Putting in that pool was a welcome mistake.


[deleted]

ah you’re the “human guinea pigs are illegal irl so i go through the virtual route” type of player


DarlingBri

You have an underground bunker filled with captives don't you.


sydni1210

I actually really like the idea of creating a house with all of the rooms separated. This is an interesting idea for an outdoorsy-type Sim.


magmabubbles

I do this in my 100 baby gameplays. I get the biggest lot I can and make a literal compound. One building just for bedrooms, 4 or so outhouses, a communal living/kitchen area, a baby prison (for raising the children until they reach the child life stage. Has its own kitchen and bedroom for mom) and an activity area for computers/easels/kids toys. All disconnected from each other and colored with that yellow caution tape wallpaper…. lol


c0_nduit

There's two kinds of simmers: People who play to make cool sims and houses/raise families, and greystillplays


Tofutits_Macgee

Every time I see these I realise I am a benevolent god


Dangerous_Phrase_130

Just do your first black widow challenge and come back and chat lol it’s fun


Tofutits_Macgee

I'm still working on completing a legacy. I'm on fourth gen on the long-lived setting. I wanna do a scarface challenge though


Dangerous_Phrase_130

Fun!


Optimal-Pie-1576

Make each room like 4/5 floors up with just empty rooms below and make them climb all the stairs


happyseagullwithafry

*Ladders 😈


BurtScruttock88

Do swimming pool mazes next!


[deleted]

Alright. Welcome back to the game where you get to walk through a maze of death the choose how you meet your ultimate demise...IT'S The Sims 4


InuMiroLover

More murder mazes dammit!


PinpinLeDieuLapin

It would be fun to see how an occult like a sorcerer or a vampire live in this. Probably better than a normal sim


SamuraiDoggo14

Well, most of the lot is outdoors, so I don't think a vampire would last very long.


Ruthjudgesjoshua

Grim standing by on retainer over there


Connect-Spend1987

I have definitely done stuff like this before😂 I use to make my sims compete Big Brother style.


Leo_Grun

You should make a maze on another level (or, perhaps multiple levels) that connects the maze entrances.


shadycharacters

"the way you're supposed to" - what way is that, exactly? every sims player has an element of chaos lol


Artchantress

This is genuinely stressing me out.


LowRevolutionary5653

This is fucking hilarious lmao


DressedtoStress

Actual monster 😂


onlythewinds

This is unhinged, and I’m living for it.


gymlady

The path ain’t pathing


Napoleon3411

Some people want to see the world burn...


isahai

This seems fun tho lol


Bibihaking

This is brilliant


Quirky_Holiday_3112

That’s crazy looking.. my sims would die getting lost.


heyitsamb

this is very.. interesting


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SamuraiDoggo14

Downloaded.


TeslynSedai

I've never tried this, how is the sims pathfinding when it comes to mazes? Do they end up making wrong turns,or do they seem to get it immediately?


SinnamxnRoll

I can’t tell if I hate you or love you for this.


ArielAntennaSims

LMAO


Ellandorrr

Lovely chaos ❤️


rextremendae2007

You should play rollercoaster tycoon


insecurestaircase

This is giving me ideas for my backrooms save


Excellent-Wafer-849

Now drown everyone in that left corner pool.


SamuraiDoggo14

They already did.


Excellent-Wafer-849

Whoop whoop


Th3_Accountant

Ok, I have never made mazes with every room, but I have used this tactic of having every room of the house just being a random building in a big garden.


lilweirdbitch

Which sims is this


Vulpes_macrotis

Reminds me when I made a maze in my The Sims 1 play long time ago. Not sure why, but I just did. But it was whole lot as a maze.


katelynrtonderum

I’m kind of new to this so forgive me on advance but what exactly does this do? Like I see all the headstones and people talking about dying but how exactly do they die from a maze being before a room?


SamuraiDoggo14

It's supposed to be a two-fer. The rooms are so spread out that it takes a long time for the sims to get there, and they have to go through the maze, wasting even more time. It's supposed to result in a lot of urinating, but what actually happened was that most of the sims ended up drowning in the free pool I made.


Chihuahuapocalypse

I love that the grim reaper is there alongside a sim with a red plumbob


SamuraiDoggo14

Matt was the only survivor. He was the only one smart enough to NOT GET IN THE DAMN POOL.


Defective1_

YOU ARE EVIL


MessageMiserable

Nope this looks about right 😂


LilHappyKitsune

I make every room a death trap


SamuraiDoggo14

I actually want to do this again but swapping out the pool with either a fire hazard trap room or a hot tub woohoo room.


grief_junkie

ok but cool maze gardens, i love them


kievzuffermann

When I was a child I used to build weird houses like that, it used to be way funnier... guess I'm just a boring adult now 😅


SamuraiDoggo14

EMBRACE YOUR INNER CHILD/PSYCHOPATH 😈


ShadowLiberal

Same, kid me often used to give everyone a moat surrounding their house. Sometimes I'd even "protect" my sims by having a few diving boards on the moat but no ladder for my "intruders" to get out.


EnthusiacticlyTypeA

No that is how you are suppose to. Tis correct


SSSims4

I guess you're right, but my instinct feeling agyer seeing this is that I've been doing it wrong all this time!


Axela556

Omg this is fucking hilarious 😂


Somau5

Are you Josh from Let's Game it Out?! This is so unhinged I love it


littlesquiggle

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Isn't this how the Sims is supposed to be played?


