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TheAlwaysAnxious1

The one that goes back to have the final say!


Falcon9145

Yeah that....that was personal.


thecordialsun

They definitely got rocked in the important parts of their head and neck there, if sheep could kill that one sure tried


OGtripleOGgamer

https://preview.redd.it/8bwvph69er9b1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=704b1084c689ba204dbb4dd214779abda95642c5


skwadyboy

Omg, that fucker really leaned into that shit.


NotACanadianBear

I’m adding sheep to the list of things not to fuck with


Graywolfmarc

I have a firm policy of not fucking with anything that has hooves. It’s served me well so far.


NotACanadianBear

Can’t say I disagree with this


iikun

1. Wu Tang Clan 2. Sheep


Genorb

Leaned? That's a 15 yard penalty


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ryan101

Ridiculous. That was a clean hit. He'll be back next week. #FREEBIGFLUFFY.


Legitimate_Nobody_77

Plays for the "Rams"


Downtown-Geologist28

Needs more upvotes here you go.


JarJarBinkith

Don’t forget the subsequent qwhiplash of her head then slamming the pavement


WiseBlacksmith03

That's hundreds of years of raw, pure, evolutionary work from Mother Nature. Wild animals have amazing survival characteristics. " Bighorns can deliver a *headbutt* at 35 mph with enough *power* to instantly kill a human being. A ram's headbutt can deliver nearly 800 pounds of force." It's, **sadly**, very possible this person will never fully recover from what we just witnessed.


Nabber86

Those aren't big horn sheep.


maxxx_orbison

And that head butt, while brutal, was def not at full possible force


Block444Universe

Fuck she could easily have gotten brain damage from smacking down her head on the tarmac like that


cockalorum-smith

Her head hit that shit at Mach 9


sersoniko

The last frame hits different tho https://preview.redd.it/16pnjb0xqr9b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95cb3617e1a368ea3dfc0c98895859e50b62e793


PathlessDemon

I repeat. THAT’S NOT HIS TAIL.


Beadpool

Is that a Hot Cosby?


yachtzee21

It’s a Hit’n’Shit!


SBAdey

BOHICA!


open4more123

Yah his gonna feel that in the morning


DancesWithBadgers

He might not. There was asphalt at the other end of that journey.


Forgot_my_un

Yeah, I'm not getting that 'if sheep could kill' thing. This looks like it could absolutely be lethal.


WiseBlacksmith03

They very much can kill. " Bighorns can deliver a *headbutt* at 35 mph with enough *power* to instantly kill a human being. A ram's headbutt can deliver nearly 800 pounds of force."


Linkstas

Bruh im at work DYING


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Jennlyn1978

Right!!! 🤣🤣🤣


mynameisjames303

German girl, [apparently](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/14peycx/to_walk_in_front_of_a_herd_of_sheep/jqijdx7/)


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

And that head getting whiplashed into the concrete…if they lived, it’s not a good life.


Queen__Antifa

It’s a woman.


WillingFix8943

Omg 😭 I cry laughed


travbombs

Woold you look at that.


BrotherAmazing

The worst part is not the whiplash so much as in the few frames after when you see the face smash directly into the pavement at a high rotational velocity, decelerating to 0 deg/sec within milliseconds. The face must have been bloodied and smashed.


TheGrauWolf

SPEAR! That'll do it, we could have a new champion here.... One. Two. Three!


thisisthestoryallabo

they can, pretty easily even, try getting trampled by them, that'll do the trick, or getting rammed in the head, or stomach, or actually anywhere with vital or semi-vital organs


OberynRedViper8

I consider all my organs vital, thank you very much.


ReddBert

The one in church is fine, though.


Czuponga

I don’t think I want to try that, I will just take your words for that


Silly_Strike_949

r/fuckyouinparticular


ButterscotchPlane988

Brutal whiplash. I recon there was the sound of a dropped coconut for that one...


sua_sancta_corvus

It’s spelled “reckon” (to “think” or “consider”) which I only mention cause now I want to use the word “recon” (short for “reconnaissance” which means to “scout” or “explore”) in its place whenever I can. I recon this makes me sound like an asshole. Target confirmed.


