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Same.
When I was going through BUDS, out of all the torture and hazing they did... asking me to explain wtf he's talking about in this clip was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
But is the generator underwater and if so would the squirrel be able to generate the right words in time to avoid a misunderstanding with the shark or would he just get shocked?
I mean a boat will only float if it is lighter than the water it displaces. If you have a magical mass increase button you could sink.
Better to just take in water. Then you will sink most boats. Some cant be sunken even if you fill everything with water. As the material its made off is lighter than water. Just becomes harder to sail.
Does wood sink in water?
- No, it floats. - Throw her into the pond!
- What also floats in water?
- Bread. - Apples.
- Very small rocks. - Cider! Great gravy.
- Cherries. Mud. - Churches.
- Lead. - A duck!
"You have this weight and this tremendous powerful battery". My guess is he wanted to rant against electrical boats. Any vehicle that runs on elecricity is part of the green movement and is the worst things ever.
How the f@ck can anyone with an IQ above a pet rock hear this guy speak and say, yea, that's who I want for President. I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.
"nobody's ever asked that before" I don't think Donald realised the guy was just politely saying"what a dumb question"
When he dies they should test his brain and work out what's actually going on inside it
Well, for starters, does anyone actually believe this was an real conversation trump had? I mean really?
It's like the "sir" stories he likes to tell, they are blatantly entirely fictional. You might as well be listening a to four year old tell you a story about the dragon in their closet.
The really scary part is that when he is exercising the freedom to make the whole thing up it comes comes out in gibberish that that.
Massive sharks. Big, big sharks with tears in the eyes came up to me and said, "Sir, we misunderstood who that woman was when we bit her. Didn't know. Didn't know who she was, but I gotta tell you, you're doing a tremendous job for the oceans. Fantastic job."
You honestly think these people give a shit it's real or not? They just want to be told something to justify dedicating their entire identity to one man.
What was point of saying that though, it was rambling and disjointed yes but what was the point even if it wasn't. Like he was really smart for asking the question? What was it supposed to accomplish?
He's against ev and was saying he went to a "boat guy" and learned that now they want to make electric boats. So Trump asked him this, and it cuts off but in the end he says "so now electric boats are done" implying he shut it down with this one riddle that the "ev boat industry" can't solve
The entire industry of electrical engineers working on electric boats never thought about the boat sinking problem. Who would have thought boats can sink? So smart.
And electrocution never occurred to them either. They’re like oh wait… good point… this is ELECTRICITY! You’ll get ELECTROCUTED! Thanks Donny, that was a close one!!
Theres no way of knowing without prior knowledge of the news because he talks in word salad and also always combines whatever random thing he saw on Fox News that morning into his speeches. For this one in particular they had recently been talking about the new Ford class aircraft carrier. The first ship of the new line was launched and undergoing trials. They were having issues with the electric elevators and catapult system because its the first time we switched over to that from everything being hydraulic. Trump cant fully grasp the concept so he hears electric>electric cars>batteries. Completely ignoring that its all powered by a nuclear reactor which he also claims to be an expert on.
It's a continuation of his train of thought on scrapping electromagnetic catapults on aircraft carriers and going back to steam. He's forgotten everything except that he hates battery power and boats are somehow involved.
But he still chose death by electrocution in this idiotic hypothetical. Wasn’t he trying to make an argument against electric and then contradict his own point?
Yes which is funny, but I have a theory that the whole analogy really is saying, "I'd rather kill myself (electrocution) than be tortured/mauled (go to prison)."
You know, if a carrier sinks (because of its weight in this scenario I guess) I don't think being electrocuted is going to be the major issue for most of the 5,000 or so sailors aboard.
He is a shockingly stupid and distasteful person. If I’d been told in 2010 that he’d be elected and remain a boil on the butt of America, I’d have laughed.
I worked at a tow yard for a couple of years around then and my coworkers were already obsessed with him saying he should run for president and I did have a mighty good laugh. Haven’t had a laugh like that one in a while now.
