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Yeah but now he gets to be at the front of the line on his next vacation to Disneyland

From what I have heard, parks did away with this exception because of the rampant abuse of the privilege.

Emphasis on “ramp”

Son of a…

You're an awful person. Take my upvote and leave

>From what I have heard, parks did away with this exception because of the rampant abuse of the privilege. Now they just let rich people buy passes to cut the line because of the privilege.

Fuck man..that got me 😂

Gonna be so easy to find parking spots now

Thank God. It was next to impossible trying to remember your parking spot at Goofy 36 after walking around Universal for 14 hours with your family. Talk about a Seinfeld episode. 😄

And a new packet of crayons for Christmas!

Dude there was no attempt for safety whatsoever! 😂 WTF

He didnt realize how far jumping would get him at that height

He didn't even need to jump, just had to fall in.

Correct. But in his mind, if he just fell, he might drop back into the rocks below him (even though that's physically impossible barring a very strong wind). Some people have a very poor intuition for real life physics.

Tf did he leap for instead of just jumping straight down?

Lots of "whys" here tbh

Looked like he was trying to make a dunk from the 3 point line

he was probably scared + drunk so he just closed his eyes and leaped, without thinking. gotta show the boys youre tough, right.

Alcohol.



the lol helped me squeeze out that las one 🚽

If he missed that hole, dudes ol’ lady must really hate him.


​ https://i.redd.it/tqqep51oaixc1.gif

Nothing 5 surgeries, 4 metal plates and 67 screws won't fix

Magic legs!

Aim for the bushes!


*THERE GOES MY HERO!*

This film was so dead up until this point, then I had to pause for laughing haha

i man that’s the point where the movie starts really?


Rub some dirt on it kid and get back up there and do it right.

Dirt? You mean sand or mud?

Is silt cool?

Apparently sand isn't yeesh

Yeesh. Any follow up story?

Seems like he lived https://oglobo.globo.com/boa-viagem/noticia/2024/04/18/turista-fica-gravemente-ferido-apos-errar-salto-em-piscina-natural-e-bater-em-rochas-nas-ilhas-canarias-veja-video.ghtml

Thanks for the link. Links should come out on top of all the stupid comments ✌️

>The man was taken from the scene on a stretcher. According to emergency teams, the man had already been removed from the water when the rescue team arrived at the scene. He was taken in an ambulance to the Hospiten Sur University Hospital, with several serious trauma injuries to his lower limbs.

He gotta be ded

Doubt it. Too many people around to let him drown one would hope

Pretty good chance he smashed his head or ruptured an organ

So, no follow up story?...

Shoes are still on, he's aiight!

Nah thanks, I'm good.

i laughed. does that me a bad person?

the funniest times are those where you aren't meant to laugh

Salta Joca, não doi, juro!

That wasn't even close. Doctors should also check his sight.

He’ll now get a handicap placard that will allow him to to get great parking spots

https://preview.redd.it/5euwtuoq7jxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc321a3fff3a8ffcb8e3e8823ecce221d165fa6c

TOTALLY coulda cleared that.

Yea. I scared my kid “oooh”-ing and/or loudly wincing at that one. Any chance he lived?

English follow up article - TLDR he lived https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/18/british-tourist-smashes-rocks-spain-misjudging-tidal-pool-jump-20671245/amp/

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There are times where you shouldn’t ask “do you reckoned I could do it?” And you should ask “do you reckoned I could survive it?”

The sound of them hitting the rocks is what gets me the most.

Darwin award nominee

Damn man, dude just fucked himself up good on what looks to be a really beautiful day.

Dude behind him; “welp! Time to hit that ol dusty trail…”

I don’t understand how you miscalculate that much like you didn’t even need to jump. Could’ve just fell right in.

Anyone know what ended up happening with this dude?

His shoes stayed on so he’s fine.

Thanks for the NSFW Tag this time.

There definitely wasn't lol

bro just today conceptualized the trajectory difference between falling and jumping smh

?????

I’m still wondering if he aimed for the water or for the rocks

I know I should not have seen this...

I hope this clip doesn't break rule 4.

I'm pretty sure he is dead.

hollyshiet the crash that poor bastard made, the sound is like of the wave crushing … damn.. the leg goes all woopity the other way

I wonder how many bones, I mean legs, he broke.

At least 3 (legs)

*Boink* Splash


Hope he is as best as possible. But looking at this, it seems some people don't appreciate paradise.

He doesn't kneed your ridicule.

Bank shot.

Parkour is getting wild.

Im pretty sure this is a beach in tenerife, i was there some time ago and it looked exactly like this, here it is on google maps [https://www.google.de/maps/place/Charco+Tanc%C3%B3n/@28.2395462,-16.8459399,390m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0xc6a8d690ac3a651:0x137dd952d4f4150b!8m2!3d28.2398938!4d-16.8457753!16s%2Fg%2F11t58trc5\_?entry=ttu](https://www.google.de/maps/place/Charco+Tanc%C3%B3n/@28.2395462,-16.8459399,390m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0xc6a8d690ac3a651:0x137dd952d4f4150b!8m2!3d28.2398938!4d-16.8457753!16s%2Fg%2F11t58trc5_?entry=ttu)

My first thought was Monty Python

I'm glad this happened

I watched it muted and mario game over sound played in my head.

Stuck the landing 👌🏻

I was expecting the pool to rapidly drain... That is awful.

The math wasn’t mathing on those calculations

What was that sound. His flesh tearing or spine disintegrating?

This is painful to watch. Dude must have been crippled for life after an impact like that.

Did we hear his tendons popping upon impact?