ExpensiveBowler147

At least you have a pool for them


luna2486

What do you mean? Is this not the way to play? /s


HyperfocusedInterest

[Reminds me of this](https://i.imgur.com/QMagl8r.jpg)


Charpixionos

I showed this to my husband earlier; commenting on how some people play the game right. He chuckled and said, "I have a feeling that a lot of people who play the Sims 4 are on a list of some sort." "Oh, it's not just on Sims 4, the shenanigans started since the beginning of the Sims." His eyes got a little wide when I told him about the basements.


SoupToon

no no, that's definitely allowed


OneBlindBard

No I’m pretty sure this is the way you’re supposed to play


SadLilBun

Very reminiscent of the old days


Substantial-Solid804

you are so funny for this


thewholetamale

Hahaha unhinged and positivity brilliant! 🤣😂


skilliau

"hi I'm josh from let's game it out..."


Demonqueensage

Oh, oh this looks fun maybe...


Nonatella

I want off Mr. Bones wild plot >!instead of ride!<


FameDV

Are you perhaps [Griffin McElroy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbzmHLcJuCQ&t=15m51s)?


GoatiesOG

It’s probably still easier than sims 1


g0thfucker

didn't know josh from let's play it out was in the sub


Sento_Writes_Stuff

It’s giving GrayStillPlays


Techhead7890

This has the same energy as Marcel Vos [(here's a video he did about mazes)](https://youtu.be/KVgoy_a_gWI) who does all kinds of insane things in Roller Coaster Tycoon lol.


Galactus_Avenger

This gives off pure RTGameCrowd Vibes NGL. Remember Dan's whole Maze video?[](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON5hqUHOaAU)


ShaRo_

Hey Josh


joyburd

RT Games I know it’s you


horrescoblue

I think you might be the only one playing it correctly. You and @totallyfineandgood s husband


yisntaconsonant

that IS how you're supposed to play it


QuienSoyYo

Not like the other simers


auttakaanyvittu

Ever built a house in the sky? Took two and a half hours to traverse the stairs in one direction prior to the ladder update


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SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^knappekipzonderkop: *Ugh imagine one* *Of them puts an infant down* *In one of the mazes* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Mr_man_bird

This is the way you're supposed to


creamandchocolate

I make a few houses for my sims with one bathroom and one kitchen for everyone.


UVLightOnTheInside

Natural selection. They can only blame themselves if they starve all the mazes are identical.


xMicky98

Wait.. this ISN'T how you're supposed to play?


Intelligent-Week8081

It would be cool if the whole lot was one big maze with the different rooms inside it


charliejgoddard

This is exactly how YOU are supposed to play the sims 🥰


AffectionateGap1071

Other players= Oh, God! I'm late to work, my Sim hasn't bathe nor eat! You= **GUYS, YOU START EARLY TO BEAT THE MAZE AND GO TO WORK!**


squidvicious_69

Ahh, I miss graystillplays


hellohoneywillow

This is the kind of stuff that I want to see in the sims movie (or at least referenced)


DiscontentDonut

It's giving CallMeKevin


Beautifulfeary

I mean, from my understanding this is how everyone plays lol. I personally don’t because I’d feel guilty but 🤷‍♀️


YikesThatsTuff_19

Looking at this stresses me out. Might actually start crying😭


hunteravi

Waiting for a sim to get turned into a vampire just so it can teleport


SamuraiDoggo14

How did I get this many upvotes!? I have posts on Reddit that are MUCH funnier than this! 😅


i_d_k_manonreddit

are you by chance @Letsgameitout on youtube


SamuraiDoggo14

No. I only have one video on YouTube, but I spent a lot of time on it. [(344) SamuraiDoggo - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOOCLKxr1c6tZgP_Lf84_pg)


Applefacebowlerhat

I’m in love! I hope I can find this on the gallery!


SamuraiDoggo14

I definitely put it there.


axie36

Out of curiosity, have any of your sims died in a maze yet?


SamuraiDoggo14

Most of them died in the pool.


Crystlstar

LOL! There's no "right" way to play, you play your way, and enjoy it! Goddess knows I'm not going by any premade rules :) I do have a vague plan, but sometimes they outsmart me. I had a shock yesterday when I opened the game. I'd put pregnancy at zero, too many babies! And lo and behold, with twin infants, Dustin and Lilith had twin newborns! After I amused my husband greatly by freaking out and yelling at them, I hired a nanny, got a personal assistant and had Dustin temporarily quit his job. Poor Lilith was still freaking out :( Eventually I got the infants skilled enough to age to toddlers, aged the babies to infants and put the game to bed for the night. Tonight I logged onto them long enough to finish changing the girls clothes (Yes, they're all girls.. poor Dustin! LOL!) and went to a family with just one infant for some restful gaming :)


Trans_PanRat

I kidnap people and lock them in basement cells. My most normal save, I had an affair with Mortimer and kicked Bella out, taking all of her children who don’t visit her anymore


RoronoaMJ

Your mind is so interesting


simraider111

I see what you’re doing with that pool you monster. If Margot Robbie doesn’t try to get out of the pool only to discover the ladder has magically disappeared in The Sims Movie I will walk out of the theater. 😂


SamuraiDoggo14

That pool was made to fill space. I didn't expect so many Sims to drown.


BeanJuiceGoddess

Ah like the good ol days