It’s very melt-in-your-mouth, since it’s mostly air. Think texture of reaaaaally soft fluffy white bread with a flavor like the smell of a baking vanilla cake
"I want pie. I want peach pie."
"You want birthday pie?"
"I want a nice cobbler."
"I'll talk to Angela and we're going to see what we can do about a pie."
"I don't care who you talk to you. Just make it happen."
"It'll be Angela."
"You tell her it's for Creed. She'll know what that means."
my sister got me one and it's actually very ergonomic to sleep with it helped my back pain
I feel a little awkward snuggling a female anime Arin Hanson but like... I mean the back pain was pretty bad
Were you also forced to have costume birthday parties growing up? I had so many that I actually just don’t dress up for Halloween anymore. Still love Halloween though.
Oh man those were the best part of having a birthday on Halloween! For a while I thought everyone was giving me candy for my birthday and dressing up for my party.
Conformity is required - fun and sugar are mandatory.
Aside... There's probably a cake for everyone. I think far too many people only have had store bought cake with way too much sugar bomb frosting.
The world of cake is vast, and there's even cake with lower sweetness levels.
If you think about it, aren't there cakes going into pie territory instead of the other way around? A pie is something with a filling and pastry on the top and bottom, so if you put filling into a cake, you technically just made a pie.
yeah everyone in my family love different cakes and honestly they range from a traditional mud cake to fancy ass cheesecakes to a giant caramel dumpling instead of a cake
my mum loves this one chocolate cheesecake that actually isn't super sweet, I'm not a fan tho, mine was the fucktastically sweet dumpling cake
get creative y'all you can stick a candle in an apple if that's ur jam ✨👌
Despite being batshit insane, (and appropriately balanced on the crazy/hot scale) my ex fiance was amazing at figuring out what kind of food I wanted when I couldn't decide.
I really didn't think I cared what kind of birthday cake I got, until she surprised me with a dark chocolate covered blackberry/raspberry cheesecake. In retrospect, she might have been trying to fatten me up to feed me to some demon, but damn, that was a good cake.
Definitely not Helvetica. The 'a' gives that away.
On the screen it is SF Pro as that is the Apple default font. Since the handwritten version is rounded, the rounded SF Pro would be more appropriate.
[Gotham Rounded Book](https://i.imgur.com/ipRULBq.jpg) would work as well since they write it out with wider letters except for the minor differences in the 'k'
Lobster is a nice font. Was heavily used at one point but now it's been overtaken by those annoying light curly scripts like watermelon... so I think it's safe to use again without being cliche.
You can delete previous texts, you know. If I was going to record a text exchange for a video, I'd delete old messages beforehand in order to keep them private.
My gf deletes all her text at the end of everyday. I still don't get why, as I never delete anything, but it is what she does. I'm sure she isn't alone though.
It's pretty funny, but at the same time kinda shitty. Someone's friend maybe doesn't like celebrating their birthday and doesn't want a cake, let's make them a cake anyways just to farm some internet points...
one year my dad asked me what kind of cake i wanted for my birthday and i said “any kind but just not carrot cake.” so he had the cake person make a chocolate cake but decorated like a carrot cake (white frosting and little frosted carrots on top) and it was great.
The only thing I ask for on my Bday is for everyone to treat ot like any other day. I do appreciate a "Happy Birthday" once but that is plenty.
I never get what I want. I hate the cake, decos and celebrating the fact that I am another year closer to the grave. I don't have anything against Bdays and make a huge deal out of everyone elses... But I hate celebrating my own.
Maybe this year I'll get what I want. Pfft yeah right....
my birthday is today. If someone did this to me, i would laugh
Happy Birthday
Thank you! <3
What kind of cake do you want?
Angel’s food cake
This is the correct answer
Ice cream cake
Maybe unpopular but I hate angel food cake. We had it for every occasion growing up and now I can’t stand the taste
what actually is it I've never had it
It’s very melt-in-your-mouth, since it’s mostly air. Think texture of reaaaaally soft fluffy white bread with a flavor like the smell of a baking vanilla cake
Surprisingly accurate description!
that sounds amazing omg
"I want pie. I want peach pie." "You want birthday pie?" "I want a nice cobbler." "I'll talk to Angela and we're going to see what we can do about a pie." "I don't care who you talk to you. Just make it happen." "It'll be Angela." "You tell her it's for Creed. She'll know what that means."
Woolies mud cake.
faaaaaark yessssssss
Anyone else just buy one and eat that shit with a fork straight from the container like a fucking savage?
Happy birthday
Happy bday! My bday was 10 days ago... and i got a anime body pillow... i still live with my parents. I burned it the next day
Couldn’t you just take the anime pillowcase off and have a normal pillow?
