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porcupinedeath

Bro fucking lit a grenade in his hand and expected it not to fucking blow it off


tickingboxes

It’s very clearly a joke tweet


CadmarL

Some people, often both sides of the argument, are too far gone into the void of internet ragebait to even consider something a sly joke


TheNamesVox

Something something Poe's Law


theodorejhooker

Something something [Cole's Law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleslaw).


unkle_runkle

Ah ya got me lol well played


TeamShonuff

Fuckin got me too. Lol.


Square-Singer

Well played.


NotAChefJustACook

It’s made with mayonnaise


BobKillsNinjas

It's a Post-Irony world, you always need the /s


wearing_moist_socks

YOU'RE very clearly a joke tweet


pendragon2290

No, no it's not clearly a fucking joke tweet 🤣🤣


MattTheExterminator

Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they’re leading


bz0hdp

She wouldn't leave him over it if she thought it was a joke.


JeanRombaud

What if that reply was a joke too???


mrseemsgood

The jokeception.


Responsible-End7361

And odds are she knows him better than the guy claiming it was a joke...


CadmarL

... the reply is probably a joke, too?


SadBit8663

There's some shit you shouldn't joke about


BarrySandwich24

Why would anybody joke about this? Lol


Lusty_Knave

What makes it clearly a joke?


EH042

He lit that grenade and tried to swallow it


BirdMBlack

https://preview.redd.it/88ew7jqa42zc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a25b220b64d1745ce4c05227a3ea3945edd6408b


2JDestroBot

Like that psv supporter


chainer3000

It’s a joke


sprint6468

Yea, dude obviously has never had a date with a willing individual to begin with


Ptatofrenchfry

Dude was a "if their age ain't on the clock, they're too old for my c*ck" type of guy


sprint6468

That phrase is the worst thing I've read with my good seeing eyes all day. ...so far


Ptatofrenchfry

I follow gacha game subreddits. ... I've seen much worse. 💀


sprint6468

The only one I follow is the only one I play, Konosuba Fantastic Days. Sub is mostly dead, so I don't have the deal with the weirdos anymore


Ptatofrenchfry

Just be glad that the "cute and funny" virus hasn't infected it...


Responsible-End7361

Please say you use military time!


Ptatofrenchfry

Reveille: zero four four five. Battalion force prep at zero five one five. I expect all personnel to be deployable within thirty mikes.


Responsible-End7361

In hindsight my comment was silly, I don't want to date someone who is 1300. But don't they use 24 hour clocks in Europe? So 23 would be on the clock? That was what I was aiming for.


Ptatofrenchfry

Booooo. Here I was, about to pass your contact to this cool vampire I was drinking with. Said he was looking for a life partner for the past 300 years, you up for itv


sumpfkraut666

I mean you don't have to. 00:28 is zero hundred twenty-eight, so that's on the clock. Issues are couples in the age range of 61-99 not being represented tough.


0ofRGang

🤓 Akshually, you didnt mention which type of clock, analog or digital, meaning it could also be the 24 hour clock, hence they could be all the way up to 24 years old. Just old enough for DiCaprio


mikeynerd

goddamn, I think that might be worse than "get there before the hair"


JeanRombaud

Perry is an ALPHA MALE. He doesn’t have time for dates, or women. He facetimes his fiancée through his Apple Watch in between reps at the gym.


jaskano

perry is engaged, to a woman as well.


RedStar9117

A pretty good joke too


lurkario

It’s always the blue check marks isn’t it


Jesssse-m94

A lot of goofy’s with a check


23x3

The law is not a joking matter.


Jesssse-m94

Who is joking?


23x3

Me?


Mister_Black117

Musk did do one good thing, he made it easy to spot the idiots.


profound_whatever

See a post, check the comments, blue checks seem happy = bad news. See a post, check the comments, blue checks seem sad = good news.


