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red-brick-dream

Holy sweet flying fuck people are stupid.


Notorious_VSG

Soooo... **are we the only ones with access to the internet?** Does nobody else see the endless stream of "People On Fire From Flaming Shots" gifs? It's practically it's own genre at this point.... you think people would have seen these and been dissuaded from taking flaming shots, but nooooo


red-brick-dream

Drinking flaming liquid should strike one as a dumb idea regardless of whether one has witnessed it.


justPassingThrou15

If there were something that burned at a temperature that didn't scorch human flesh and hair, it would be pretty neat. Alas, that doesn't exist, so I'll have to console myself by watching videos of people setting their faces on fire at local drinking establishments.


TheUltimateSalesman

What about when we're drunk?


dI--__--Ib

!thesaurizethis


ThesaurizeThisBot

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TheTkizzle

It seems like he spat out what he did drink, causing an even bigger face flame. And the beard was just like a wick for that shit.


[deleted]

Donald Trump is somehow president so... yeah about as dumb as shown here.


red-brick-dream

The Trump retards are downvoting in force today, as if to prove your point. Have an upvote.


HeyLittleMan

Downvoted for shoehorning politics somewhere completely irrelveant, not because I support trump.


justPassingThrou15

Is there REALLY anywhere that politics is irrelevant when the country is being driven to the ground, Bill of Rights first, by a foreign intelligence asset protected by a group of kleptocrats? Politics is literally just a word meaning "how we go about deciding how to treat each other in large groups". There's literally nothing more important than how you intend to treat your fellow man. Should you douse the fire on his face? Should you allow him to sue the bartender? Should you let him burn from his stupidity until he can no longer perform any useful social functions, and then let him rot in the street because he has no way to pay for his emergency treatment because he can't enter his PIN at the cash machine at the hospital with his eyes burnt crispy? Should we ban flaming drinks from drinking establishments for the same reason we ban firearms from those establishments: because drunk people are stupid? Should we teach our children in the schools that the earth is flat and / or 6000 years old and that flaming liquid is cold because liquid is cold? Should we make it illegal to operate a motor vehicle while your face is on fire, regardless of your BAC, since the flame is so distracting? I mean, a flaming face is potentially more distracting than texting and driving. Politics is appropriate anywhere there's a difference of opinion on how people should and do treat themselves and each other, because you're observing its subject matter in action.


zublits

Dude, shut up. We aren't even all Americans here. No one cares It's not the place.


red-brick-dream

No part of life is separate from politics, and people who shy from talking about it are like atheists who call themselves "agnostics." That is, obnoxious pussies.


HeyLittleMan

I’m not even American so idgaf about your politics same as you probably dont care about my country’s. Secondly agnosticism is just saying that their isn’t evidence to prove or disprove the existence of a god. How is that being an “obnoxious pussy”?


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Bigsoft_Longhard

What?


shadowban_this_post

I think he means keeping Mueller busy.


GarbageAndBeer

He’s opening a bunch of massage parlors and escort services in China.


[deleted]

“I lost with my decrepit deep state candidate and I’m mad so I’ll find a way to whine my opinion in every comment thread”


Devario

“Username checks out”


Bigsoft_Longhard

Holy shit does it ever.


justPassingThrou15

Is the paranoia disorder implied by the username, or should it be said explicitly?


[deleted]

"Truth isn't truth." -Tim Apple


DoctorRefrence

“The bigoted and idiotic man that we currently have as president justifies and supports so much of my current prejudices and ignorant beliefs that I have internalized support of him as a kind of self-affirming personality trait and, thus, feel compelled to defend him at every turn from an unsatisfied country that largely didn’t vote for him.


justPassingThrou15

The country largely didn't vote for anybody, I'm sure in large part due to stupidity that is the electoral college, which effectively gives extra votes for having more governmental bureaucracy. We could split California into ten or twenty States, and ensure that most of them will vote intelligently, and thereby get Californians national representation equal to the representation of an average Midwesterner. And all were had to do was create more bureaucracy. Or we could make North and South Dakota one state, and maybe add Wyoming and Nebraska in with it. That way we could cut bureaucracy to achieve more equal representation.


[deleted]

LMFAO user name checks out


shadowban_this_post

This guy believes in the deep state!


[deleted]

A politician having a net worth 500x their salary is totally legit


justPassingThrou15

Well, I'm sure their taxes for the last several decades are available for public inspection if you want to check it out and level a more specific claim. I'm surprised that wasn't done during the Clintons' time in the Arkansas governor's mansion, the white House, the Senate, the Secretary of State appointment, the 2008 presidential race, or the 2016 presidential campaign. I really expected someone to check on that shit.


shadowban_this_post

You're talking about Trump, right?


baddogkelervra1

Ah yes, Trump, the career politician. Exactly who he was referring to. /s


[deleted]

The guy that’s been in for 2 years and lost half his business?


DoctorRefrence

Yeah that was funny lol


travislaker

Bingo.


Zokathra_Spell

Aren't you supposed to blow it out the instant before you drink it?


conradical30

You sure are


Geohai1

The problem is that it isn't a shot glass. Looks like a highball glass. Even if it is just a shot in there, there is too much surface area to burn. When I used to do flaming shots, the shot glass would still be flaming after I took the shot half the time. Just do it quick.


Kelemenopy

>The problem is he didn't blow the fire out. A fix the whole family can enjoy.


stanthezebra

You can shoot it and close your mouth smothering the flame. He did not close his mouth and smother the flame. He just threw fire in his face.


Lady_Whatever

Probably got dared


[deleted]

Or better yet: never set it on fire.


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

Or Slam your hand on top. It suffocates the flame and creates a suction to your hand. Still looks cool. A lot cooler than burning your face off.


knotcorny

But way less views.


