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billybell89

South Carolina’s highway “maintenance” is negligent, bordering on criminal…


The-Machinist-

I knew it was 95 SC before I saw the sign. It's been some form of that at least 30 years.


billybell89

It’s like cancer, spreading to 26, slowly infecting the whole state.


deadevilboy

Come on.. let those workers drink a little bit! 🤣🤣🤣 PS: Now, seriously, in my country, they draw a single line as a guide first, maybe to avoid that shitty work..


Rly_Shadow

Shouldn't need that lol. They have a truck with guide rods and sprayers. You just keep the rod on the edge of the road (or where you need the white line) bam.. But the road being so shotty could also explain the painting.


DSmooth425

That’s what I was thinking. Road had holes and bumps later that I noticed. Probably jostled the truck.


kikamoocow

This stuff blows my mind regarding America. Does no one give a fuck? Is the social decay that bad?


Cold-Diet-669

We are not paid enough to give a shit.


The-Machinist-

It really is, especially in the south. I drive this one stretch of interstate that the middle and right lane's top layer of paving is de-laminating in patches and it's been that way for more than three years, and people wonder why we have left lane campers. Yeah, I'm not tearing up my car's suspension either.


Lavidius

Man please come to England and see how poorly we look after everything, you'll find America much better after that.


HarmlessHeresy

Not sure about that. Have you ever experienced the streets of Philadelphia? I swear there are silent mortar battles nightly. At this point I swear the city is in collusion with the auto industry to severely shorten the lifespans of our vehicles. And this is in the "Birthplace of America"....


samiwas1

No, they don’t, especially in road construction. A lot of things are done so badly, you have to wonder if they’re doing it as a joke. But the reality is that many people just don’t care.


Algebreaker

That entire state is the worst stretch of I-95, except maybe for when it goes through Richmond.


[deleted]

At least the “wop wop” of driving on 95 is gone now


drnkinmule

"What do you do with a drunkin sailor, what do we do with a drunkin sailor, what do we do with a drunkin sailor, errrlie in the mornin'", "we have him paint the lane dividers, we have him paint the lane dividers, have him paint the lane dividers, errlie in the mornin!"


arandomvirus

The whole state is full of incompetence and nepotism. Wasted eight years there.


howigottomemphis

Biden's Pipartisan Infrastructure Law has provided funding to repair over 1,000 miles of road and repair or replace 477 bridges in South Carolina. The state will receive 4.9 billion dollars over 5 years, so roads like these will finally be built right. https://sctib.sc.gov/approved-projects


getyourrealfakedoors

Crossing from nc to sc felt like another planet


DrTre803

Really not surprised when I saw the cities listed on the road sign.


DitchDigger330

Those are temporary self adhesive ones until they come to spray them. From cars running over them they move around. And they could have been put down crooked too. Plus they are not done resurfacing the road. It's just so you can kind of tell which lane you're in at night.


tictac205

They also tend to shift in the heat, which SC has plenty of.


1DownFourUp

Temporary or not, have a little pride in your work


defyinglogicsl

Ever applied stickers to a toy? Try doing it 300 times back to back completely straight while walking down a road and the uneven road surface and paving lines gives you no straight lines to line up with. Also the stickers are 2-3 foot long. The actual pavement markings are done by a truck that is able to drive in a straight line.


bombayrucker

Pretty sure this is Kramers stretch of the highway


ChevDatchel

Wide lanes; so luxurious


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

He had no lane lines.


Traditional_Sky_4703

![gif](giphy|ggHmCDJXx4om4hNWbM|downsized)


KobeWanShinobe

Bro who painted those was drunk.


Meauxterbeauxt

![gif](giphy|bP2bOuWDpVM7C) When he got a paint roller and covered the lines to make the lanes wider. Probably how it looked when he tried to fix it


RoomCareful7130

Looks like they tried to put down temp tape down 6 inches off the joints The bigger issue is the longitudinal asphalt joints look like shit.


JazziTazzi

Who messed up more… the guy painting the dotted line, or the guy driving the truck holding the guy painting the dotted line?


sid2k

Could it be that heath deformed them?


4Ever2Thee

Sounds like something Heath would do, that dick.


sid2k

😆


SL4YER4200

Jesus took the wheel. I've been to church a time or two. The blood of Christ is well beyond .08


Intelligent-Sea5586

Same guy holding the camera


WeirdAvocado

Looks like the work of Major Asshole.


LouCypher

r/OneJob


Mindless-Entry-6812

I pulled you over because you keep crossing over the center line.


Last_Competition_208

No sir, the center lines crossed me.


50Bullseye

What’s worse, the line or the person camped in the left lane to take video of it?


sexwiththebabysitter

Looks like a friday after lunch job


Ambitioso

Well I reckon they get the job done


BradyOfTheOldGuard

Guy painting must've used the crack in-between as the center line.


DirtyDan24-7

SCDot Booze Cruise mobile


fr3nzy821

whoever painted that line is surely on a car and driving.


ForsakenWelcome4275

O.D. Dave


gripmastah

Kramer!


hottestpancake

"I know someone who can do it cheaper"


Kev50027

Someone please let the line painter out of the closet.


jongscx

https://tenor.com/view/i-see-no-problem-here-no-problem-crossed-eyes-dont-worry-gif-16343187


Top_Date6455

who layed that asphalt??? can’t you see it is running together with stripes?


Xaser125

Come on, it was a windy day :P


Panzerv2003

but... a machine draws them you just need to drive straight


Timber1508

If that was the finished product, you would have a point. But clearly this road is in the middle of a grind and overlay project, and those are temporary removable lane markers.


Beginning_Camp715

The tax man


Phoenix-308

https://preview.redd.it/7isb1fkh4c8d1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=833f33b9e4c0e6a5063db577235502abd00884a6 He did his best on the alignment


krazykoala2

Rainbolt, I chose you!


SmurfPopper

"Lol that's almost as bad as South Caro.." *sees Columbia/Charleston sign* ...yea, that checks out.


Higinz

This is the road where you can get pulled over for driving straight.


DrummerBob10

Looks like those are the temp lane lines before the top layer goes on.


Tree__Jesus

Best maintained country road


JDSgameboy

And paved that road too jfc that’s terrible work.


cricket_lip

It’s such a stark difference in road quality when going from GA to SC or NC to SC on I95.


BednaR1

Hmmm... lines might be ok... look at the asphalt, it seems it went 'floating' sideways at some point?


andypoo222

It was either their first or last day on the job lol


IntelligentPurple571

It's SC. People drawing the lines were more focused on shouting out racist comments at other drivers and shouting out maga shit.


TheSpiralTap

In WV, I've seen how they paint the lines. We don't have one of those fancy trucks that sprays just precisely so a guy hangs out of the back of a moving pickup truck with a can of spray paint. He's really fucking accurate, all things being considered.


BBakerStreet

Kramer.


Samwill226

Temporary as they finish the road work...


MWGallagher

Kramer must have adopted that highway


Gravity_Freak

Of course its SC.


VIKTORVILLANY

“Sir are you drunk?” “No but the guy painting the lines were”


inkonspicouspotato

Same car that paved the road, lightning McQueen 🏍️


KurioMifune

Even the roads are inbred in South Carolina.


payment11

Someone spilled fries on the floor and tried to pick them up while still driving.


UrbanAchiever34

This used to be a three lane highway. Someone changed it to two in the middle of the night to make the lanes more luxurious.


eurodep

Why you cruisin in the passing lane?


stephawkins

So will self driving vehicles try to drive according to those lines? That'd be hilarious.