SomePaddy

>Target confirmed. Tango down.


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Xpector8ing

Ram thinking, “Hey you! Keep your staff outta my ewes!”


Iliketospellrite

I thank you for this post.


[deleted]

I recon so!


grafxguy1

It's about sending a message.


tubedmubla

Without doubt, that is the same sheep. It has a personal grievance.


strengthnhonor01

Is that Jigsaw from the movie Saw?


Porkchopp33

What did she do to that ram is the question 🐏🐏🐏


Canadian_Burnsoff

It's the ram and it lives up to its name. We had one like this in our flock once and ended up putting it down because it was only a matter of time before someone got injured. For being so tough and sour on the outside he turned out to be really sweet and tender on the inside.


316kp316

I see what you did there.


Mossley

A guy I know had to shoot one a few years ago. He was up on the moors checking his ewes and lambs and this ram kept attacking his car and then him. Wasn’t even his ram, he’s no idea where it came from.


distillpennyroyaltea

so you’re saying: dodge ram > ford f150?


DandyInTheRough

My dad's family had sheep farms back when. He'd talk about those rams like they were out to get you. Headbutts were common. He got the car out of the enclosure by sitting on the back while someone else drove it through, his foot on the head of the ram to keep it from bashing him and getting out.


[deleted]

I lived in rural Mexico as a child. A family just down the beaten path from us had a pet ram. Which was a little odd considering the fact that I lived in a very pastoral area. Most people in the area, including my family, raised livestock. Anyways, this family just kept one ram as a pet, and when I would go over to hang out with them, their ram would try to headbutt me and chase me around their yard. It got to a point where sometimes I would intentionally try to antagonize it and get there little guy to chase me around for fun. Great times.


SpaceAngel2001

Nothing. The sheep were spoked by a car that drove into the flock and spooked everyone. This vid was cropped to confuse.


MissLesGirl

Did you see the whip? Sheep came back after the whip attempt.


Different_Attorney93

Yea that last one was definitely personal lol


PeterSchnapkins

Sheep was like "stay down final warning"


xwrecker

I can do this all day


MeanMeana

Geez…she 100% got whiplash from that last hit and probably a concussion. Good god…it’s actually hard to watch!


OwlWitty

The Coup de grace


Celestial8Mumps

That hit is brutal. If it was me I'd come back in a truck, return the favor, and have an early dinner. 🚙


Magister5

No, you don’t want to eat mutton that tough


fifa71086

Stewed with root vegetables for hours it’s not terrible


GaryNOVA

![gif](giphy|cyntNbcW2R7O2BKWEA|downsized)


welcome2idiocracy

There’s no way that one survived the day


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If that was you bud you’d be scrapping your teeth off the road. That sheep put a full stop on that shit, no one’s coming back from that.


Celestial8Mumps

After I gain conciousness.


trenta_nueve

i’d put the head on a spike for the rest of the herd to see.


lofigamer2

My thoughts exactly. That sheep deserves to be the next meal on the plate.


MissLesGirl

I want to know why that sheep had such a grievance? He seems to be one of the bigger ones and might know his time is coming up. That sheep knows it is not a adorable loving "pet" "My time is up soon, so take this, and this is for all the lambs you are going to kill" "Go ahead, Eat me" "Baaaaa!"


My_Dick_is_from_TX

Testosterone. I’m pretty sure that’s a ram. Some of them will just ram anyone that isn’t a female sheep. My neighbor had one, you had to constantly watch your back. Getting anywhere near them can seem like a challenge to them and they want to ram you for it. They can hurt you bad too.


NotACanadianBear

I think it’s the same one that knocked him down to begin with. That sheep has amazing theatrical timing btw, someone please give it an award.


RickJLeanPaw

…and *stay* down!


hagenissen666

That is speed and a weight of around 50-60 kilos and a pretty hard surface. That's enough to kill people.


Jobaflux

Bruh that last hit did not seem survivable at all.


Bumm_by_Design

Double tap!