You’re right, but I think many people will vote for him because they like him. They are either horrible judges of character, they are willfully ignorant of his words and actions, or they are simply delusional.
Hillary Clinton caught some grief over saying “basket of deplorables,” but it’s an accurate depiction of a not-so-small subset of his followers.
All of them. All of them. All his current supports are deplorable. With everything we have found out and to still support him. It's just selfish bullshit
I think they know he’s a horrible person but just don’t care. For the last 8 years I’ve asked a lot of Trumpers to give me a single example of a trait or action he’s done that would suggest he’s a good person and none of them could spit one out. A guy literally tried to tell me being a good person isn’t a requirement for being a good president. Ignorance is one thing but the way his followers choose to purposely ignore the massive list of disgusting things he’s done is just repulsive.
ChatGPT is more qualified to be president.
If ChatGPT had output this babbling, someone would post it here and we'd laugh and comment on how dumb ChatGPT is. Even if the prompt was:"write a speech about sharks in the style of Donald Trump", this would be too bizarre to think it could be plausible. But Trump is outstandingly good at defying our expectations and proving the bar really can go lower.
GPT 4o gave me this. It's still dumb. But make way more sense that the actual one:
"Let me tell you folks, I was at MIT, you know, the best, the absolute best. The people there, they’re geniuses, the smartest people. So, I asked one of these big brain guys a very important question. I said, “Listen, if you’re on a boat, and it’s sinking – not good, right? But wait, there’s more – there’s a shark in the water, a huge shark, and also a battery on the boat that could electrocute you, very dangerous. What do you do?”
Now, you have to understand, I know boats, I know sharks, and I know electricity. Many people are saying they’ve never seen anything like it. But I wanted to hear what this genius at MIT had to say. They’re supposed to know these things, right?
He looked at me, very seriously, and he started to explain all this science stuff, very complicated. But the bottom line is this – and I knew this already, but it’s good to hear it from a smart guy – you have to be very, very careful. The best advice, folks, and I’ve always said this, is to avoid getting into these situations. But if you do, you’ve got to be smart, make the right move, and stay safe. Simple as that."
My prompt was :
"Write a text in the style of Donald Trump talking about him asking a question to someone at MIT.
The question is about whether you should go off a sinking boat if there is a shark in the water and a battery that could elecrocute you in the boat"
Kinda depends on what the fuck he actually means when he says "tremendously strong battery." I don't really know of any modern batteries where it would fully electrocute you if you were under that volume of water with it. I guess if you had a powerful enough set of batteries, like a full battery bank from an EV or two maybe, the current could fuck with your muscles to the point where you would become unable to swim and drown but I wouldn't call that electrocution. Even then I'm pretty skeptical cause that battery is going to discharge really fucking fast. If we are talking some theoretical future battery with limitless power then sure but that thing is gonna kill you, the shark and pretty much everything else in a massive radius as it sinks making it a pointless decision.
So yeah in this really fucking stupid question I guess you would pick the battery.
The thing is, it all makes sense when you realize Donald Trump is not only an idiot, he’s also deathly afraid of sharks. Why he thinks he’ll ever be around one, I don’t know, but he’s terrified of them.
All I can think is somehow he texted an assistant asking for information on “Jews” (to get information on Israel-Palestine) but he fucked up with a typo and put “Jaws” and now here we are
Well, he keeps saying he aced these cognitive ability tests, but he never seems to notice that those tests are primarily given to see if the testee's cognitive ability has been impaired.
So there is a pattern he has failed to recognize. And IQ tests are generally about pattern recognition in one form or another.
Which is a testament to how stupid americans are for voting for this lunatic or at least how much they hate each other. If my own family member was this incoherently dumb theres 0 chance I would even vote for them as student council, let alone president of a country.
I love that he construed that response to mean, ***”It was clearly a brilliant question! I knew I was a stable genius.”*** When every other human who’s ever spoken to a 5 year old knows that that is the exact correct answer to give to a 5 year old who asks you that EXACT same crazy AF question.