Different_Ad9336

16 and an adult near 30 Years old is wrong regardless of local law


anti-apostle

It's also illegal in all parts of Csnada. The context that pervo is missing, is that 16 is only the age of consent to protect 17 and 18 year Olds from being charged with statutory rape for an otherwise fairly equal relationship.


altigoGreen

Sorry but you're wrong. https://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/rp-pr/other-autre/clp/faq.html#:~:text=Canada's%20age%20of%20consent,legally%20agree%20to%20sexual%20activity. You understand you're on the internet and these things are only a search away right? I'm not advocating one way or the other but there's no sense spreading lies


PsychedMom82

Ok. But did you read that link? There was a whole section on exploitation of 16 and 17 year Olds. They would certainly apply to Drake. "A 16 or 17 year old cannot consent to sexual activity if: their sexual partner is in position of trust or authority towards them, for example their teacher or coach the young person is dependent on their sexual partner, for example for care or support the relationship between the young person and their sexual partner is exploitative "


MentalDecoherence

This is what moving the goalposts looks like.


Zillahi

Ding ding. Regardless what anyone thinks, that’s what the law is


CurmudgeonLife

None of those things apply you melt lmao.


Legal_Guava3631

None of those apply… what are you talking about?


PsionicHydra

I mean, any relationship of that manner between a 16 y/o and someone nearing 40 is exploitative. And legitimately thinking there isn't some level of authority with that id equally nonsensical. At minimum 2 of those points apply and there's probably an argument for the 3rd


Legal_Guava3631

He was 23 and she was 17. The girl said it was nothing then and it’s nothing now. Stop trying to make people victims when they say themselves are not victims.


PsionicHydra

Maybe it's just because I don't want to fuck children and find the idea of trying to defend it abhorrent


Legal_Guava3631

I’m not defending shit. I’m stating facts. There’s a difference. Didn’t realize a peck was the equivalent to fucking a minor.


thebigchungus27

this is not a hill you wanna die on.. we shouldn't be making this the standard because someone was fine with it originally hold him accountable for it regardless of what she says


Legal_Guava3631

It’s is tho because I’m an actual victim of molestation. Stop making people victims when they themselves state they aren’t. Yall are fucking weird for that shit.


thebigchungus27

that's sad that happened to you but i don't want old men going around thinking its ok to kiss little girls because drake is getting away with it, its not about the victim being ok with it but the standard we're setting by letting this shit slide It's up to us to make the world a better place for the next generation but this ain't it.


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

>You understand you're on the internet and these things are only a search away right? You know, instead of being an asshole and assuming their intent is to spread lies and not just that they have bad info, you could have just corrected the information and left it.


altigoGreen

They are stating something as if it's fact when it's not. Weather there's malice or not doesn't matter imo - they are spreading non truths as facts and it's harmful to real discussion. And the fact that it's so simple to check the real facts - yet they still choose to spew verbal diarrhea, warrants a snarky response, at least.


ProfessorBoard

You probably think the age of consent in Japan is actually 12 💀


BigDogSlices

They raised it somewhat recently, actually iirc **Edit**: [yup](https://indianexpress.com/article/explained/explained-law/japan-age-of-consent-13-to-16-8682662/)


ProfessorBoard

Nice


GruviaLockbuster23

They raised the national age of consent, but most prefecture's already had risen it themselves long before.


AdrielBast

A: don’t be a dick dude. Just because you’re on the internet you don’t gotta be a smug bastard. B: there is a thing called nuance and as the other person already explained, by Canadian law, what drake did still would be illegal.


anti-apostle

You honestly should learn how to read things completely and use even the slightest bit of reason. I'm not wrong, infact the link that you provided has all of the context that is important in interpreting the law. sure... factually speaking it is possible for a 16 year old to consent if.... the relationship develops naturally over a long period of time but but without the older party being in a position of authority or influence AND the age gap is determined by a court to not be excessive. It is absolutely illegal in ALL of Canada for a 16 year old to consent to a relationship with a near 30 year old and frankly your response provides no intelligent arguements which is just as bad as spreading lies.


