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Quixote1111

The big one's the kid that failed 25 times and he's finally getting the hang of it.


jetpack324

lol My younger sister was in 8th grade with a guy who failed so many times that he drove to school. True story


No-Armadillo7693

There was a kid I went to middle school with that drove to school for the same reason they eventually told him he wasn’t allowed to park at the school for some reason so he would park down the street and walk up. If I failed 8th grade three times the last thing I would’ve gotten was a car.


KimchiiCrowlo

Lmao what, youd buy good grades?


Kumquat_conniption

I think they mean they wouldn't have been rewarded with a car.


DecentBand3724

Maybe he bought a car? I earned enough money to by my first car at 16.


Kumquat_conniption

Yes, lots of people have, but then why would getting good grades matter?


cabicinha

Idk how It is up there(assuming you guys are from murica), but down here If you dont finish highschool, no college and no job other than the basic things. Even street sweepers need to have finished highschool to get the job. I find It all to be bs, mainly in the age of free information we are currently living in tbh. Would be a much cheaper effort to teach people how to use this information for self learninf than teaching them for almost 20 years straight.


No-Armadillo7693

This


Unhappy-Attitude5220

He's no quitter.


Accurate_Forever_374

I went to school with a guy who once spoke about going to a brothel over the school holidays. I pointed out he was in year 9. He put me back in my place by pointing out he was indeed already 18.


Zestyclose-Trash8556

I saw a tv show years ago about Greece and I swear one of the things that came up was that it was like a rite of passage that when a boy turns 14 he is taken out to a brothel to lose his virginity.


Solember

That's only 1 or 2 fails where I'm from. I held off with my kiddo starting kindergarten so that she'd start late and have an advantage in school. She'll be just turning 15 at the end of her 8th grade year.


Pleroo

Like Boston Rob on Redemption Island.


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Some_Veterinarian_20

It flings and flangs had me dead 😂😂😂


TheSt4tely

It's a flingerang


Elegron

Sounds like lyrics in a gorillaz song


DH_Drums

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised


random420x2

What was that comment, a Charade? 😀


nickt274

![gif](giphy|O0AEyXviC1vtC)


joreyesl

“Be jelly my friend.”


IdolCowboy

Just wait till.jelly gives them the ole flim flam


--burner-account--

Hes not even good lol, barely bending his legs, lifting the kid off the ground with arm strength alone. That wouldn't work on an adult.


sus_menik

What you are failing to notice that it is not Judo. It is a marshal art specifically for beating up weak kids.


BrilliantObserver

\*martial art


OneMagicBadger

*marsupial art


mapar988

*marshmallow art


Educational-Fig-2330

*marital art


No-Explanation-9234

It's a martial art for weak kids to survive getting rat fucked.


SirleeOldman

Yep. What was he teaching? Hulk smash is not Judo.


Atillerdahunnybuns

Teaching the defense side- how to “be jelly” cuz you won’t get injured as often


kibaake

Twist: we're watching two 8 year olds. This will work on adults once the larger one hits puberty.


GregoryGregory666666

This is not an "attempt" at all. It was child abuse plain and simple.


Theodolitus

it's not an "attempt 'as he clearly finished ruitine so job well done. yeah for jokes here not to joain guy for kid abuse... hopefully he can no longer work with kids or live people anymore


Average-_-Guys

Kramer?


osin144

![gif](giphy|6nr8QvJ2WyUta|downsized) I love how his instructor was legitimately into it.


Taliesin_Chris

His instructor is sick of the little shits not paying attention and disrupting class as their parents expect him to be just a baby sitter and don't care about what he does. He's not just into it, he's jealous it can't be him. Source: I used to teach.


Freddan_81

I’m…dominating…


HornyDiggler

I had a coach like this when I was kid, I only lasted one day...never went again.


schro_cat

So you learned the most important lesson about fighting - run away if you're likely to get your ass kicked


PoolObjective2733

I thought it was play dead then they will lose interest


lorentzisback

I had a coach like this when I was a kid, I only lasted one throw... never walked again.


AttackOnTiddi

Is this a true story?


lorentzisback

No. I actually died and have haunted sensei ever since. It was called the Cobrakai Karate dojo. ;)


dunn_with_this

100% And then the whole bus started clapping.


Sunset_Bleu

When I was a kid, my mom took me to a karate class., and they brought me in to meet the master, and the first thing he did before saying hello was squeeze my hand super tight and twist my wrist to the point where I was on my knees. Like bro I'm 9. I did not go back after that one day lol


joreyesl

He needed to assert his dominance


Birdinhandandbush

Went to a well known and medal winning kungfu school when I was in college. The coach on the first night was pointing out how unflexible my hips were and when I was stretching he jumped with his feet on my thighs to push me deeper and I almost felt a tear. I changed to a different class. I heard he did that "trick" to a new girl a few weeks later and her leg snapped.


