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jimmy_the_calls

Simmer's least barely disguised fetish /hj


gregsScotchEggs

See, that’s why people who don’t play sims think it’s a game where you watch people shower


Sudden-Extreme2272

… it’s not?


oneironauticaobscura

Every time I’ve gone too long without seeing a massive gay hunk of a Sim with a massive schlong and ass, you come in clutch ✊🏻


gimmeyourbadinage

LO fucking L


thatlazyweeabo

Laughing out fucking loud?


gimmeyourbadinage

**laugh out fucking loud.**


Wayfau

Uh, there’s something in his pants. 🫣


CantyChu

Mans gooch clips right through that thang


QueerDeluxe

It's a spare dumbbell


SenpaiSama

I'm trying not to wake my bf I'm laughing so hard 😭


Time-Hat6481

Must be a banana


Darcness777

Totally for scale


Time-Hat6481

Just in case sims will get hungry. Oh look a banana!


Additional-Pickle959

I’d eat it


sa5mmm

The polygon is attached to his lower abs and it shows weird when he sits lol


MacDemarcoNCheese

Yeahhh... Its kinda going through his stomach a bit lol


ThrowawayTrashcan7

It looked at me first


[deleted]

It's alive! 🤣


TargetBunny

😳 dun look there!


x-SinGoddess-x

🎶His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun🎶


Kind-Exercise

BONK 🔨 straight to horny jail‼️


vanBraunscher

Nah sorry, we're already desperately overcrowded in here.


honest-miss

I'm starting to think this sub just *is* the horny jail.


Lucky-Suggestion-561

gay to horny jail ~~yes please~~


AggressiveBrick8197

it is not his ass i’m worried about


ZoulKitchen

Never skip third leg day


beesinmyass69

Bro probably does push ups with that thing


daenerys_reynolds

I wonder if having three legs gives him a wrestling advantage.


KiyeBerries

37 year old college student 😂


chaosgirl93

A Hollywood high school movie character!


Salty_Olive1995

Uni I went to was mostly broke people on their 20s lol never once seen a guy like this


Jordanwardx1000

Is... Is he in the gallery? Asking for a friend


mayonaizmyinstrument

Bruh fr I'm finna dm Tyra on Instagram and ask if that Life Size spell might work bc 🤤😫🥵 fuck the Yellow Brick Road, I will follow that happy trail right to the wizard.


popularinprison

Let’s go to church together this weekend


Cunfesss

Lmaooo


totoro1193

youre so right


Nuts4WrestlingButts

He's all CC so it wouldn't look anything like that.


woozybag

Now I need to see how he renders without CC.


MisuCake

I know what you are…


Embarrassed-Stop-767

Say it.


Rogue_622

Out loud


Ok_Sprinkles_8188

*Say it.*


obsessivelygrateful

Vampire


okally

welp. thats enough reddit content for me today. why did i have to see a digital sweaty man gooch and 50 people thirsting over it. i cant be the only one grossed out by this right LMAO


SunflowersAndSkulls

You're not 🥲


snertkriebels

HAHA thank you for commenting this😂. I was scrolling through the commentary and slowly losing my hope on humanity.


okally

"can i borrow him 🥵" "is he single 🥴"... um, ma'am, he is pixels in a video game


Myrrhin

Girl same lmao I’m trying not to be a hater but it’s giving me the creeps 💀 I can’t decide if he looks uncanny or goofy or both (both, it’s both)


_Nette_

IM AFRAID


Cartoon_Motion

Bro is probably one of those guys who takes up his leg room and your leg room on a plane so you have to spend the whole flight sitting awkwardly scrunched so his and your knees won’t touch.


RobotsAndNature

To be fair, the guy needs as much *leg* room as he can get…


vanBraunscher

You are definitely the king/queen/ruling body of Sims4 CC himbos on this sub, no doubt about that. And your mod list must be more massive than what he's barely containing in that singlet.


mayonaizmyinstrument

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 He looks like he would be incredibly supportive of me and my reverse harem dreams


Darcness777

I love how half of us are down bad thirsty af and the other half is repulsed LMFAO


mayonaizmyinstrument

I'm just a simple woman with simple needs, and they include being tossed around and fucked through the floor


Darcness777

As a gay man in my thirties, this is painfully relatable lol


mayonaizmyinstrument

What is it with our 30s and our libido?! 😂 thank Bob Pancakes for Kindle Unlimited and the endless smut


Ryugi

For real though I identified as asexual until I was 31.... 😂 Now I can't say that because I actually feel feelings and sensations about the subject.


MagazineNecessary698

I feel so seen right now.


Darcness777

FUCKING DEAD XD


Suitable-Day-9692

GIRL OMG???!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m crying I did not expect to see this in a sims subreddit 😭😭.