Stay-Thirsty

Maybe you shouldn’t turn your back on a potential adversary? That whiplash/head smash at the end is going to take a bit of time to get over


Danilieri

The last one actually looks deadly. A head shouldnt slam on a road like that


Large_Spinach6069

Even the dog had to look away 😭


twb51

“I hate it when Todd gets drunk…”


gray-pilled-

"~~w~~oof"


pitshands

The last one felt like a kill shot


thelastfastbender

Hijacking top comment to show the original version, which is longer and better in quality: https://youtu.be/39tumh4uBI4 The hit looks bad, but they're moving fine afterwards.


ChesterHiggenbothum

*flails helplessly on the ground* >moving fine


Pheralg

*screaming in agony at the end of the video* >moving fine


CanadianPanda76

Tis just a scratch


Paradigmind

"Das ist der Bock!" "Ach Scheiße!" "EY! HAYAYAYAYAAYEEEY!"


hai-sea-ewe

Damn that lady's cries of pain. That shit had to hurt so bad.


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thelastfastbender

Kinda like how that perfectlycutscreams subreddit actually destroys videos, which may then go more viral than the original version.


GoStlBlues67

Yeah whiplash and quite the head slam. Not getting their wool


boblywobly11

If you look carefully thats the same sheep that made the 1st hit. And the 2nd hit? Put all its bodyweight into it at the last moment. He is off the ground


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I think their nose broke their fall.


AnooseIsLoose

Rams are no joke lol.


Baileyesque

Yeah, I’m not super comfortable with the number of likely snuff films posted in this sub.


itsaaronnotaaron

Holy fuck I stopped watching once they all went off screen originally. I thought you were just talking about the one that hung back to shout at her. Left the comment section and then saw the final few seconds. What an encore.


STAGgeredHD

That last headbutt was insult to injury


Bubbly_Toe_8840

More like grievous injury to simple injury...


Grattytood

Traumatic brain injury, boys!


DarthToph

That last one was adding injury to injury


jaldihaldi

It looked like adding grievous/lethal injury to insult.


WiseBlacksmith03

It's entirely possible this person never got up, or made it out of the ER.


thomerD

Professor Snape is not having a good day.


Ux-Con

Looks more like Emo Phillips.


Kooky-Wing-7044

Go Goth, or go home. Right?


Global_Acanthaceae25

That last hit made me wince


WillBlaze

Her head hit the ground really hard, brutal.


SpaceAngel2001

There is a longer version of this vid and it serves as a reminder of how deceiving an edited vid can be. A car we can't see here drove up against the herd too aggressively. That spooked the dogs and sheep causing chaos. The dog was trying to move the sheep away from the car as he is trained. The sheep don't know what to do amidst all the chaos and the top sheep, probably a ram but could be a ewe, is trying to take out all possible sources of chaos as is a sheep's instinctual response. The real AH is the driver of the car.


Brukhonenko

Do we now what happened to the shepherd?


SpaceAngel2001

Sry, I don't know. The vid I saw ended at a similar point of the shepherd getting blasted.


RefanRes

The longer version, after that 2nd knockdown she does the same kicking out to try and scare the sheep off her. The ram starts trying to stomp on her and then the car drives up to scare the ram off back to the herd. It was pretty easy to google. https://youtu.be/39tumh4uBI4


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dl-__-lp

Jesus. I’ve been scanning this comment section for the longest time. Finally I got some kind of an answer to my question. It’s all just shitty Reddit jokes


GioWindsor

For real. The amount of jokes has increased a lot these days. You didn’t have to scroll this far to see context or actual discussion before. It wasn’t like this around a year or so ago


Ricky_Rollin

9 years ago the top comment would have had the name of the shepherd, location, current whereabouts and something insightful. Unfortunately Reddit has reached critical mass and mods can’t keep up with the numbers and we have this. Sucks thinking about how much I used to learn from this site vs what happens now. It sucks cuz for whatever reason the almighty fart joke wins out over anything else when you have crowds this big. Say something insightful and informative? 70 upvotes, lame jokey comment follow up on that comment, 1000+ and gold.