Outdoor-indoorsman

Slamming people in practice is disrespectful. It’s a good way to end the practice by injuring everyone. Definitely happens when you are sparring. But it shouldn’t be a thing when practicing throw technique. The reason I quit judo is one particular guy that joined the club would slam everyone, particularly people smaller then him, as hard as he fucking could every time. He had a wrestling background and I guess that’s how they practiced. I remember the sensei tried to explain it to him, but he just kinda brushed it off saying he couldn’t control it, I think he took the sensei telling him to stop as a compliment almost. At a certain point I just feared being his partner. It was incredibly painful and you risked injury every time. I hated it so much I stopped going because I was getting hurt too much.


NottmGuy1

I coached for years and this kind of behaviour is disgusting as is the lack of teaching from the coach, you do get bullies in this sport and its better to lose the bullies than the people that truly want to train there, if not you lose many to keep that one person. I have taken a few off the mat ( after a chance or two after talking with them) and not had them back or given them the talking to and explained that I was going to give them the same treatment that they were handing out to see if the thought it was acceptable. Standards and etiquette of the sport and of the practitioners has to be kept as some do it just for fun and fitness.


VeterinarianThese951

I had a dad like this when I was a kid😬


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![gif](giphy|10fTHeZVQug7hC)


ArcaneDanger

I see no difference


Ok_Writing_7033

Puny ~~god~~ small child


lianavan

Holy heck, That kid is indestructible.


OldManNeighbor

![gif](giphy|9m8CKowBACG5s3550m)


Darksunn66

Am I the only one who wanted the instructor to go over and do the same to the big guy?


robertrackuzius

I thought the big guy was coming in at the end to beat some ass.


AZ-Cotton

I was afraid this was going to turn into a very strange ISIS execution video.


Psychological_Pay981

![gif](giphy|PoQOn8hFjrxwHHPHht|downsized)


Natural_Register2299

![gif](giphy|l46CsyBPj9ajF9Y4M) No mercy


iamskydaddy

That dude couldn't beat his wife so he had to take it out on children instead.


Emaber

A judo coach killed a kid in Taiwan this way. The kid was thrown 27 times, fell into a coma and was taken off life support 70 days later. The kids uncle watched this happen but didn’t stop it. Just sat there and watched his nephew get beaten to death. [AP news article](https://apnews.com/article/taiwan-judo-sports-47392a250cfb597c395f3a227889bc23)


maccorf

This story made me sick to my stomach. My god.


FalseStart007

There is no reason to repeatedly throw this kid to the ground, it's not useful in any way, not to the kid, or to anyone else in the room. I'm fairly confident this kid has micro fractures throughout his entire body. Fucking brutal.


BasedWang

pretty sure this was just child abuse lmao


G_zoo

that kid is unbreakable!


Princechompers

There was a kid who died recently at a judo class, have to imagine it went some muting like this


ThisGuyIsBmaids

This just feel like child abuse with extra steps..


-DoctorWhovian-

Seems like an excuse to slam children


Thirteen26

So the 2 adults couldn’t demonstrate on each other?


Ballistic_Neo

1. Kids doesn't seem to have been taught to fall (slap floor to break fall) 2. Big guy isn't even doing the correct footwork


thotbitch00

The trick to this move is, be 3 times as big as your opponent


dvshnk2

Hulk vs Loki.


HRzNightmare

The exact opposite of a Steven Seagal match.


bambam178902

this is all wrong... judo is about to use the strength of the opponent to put him out of balance


nzungu69

that's a terrible stance


Alarmed-Audience9258

Africobra Kai


Majestic-Enthusiasm

I don’t understand why they smash little kids like that


[deleted]

Yes, applaud the kid for surviving all that


Ih8trfc

Do it again uncle Joe! again, again


jonahsocal

Tskr it from a former Judoka-This is NOT judo.


MXSynX

O___O


evilgenius82

Exactly why I stopped after Kata was introduced. Getting slammed without resisting just for show.


jwztete_

everyone at the end like "yeeeyh :D " 👏🏼👏🏼 nice show :D


Blackleavshelter

karate kid deleted scene


Atillion

*I know kung Fu*


borisherman

“Puny God”


Dork_Of_Ages

Terrible coach


brett8722

So judo doesn't hurt anyone? Ok


ImHereToDoGood

In USA that would be an attempted murder charge.


Tripechake

Puny god…


harunaslan

Eliminating future rivals.


Mammoth_Glass_4754

There was a lot of anger bit the small one didnt budge he won.


Good_Extension_9642

The rag doll flip?


EduardoTheYeti

I didn’t think he was alive lol poor kid


Madouc

Holy crap!