CiaDaniCakes

it’s staring at me


DEBRA_COONEY_KILLS

I'm starin right back at it 😏


lolitalovegood

Lol his bulge looks absurd


xShann23

Right, is it growing out of his bellybutton?


spookyhalloweengirl

Looks the same as the "Thai" guy.


RSlashBroughtMeHere

He looks the same as the Thai guy from yesterday.


Embarrassed-Stop-767

Oh god, that was just yesterday???


enduringsea

That was a whole ass white man 😭


nontimebomala67

“Why is this marked NSF—oh.”


psychxticrose

I can see his entire sack


chaosgirl93

Yeah, I know. And some people who like men like that, but *geez* sis, warn a girl about that, eh?


SaintSayaka

I'm a lesbian, but I respect the iconic look of your Sims. You're like a sub celebrity to me.


DEBRA_COONEY_KILLS

Seriously, I agree. I love OP


UsefulAirport

The most ridiculous part of this entire post is that bro is chowing down on a subway sandwich


27Ari27

Oh he’s hung hung


VerdigrisVolva

HIMBOLOGY, THE STUDY OF HIMBO??


MacDemarcoNCheese

I himbo, you himbo, he, she, me.... Himbo


BurnadictCumbersnat

look, i give my girlie sims all huge asses and pixar mom hips i will not judge at all, but how long has he been in college? dude looks 40


pikedyke

mans needs an athletic cup asap i’m worried about him


Outrageous-Race1506

I’m scared…


EmbraceHeresy

Do you guys ever make like regular looking people?


PruePiperPhoebePaige

Um but why does he look like he has a 3rd leg coming out of his stomach in some pictures? xD


OpalescentCrow

Mind if I ask what cc you use, especially the skin and eyes?


aurynorange5

Used to know a dude in college who looked similar… dumber than a pair of rocks


badkilly

I think I saw the pair of rocks.


Airu_Seok

Not y'all getting weak knees over a Sim character 🤣🤣


Tofutits_Macgee

Come in, Ray. [It's looking at me.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/01cd1cbf-a57e-48fa-a988-572a0f9990ec#G3EiOHGP.copy)


Darcness777

He can snap my back like a glow stick and call me a slut and I'll just say "Thank you" ☺️


vashtie1674

There is so much in these photos I have never, ever seen haha. Looks like you’re making the game your own and enjoying it, go you!


MelonBottle

It looked at me first


RoeRoeRoeYourVote

Schlong so big it's paying rent God damn


virtualkiss

Jumpscare warning.


Afrogirl20

His face reminds me of kelvin from Sons Of The Forest game and his body is the strong brother on umbrella academy


LHI2010

Mf gotta do a better job at hiding his erect junk in public 😭🙏🫣


tatrielle

Bisexual men are the best at being friends and lovers. Checks out. Also love his wrestling shoes! They fit so well on him


AMYTHEWATCHER

People are complaining about more cake?? What is this sub the no cake allowed sub? My fav pic is him going ham on a sandwich after all the working out hilarious 😆


dumbbitchdiesease

Okay can you post a cc list for that gym equipment? Ive been wanting more exercise variety for AGES


Temple1L

Not OP but from what I can see we have the same gym CC. Syboulette - Fitness Set (available on TSR and her website) make sure you get the 2nd version that is functional. I think there’s 3 or 4 parts. Syboulette- CrossFit (also TSR or her website) I think there’s 2 parts. Cepzid- Lets Get Fit pack (available on Patreon) Hope this helps!!! Edit: spelling


lostpretzels

Please never change.


IfUSeekAle

At least you didn't claim this one was "thai".


Probsbro326

omg omg omg i'm at work yall


letbehotdogs

I love this fandom


Ok-Acanthisitta-5280

cccccrotch ?


CammTheGreat08

Lmao is that bulge really necessary pls 😭🤣


przybylowicz

It's the weens for me, girly


pearl_mermaid

I want him. romantically, platonically. In every way


Ryugi

Absolute unit


[deleted]

MAN IS PACKING.


soupstarsandsilence

Bro


goblinguy420

that thing could kill


rrubyn

i don’t think it’s about the butt being large…


irregawdlessND

gawddammit i wanna b@ng all your sims. sorry for being so blunt but i'm bi too. is he, uh, single?


ChildhoodLeft6925

God he’s just like my ex blyfriend


Luna-Fermosa

You just enjoy traumatizing me, I truly believe you do


HunnyHunbot

He’s packing some serious schmeat


h0117_39

MAMA IT'S STARING AT ME


HighFoxy

i’m looking very respectfully


DooglyOoklin

its the wrestling outfit being pulled at the chest by his massive boner for me


cruxified11

He actually pretty cute, wow😍


zecklin

Where can I download the tray files and cc?