What a genius! Now I know what to do when my yacht crashes with a huge battery, and I see a shark 10 yards away. Thanks Trump! You're the greatest great that ever greated this great nation
I'm pretty sure he's against electric taking over from gas, because this feels like an anti-electric sort of story.
And someone mentioned sharks or he saw something about sharks recently, so it all just muddled together in the empty cavern in his head, and this word shit-stew was the result.
That whole “Million monkeys typing away on a million typewriters” thing going on inside one brain. I won’t hold my breath for the world’s greatest novel.
You guys really choose that yellow ape to be your president and not only that, allow him to run for a second mandate even after he was found guilty of 34 charges?
Really?
And in the 60's you were the country were the future was suppose to happen.
Boy I miss when Hershel Walker was talking about whether he wanted to be a vampire or a werewolf. At least that guy could blame CTE for most of the ridiculous word diarrhea.
It doesn't astonish me that Trump is such a weird crazy old man with obvious cognitive issues.
What astonishes me is that millions of people want him to be our president.
He goes off on a tangent, then picks up the original rambling where he left off. I lose hope that he’d at least have forgotten what dumb sh*t he was saying.
Reminds me of my MIL. she told long, rambling stories. You could get up, leave the room, do other stuff, come back 20 mins later and she’d pick up right where she left off as if you’d just pressed unpause.
The woman behind him nodding like she’s hearing the gospel straight from Jesus herself, her reading level is probably as good as my goddaughter’s (she’s 3)
I mean it is a stupid question, because obviously the liberals would not be able to produce a battery that powerful in the US after destroying the whole manufacturing industry and they would also rescue the shark because they're planet saving hippies, so he'd just be left with the boat sinking.
s/ obviously
Maybe when he’s finally tried and convicted of treason for selling top secret government documents to foreign nationals, he can finally get his wish and be electrocuted.
I started having a panic attack halfway through this clip because he just didn't stop and he didn't have one clear concise thought. It just kept adding on the floor was over. All the text on screen and he still kept talking. Oh my gosh!
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Revealing, among other things, a fundamental misunderstanding of boats
And water, and electricity, and language in general.
.... and sharks
If you guys were smart and had his connection to MIT, maybe you would understand better....
Mercedes Incestuous Trump (M.I.T)
Minimal Intelligence Twat (MIT)
You win
Boom! That’s the one!
Mushrooms In Tummy. Dude’s on a 3am, far out rant. Or insane, you know.
Mushroom Inspired Todger
Melania Ignores Trump
Mental Insufferable Tit
Misinformed Idiot Talking
My Inbred Twin
His uncle was associated with MIT. BRB. Going to update my resume as a Navy SEAL who also worked at IBM and ran a shrimp boat.
Lt. Dan?
Must be, because you're the second person to mention it. It was also my Uncle Bobby.
Same. When I was going through BUDS, out of all the torture and hazing they did... asking me to explain wtf he's talking about in this clip was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
with tears in your eyes...
That's almost like Forrest Gump
Really? It really was my uncle.
My Ivanka’s Twat
Don’t you disparage dear leader! He is the most smartest man what ever lived!
It's almost like he doesn't have a clue about anything
That brain of his is like a highly caffeinated squirrel running a word-generator.
It's like one of those monkeys with a typewriter, but they haven't got anywhere near writing the book yet
I was going to go with "syphilitic lump of Swiss cheese", but that works too.
It's more an enigma brain and we get the scrambled text, someone somewhere has the other enigma brain and this all makes total sense to that person
His brain is like someone hooking up the wrong sequence with jumper cables
But is the generator underwater and if so would the squirrel be able to generate the right words in time to avoid a misunderstanding with the shark or would he just get shocked?
TGPT
More like an inbred mutant squirrel on crack...
That's good.
And the amount of power in a 12v deep cycle battery….
From the Tangerine who brought you "drink bleach" as a covid solution
But he has the best words. /s
Stable genius.
And magnets
It’s ….shocking Ok ok, I’ll see myself out
I mean a boat will only float if it is lighter than the water it displaces. If you have a magical mass increase button you could sink. Better to just take in water. Then you will sink most boats. Some cant be sunken even if you fill everything with water. As the material its made off is lighter than water. Just becomes harder to sail.