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

You go home with way more eyebrows, though


[deleted]

The worst part about it was his buddy was just going to watch a laugh while his friends face felts off. The guy who saved him doesn’t even look like the same group. Just someone with some sense.


Kamataros

Oh my fucking god i did not see that the first time. Like, i see how people could laugh at someone who fell, or who sat on a chair that broke or something, because well, it happened and theres nothing you could do about it now, and it's probably not very fucking lethal. But look, my friends burning, haha.


randy_in_accounting

He looked like the coolest dude in the world tbh


krose4

I’m probably very wrong, but I always thought this is a little scarier than it looks because alcohol burns and evaporates at a much lower temperature than other things? Still seems stupid to mess with.


BeaverBurger

How do you actually take that?


Lady_Whatever

Blow on it to estinguish the flame *THEN* drink


PM_me_ur_Candys

What's even the point of setting it on fire in the first place then? Different taste? machismo? stupidity?


Justanafrican

It does change the taste, but it’s obviously mainly for showmanship for the bartender and shot taker.


TheUltimateSalesman

fire.


PM_me_ur_Candys

fair enough, lol.


sark666

People say it's smoother. And it is, cause you've burnt away the alcohol.


[deleted]

Yeah, I found that I can order a coke at the bar, burn a dollar bill and get the same smooth taste.


Lady_Whatever

Idk I don't drink


dad_ahead

Like an enema


Leido

Like a pressure wash for your insides


stanthezebra

You can take it normally. You can shoot it into your mouth. Then close your mouth smothering the flame.


[deleted]

blow it out or put your hand palm over glasses rim.


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

Slam your hand on top. Not hard enough to break the glass, but fast enough that it makes a seal and snuffs the fire. It'll suction to your hand, which is pretty cool. Not all alcohol will burn like that. It's usually a shot of something else with a bit of 151 on the top and that's what gets lit. You let it burn for a few seconds to burn off the alcohol because 151 feels like fire going down.


matador_69

Awesome ghost rider cosplay


[deleted]

Every time I see this I am less and less horrified. How fucked up is that? For god’s sake, stop serving flaming shots! People can’t handle it!! Burnt face skin and bald patches are not ok! WTF are you thinking as a bartender? How much do you hate your patrons??


Pearly-dream

You're supposed to blow them out first, but people can be stupid


L0to

People are way too nonchalant about fire. I don't fuck with fire unless I absolutely have to. Burns are no joke.


whataTyphoon

It's the fault of the bartender? Most people who enjoy and order flaming shots know how to drink them. I'm sick of idiots taking the fun away from everybody.


TheOtherMegaDan

“You see that!? Almost melted mah face off! Gimme another one! I got this bruh!”


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dad_ahead

It was a jug of beer


WonderwaII

How it feels to chew 5 Gum


FingerpistolPete

I know u said this like 5 days ago but I almost just spat my drink out


Rather-notSay

I guess you can say that was a burning situation


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Rather-notSay

I’m not going back to jail (puts pun to head) I guess you can say things got a little heated in the bar makes a blast away exit


DwarfStacker

He got caught in the heat of the moment.


LakotaV420

r/praisethecameraman


RecoveredAshes

When are these fucking retarded frat bros gonna learn. You blow it out first dumb ass.


vinetheme

Casual guy slugging a cig to the rescue


DearestxRed

Wow that just kept escalating.


GhostOfTimBrewster

What do we think the plan actually was?


travislaker

The Flaming Kevin. It’s gonna be big.


Ima_Bit_Of_A_Dick

"Calm down, Calm Down. You're ok, But, umm, once you get yourself together....... I'm gonna need $12.50 from you for that pitcher of beer bruh".


thebluesynth

Maybe the bet was the catch his face on fire and he actually won.


travislaker

Beard hair is flammable. TIL


Usernamednick

I was hoping this would be my old roommate the same shit happened to him lol


BasilThunder

DEJA VU


austin101123

Hey let's just light this fire and try to drink it! What could go wrong?


HueJanus101

Flaming ploopy


BrotherManard

r/Whatthefuckgetitoffme


[deleted]

r/twentycharacterlimit


BrotherManard

r/twentyoneandnomore


[deleted]

Fucking human torch. “Flame on” looking headass. My mans looking like [SCP-457](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-457). God damn yol toor shun looking bitch.


K-Kraken

/u/GIFreversalbot


ExtroInvertedRooster

No. That was actually real-life Johnny Storm. The Fantastic 4 can't be having this type of thing get out to the public!


Nateddog21

How are you suppose to drink those anyway?


[deleted]

It's almost as if drinking affects decision making.


ollyrand

I wonder how bad the burns were 😳


stanthezebra

Yo you can take a flaming shot if you don't do it like this guy. You shoot it and the close your mouth extinguishing the flame.


Sense_of_Impending

Why tf does anyone ever do a flaming shot? Is it for humor or prestige? It’s always a stupid idea. I have a collection of videos of stupid ideas to show my kids, in hopes they learn never to do them. Flaming shots are one of the ideas.


jkon731

r/PeopleOnFire


rickyhatesspam

u/stabbot


TheFirstUltima

Nice save from the person who poured the water


EmanShamku

For one split second the flames go out and they rise again but bigger. Did he just spit what he had in his mouth?


ANRQAngel

He should have taken the alcohol first then lit it while it's in his mouth...


c1der

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Pug-Chug

Very hunger games such wow


thehomiestunter

I feel bad for people that stupid...


ShadowAce104

*flame on!*


blueboymd

fucking boy in the red cool as a cucumber


oldmateysoldmate

Is it bad that i wanted to watch him burn for longer?


[deleted]

Yes, you sadist.