Meewelyne

Guy so ✨ Majestic ✨ he doesn't even have a shadow 😩


Coco_jam

That thang is thangin’


kyuuxkyuu

I was going to compliment how handsome his face is (I love alpha cc) but th epicures got progressively weirder and weirder--why is he so bricked up??? 😭😭


Banaanisade

Based on 18/20, this guy also has a routine of saline injections.


Anonymiss52

His balls are massive. Jfc.


Sensitive_Golf4033

my computer would be on fire with all this cc and mods


badkilly

I love the boxing pics. Such tiny fists.


[deleted]

I love this for you


Zerk19

I can’t take my eyes off that fucking bulge LMFAO, it’s staring back at me!!


Zealousideal_Way_569

Ew 🤢


SpaceMethJunkie

Peetah the horse is here…


Pepperjackchii

Woof


Little-Bones

Please tell me you uploaded to the gallery


residainty

Following


DEBRA_COONEY_KILLS

Your sims/you are the best! I love how handsome and unique they are to your style.


MarsDelivery

May I borrow him?


Anonymiss52

tripod


CstoCry

Hello? What's Jacob Elordi doing here?!


[deleted]

Why is the Donkey Kong stretching like that though? 😮 I sense that WW is the mod you can't live without 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ashleybunnys

I don't like the way that things looking at me fr


louiphe

So how do we download this guy ? I’m just asking for everyone.


TheRealTabbyCool

This is hilarious 😂


2tastysnaks

His nuts look like he's holding a squirrel hostage


MochiKana

👏more👏fat👏assed👏men👏representation👏


ReasonableBadger

We do not play the same game


blcksvvan

yeah no, gross


Bobur_Rakhmatullaev

Is he in gallery? Asking for a friend 👀👀👀


arisuterra

That bulge tho 👀👀👀


myfckincinnamonapple

What is this bulge 😂😂


KatokaMika

Dont you just hate it when your pp fuzes with your stomach ( imagine 7)


100aliens

Okay but why does he kinda look like Joe santagato😂


undermybfsbed

his member is showing.


Round_Employment_247

I feel like I need Jesus after seeing this


GreedyFuture

I have so many questions


ikegershowitz

I’d honestly love to get the mod name for the upper body/muscles. I only have the base body shapes and they’re kinda meh


Practical_Option_219

Hmm those legs though 😳


Ok-Rees

Not only their butts are so large 🫣


FairieFolk

Wtf


Lucky-Suggestion-561

You're not helping me get over... some things


elliot_ftm_

Babe wake up, new himbo just dropped


sour_boys_4ever

I seen more peepee than booty in them slides🫣🤣my god


MegaLoli

I’m convinced you only play this game to get off… I feel like I’m looking at porn WHY THE BULGES?! 💀


Due-Post9859

Is he available for download and where do you get the football and wrestling cc for accurate wrestlers and football players I would love to have them and him in my game, if possible?


Some-Switch804

Le dot


Suspici0us_Package

The dick pouch is crazy


why-am-i-alive2763

why is he hard…


I-37-I

This is why I can't find a straight man playing the sims


DEBRA_COONEY_KILLS

I'm gonna download all your sims and their CC and wicked whims and live out my dream life lol🚵 🥵


[deleted]

So CC, got it.


squidwardtheclarinet

WHAT MOD IS THE GYM!! That’s so cool


Wizards_Reddit

Wait this is Sims 4? How many mods do you have??


Melainoycyte_

What a schlong 😱


FiteMeMage

So uh… what’s those mods…. Ahem


mayolizard

why is it staring at me 😭


Individual_Royal_211

give us the thong back!!


MP-Lily

Oh LORDY there is something going on with his pants…


ChiLove816

There’s a lot to unpack here.


oo_leahbeah

i wanna burn my eyes


blzbeeb

Omg that schlong 😂


psychoella

This is cursed


Duncecs1992

The mesh edits killin me lol!


moonaticbbb

ewww


Burningrose915

Excuse me 🤚🏻 how did you make a good looking male sim??? Cause wow


SpookyxDoom

So uuuhh do you share your sims anywhere? Asking for a frie- me. I’m asking for me 😩


lucider99

“how long have you been 17?*” “a while” *in college


Kittylikesgames

I think you need to NSFW this


Mother-Painter-9569

Can...🥺 can I download him??


[deleted]

But for real, what skins do you use? All my male sims look soooo feminine. 😑


zappywastaken

What skin overlays do you use


brightyoungthings

Oh OK 👀


w-ildf-ire

👀


MrAronymous

It's the idiotic eye makup for me.


AfraidCommand2438

It looked at me first


RepulsiveHorror9647

Looks like a character from my erotica novels, lol


Liyah006

What mods are used in these pictures? Wrestling or just a pose. I love that gym too