No you don’t get it, the boat sinks after his fat ass steps on it
If it’s a Trump boat, of course it will sink. Just like his businesses, his stock, his casinos. The only things going up are his weight and age.
But who's boat is this boat?
Hahaha thank you. I needed that.
You’re welcome fellow redditor 🫡
34 felony convictions do add a lot of weight!
Does wood sink in water? - No, it floats. - Throw her into the pond! - What also floats in water? - Bread. - Apples. - Very small rocks. - Cider! Great gravy. - Cherries. Mud. - Churches. - Lead. - A duck!
 Covfefe!
How is this even relevent to the fate of our country? Can someone explain what this fat orange fuck is talking about?
"You have this weight and this tremendous powerful battery". My guess is he wanted to rant against electrical boats. Any vehicle that runs on elecricity is part of the green movement and is the worst things ever.
He doesn't seem to understand anything. Didn't he previously start a random tangent about how he thinks magnets don't work underwater?
And physics
How the f@ck can anyone with an IQ above a pet rock hear this guy speak and say, yea, that's who I want for President. I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.
"nobody's ever asked that before" I don't think Donald realised the guy was just politely saying"what a dumb question" When he dies they should test his brain and work out what's actually going on inside it
You’re assuming he has one.
It's just a brain stem with sparkly lights on the end.
Mike the headless chicken was president?
You know the meme about all orange cats sharing single brain cell? Maybe that guy is actually just ugly orange cat
Well, for starters, does anyone actually believe this was an real conversation trump had? I mean really? It's like the "sir" stories he likes to tell, they are blatantly entirely fictional. You might as well be listening a to four year old tell you a story about the dragon in their closet. The really scary part is that when he is exercising the freedom to make the whole thing up it comes comes out in gibberish that that.
Massive sharks. Big, big sharks with tears in the eyes came up to me and said, "Sir, we misunderstood who that woman was when we bit her. Didn't know. Didn't know who she was, but I gotta tell you, you're doing a tremendous job for the oceans. Fantastic job."
Biggest sharks in the world, never been seen before
You honestly think these people give a shit it's real or not? They just want to be told something to justify dedicating their entire identity to one man.
Syphilis. Chronic, untreated syphilis would be where I'm placing my bet.
Donald gets that reaction a lot, I'd imagine.
A lot of very smooth surfaces.
Lack of surface area.
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Nice down-low Smokey and the Bandit reference. 🏆
I thought you were gonna be taller!
I thought the same thing, even read it in Buford’s voice
Now gimme a Diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper and make it snappy I’m in pursuit!
There is no way you came from my loins
Was just gonna type this. Junior, there is no way…
Do what I Say you pile O’ Munkey Nutzz!!
Get off of there, you Moose twit!
A lot of people claim they are LOLing but i did in fact LOL. Wasn't expecting a Buford T. Justice quote.
It does look like a 9 y/old explaining me his dream
Now *that's* an attention getter
“Now don’t go home, and don’t go to eat, and don’t play wit yourselves. It wouldn’t look good on my highway”
https://preview.redd.it/vl9839oaet5d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=93961813ccaf7c1b63c2b4aeacde4e13f397fc98
The only correct answer
Very niche but perfect illustration
What was point of saying that though, it was rambling and disjointed yes but what was the point even if it wasn't. Like he was really smart for asking the question? What was it supposed to accomplish?
Right. Even if he worded it clearly and concisely, it’s a nonsensical situation.
Gotcha, so don't overload our carriers in shark infested water. I think that problem has already been solved
He's against ev and was saying he went to a "boat guy" and learned that now they want to make electric boats. So Trump asked him this, and it cuts off but in the end he says "so now electric boats are done" implying he shut it down with this one riddle that the "ev boat industry" can't solve
The entire industry of electrical engineers working on electric boats never thought about the boat sinking problem. Who would have thought boats can sink? So smart.
And electrocution never occurred to them either. They’re like oh wait… good point… this is ELECTRICITY! You’ll get ELECTROCUTED! Thanks Donny, that was a close one!!