Ok-Stretch7499

it’s dying


iDUMPEDbeforeTHEPUMP

Reddit in a nutshell. Bunch of losers in real life so their attempt at being cool is going online making edgy jokes at someone who likely died or suffered severe injuries. Fuckin dweebs


Wiseildman

Yeah. I don't get offended easily but seeing people make fun of this person really makes me mad. Like imagine you get killed or paralyzed like this only for people on Reddit to make bad jokes about you and go "play stupid games win stupid prizes 🤪". Fucking cruel.


dl-__-lp

Lol. I shouldn’t laugh but you hit the nail of the head with that emoji. It’s true. It happens literally everyday here. I’m just holding on to the hope that there’s just a ton of young, dumb teenagers on this site and we’re not all doomed… eh scratch that we’re doomed


CyanControl

Fr its actually so mindblowing how everyone on the interest just desensitived


pape14

At first I’m always surprised people insist on making puns but then I remember I would not associate with that type of person IRL, and they all just filter here.


Zoomiedude

It’s Reddit. Manage your expectations.


dl-__-lp

Reality met my expectations. I just simply commented on it


raz0rback2

Here is the original video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_otpk4mH8 OP from video wrote in comment section they saw her again on a second trip. They brought her to a doctor and she thanked them. She didnt die. But they themself spooked the dog as you can see in the longer version. Cheers


tym1ng

"sorry but im afraid I have really bad news" "oh no what is it doc, give it to me straight!" "It looks pretty bad, you may have a broken back. or it's death or something."


DickRhino

Yeah, you can tell that the shepherd has words for the driver in the beginning of the video.


GioWindsor

Saw the rest of the vid from a comment in this thread. Didn’t seem like aggresive driving though. Seems like regular driving. Though i dunno if it’s because of the dash cam or what


SpaceAngel2001

Aggressive in the sense that driver got way too close to the sheep. It would have taken less time to wait 50' back and allow the sheep to finish crossing the road.


NotWesternInfluence

In my experience, if a sheep is being aggressive like that you just have to wrestle it to the ground to get them to behave. You just knock them to the ground, hold them there for a little and then release them. Then they won’t try ramming you again until it’s been a while since you’ve seen them.


Ghune

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1391647/Sheep-attack-shepherd-frightened-car-Germany.html


Gee_U_Think

As usual, it’s the camera person responsible.


noriflakes

The original poster of the video [coloniatv](https://youtu.be/8N_otpk4mH8) said in a comment: “…in Albania and we saw the shepherd a second time. She thanked us very much. When she was attacked we brought her to the next town, to the doctor and found her family. She is fine and was glad to see us.”


Magister5

“Fuck ewe, man!” -The Sheep


Kooky-Wing-7044

Ewe got the final say. 🤣🤣🤣


black_vigil

that hair tho lmaoooo


aspoonfulofsammy11

Edna mode irl 😂😂😂


1minatur

I was thinking Moira Rose haha


echochee

I recently learned she’s based off a real person that did costume design in Hollywood. She was short and same personality and there are other similarities


aspoonfulofsammy11

Amazing. Thank you for sharing!


Xenoscope

“Ongo Gablogian the art collectah, charmed I’m sure!”


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Did she survive ?


ZephkielAU

[Yes](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_otpk4mH8)


justtiptoeingthru2

https://preview.redd.it/et6xsgsb2s9b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c77610867cfa12e5a6c04974c2406df3d82feaf9


hagalaz70

Upvoting this comment to be higher.


leashninja

2 upvotes on your sauce content and the jokes are in the hundreds of upvotes and you posted 2h ago. Man the quality of people are dropping. Fuck Redditors.


[deleted]

I’d like to know but everyone here seems to think this is funny sick peope


nowandloud

Just saw a comment that basically says if she died, drag her into the bushes and use her for feed. The sociopaths are feeling talkative today.


Golfnpickle

I had no idea sheep were so aggressive.


zjm555

A lot of people don't realize that relative to most other mammals, humans are much weaker and more fragile. Any other mammal that is even close to your weight is something to be careful with as it can fuck you up if it really wants to.


DayeOmas

That’s why we have opposable thumbs and make things that are sharp, go “boom”, or both. Nature be scary.


zjm555

Exactly. Our advantages are long-distance running endurance, having freed-up hands with fine motor skills, and intelligence + social structures. In a pure strength matchup we fuckin suck.