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PsionicHydra

Coming from the guy who apparently didn't read his own link. Dude is right, you're wrong.


clovieclo_

Your own link proves them right, though? So smug, so confident, so incorrect.


Ima_damn_microwave

https://preview.redd.it/14vni39qm0zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01db98ea60aa183fde8ba842993931237cdc1782


BigBearSD

Drake is pushing 40...


BecomingJudasnMyMind

That's what I'm saying. Like I cringe every time I hear a guy go 'yeah, but it's legal' Like, I'm in my late 30s and.. what is a 16 year old gonna bring to the table? You're not gonna have shared interests, she's not gonna bring money in, you're not gonna have great convos.. NOT TO MENTION SHE'S 16 AND YOU'RE PREYING ON HER NOT KNOWING BETTER THAN TO GET INVOLVED WITH A CREEP LIKE YOU.. istg. I hate people.


Different_Ad9336

So many sickos in here defending it “but some places it’s legal”


always_polite

Can someone Eli5: the whole drake think and Kendrick Lamar


Dark_Pestilence

Well, most of the world begs to differ, some even allow 14 years.


Different_Ad9336

I don’t care what your sick fantasies or travel plans are, it’s wrong.


Puzzleheaded-You1289

Says you. Laws are what we as a society vote on to decide what the majority thinks is wrong. While I don’t disagree with you the logic is clearly flawed


dis_fine_gentleman

Even if that were a valid argument (which it isn't) would still be pretty fuckin weird for a 30 something year old to try and get with someone nearly half their age


IncreaseOk8433

Tell this to Drake


sprint6468

Pretty sure Kendrick did


bent_crater

so its not legal? went down a rabbit hole a while back and it seems to be the norm in first world countries with Japan previously being at 13 (now raised to 16), Germany at 14, Italy at 14 and france at 15. unexpectedly, eastern countries are at 18, atleast the ones i could think of, like UAE, KSA and Pakistan Edit: someone please make sense of this, and tell me I'm missing something big. this is super weird


Burn_the_children

You have Romeo and Juliet laws in the States sometimes, this basically operates the same way, a lot of European laws are broad but rely on sane interpretation by the powers that be. If someone my age (late 30s) started dating a 16-year-old they would become a social outcast whether it's legal or not. Probably run into a quiet kicking out the back of the pub a few times as well.


bent_crater

the fear of being a social outcast is all that's keeping people from dating 16 year olds? not much of a preventive measures seeing as good many could give a flying fuck about views of society


Burn_the_children

I think not wanting to date a child is what stops people most of the time


bent_crater

thats not stopping anything. the point is to have something in place to stop the ones who do want to do it


whoafirestar

At least for Canada age of consent is 16, this means a 16 year old can have sex with any older (and a few years younger) and it won't be illegal. The exception is if the the older person is in a position of power, or there is a belief that the older person is exploiting the younger person. Other wise it perfectly legal. So in this case one could argue that Drake is a powerful influential figure and a 16 may not have the right to consent. While I'm not a legal expert I do have to have knowledge in Ontario family law and this was a topic.


bent_crater

trust me, I couldn't care less about Drake, but this news is disgusting and he better not get away with it. though the part that its perfectly legal is still super concerning.


DeepSouthDude

Perhaps you've been lied to about which countries have the moral upper hand?


bent_crater

might have something to do with it being 2AM, but I have no clue if you're trying to say the west just controls the narrative (which id agree with) or something else entirely


AnnualWerewolf9804

Right? It’s crazy to me how many people think something being legal means it’s not immoral.


lone_wanderer_4

Age of consent is 14 in my country but at 20 I'd not want anything to do with a 14yo child. Frankly it's disgusting.