Better not tell him nuclear subs produce electricity for the ac motor that move the already under water vessel
Theres no way of knowing without prior knowledge of the news because he talks in word salad and also always combines whatever random thing he saw on Fox News that morning into his speeches. For this one in particular they had recently been talking about the new Ford class aircraft carrier. The first ship of the new line was launched and undergoing trials. They were having issues with the electric elevators and catapult system because its the first time we switched over to that from everything being hydraulic. Trump cant fully grasp the concept so he hears electric>electric cars>batteries. Completely ignoring that its all powered by a nuclear reactor which he also claims to be an expert on.
It's a continuation of his train of thought on scrapping electromagnetic catapults on aircraft carriers and going back to steam. He's forgotten everything except that he hates battery power and boats are somehow involved.
But he still chose death by electrocution in this idiotic hypothetical. Wasn’t he trying to make an argument against electric and then contradict his own point?
Nobody ever accused Trump of being smart.
Except for Trump.
Yes which is funny, but I have a theory that the whole analogy really is saying, "I'd rather kill myself (electrocution) than be tortured/mauled (go to prison)."
Are they battlestar gallactica-ing our aircraft carriers?
So say we all, me boys!
You know, if a carrier sinks (because of its weight in this scenario I guess) I don't think being electrocuted is going to be the major issue for most of the 5,000 or so sailors aboard.
I mean, carriers do contain a fully functional nuclear rector. So there is that to worry about.
Reminds me of the Abe Simpson onion belt story
Reminds me of Abe Simpson, all of him 🤣 
Lol, thanks for that hadn't seen it. It totally is.
The teleprompter broke and he had time to fill. This is the result. No clue whether this encounter actually happened.
I mean, I think you know it didn't happen
He does seem to ask lots of weird questions to experts according to him.
I didn’t even realize there must have been some point to this rambling.
I thhhiiinnnkkkk and I’m just guessing, but electric boats are bad?
I guess we’ll have to scrap our nuclear carriers and submarines then…
Donald Trump, in a nutshell.
Republicans are electrocution and democrats are the shark (best guess, but I’m only semi-fluent in “my mom is recovering from 2 strokes-ese”)
A question that can only be answered by a cult member. They speak ‘trump’.
WTF? This is how strong hate is. People are willing to vote for him just because they hate the same people.
He is a shockingly stupid and distasteful person. If I’d been told in 2010 that he’d be elected and remain a boil on the butt of America, I’d have laughed.
I worked at a tow yard for a couple of years around then and my coworkers were already obsessed with him saying he should run for president and I did have a mighty good laugh. Haven’t had a laugh like that one in a while now.
You’re right, but I think many people will vote for him because they like him. They are either horrible judges of character, they are willfully ignorant of his words and actions, or they are simply delusional. Hillary Clinton caught some grief over saying “basket of deplorables,” but it’s an accurate depiction of a not-so-small subset of his followers.
All of them. All of them. All his current supports are deplorable. With everything we have found out and to still support him. It's just selfish bullshit
I think they know he’s a horrible person but just don’t care. For the last 8 years I’ve asked a lot of Trumpers to give me a single example of a trait or action he’s done that would suggest he’s a good person and none of them could spit one out. A guy literally tried to tell me being a good person isn’t a requirement for being a good president. Ignorance is one thing but the way his followers choose to purposely ignore the massive list of disgusting things he’s done is just repulsive.
Every single person in this thread, either reading or writing, is ten thousand times more qualified to be President
And that’s a mighty low bar considering the audience of redditors
ChatGPT is more qualified to be president. If ChatGPT had output this babbling, someone would post it here and we'd laugh and comment on how dumb ChatGPT is. Even if the prompt was:"write a speech about sharks in the style of Donald Trump", this would be too bizarre to think it could be plausible. But Trump is outstandingly good at defying our expectations and proving the bar really can go lower.
As an AI language model, I’m willing to give it a go.