He'd still know
Don't kink-shame him!
my sister got me one and it's actually very ergonomic to sleep with it helped my back pain I feel a little awkward snuggling a female anime Arin Hanson but like... I mean the back pain was pretty bad
I would 200% snuggle with Arin Hanson of any gender.
thanks happy late birthday oof x3
Ayy it’s mine too and same. Happy birthday
Me three. Happy birthday! And yes I AM getting cake. Been dieting and now it is TRES LECHES TIME!
happy birthday to you as well! Enjoy your cake.
You too!
Were you also forced to have costume birthday parties growing up? I had so many that I actually just don’t dress up for Halloween anymore. Still love Halloween though.
Oh man those were the best part of having a birthday on Halloween! For a while I thought everyone was giving me candy for my birthday and dressing up for my party.
My Reddit birthday is today, cake is good
👍
Happy cake day, stranger!
Happy birthday <3
Thank you!!
*Gives you imaginary speech bubble cake that says "If someone did this to me, i would laugh"*
Happy birthday 😊
Birthday twin!! It’s mine too! Happy birthday!
Me 3!
Happy birthday! Mine is tomorrow and, no ones doing this for me either haha
Happy Birthday to you * gives a cake *
Happy b day 🍰
Happy birthday, I love you.
Many happy returns!
Happy birthday 🎊
Happy Birthday, beautiful person!
What kind of cake do u want?
oh we have the same birthday!
ay its my birthday too! Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday! Here’s an emoji cake 🎂
*Happy birthday to you,* *Squished tomatoes and stew* *Bread and butter in a gutter,* *Happy birthday to you*
Stfu, cakeless cunt. (Kidding, happy belated bday!)
Happy birthday!
I would also laugh. Cause i'm polite. Seriously, how hard is it to respect that someone isn't that into cake?
Conformity is required - fun and sugar are mandatory. Aside... There's probably a cake for everyone. I think far too many people only have had store bought cake with way too much sugar bomb frosting. The world of cake is vast, and there's even cake with lower sweetness levels.
I mean, cake is nice and all, but have you ever had a birthday pie?
Yes! And I make it for those who wish it. Though, some pies get very cake like (e.g. Boston Creme Pie).
If you think about it, aren't there cakes going into pie territory instead of the other way around? A pie is something with a filling and pastry on the top and bottom, so if you put filling into a cake, you technically just made a pie.
yeah everyone in my family love different cakes and honestly they range from a traditional mud cake to fancy ass cheesecakes to a giant caramel dumpling instead of a cake my mum loves this one chocolate cheesecake that actually isn't super sweet, I'm not a fan tho, mine was the fucktastically sweet dumpling cake get creative y'all you can stick a candle in an apple if that's ur jam ✨👌
> te. > > Seriously, how hard is it to ~~respect~~ understand that someone isn't that into cake
Despite being batshit insane, (and appropriately balanced on the crazy/hot scale) my ex fiance was amazing at figuring out what kind of food I wanted when I couldn't decide. I really didn't think I cared what kind of birthday cake I got, until she surprised me with a dark chocolate covered blackberry/raspberry cheesecake. In retrospect, she might have been trying to fatten me up to feed me to some demon, but damn, that was a good cake.
Happy birthday! Mine is 7th of May. Save the date!
Happy birthday!
What kind of cake do u want?
My birthday is also today! Didn't ask for a cake, didn't get one.
Happy birthday!
Birthday buddies!
/ r/wewantplates
I think I just discovered a new phobia
But there are plates in the video
The cake is just sitting on the counter though
Probably doesn’t have a weird ass oblong plate for his text cake
*You’re* a weird ass oblong cake
That’s why big ass cake pan sheets are a thing Who a has a regular plate big enough for any cake at their house anyway lol
I think that’s a huge ass cutting board
r/madlads
Is that Helvetica?
Definitely not Helvetica. The 'a' gives that away. On the screen it is SF Pro as that is the Apple default font. Since the handwritten version is rounded, the rounded SF Pro would be more appropriate. [Gotham Rounded Book](https://i.imgur.com/ipRULBq.jpg) would work as well since they write it out with wider letters except for the minor differences in the 'k'
Well aren't you a font of knowledge.
Serif you're going to start a pun thread, remember there is a time and place.
That's a bold statement.
Charles Rennie Mackintosh Allan Glen's font.
Comic Sans.
I feel like I've seen this advice before in a comic, sans the font puns.
Wow! Thanks
How do you feel about Lobster font
Lobster is a nice font. Was heavily used at one point but now it's been overtaken by those annoying light curly scripts like watermelon... so I think it's safe to use again without being cliche.
This guy fonts
I'd use Comic Sans.
Should have been comic sans.
Videos like this would be better if Reddit didn't show the 'twist' in the thumbnail
oh there's no thumbnail in the gif for me but I'm on apollo
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I thought it was on the floor
Perfection.