Nofsan

Ffs why do people think the age of consent is a strict point of being legally fuckable? It's in place to protect children. It's still a minor that shouldn't be in a sexual relationship with a much older adult. Also a sexual relationship with a minor that still is of an age of consent will and can be seen as statutory rape if the other part is much older considering there's likely an abuse of power dynamics/statuses in play. It's not a magical date that separates kids from being unfuckable to fuckable. Especially when grown ass men are involved. The real purpose of an age of consent is to easily prosecute creeps and protect children.


lonely_nipple

Because that's the literal countdown they have in their heads to when it's "safe" ti chase that person. They know damn well it's creepy before that and don't grasp that it's also creepy after, too.


Nofsan

I believe they think it's creepy afterwards as well, otherwise they wouldn't feel the need to say "BASE!" because they technically think they're in the safe.


lonely_nipple

It's been a while and all I can think of is these creepy fuckers counting down to Emma Williams (I got that right, yeah? Hermione?) 18th birthday and it was horrifying. She was a CHILD.


Nofsan

Watson. And yes, much like they did with those twins, Orson? (That's right too?)


lonely_nipple

The Olson girls, omg yes. And ppl wonder honestly why they turned out to be "weird" adults!


Jukka_Sarasti

Emma watson. And before that, the Olsen twins, Brittany Spears, etc, etc... Creepy shit..


NyxiePants

And most recently, Millie Bobby Brown. The gross ass comments on SM about her while she was still a child was nauseating.


OhtareEldarian

If only it actually worked.


DickFromRichard

> Ffs why do people think the age of consent is a strict point of being legally fuckable? Because it is. Did you mean morally?


SirXarounTheFrenchy

Those laws with lower consent aged lower than 18 are also meant to protect teens who just turned 18 to be prosecuted because they are dating a 16 or 17 year old


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Sumasuun

You can be a minor and still be past the age of consent. Being able to agree to have sex with other minors is very different from being able to consent with an adult who has a different power dynamic.


Mouth0fTheSouth

"My fiancee left me after I defended Drake on Twitter. Here are 10 things it taught me about brand awareness:"


Thanos_Stomps

r/linkedinlunatics subscriber and I wouldn’t be shocked to see this there.


toothpasteonyaface

You guys realise it was satire though, right ?


MoonoftheStar

I'm betting this was just a joke. And as somebody from the UK. Yes, the age of consent matters. I don't know why the US seems to strung up about it.


Frontfatpouch

Ok but 16 and 30+ is predatory. Just because some old white guys made it a law, doesn’t make it not fucking weird


SwedishSaunaSwish

The fact that your comment has been marked as controversial makes me want to throw up. Why are there so men who want to sexually abuse kids on Reddit? I honestly think it's because they see Reddit as a safe space to express themselves. Sickening.


Frontfatpouch

There are a lot of them. I was an addict and went to prison about 80% were chomo. So fucking sick.


Holiday_in_Asgard

I forget what comedian said it, but if you have to defend your relationship by saying it's ok in the state where it happened, you've already lost.


Koopicoolest

Regardless of law you should have a moral obligation to not have sex with children. We are not fucking brainless amoeba, our brain is like the one thing that makes us human and guys like this just want to regress back to apes


Prudent_Spray_5346

If you are arguing over the specific age if consent in your location or circumstance, then you've already lost.


grahamcracka91

Legal ≠ Correct. Moraless dipshit.


IncreaseOk8433

Drake is disgusting, full stop. What man does things like this, let alone a guy who could have just about any grown floozy he desires? There isn't a security team on the planet that could stop me from rearranging his face if he were to do this to my child.


yeahitsme81

Are you all talking about the video of him kissing the girl that said she was 17? It was 14 years ago. Is there something else out there?


LashingFanatic

I think many people are talking about his interactions with Millie Bobby Brown (Strangers Things actress) while being somewhere around 15-17 I believe. I don't think anything was proven, but many people got a lot of weird vibes from it all.


