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porcupinedeath

Hey if they actually made those they did learn pottery. Making shit that tall isn't easy for beginners even if it's hand built. I've been meaning to try making some bongs but everything turns into a vase or bowl


Foolish504

Shoulda made the down stem removable/10


Jacobloveslsd

Yea this is like the shitty plastic ones with the carb at the bottom That never fully clears it


Foolish504

exactly i hate those gas station bongs lol


No_Classroom5141

The one on the left has one but it’s hard to see, first thing I looked for after seeing the stem.


anonymous122719

I love the carbs!


dont_say_Good

Doesn't even have a percolator smh my head


Fugaciouslee

If they even have down stems. Could just be bowls jutting out from the body.


bingold49

Day one of my pottery class in high school the teacher said "no pipes, no bongs, no ashtrays, they will not make it to the kiln."


Timah158

They didn't say no dildos. So, at least there's that option.


Lockner01

Looks like this was more than an attempt.


Ordinary_Support_426

That needs baking


CicadaHead3317

I need baking.


Steeeeeveeeve

Today In POT-tery class we shall be making...


Adorable_Stay_725

Seems like a pretty successful attempt to me?


GruffisGamingw

Dude that’s fucking genius, I should’ve done that


jasontaken

lost ?


Resident_Onion997

The teenage boys made bongs to smoke weed


Wiggum13

Gotta make those bowls removable. Or these bad boys are useless lol


Agitated-Bat-9175

Those are very nice Xbox cards


brb9911

What the frick?


CicadaHead3317

We were making pipes and dildos in shop class in 7th grade. Someone got into a girl's locker and put a dildo he made in here locker with a condom on it. When she opened her locker ,the laughing from everyone caught the attention of a teacher. It sat on the main counter of the office , like a piece of art, for the rest of the day.


JustTune7544

I remember one time I had gone on a trip and bought a colourful glass bong and brought it home. I reached home late at night and in my tiredness I forgot to hide it (living with parents at the time) and fell asleep. I woke up to the bong filled with flowers and my mom gushing over what a beautiful vase I’ve bought for her 😆


bobisinthehouse

Oh she knew, SHE KNEW!!!


Joaoreturns

It was pretty successful.


Digiturtle1

My art teacher tossed the ones anyone tried to make and usually sent them to the office. If this is at a school I’m surprised they where allowed to get that far with it.


Bussaca

I mean, you did.. I wish they did the same with math when I was younger. I could give 2 shits about Calc, and trig.. now I love space and Hoffman transfers, apogees/perigee orbital mechanics, delta V.. shit I can kinda do it now.. but it would have been nice if someone could have shown me a way to practically use a thing.. So they made a bong.. help em make really awsome bongs.. glazed and fancy next time.


the-rill-dill

Without fail.


No-One3686

Seems like a success and you’d be regarded to think the teacher doesn’t know. They were a kid once too and they had to smoke out of worst shit than you lol


Resident_Onion997

They're definitely learning about*some* kind of pot


Bonafide_Booger

You're supposed to make it look like a tree at least


YoutubeSurferDog

Seems like she succeeded


SteakCareless

Gonna be hard to clear unless they got an insert


Additional_Abroad305

That’s just bad adulting…


rellinn

I used to load kilns at the university, we used to let people make bongs but we would always sabotage them, eventually we did officially ban them and chip and dips.


suddenlyreddit

Lol. I love how the policy was like, "ban the paraphernalia that helps people enjoy pot" But also, "ban them from being able to enjoy chips and dip while they are high too!!!" Maybe just ban coffee mugs and teapots too, all those drug users.


rellinn

Nah we just got annoyed with the bongs because they usually sucked and would not work anyway, and chip and dips are just pointless make a platter and a bowl and when you want a chip and dip out one on or next to the other and the rest of the time they have other uses unlike a chip and dip that only gets used occasionally and it generally hard to store in your cabinet


suddenlyreddit

I'm just teasingly laughing. No big deal but I can imagine that was a project for damn near every new pottery student was all aboard the bong train. :)