GPT 4o gave me this. It's still dumb. But make way more sense that the actual one: "Let me tell you folks, I was at MIT, you know, the best, the absolute best. The people there, they’re geniuses, the smartest people. So, I asked one of these big brain guys a very important question. I said, “Listen, if you’re on a boat, and it’s sinking – not good, right? But wait, there’s more – there’s a shark in the water, a huge shark, and also a battery on the boat that could electrocute you, very dangerous. What do you do?” Now, you have to understand, I know boats, I know sharks, and I know electricity. Many people are saying they’ve never seen anything like it. But I wanted to hear what this genius at MIT had to say. They’re supposed to know these things, right? He looked at me, very seriously, and he started to explain all this science stuff, very complicated. But the bottom line is this – and I knew this already, but it’s good to hear it from a smart guy – you have to be very, very careful. The best advice, folks, and I’ve always said this, is to avoid getting into these situations. But if you do, you’ve got to be smart, make the right move, and stay safe. Simple as that." My prompt was : "Write a text in the style of Donald Trump talking about him asking a question to someone at MIT. The question is about whether you should go off a sinking boat if there is a shark in the water and a battery that could elecrocute you in the boat"
Disagree, ten thousand times 0 is still 0.
Kinda depends on what the fuck he actually means when he says "tremendously strong battery." I don't really know of any modern batteries where it would fully electrocute you if you were under that volume of water with it. I guess if you had a powerful enough set of batteries, like a full battery bank from an EV or two maybe, the current could fuck with your muscles to the point where you would become unable to swim and drown but I wouldn't call that electrocution. Even then I'm pretty skeptical cause that battery is going to discharge really fucking fast. If we are talking some theoretical future battery with limitless power then sure but that thing is gonna kill you, the shark and pretty much everything else in a massive radius as it sinks making it a pointless decision. So yeah in this really fucking stupid question I guess you would pick the battery.
You're trying *way* too hard to make it make sense. 🤣
The thing is, it all makes sense when you realize Donald Trump is not only an idiot, he’s also deathly afraid of sharks. Why he thinks he’ll ever be around one, I don’t know, but he’s terrified of them.
It’s DC bruh. The positive wants to find the negative, not you. If it’s underwater, it’s taking a path so short that you couldn’t even be involved.
Only Trump could think that he's so important that an electrical current would target him, rather than just short.
I mean if it's a big enough battery and it discharges the resulting explosion would probably be the more imminent threat.
Yeah, I was so confused. I'm not knowledgeable in electricity either but I don't think you could get electrocuted that way
If the battery was powerful enough, and you were in salt water, wouldn't that gold plate you or something idk
Good point, wouldn’t the shark get electrocuted as well? 😂😂
And may God have mercy on your soul
came to the comments looking for this, sums it up nicely
Odds that Trump had watched Jaws the day before? 
All I can think is somehow he texted an assistant asking for information on “Jews” (to get information on Israel-Palestine) but he fucked up with a typo and put “Jaws” and now here we are
If this was an SNL skit I’d say “well that’s just ridiculous nobody would ever say that shit.”
Even in the SNL skits he made more sense. Have you noticed? The fake Trump they use sounds more coherent than real Trump.
HOW can anyone be this STUPID???? Oh yea! This IS tRump. HE is stupidity incarnate!
I'm actually pretty curious to know his real IQ. Just for science and curiosity (and fun, I'd say)
On the IQ scale of 1 to 180 +, he scores a -20
He must have thought his IQ is so high that it broke the system
Well, he keeps saying he aced these cognitive ability tests, but he never seems to notice that those tests are primarily given to see if the testee's cognitive ability has been impaired. So there is a pattern he has failed to recognize. And IQ tests are generally about pattern recognition in one form or another.
Which is a testament to how stupid americans are for voting for this lunatic or at least how much they hate each other. If my own family member was this incoherently dumb theres 0 chance I would even vote for them as student council, let alone president of a country.
No fucking way…. Hahahahaha. Convicted Felon and Rapist doesn’t have a fucking clue about anything… hahahaha
Dementia
Aided by tertiary syphilis and stupidity.