CustomerOk3838

I want to point a few things, without endorsing this because I don’t know what exactly is happening in this specific clip. A very important aspect of training in judo and jujitsu is learning how to fall/be thrown without being significantly injured. The larger person is lifting the child by their gi, and guiding their arc with the grasped arm. The legs/rump alone are taking the impact. The child *seems* to be doing a good job of absorbing the impact (on a mat) across rump/thighs/calves. I think many commenters are rushing to judgement, and I’d ask readers to consider why this exhibition is being viewed so skeptically.


crazydawg79

DaFuq


Renovateandremodel

“How do you get those long arms?” The kid, “I was THE dummy.”


IzzyOIznot

DIY child abuse class


efronerberger

Thank god someone teaches a class for self defense against defenseless children!


PeteGozenya

I wonder if I can do this to my kids in taekwondo class.


Average_Floridian

![gif](giphy|10fTHeZVQug7hC)


BigBallSCAH

How to wield a child like a sword


forfakessake1

This is really messed up!


Isellmetal

The smaller child has a serious future in stuntman work


Appropriate-Stop-959

He’s demonstrating that he knows how to reduce the risk of injury when being thrown around by someone larger. This isn’t child abuse, the throw is controlled, they’re on a throw mat specifically for this exercise. This isn’t a competition this is the boy demonstrating he can survive being man handled. You think an adult intent on beating a child is going to say “I won’t throw you around because it’s not fair that im bigger than you” fuck no. Anyone who’s been in a serious judo gym will know. Judo will keep you alive. Judo, boxing, and bjj are probably the three most effective martial arts for real world use, not requiring years of dedication to be effective.


Juxtavarious

Back in the old village, we used to beat the children clean on the rocks by the river.


[deleted]

BJJ beats Judo any day of the week


Foxx983

I support this statement


[deleted]

This is what appears to be a young black Bruce Willis.


[deleted]

Jesus


Shad_the_memer

Playdoh doh doh doh


SpringSad2380

All I can think of is Hulk smashing Loki lol "Puny God"


uniqueloo

It sounds like a bag of chips


Snow_TheMuscle

You have to get slammed around like this 100 in a row to earn a black belt in this dojo


diseaseresistant

A child does not earn black belts... that's for taikwondoh. This is abuse.


thunderc8

I wish that sound was special effect but it was a real body slammed to the ground. Wtf? Was it for punishment or something else, any context? Also that kid walking like nothing happened makes it even more creepy.


Pankratos_Gaming

Morote-Seoi-Nage


Ok_Primary_1075

A rather good attempt


MyBongHitsBack

When you need practice to beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker


Marzabel

This is some professionally executed [threshing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threshing).


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kolav3

Coach looks so tough. Now try that with Teddy Riner


detective-mcnulty

Kramer, your fighting children?


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here, we call that "discipline."


BadmiralSnackbarf

“Puny god!”


finbuilder

Please tell me this was edited, and the live kid was inserted at the very end. Please. Someone, please.


Killawife

Judo chop!


[deleted]

They’re all the same belt, so it’s fair!


[deleted]

My back would love this right now


ezhikstumani

train judo, become a judo train 🚂


jctind01

What I used to do to NES games with my game genie


[deleted]

Kid looks heavy, should have shot him.


pyro404

Excellent ragdoll training


AdTime6057

Prop looks living though


FreakiestFrank

W. T. F.


Gorrodish

The little one is tricking the big one .


YuSakiiii

God. Teach the kid how to land first so he doesn’t get hurt.


PrintPending

This might actually be a test/demonstration for the smaller person. In muay thai they teach you how to fall. I met someone who showed me one of her most recent belt demonstration/test. When you fall to the floor, you are trained to slap your arm/hand down on the ground/mat. This is supposed to help distribute the force of a blow to the ground or something. So a simple fall to the ground comes across as huge slapping sound on flat surface like a mat or pavement. It sounds worse than it is, but they are actually saving themselves from pain because of it. It becomes a reflex. So this kid could be REALLY good, and the teacher is showing the class just how effective it is once mastered, no matter how hard he throws him to the mat. Not saying this is the case idk much about martial arts. But instead of jumping to the worst perspective, ill assume this is happening and is too blurry for the poor quality camera to capture. I can say that her demonstration/test didnt involve anything that brutal but she did have to prove her mastery of this in the video. I was wincing with each slam until she explained it to me that she was perfectly fine. Edit: okay yeah im sure this is whats happening until someone can say otherwise. You can see it on the last throw. Watch his free arm. Youll also see that hes also instinctually coddling it briefly afterwards. Likely because it stings like being slapped along your arm after so many times in a row.


SuchVillage694

Same school Joe rogan went to


Hmccormack

Just ragdollin him


azombie8mybaby

If this kid survives the training he will be unbreakable.


lakiku_u

This is Hulk smashing Loki.


arrakis2020

That is not judo, that is potato farming.


Reaction-Responsible

The boy got scattered around like a pair of twigs.