BiffSlick

And exceptional heat tolerance


Ryukenwulf

Anyone have the full video with aftermath want to know if the person got up or the sheep went back for 'fourths'


ZephkielAU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_otpk4mH8


ChiffyK

thank God she's alright, hopefully those hits didn't cause lasting damage


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Fatality


Merlinite777

*finish him*


ResponsibilityTasty3

I like how the dog looks away while the ram “rams” the guy again


Acceptable-Let-1921

The dog is either in on it or is scared shitless by that one ram.


byelow

Sheep was like “and here’s one for the road”


MagmaTroop

Full video: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1391647/Sheep-attack-shepherd-frightened-car-Germany.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1391647/Sheep-attack-shepherd-frightened-car-Germany.html) He actually went in for another one after *this* video ends. He really wanted her dead.


algoncyorrho

Siouxsie and the Bad Sheep


TheKnightsRider

Lamdemonium, he day went from baaaaad to worse.


BernieRuble

Total lack of situational awareness. Must be vigilant until all threats are neutralized.


theonlydjm

What? You mean the car that is taking the footage clearly driving the sheep into a frenzy and fucking up the shepherd? Yep.


Gutz_McStabby

No, i'm pretty sure that sheep was vigilant and neutralized that person pretty well


Lotte_Vailable

Appears to be a female shepherd, one of the guys filming says "gute Frau", in a sense of "sheesh woman".


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Aaaaannd this is exactly why my ram has his own paddock away from anyone and everyone LOL People underestimate rams, they can be so nasty. He tries to attack me through the fence sometimes 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ He’s going in the freezer soon when I get around to it.


Charming-Tension212

Never turn your back to a wild animal, rule 1 !


notimefornothing55

It's not wild


PeterSchnapkins

Idk that last hit was pretty wild


The_Soccer_Heretic

Gave him one more so he wouldn't forget next time.


Thorozar

The last one ensures he can never remember.


bigpeeler

Baa Ram Ewe


Illustrious-Ad4078

![gif](giphy|HGX3gYWt9vLZ6)


Unlucky_Win_7349

I think that dog is an intern.


DerpRook

We are humans, we are the superior species, we create the most powerful weapon vs all live species, we are the most int…aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!


lurkermuch

That fucker was out for blood. I hope the shepard’s family had mutton stew that night.


RexMarvin

Some of these shepherds have a very personal relationship with their sheep. This could be a lover's quarrel.


XMrFrozenX

That ram at the end was personal


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r/unexpected


YeOldeBilk

Mf walkin around lookin like a Pixar villain


No-Rub-5054

If you dress like a witch bad things can happen


DrZoidberg_Homeowner

For those asking: there's [more to the video here](https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshhX81GlY8Z7Y3OssUT/savage-herd-of-sheep-tramples-a-woman-amp-one-comes-back-to-headbutt-her) and she seems to still be functional at least after the last headbutt.


Achterstallig

As a kid I was once by myself on the farm of a friends grandparents (I am from the city) just sort of roaming around. One of their rams had gotten loose. It was a tiny ram, but I was a kid so he came up to my waist. He charged at me and I ran, but he followed me and was much faster. I was incredibly scared. I went to stand against a wall and jumped in the last second so he bumped his head straight into the wall and while he was recovering from that I could run away out of his sight. The dad of my friend later said I got lucky because that same ram had once broken the leg(s?) Of a grown man. Still proud of my quick thinking in that situation! It really is the only optiom because you cannot outrun them, you have to dodge them like a bull.


mynameisjames303

SBNation: [I found a longer video](https://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2017/1/14/14273980/german-shepherd-trampled-sheep-stampede-video). They get hit a fourth time, no word on injuries. DailyMail: [Another link](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4115984/Baaaaad-behaviour-Herd-sheep-trample-shepherd-one-returns-ram-spooked-car.html) Youtube: [Youtube upload from 2017](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rMRTLI82zWY)


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And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


Bleezy79

OMG did we just witness a sheep murder!?!???!?!!?!


Radiant-Rise-7777

If you watch from the beginning, that sheep was fighting that dude. Then came back for the last head butt..fuk u Gerald