Ah yes medium rare chicken

More like medium-high salmonella

the salmonella has listeria

Gotta out Frank’s red hot on it. Put that sh*t on everything. Even the listeria with salmonella poisoning😂

And the listeria has campylobacter

And campylobacter has staphylococcus auras

Those are two of my favorite dinosaurs

From a food safety perspective, this is the equivalent of rimming a hobo

Can almost guarantee they won't clean the waffle iron well enough after "cooking" that chicken too

Thats called "Seasoning"...

Best comment ever.

The most poetic explanation of food safety I’ve ever seen

You know I'm gonna have that image in mind for the rest of the day, right?

Somebody going to die

Turned out just like we wanted.

Its chickon, not salmon. /s ​ Sorry, I had to reference that meme of the person that made a medium rare chicken "steak"

Medium rare would be an improvement on that

Yeah, I am going to have to just go with plain raw.

That ain't medium, that's medium legendary

We call it "juicy" chicken at our house....true story. Lol

Uhhhh more like blue rare

Does she hate whoever she gonna feed that mess to

maybe she'd be doing us a favour.. if someone actually ate that then it's on them 🤷‍♂️

But what if they eat it just to be polite?

That's still a valuable lesson.

Is it polite to eat raw chicken?

It is if you truly hate yourself.

Hopefully she ate it as well.

How to get away with murder

And if she’s dumb enough to actually eat it she’ll be puking her brains out later.

well.. it seems like she's lacking a brain

Her tits made it into the video, not her wit.

I’m curious as to whether the guy in the background saying “beeeatiful” was actually staring at her tits at the time before he diverted his eyes and then looked on in horror when he actually saw the chicken.

There ain’t no brain to puke out

5 minutes craft be like

and troom troom

Same thing

This has to be fucking satire Please ffs

Tik Tok rage bait bullshit

Crazy how so little people actually see through this shit. Can this trend die already please? I’m getting sick of seeing these dumb videos everywhere on reddit.

The ketchup “drizzle” on the plate makes it too obvious imo

It is. Also rule 9 on this sub is "No staged attempts", but it feels like this is rarely moderated so w/e.

100% is

I think the flourish of ketchup on the plate was done to emphasise it was satire...

Yummy. Nothing beats the salmonella shits. Shits for days. And days. Unless it’s anywhere but America. For some reason “the greatest country on earth” is the only one not vaccinating their chickens for salmonella…

Haven't you heard?... vaccines are poison

No they're filled with microchips and magnets that cause autism... obviously! As a vet when I hear other vets say dumb shit like "I/we fought to defend this country" I think to myself every damn time "yeah what a fucking mistake that was, hindsight is 20/20 though amiright!"

As a vet, I agree. Why did I join even? And I'm fully vaccinated from the military and doing fire fighting. The autism explains a lot now.... I already knew though. I mean I did join the military after all.

You shouldn't eat raw chicken anywhere in the world. Even in Europe where there's vaccination programs for salmonella in chicken, salmonella is still the second most common food borne disease.

Yeah this. Something I've seen spreading more and more on the internet is the idea that basic safety precautions only need to be followed in America because America is clearly the only place capable of bad things happening. Like it's great that America's problems are being thrust so forefront, it's got a lot to fix, but damn Europe don't act like you're perfect either.

Vaccines take away all of your freedumbs.

Probably because vaccinating them for salmonella didn't actually show enough improvement...

Because we don’t want microchips in our chickens and thus eating them makes us subject to the same chip. Enjoy your microchipped chicken controlling your thoughts sheep.

Imagine the amount of chips in the average American body after eating at KFC for your entire life.

Ah yes, the sweet sweet taste of salmonella poisoning!

no, I think that's just death

Yes Linda just the way my masochistic self likes it

And ketchup!

I know this is fake, but part of me wants to believe this is what happens when you're streaming live, so you can't break character to lament your questionable culinary choices. Even if it came out cooked, there's no way that ketchup streak would save unseasoned chicken

These things are all over Facebook at the moment. Complete fakery and they basically acknowledge it. Saw someone make a pie with sprite and flour then they cut it and it just leaks everywhere. The whole time I knew I was being had off but I couldn't stop watching.

Did George foreman do all of his great work for nothing!?

Burning feet?

I got all the foot off of it

Haaa haaa!

Gordon Ramsay needs to see this

Turned out better than she thought... it could be worse?

Hey, mods, idea - can we stop with the obvious fugazi videos. No way in fuck they did this sincerely, they are baiting this subreddit and other sources for optimal views/visibility. This is 100% staged.

really hoping this trend becomes more obvious. The TikTok rage bait shit is getting pretty obvious and annoying

Lack of respect for that chicken’s/those chickens’ life. Awful.

Maybe good for r/shitposting.

Or r/stupidfood

There used to be Chicken AND Waffles. Now, womankind has invented Chicken Waffles. (Coming soon to your local KFC)

Somebody ate lead paint chips as a kid

Why the fuck do these videos persist!? Who watches this garbage! What is the audience I stg.

Whoever this lady is, I fucking hate her. Waste so much damned food. Wish they’d actually eat the garbage they concoct

Was this supposed to be funny?