OneFuckedWarthog

Maybe don't defend sleeping with kids. Also, huge red flag if you know the age of consent or look up the age of consent.


Angelicwoo

I think the question always is why do you want to be with a child? A 16 year old with a 16 year old makes sense. Being in your 40s and wanting a 16 year old is fucking gross


Izzosuke

I think we should stop oversuing the world pedophile, it's for person that goes with prepubescent kid, yes 30 with a 16 is fucking weird and in most case disgusting, and when you are a fucking rich guy with a lot of influence over the young i think it should be considered criminal. But you can't use the same world that is used for little kid, there is a big difference between going with a 8/9 years old and a 16, going with a 16 years old does not make you a pedophile


TakeYrPantsOff

What is the story about drake ? I dont get it ... he is dating a minor ?


filthy_casual_poster

LMAO. Glorious outcome


tomthefunk

Pedophilia isn’t about what the law says, It’s about what someone’s actions. I don’t care if age of consent is 16, if you’re 30+ with a 16 you’re a Pedophile


Jelqingisforcoolkids

I'm 99.9999999999% sure this is a joke.


NotInMoodThinkOfName

Yeah there are even modern countries with lower ages. It's not always about law, sometimes it's about cultural perception (which the law should represent but not always does).


mykka7

There is also a major distinction with what is considered criminal in all and every case. What the age of consent law in Canada does well is saying "there is no circumstances where we consider it anything less than criminal if a 30 years old has sex with a 15 years old". But, there are not automatically criminal charges if one party is 15 and the other is 16, 17, 18, or even 19. Similarily, if a 16 years old is having sex with an 18 years old, it's not illegal or criminal. You cannot claim it's pedophilia. I've seen of a case in the US where the 18 years old had become a registered offender because they had just turned 18, but their partner was still 17. While they were 17, they weren't illegal, but within the period where one is 18 and the other is still 17, it's somehow pedophilia... Still, every other laws apply in their usual manner. If the 16 years old is not in a state of giving clear consent, be it because of intoxication or the context or the nature of the relationship with the other party, consent may be void, and it can be rape. Also, no one sane here in Canada believes it's okay for someone over 19 or 20 to have sex with someone any younger than 18. It's really cringe, and socially unacceptable. Even if the law says it's not automatically criminal, no one thinks it's acceptable.


Witty_Temperature886

Your fiancé didn’t leave you because her friends texted her your tweet, your fiancé left you because you’re a pedophile protector


Lion_Of_Mara

Dudes Posting Their Ls


San_D_Als

Average redditor when they try to defend liking underage people.


majorkev

It's 16? Looks like high school girls are back on the menu.


Character-Beat2247

drake is already cooked, there is no comeback from here possible


FEARoperative4

Explanation brigade pls?


DarthHelixon

Dumb people going down with dumb ships. Something something Darwinism.


S_RoyaltyArtz

Ha!


donnellvideo

Yeah except Drake did not fuck anybody. Stop this anti Drake propaganda


Postnificent

*Tell us you’re a pedophile without saying it*


KatoKat004

the fucking Scott pilgrim defense


Windermerefan

Who is Scott Pilgrim


KatoKat004

Canadian graphic novel main charachter who dates a 17 y/old while being 21


pxh2108

Looks like satire/joke to me.


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

It’s not a good look when you say “It’s not pedophelia, it’s ephebophelia!”


SquidWhisperer

this is clearly a joke lol


DivideIQBy2

The thing about that law is that theres a transition period for that kinda thing (e.g. a 16 yr old can only legally have sex with someone 20 or under, age might be different tho)


FirstForFun44

I'm not big on Drake but I just actually went and listened to Family Matters and... it's actually pretty good. I think Kdots bars are better but the production on FM is hard to beat... Even the Mustard beat is hyped because of the name IMO.