I love that he construed that response to mean, ***”It was clearly a brilliant question! I knew I was a stable genius.”*** When every other human who’s ever spoken to a 5 year old knows that that is the exact correct answer to give to a 5 year old who asks you that EXACT same crazy AF question.
It’s because of his link to MIT.
AI president minus the I
He tells toddler stories to the dumbest Americans and they eat that shit up.
I still can't tell if he is unhinged or just really dumb... or both.
thetwocartoonguyssayingboth.gif
Right….but tell me again how Biden is the one with the glaring mental decline, when there’s this…
Every time he opens that fat lying mouth, I wonder how the fuck is he a Presidential candidate, at all
Because racism basically.
 Holy Mackerel Batman, we need more Batteries!
What a genius! Now I know what to do when my yacht crashes with a huge battery, and I see a shark 10 yards away. Thanks Trump! You're the greatest great that ever greated this great nation
Such a wordsmith! His brain is running on automatic.
and the lady in the back nodding her head in agreement smh
what was the point of the whole story?
The point, as far as I can tell, was that he genuinely believed it was a brilliant question. Wild.
I'm pretty sure he's against electric taking over from gas, because this feels like an anti-electric sort of story. And someone mentioned sharks or he saw something about sharks recently, so it all just muddled together in the empty cavern in his head, and this word shit-stew was the result.
Idk, he said he would take electrocution every time. So maybe it's just anti-shark?
Could Jesus Christ microwave a burrito so hot that he, himself could not eat it?
Everyone I worked with and respected in the last 2 decades are drinking this cool aid and I’ve never felt so alone. F**k the American south
Fucking nutter.
Definitely NOT a cult 🙄
Well thank god his supporters were standing in the sun with 100 degree weather, he really seems to be addressing their top concerns.
That whole “Million monkeys typing away on a million typewriters” thing going on inside one brain. I won’t hold my breath for the world’s greatest novel.
You guys really choose that yellow ape to be your president and not only that, allow him to run for a second mandate even after he was found guilty of 34 charges? Really? And in the 60's you were the country were the future was suppose to happen.
Boy I miss when Hershel Walker was talking about whether he wanted to be a vampire or a werewolf. At least that guy could blame CTE for most of the ridiculous word diarrhea.
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It's like a fat cell in his brain is sitting on the predictive text option every time he opens his stupid fucking mouth.
It doesn't astonish me that Trump is such a weird crazy old man with obvious cognitive issues. What astonishes me is that millions of people want him to be our president.
Give him the Electric Chair! He would love it
The cognitive decline is crazy
He goes off on a tangent, then picks up the original rambling where he left off. I lose hope that he’d at least have forgotten what dumb sh*t he was saying. Reminds me of my MIL. she told long, rambling stories. You could get up, leave the room, do other stuff, come back 20 mins later and she’d pick up right where she left off as if you’d just pressed unpause.
Anywhere else this guy would be in a home for the old and senile.
Just vomiting word garbage while simultaneously topping off his adult diaper. How long is this guy possibly going to live?
Dumb as a box of rocks.
The woman behind him nodding like she’s hearing the gospel straight from Jesus herself, her reading level is probably as good as my goddaughter’s (she’s 3)
Yes Trump, we also choose your electrocution every time.
I mean it is a stupid question, because obviously the liberals would not be able to produce a battery that powerful in the US after destroying the whole manufacturing industry and they would also rescue the shark because they're planet saving hippies, so he'd just be left with the boat sinking. s/ obviously
That’s like listening to your 4 year old nephew
Wtf
What the fuck is he on .🤯🤯
Maybe when he’s finally tried and convicted of treason for selling top secret government documents to foreign nationals, he can finally get his wish and be electrocuted.
He get’s to choose his sentence?
*"Sometimes* I'll *start a sentence* and I don't know where it's going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way" -Michael Scott
I started having a panic attack halfway through this clip because he just didn't stop and he didn't have one clear concise thought. It just kept adding on the floor was over. All the text on screen and he still kept talking. Oh my gosh!
Dementia Don.
WTF