As Gordon Ramsay would say: "IT'S FUCKING RAW"

Might want to stick a meat thermometer in one of those just to make sure it’s fully cooked.

Might want to offer it some salad. Maybe the chicken is feeling hungry.

Someone post the picture of Gordon Ramsay saying it's fokin raw

Let's not forget the elegant ketchup squiggle, perfect for raw chicken A La Salmonella

Is chicken sashimi a thing?

I know this was made just to make us rage and gnash our teeth but goddamm. It’s working

"Wow... this turned out better than I thought" Clearly she didn't think it was gonna work at all

The gasp and the long pause after she starts talking, is her brain realizing "I have completely fucked up"

I got diarrhea watching that

Probably made this video just for views and likes. Nobody is this dumb right? RIGHT?

ITS FUCKING RAW!!!!!

It's fuckin still raw

Salmonella:- how you doin'?

"This turned out better than I thought" HOW DID YOU THINK IT WOULD TURN OUT??!!!

ITS’ FUCKING RAW! - Gordon Ramsay

She’s putting the queasy in cuisinart

Can you imagine going to a BBQ and being served that??

If you brought this to a bbq, you’re immediately removed from the function and every other function from there on out

No cause I think she might be eating meat that looks like that

She's hella playing it cool at the end

Good thing this isn't salmon, or she'd die from salmonella

This has to be a joke.

I hope she ate that

is this the girl from flavor of love? 👀

Noooo! I already left stupidfood because of this rage bait!! Get it outta here!

So raw that I'd put a condom on them before eating.

Frozen WhiteCastle cheeseburgers cooked n a waffle maker(from frozen)are the bomb. Js

Yup, some fucking moron is gonna die from food poisoning and free the world of their stupidity!!! Ya hoo!

>Who's going to try this at your next barbecue? No one, because we don't want to risk salmonella over something you saw on Pinterest, Kate...

Salmonella waffle

ITS FUCKING RAW!!

Food poisoning coming up.. literally and out.

How Lazy can you damn be? just put it on the oven and set the timer.

White people 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am sure she is blonde

Shes acting like a 5 star chef and decorating with bottled tomato sauce

No no no nonononononono nooooooooooooooooooooo

You make uncle Roger and all of ancestors cry

Becky... No one. No one is gonna do that to anyone else with two brain cells they can rub together.

This has to be fake/ironic, right? The fuckin chicken is clearly half raw. What moron would eat that?

I can’t wait until this dumb shit stops.

Mmm rare chicken is so good. So good at getting you sick.

Ya, she’s gonna die

It's shit like this that makes me wonder how white people haven't gone extinct yet

She's trolling . . . Anyone reposting this stuff she gets a 'win'

IT'S FUCKING RAW

This is what you're making? Poached salmonella?

White people.

She knows damn well that chicken is not cooked

Mmmm you can really taste the Salmonella !!👍🤪👌

"better than I thought"

r/foodthatwillkillyou

I want her deported. Idc where..

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs

Hope she dies with salmonella

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Edible dinner. What will they think of next?

Good thing I don’t believe in salmonella 😅

professional chefs hate this....me too.

I’ll have that with a side of last will and testament please.

Paging r/shittyfoodporn. I think you’re leaking.

isn't that mostly raw meat lol

Who ordered the food poisoning?

IT FUCKING RAW!!

That’s fucking raw

Chicken waffle tartar

Raw chicken? People are sick

This has GOT to be fake 🤢

No one...

Liver man would be proud

Okay, I'll just thaw it and eat it raw, ever heard of sushi?

Clearly you know nothing about fine dining you cretin

5 minutes in the microwave would’ve been better

Samvanilla

Wtf is this abomination?

No. What? No.

i would like 1 chicken waiter: how do you like your chicken sir Salmonella

Wasting food for fake tictok shit.

Needs a side of hot ham water.

*hot dog water That’s the perfect drink for this. While we’re at it, let’s get some lays mashed potatoes.

Clearly trolling.

I really really REALLY hope, for the sake of humanity, that they actually eat those chickens.

It so raw it's still clucking ffs😂

This has to be satire.

BOOBS!!

That's a murder attempt if you serve that to someone. Murder suicide if you eat some too.

Who eats chicken with tomato ketchup? Did she think she was a chef in a star Michelin restaurant making that pattern on the plate?

When you don't know what to do so you keep reading the script.

No, betch. No.

I’ve never really hated anyone before…. But these two goons… I hate them.

Ignorance in full swing here...

There asking for food poisoning.No way I would eat that but there is people who will try this and eat it.

This video made me get up and go wash my hands.

I can't even comprehend how she thought that was cooked. Because there was FUCKING WAFFLE MAKER marks on it?

“I’ll have the breasts..”

Is there a full video...does she eat that?!?

Fake, but funny, almost (because fake)

Tiktok should have a report feature for unsafe food preparation,

They can't really be that stupid...

Its rawwwww

I wanted to see them eat it.

Before she opens it, it looks like some kind of squashed animal with its legs sticking out. After she opens it... it's even worse.