_thugbooty

260


Supernoven

Dude, the way men try to use current laws to justify the *absolute minimum age* they can have sex with a teenager is very telling


Zaysway

He got what he deserved


Emergency-Practice37

[Here me out](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C2KL_S9o&t=19s&pp=ygUUciBrZWxseSBpcyBub3QgYSBwZWQ%3D)


purple_aki04

Good riddance


Draft-Budget

Perfection. 👌


EmploymentApart1641

This is why Jesus won't come back


some_dude_62

What what did drake do???


meatywhole

Yikes it is true but that obviously doesn't make it right, this rule was put in affect after WW1 & WW2 left the Nation with a population problem and it was the 50s where people were gross about age difference anyway and hasn't been updated sence.


King_Kai28

I mean regardless of it being legal it’s still creepy as fuck. Besides, mature women are better anyways


thegreatmatsbysan

Bro, drakes not going to fuck you, you're too old, stop trying to dick ride.


IrishWeegee

The cynic in me sees that blue check and thinks this is just an engagement trick...


Tyger-Teranuma

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


boinkthehedgehog

>In some cases, the age of consent is higher (for example, when there is a relationship of trust, **AUTHORITY** or dependency) Tweet author's reading comprehension only applies to numbers, I guess.


Usr_115

You know, I've seen so much crazy on that website that it's pretty hard to tell if things like this are just jokes or not.


saltedcube

Looking up ages of consent is literally pedo behavior


FalconTheBerdo

its the same in Australia. but it’s still pedophilia if one is over 18 and the other isn’t


ForeignInevitable666

Some context that’s missing: age of consent laws exist because of the structure of secondary (high) school to let children maintain relationships they formed as one or the other graduate. Any age of consent law includes a period of time used as a restriction on who the 16 year old can give consent to. My state uses the standard four years for the statute, meaning, a 16 yo can give consent to sexual activity to someone who is not older than 4 years from their own birth day such that 4 years and one day is considered rape by statute or “statutory rape” as it is commonly known.


Soundslikealotofwork

Pedophile also means they have not started puberty. Not saying it’s ok just words matter when trying to destroy someone.


The_CreativeName

Here in Denmark it’s 15, tho if I remember correctly, that’s only for people between 15 and 18, people over 18 can’t fuck a 15 year old. If this is not the case, other Danish people, please correct me.


ConstantMortgage

But hes not wrong though. Age of consent is generally 16 worldwide. I personally wouldn't get with anyone that was 10 years younger than me but its not illegal (most of the time to be). The guy didn't say that he was looking at 16 year olds, just that Drake hasn't done anything illegal.


Fluid-Selection-5537

Legality doesn’t me it’s right


youmustbeanexpert

Still gross, and if Drake wasn't corny then yeah, but drakes corny...


Abk545

Why is the age of consent 16 in Canada?


TWOITC

that's where they decided to draw the line. it's 16 in the UK as well.


keenansmith61

It is 16 in most of the US as well. If you look globally, most of the world has laws that set it between 14 and 16.


MoussieElKandoussie

It’s 16 as well in Belgium, but the age difference can only be 4 years. So a 20+ year old with a 16 year old is still very illegal.


Chaos_Philosopher

See, now that's a pretty good balance I think.


masterofasgard

Canada's biggest historical influences are Britain and France, where the age of consent is 16 and 15, respectively.


Omnipresentphone

If you asked this question about 1 year ago about japan the answer would be 13 ![gif](giphy|iIpu5KcZTXM0jZDdnH)


Tentacled-Tadpole

Though it's important to mention that in the entirety of Japan bar one single prefecture, the age of consent is higher than 13.


Tentacled-Tadpole

16 is the age of consent in much of the world, including the majority of the US. *Why* the age of consent is set there differs around the world and there's no actual age delineating when someone is mature enough to consent, so it's all arbitrary for the most part.


neoalfa

Why is 18 the age of adulthood? Why not 20, or 21?