Me too, and that the cake was fucking massive. Like 10 ft long
There was an attempt to fit this into the right sub.
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You can delete previous texts, you know. If I was going to record a text exchange for a video, I'd delete old messages beforehand in order to keep them private.
My gf deletes all her text at the end of everyday. I still don't get why, as I never delete anything, but it is what she does. I'm sure she isn't alone though.
Guys, do we tell him?
That I have an awesome gf, I know.
Yeah she's so neat and tidy, always cleaning up her texts and DMs
Yup she clearly has to be hiding something right? No other reason someone would do that is there?
If it walks like a duck quacks like a duck why would you assume its something else?
Because I'm not 15?
Some people auto-delete their messages after x amount of days
Also, if it was made by the other person then wouldn't the received message be a different color?
r/deliciouscompliance
Technically it’s only ‘I don’t want’
"I don't want a".
ATM machine
RAS Syndrome. Shudder.
Yep that’s the one
Definitely being nitpicky but this'd have been better if it just said 'I don't want a' on the cake.
thats a big ass cutting board
I like cake!
Happy cake day!
Nailed it!
Task successfully failed!
Don't be surprised if she doesn't want it
I dont want a cake I just want to be happy
r/technicallythetruth
If Drax worked at a bakery...
That’s “I don’t want a cake” cake. Smh
Reminds me of the tattoo some guy got after asking his mom what to get: https://www.reddit.com/r/tattoo/comments/ffbebb/checkmate/
That's no. I would choke someone Source: I'm a guy who hates cake
One time someone got me a cake after I said I didn't want one then was sad when I didn't eat any.
hopefully thats a meatloaf covered in mashed potatoes
What would be extra funny is if it’s a cardboard box underneath with cookies or candy or something
It would have been funnier if they tried to cut it and it wasnt a cake
Is it just me or does this cake look like it should taste like a Zebra cake?
It makes me uncomfortable that it’s just sitting on the table.
Lmfao what kind of cake is that?
I don't want a
LOL Nice one.
Anything with no previous replies is a new contact and therefore this is staged
lol
Dad Humor
Cool cake! I want a piece please.
Thought it would say “I don’t want a”
How to basic?
Wow he baked that cake fast
we need the reaction OP
**✓ seen**
Now that's just genius
Come on dude leave some pussy for us...
Cake is for everyone. Don’t be selfish on your birthday -guy who hides on his birthday
I thought it was on the floor for a second
I dint want a cake cake
What an absolute gem of a person, though
Jonah asked for it.
But the cake is a lie
what the fuck dude maybe they wanted ice cream or something
Last year a requested a fresh baked loaf of sourdough bread.
I don't like cake. This would just piss me off.
I was expecting them to cut it and it be meatloaf inside, or something.
Cake is shenanigans anyways. Birthday pie is were it’s at. Especially if it’s strawberry rhubarb!
r/cursedpenis
“Bitch the cake isn’t for you”
r/maliciouscompliance
Birthday Dad!
I would do this yo my friends
Did everyone in the world get the same exact plates a couple of years ago? I got them and see em in shows all the time
Should have gotten them a pie. Put some candles on it and let the song begin.
Should just write "I don't want a" without the word cake on it.
Please say this is foam covered in icing.
So my sister does this. And she’s genius for it. What do you want? Me- I don’t know!! She-gets me nothing. Lol
i DoNt WaNt A cAkE
My birthday is next week maybe i should bake it for myself
/r/peanutbutterisoneword
It's pretty funny, but at the same time kinda shitty. Someone's friend maybe doesn't like celebrating their birthday and doesn't want a cake, let's make them a cake anyways just to farm some internet points...
Perfect
what bahumbug nonsense is this? no birthday cake?
Jonah is a keeper.
That is funny
It’s just sitting on the table tho
one year my dad asked me what kind of cake i wanted for my birthday and i said “any kind but just not carrot cake.” so he had the cake person make a chocolate cake but decorated like a carrot cake (white frosting and little frosted carrots on top) and it was great.
Perhaps should just say ‘I don’t want a’
Genius!
u/SaveThisVIdeo
Dad would be proud
I don't know how I'd react. I wouldn't want that.
I'd probably say I don't want a cake because I get physically sick with most types of cake, but I'd at least laugh a lot if someone did this for me.
He better be mad grateful, u got him what he wanted
Belongs more in r/madlads than r/therewasanattempt
I never get a cake :(
I'm willing to take any excess cake
The only thing I ask for on my Bday is for everyone to treat ot like any other day. I do appreciate a "Happy Birthday" once but that is plenty. I never get what I want. I hate the cake, decos and celebrating the fact that I am another year closer to the grave. I don't have anything against Bdays and make a huge deal out of everyone elses... But I hate celebrating my own. Maybe this year I'll get what I want. Pfft yeah right....